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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-11-16, 19:26
JHE420_27 JHE420_27 is offline
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Default ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

ive been dating this girl for about two months. i know she sucked dick in the past, but its like she doesnt want to do it to me. whats up with that. now she's talking all about how she loves me adn we are going to be together for ever. how do i get this bitch to give me dome?
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:27
hellspawn hellspawn is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

wash your dick? shave? get rid of the warts?
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:28
theIG theIG is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

Sounds like she would like some affection instead of just sex.



Or your penis smells.
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:28
HBTK HBTK is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

tell her to give you head or you'll break:

a.her knees

b.up with her

Edit: Pics or gtfo.

[This message has been edited by HBTK (edited 11-16-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:28
Muramune Muramune is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

Sometimes head is looked at as a non-intimate thing. Convince her otherwise.
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:28
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

Tell her if she wants to be with you forever, then the bitch better start suckin, or you'll have to move on. Seriously. Fuck that shit. I wouldn't want to spend even a week with a girl that didn't give head.
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:30
JHE420_27 JHE420_27 is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

its not my dick. she did this little tease thing once when she just sucked the tip of it. and she's given me handjobs, its just like whenever i bring it up (subtle of course) she's like, maybe some other day.
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:31
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

Sounds like it is your dick. Make sure you wash it, and if that fails, grab the back of her head and start thrusting. Hopefully you ejaculate before she manages to bite your dick off.
 #9 
Old 2006-11-16, 19:39
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mah compound
Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

FACERAPE!
 #10 
Old 2006-11-16, 19:42
Ljudska Ljudska is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

Would you eat her out?
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:45
Muramune Muramune is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

It really could be your dick though. The shit does smell after a while. It at all possible, wash that shit before you see her. And take a pair of scissors and cut that African jungle down to a good level.
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:53
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

quote:Originally posted by Ljudska:

Would you eat her out?

yeah, have you? because this could just be her way of hinting that you are being a selfish bastard.

failing that, maybe she doesn't like it. just because she's done it before doesn't mean she loves it. or...i donno, maybe you're dirtier than you think.
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Old 2006-11-16, 19:58
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You both sound pretty...well....like teenagers.

Together two months and its all love and being together forever?

Sounds like she has some personal issues to do with affection, i wouldnt try to force her to give you sexual things be it directly or indirectly through certain psychological ploys.
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Old 2006-11-17, 06:26
DENKDAN DENKDAN is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

RULE - NEVER trust a female who will not perform oral sex on you.

she's sending a message with that.

it's really a tell tale sign that there's something going on with her emotionally and that she's not into the relationship 100%..

this holds true almost always .. my ex gf used to love to give head, but near the tail end of our relationship when she was getting involved in some other dude-- she would get an attitude and say she didn't "feel" like it and would refuse to do it. and women like to do that shit, the reason is not because she's scared of penises.. giving head is a big act of submission. and when your women does not submit to you it's a sign that she is not 100% down for you , which should raise a red flag.



[This message has been edited by DENKDAN (edited 11-17-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-17, 06:40
Schwabe The Zer0 Schwabe The Zer0 is offline
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Default Re: ive been dating this chick for a while and i cant get head

quote:Originally posted by DENKDAN:

RULE - NEVER trust a female who will not perform oral sex on you.

she's sending a message with that.

it's really a tell tale sign that there's something going on with her emotionally and that she's not into the relationship 100%..

this holds true almost always .. my ex gf used to love to give head, but near the tail end of our relationship when she was getting involved in some other dude-- she would get an attitude and say she didn't "feel" like it and would refuse to do it. and women like to do that shit, the reason is not because she's scared of penises.. giving head is a big act of submission. and when your women does not submit to you it's a sign that she is not 100% down for you , which should raise a red flag.







You're so full of shit based off of one experience.

Yes, giving head is an act of submission...but you go far too far with that generalization.

Some girls hate doing it...some girls don't mind. One of my girlfriends who gave me head all the time was a deceptive lying bitch...one who refuses is an angel that wants to marry me and have my kids. (though I'm workin on that...cause I love head )
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Old 2006-11-17, 06:43
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quote:Originally posted by DENKDAN:

it's really a tell tale sign that there's something going on with her emotionally and that she's not into the relationship 100%..



Yep, and in this case, it's because her boyfriend's a fucking moron.
 
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