After drinking too much beer and watching porn late at night once, I felt an uncontrollable urge to know the length of my penis. So, as any sensible sixteen year old would do, I measured it.

17.5 cm or 6.9 inches.

I did consider lying; to make my e-penis at least three centimetres bigger, but decided this was something I actually wanted an honest opinion on.

Have I got smallcox?

Not that this should worry me, not being very attractive and not having a girlfriend. Just thought you should know.

Its horribly small and deformed.

Go see a doctor.

quote:Originally posted by ZeppelinRules:

You should also go to a teacher, to learn spelling.

Because of exactly NO accidental mistakes?

Yes, obviously.

quote:Originally posted by TheSneakyWeasel:

Because of exactly NO accidental mistakes?

Yes, obviously.

you're bigger than most guys. 7 inches is a wondeful size unless its really skinny around.

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

you're bigger than most guys. 7 inches is a wondeful size unless its really skinny around.

Really? I blame the porn for making me think that I had small dick. Thanks, man/woman.

/gets ego pat/

[This message has been edited by TheSneakyWeasel (edited 11-17-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by TheSneakyWeasel:



17.5 cm or 6.9 inches.

Have I got smallcox?



SHAZAM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size

Also depends on how you measure. you're supposed to stand, have your wang parallel with the floor, and measure the top, from base to tip.

quote:Originally posted by TheSneakyWeasel:

Because of exactly NO accidental mistakes?

Yes, obviously.

So you meant to spell "embarrassed" wrong? For Heaven's sake, why?

quote:Originally posted by intooblv:

So you meant to spell "embarrassed" wrong? For Heaven's sake, why?



I conveniently missed that.

Bad day...

Bigger than mine by .6 an inch.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Bigger than mine by .6 an inch.

/gets bigger ego pats/

Thanks guys.

*bows to stab*

Allow me to buy you a drink.

quote:Originally posted by TheSneakyWeasel:

/gets bigger ego pats/

Thanks guys.

*bows to stab*

Allow me to buy you a drink.

That's one strange reason to buy someone a drink.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

That's one strange reason to buy someone a drink.

stab hasn't yet tasted the Rohypnol.

RAPE TIME!

And besides, it made me happy in my pants.

Mines like 6.9 also but I always just say 7.

You best take that up with a teacher.

Show it to her & ask if she thinks it's ok, 'k?

Im average, just barely over 6"

not to hijaack here... but is 2" a good width, not sure about my circumfrence im too lazy for that

Alot of 6 incher's

I'm guessing you have some asian genes in you, I'm at a wopping 8 inches, deal with that, the RHINO COCK.