Okay... So we were talking today and we were joking around somehow and I said something about eating her pussy. Then she got pseudo-serious and said something along the lines of "Its not like you do anyway."

This struck a chord with me. As I expect a good blowjob at points during the day/before sex/after sex, I strive to keep my dick and balls washed, clean, and smelling like clean laundry. She however, neglects this fact. I finger her all the time, to the point that she puts pillows in her mouth to muffle her moaning. The pussy itself, is fine. But I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST it smells...funky. Its like vinegar and egg or something but she seems to think its fine, which it mostcertaintly is not. AND the fact that she has an excessive amount of viscous, foamy vaginal fluid. She doesn't like swallowing my shit, so why should I, hers? Sucking dick may not be a day at the fair, but female genetalia are by far dirtier and less palatable.

So, how do I tell her that putting my face in her snatch makes me want to vomit, without using those exact words. I mean...shes cool..and she fucks me...but thats just nasty.

Girls opinions would be helpful too...

CaspeR

[This message has been edited by CaSp3R88 (edited 11-16-2006).]

Man up and deal with it?

I don't do the whole oral thing (yet). So because of that I don't expect it to be given to me. You're lucky if you're getting it and not giving it. But yeah, we always just skipped to sex.

On a side note, I'd expect it to be similar to me and beer:

When I started drinking beer, it tasted like utter shit to me. But I manned up and continued to drink it. Then I aquired a taste for it. Now, I love the shit.

It's probably the same with pussy.

Numero uno, you need to just sit down and address. Be nice, not "omg you stink bitch!11"

Ask her if she has an infection or something. "caring medical excuses" can be more among the safer ones.

Frankly, if you're having sex, you should hopefully have good communication in your relationship.

You don't like eating pussy. May be you're gay?

I mean, all pussy has some smell. Vinegar and eggs actually doesn't sound that out of the ordinary. I'm fortunate to be blessed with very low body odor in general, but if I'm really funky, my pussy can smell like oniony and if I have a yeast infection it smells like bread. On my period, it smells like iron. I mean, pussy is pussy and it has distinctive smells. If you don't like the smell, you don't like the pussy.

Also, all pussy gets wet and it's not like semen. It's a totally different thing, for obvious reasons, but as I've gone down on many a girl I'll tell you that pussy cum tastes way more palatable than semen. There's almost no taste to it at all. The only thing that gets in the way is how slippery and messy it gets, but that's a good thing that supposed to be a turn on.

Of course, like I said, if you're not into it, may be you're just not into pussy.

However, the vinegar and eggs smell could possibly be due to slightly bad hygiene. You might try getting her to shave her pussy. Make it a romantic thing and do it for her. I was way too embarrassed to do that with my exhusband until he did it for me and then it was more like a bonding thing. After you get her pussy shaved, take a shower with her and show her how to wash it. I mean, my exhusband showed me and if he hadn't who knows when I would've figured it out. And you don't have to be like "I'm going to show you how to blah blah blah..." Make it out like you're fingering her or something.

I mean, there's ways around this.

Cheers,

Lost

I wouldn't put vagina on my breakfast cereal but if it's clean it tastes fine to me.

Yeah, the vagina is incredibly disgusting.

After a while I got used to it, I found ways of holding my breath or breathing without smelling.

Funny fact: My ex was prescribed adderall and her pussy smelled/tasted like it.

wait wait wait...your girlfriend has a manky disgusting vagina, you suspect her of cheating, she doesn't respect you and you guys fight all the time...

Dump her.

Everyone likes to pretend (admit it you'd pretend) that if they don't feel any pain then there is 'nothing' wrong. Yet, any listing of STD symptoms say many folks have no bothersome signs.

Everyone likes to claim that they're clean & free of disease...even if they've got no reason to belive that that is true.

Not saying that she is diseased? What proof or reason do you have to say that she is not?

^ Yeah I know. *sigh*

Im not saying I WON'T do it. Im saying that I put a great deal of time into keeping myself clean and presentable, and I'd at least expect the same.

That doesn't mean I'm GAY, as you pointed out, it simply means that I don't enjoy the taste of unclean puss. Just as I wouldn't expect her to suck my dick if I was dirty or gross. And I'll also point out that she doesn't have to swallow my shit because she doesn't like the taste, whereas going down on her, im kinda FORCED to taste it.

She doesn't like fucking around in the shower for some reason. Iunno.

Im not asking a big thing. Clean Pussy. Thats it. I've delved into many a Secret Garden in my day, and Ive had mostly good experiences.

Some were gross. Some were neat.Some like roses, some like feet. Some were shaved. Some had hair. Some led from up top-down there. All are great to furrow with my cock. From behind, the side or top. All I ask is that its clean. I don't think that Im all that mean...to say that I would rather not eat, a dirty snatch that smells like feet.

CaspeR

(I don't know what the fuck that was..I blame drugs)

if someone brought this up to me, i wouldn't want to think they'd thought about it beforehand. that would make it seem a lot worse in my mind. if you pretend to bring it up spontaneously, like, "hmmm, it seems a little funky today?" then she'll definitely sit up and take notice, but she won't wonder how long this has been going and feel like she's being doing something wrong all along. i don't know. this issue isn't something i've ever had to deal with, for better or worse. but if it came up i'd want it dealt with quickly and nonchalantly, not mulled over and discussed with outside sources.

^ Id be more than happy to do that, except that she takes offense to EVERYTHING soooo much, its kind of hard to bring things up. I wish I could just snake her with a garden hose and a bottle of dish soap, but I can't.

That was a good idea though Lauren, I might try to be nonchalant about it like that.

Other ideas?

CaspeR

I think you should get her to clean her pussy. Then gang bang her with a friend, secretly video tape it and post on totse.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Man up and deal with it?

Fuck no!!!

I was with a girl whose vaginal hygiene left a LOT to be desired. I wouldn't have shoved my face in there for all the tea in China. And I like tea!

I would say to the OP, honesty can be the best policy here.

If she's just a fuck to you, which I am guessing she is from what you said, I would say something like "Yeah, sucking me off ain't your favourite thing in the world but you got something going on down there that I ain't comfortable with. Go wash and we'll see!"

If she fucks off, screw it...I'd find a chick with a clean minge!

Recite more drug-induced Dr. Suess-esque poetry. It putz dem bitchez in der place.

edit: spelling not ghetto enuff.

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 11-16-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:

^ Id be more than happy to do that, except that she takes offense to EVERYTHING soooo much, its kind of hard to bring things up. I wish I could just snake her with a garden hose and a bottle of dish soap, but I can't.

That was a good idea though Lauren, I might try to be nonchalant about it like that.

Other ideas?

CaspeR



in that case, do cost-benefit analysis. weigh the cost of having her get mad with the benefit of having a girl with a clean pussy. or weigh the costs of a nasty pussy with the benefit of peace and tranquility?

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I think you should get her to clean her pussy. Then gang bang her with a friend, secretly video tape it and post on totse.

Videos already made. Im trying to figure out how to format them. I don't know if I should or not though. I will definitely when we break up. But well see...

quote:

Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Recite more drug-induced Dr. Suess-esque poetry. It putz dem bitchez in der place.

edit: spelling not ghetto enuff.



hehe...Im bout to eat (or try to) a few oz of PT powder. I still have that shit.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Fuck no!!!

I was with a girl whose vaginal hygiene left a LOT to be desired. I wouldn't have shoved my face in there for all the tea in China. And I like tea!





THANK YOU!!!!!

CaspeR

Take a shower with her.

wash it for her.

Act like your washing her with love.

then eat her out later in the day or something

This thread reminds me of the Lords of Acid song Pussy.

haha

So you're totally sure that Trichimonas or the Syph isn't down there? No Slime Mold taken up residence? No Coolie's Crot Rot of Sumatra?

Good, good...then you've both been to the clinic? The Clinique d'STD'szszssazs? She, at least has been to the Gynecolgist or at least a GP?

Go on, confirm the Science has been done. Go on...make my day, punk.

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 11-16-2006).]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE giving my girlfriend head and she isn't comfortable with me doing it because she can't relax because she thinks its unfair cos im not getting any.

Tastes beautiful I tell her all the time 2 yum yum yum, its strange as well im so sure its just her I ever felt so strongly about. I always suck my fingers after I finger her I dont even know why its all so yummy to me.

quote:Originally posted by farq:

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE giving my girlfriend head and she isn't comfortable with me doing it because she can't relax because she thinks its unfair cos im not getting any.

Tastes beautiful I tell her all the time 2 yum yum yum, its strange as well im so sure its just her I ever felt so strongly about. I always suck my fingers after I finger her I dont even know why its all so yummy to me.



Same here buddy. I absolutely love eating my girl's pussy, for the simple fact I'm good at it, and I always either get her off, if she isn't begging me to fuck her before I'm done. Either way, it's god damned enjoyable for the both of us. The taste, smell and just the sight of her wet pussy just makes me fucking horny.



Even after a long night of drinking and partying, having peed several times, she barely has a smell to her. A slight smell of sweat and that's about it. And I kind of like it anyways. The inside of her pussy smells like nothing basically. I have a sharp nose and I can barely detect an odor coming from it, although that distinct smell is there.

I, too always lick my fingers after I finger her, and tell her how good she is.

I love the smell/taste of her pussy when she's a few days away from her period. Her juices get really thick and slippery, and she smells more. I can't even describe the smell...it's not that bloody smell, it's just a stronger smell than usual.

If she feels weird about you giving her head and you not getting head, suggest to her that you 69. We do all the time and it's amazingly erotic. Some people find having your face so close to her ass is gross but I love it, and I always tease her ass with my tongue and my fingers. Makes her cum like a rocket.

Just pounce on her right after she's gotten out of the shower. When you're done, comment on how great she tastes right after a shower. I think she'll get the hint, and that way you don't have to hurt her feelings.

Also, I feel much fresher and cleaner when I have a brazilian, so maybe buy her a gift certificate at a fancy spa to get one done?

That being said, I bathe everyday, and even if I haven't been all sweaty, I'm usually pretty funky by the end of the day. I guess some girls aren't as lucky as others with sweet cunts?

Does she shave? Hair can trap sweat and then it'll have a lot stronger scent. She may have an infection if it smells *really* bad. How many pussies have you smelled before? If you have some to compare to, then you should know what's normal and what' not. I'd say have her shower and then try it afterward. She may just suck at cleaning herself.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

You don't like eating pussy. May be you're gay?



ur a girl so what would u know.

i laugh at ur lame attempt to get him to munch on the mouldy burger flaps ha haha ha

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

So you're totally sure that Trichimonas or the Syph isn't down there? No Slime Mold taken up residence? No Coolie's Crot Rot of Sumatra?

Good, good...then you've both been to the clinic? The Clinique d'STD'szszssazs? She, at least has been to the Gynecolgist or at least a GP?

Go on, confirm the Science has been done. Go on...make my day, punk.



Is it just me or does moonmiester sound coked up?

Id have a problem if my girlfriend stank like another mans cock.

Thats right another man fucks your bitch honkey. A real man.

He probably goes down on her too - makes sure gives her what she needs.

She cheats on you man, you know she does.

Sooner you dump her the better things will get.

3 1/2 Important factors regarding mantaining a healthy relationship:

1 1/2)Honesty + (some consideration also)

2)Communication

3) Sensitivity & Understanding

Personal Insight: with me and my bf, we are so open to eachother in EVERYTHING, that I finish his thoughts and he, mine, anywho point is, honest, sensibly-thought communication is very important in this situation, Don't be blunt and rude, be honest and considerate, Come on, you got your smarts from your mother think of something to do to show her what you mean.

For me, I never smell unhygenic, there are times when it smells like iron when i'm on my period, and i've never had any infections that i could personally share anything about. Sometimes the scent is heightened to a degree prior to menstruation due to the changes in levels of hormones, but that's about it. My BF enjoys tasting me, and if he didnt he'd tell me, as he's one of the most honest and straightforward people I know, sometimes he enjoys it more than me.

Hope that helped.

E

quote:Originally posted by JohnBrown:

Is it just me or does moonmiester sound coked up?

Moonmeister is my alltime favorite poster on TOTSE. All of his posts are like that. I love it.

quote:Originally posted by met_B_A_N_S:

Moonmeister is my alltime favorite poster on TOTSE. All of his posts are like that. I love it.

He's my favorite poster too. I've read his stuff for years, and he's always maintained his own style.

Moonmeister, if you ever write a book, let us know. I want a copy.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

wait wait wait...your girlfriend has a manky disgusting vagina, you suspect her of cheating, she doesn't respect you and you guys fight all the time...

Dump her.

Yeah, you're basically retarded.

I'm all for love everlasting, communication between the sexes, forgiveness, trust, and everything, but at some point you just have to question your mental capacity.

Are you a masochist, mayhaps?

i dont eat pussy period.

quote:Originally posted by J*A*D*A:

i dont eat pussy period.

Well? I hear eating the pussy period is quite the acquired taste? As it acquires a...taste?

I didn't read it all... but I don't know how to bring up the issue. I once delt with a pussy that tasted and smelled like sun scorched 3 week old taco bell.... I puke just thinking about it.

Girls, keep yourself clean... please!

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

pussy...pussy...pussy...pussy...pussy...pussy...pu ssy...pussy...pussy...pussy

Cheers,

Lost

Thats alota pussy. And does it ACTUALLY smell bready with a yeast infection? I mean, that would be ridiculously cool.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

Thats alota pussy. And does it ACTUALLY smell bready with a yeast infection? I mean, that would be ridiculously cool.

Just imagine? If it was a good strain of yeast to purify & make beer or bread with?

Mmmmmmm mmmmm!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Just imagine? If it was a good strain of yeast to purify & make beer or bread with?

Mmmmmmm mmmmm!

That would be so cool! You could totally get drunk off your girl's vag...just throw in a bit of sugar, wait a week and INHALE

I think as long as it was MY gf's vag yeast, I'd at least try the bread.

Maaaan! If there was a way to expand the uterous without the pregnancy? To use it for making beer?! Just a liter or two?

Girls wouldn't hardly have no trouble getting guys to go down... Heck. They couldn't STOP them!

Christ! Just do it in the shower- clean her & wash away wierd discharge foam at the same time. Problem solved!

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

discharge foam

quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:

foamy vaginal fluid.

Wait a second, WHAT THE SHIT?! FOAM?

Wait...what else is foamy? That we were JUST talking about? I feel this thread coming full circle...

Maaan...I'm gettin' thirsty.

I don't mind warm beer with a foamy head? And no mistaking: it would be warm.

You know, I heard this from an old Korean friend, apparently theres always a bit of piss left in the pussy when you lick it...

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Well? I hear eating the pussy period is quite the acquired taste? As it acquires a...taste?

+2

When you go down on her tell her to close her eyes and then take out a dousche and use it on her.

I caught her coming right out of the shower the other morning and layed her on the bathroom counter and did my thing. THAT was fine. And that was my entire point. Its just she doesn't keep it nice and pretty- consistently. But she's on her period now, so it doesn't really matter but...yeah. Plus im like force-feeding her pounds of pineapple now. haha.

CaspeR

quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:



I mean...shes cool..and she fucks me...but thats just nasty.



CaspeR



You're a cunt, grow the fuck up, and have a bit more respect for the girl, its guys like you that produce these sick girls with mental and self hate issues that they shouldnt even have because theyre perfectly normal. Have you thought that she maybe has an infection and shes too ashamed to tell you? And if that is just her body, then put up or fuck off. Contrary to the media world Women are flesh and blood, not nylon and plastic.



grow up.

Well^^^? You'll notice that he will not address my questions about infections? He won't even say, 'Yes, we've sought medical opinions in the past & they are no longer an issue!'

Instead: Complete Silence...

Makes me think, 'Get back to your Trailer Park, White Trash Trailer Boy!'

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Well^^^? You'll notice that he will not address my questions about infections? He won't even say, 'Yes, we've sought medical opinions in the past & they are no longer an issue!'

Instead: Complete Silence...

Makes me think, 'Get back to your Trailer Park, White Trash Trailer Boy!'

Yes, we've both been STD-checked...As of two weeks ago. so I don't think its THAT issue.

CaspeR

quote:Originally posted by Lala:

You're a cunt, grow the fuck up, and have a bit more respect for the girl, its guys like you that produce these sick girls with mental and self hate issues that they shouldnt even have because theyre perfectly normal. Have you thought that she maybe has an infection and shes too ashamed to tell you? And if that is just her body, then put up or fuck off. Contrary to the media world Women are flesh and blood, not nylon and plastic.



grow up.





Fuck you twat. Who the hell are you even? Geez...jumpin' all over me and shit. I was trying to find a nice way to get around the fact that I don't WANT to eat her, and she expects me too while she had that issue.

Im guessing you're one of the "poor, hurt girls with self hate issues" who go jump all over every guy in the world for having wronged them. Fucking read the entire post before you jump to conclusions, you menstrual case.

CaspeR

[This message has been edited by CaSp3R88 (edited 11-18-2006).]

Well, fine. Why not proudly say that before?

We could have considered other stuff already then.

Such as...when was the last time she (heck you) was on Antibiotics? Do you know that they can mess with the Natural Bugs (500 different ones) in a person's Gut? Though, it's not often mentioned by Docs, we should eat yogurt during/after (heck just weekly) to help recolonize the bugs.

Do either/both of you eat yogurt once & a while?

How are your diets in general? Eatin' at least a percentage of the fruits & veggies Science recommends?

Science says folks don't get the Vitamin-D they need? Don't need so much if you're getting a lot of sun on your skin, still a little Cod Lover Oil don't hurt.

Does she dump regular? More roughage to be eating.

I don't know. Yogurt & a few fruits/veg are cheap enough & don't cost much. Take look at some websites about proper eating & see if you two fall anywhere near???

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quote:Originally posted by Lala:

You're a cunt, grow the fuck up, and have a bit more respect for the girl, its guys like you that produce these sick girls with mental and self hate issues that they shouldnt even have because theyre perfectly normal. Have you thought that she maybe has an infection and shes too ashamed to tell you? And if that is just her body, then put up or fuck off. Contrary to the media world Women are flesh and blood, not nylon and plastic.

Lay the fuck off him. He's trying to find a sensitive way to tell her this that won't hurt her feelings. Whatever the cause, it doesn't sound normal, be it a hygiene issue or an infection, or whatever. It might just be how she smells at the end of the day, but if it's hard for him to bear, he's got every right to see if she can do something about it. If it's an infection, she damn well shouldn't expect to receive oral if she has one; I sure as hell wouldn't make a girl go down on me if I'd caught something until it was cleared up. Sex should be pleasurable for both parties, not an ordeal; you wouldn't go down on a guy who tasted like strong eggs and vinegar, would you? In fact, you'd probably get all uppity and self-righteous about it and rant at him about how not having a clean dick shows a lack of respect towards you. He's trying to get across an issue in their relationship with understanding, he's agonising about how to do it because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings. Whatever issues you have, and however you've been treated in the past, don't make the mistake of extending them onto other people.

Diet can have as much to do with it as hygene. Does she eat lots of fast food/meat? You are what you eat, and naturally you don't want to eat her if she tastes of rot!

But yeah, getting the conversation round to basic hygene might be awkward!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Such as...when was the last time she (heck you) was on Antibiotics?

Do either/both of you eat yogurt once & a while?

How are your diets in general? Eatin' at least a percentage of the fruits & veggies Science recommends?



She was on antibiotics about 2 months ago for widom teeth extraction. Im never on antibiotics, but a lot of drugs (Don't even go there).

She's a vegitarian, but does eat a lot of wierd crap as a result. I eat terribly, but I shower like 3 times a day, so im squeaky clean.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:



Thank you sir. You hit the nail on the head.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

But yeah, getting the conversation round to basic hygene might be awkward!

I know. Thats why its so sensitive a thing.It was a lot better yesterday though.

CaspeR

You do know that antibiotics can contribute to a yeast infection. Maybe she has one and doesn't know it?

(didn't read entire thread, in case this was mentioned.)

You just need to tell her...tenderly.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Just imagine? If it was a good strain of yeast to purify & make beer or bread with?

Mmmmmmm mmmmm!

gives new meaning to the "a-marvellous breadfish."

I don't like this thread

Semen is a lot more disgusting than anything that comes from a vagina...

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

I don't like this thread

Semen is a lot more disgusting than anything that comes from a vagina...

Bring that up with your boyfriend. A bad diet can make it taste terrible. A good diet can make it taste good. Does he eat a lot of red meat or spicy food? Not a lot of fresh fruit or other sweet things? Does he smoke?

And someone I knew, they went down on the local whore and couldn't finish. He literally gagged. Almost threw up. Smell and taste. No semen could be worse than that, especially considering you're down with the vagina for a lot longer than you have the cum in your mouth.

i'm extremely curious as to how these awful pussies actually smell. i have never smelled anyone else's vag except my own, and it seems normal. i wonder, is it possible that i am actually living in la-la land? everyone thinks theirs smells ok, right? meanwhile, i could be in the bottom 1% of vag smells and not even know it! the horror...

Right on, Mr.Happy!

I'm a girl and don't have any scent at all...my boyfriend agrees. I'm basically vegan and healthy, is that anything to do with it?

In my experience, vegetarians are excellent. They're right next door to ideal.

Lauren's suggestion of simply putting it out there is probably best.

LostCause's suggestion of doing some house cleaning is a good one if you don't feel comfortable taking the straightforward approach. If you can't manage it normally, perhaps a hotel suite with a hot tub for a night. That way you can refer to how great it was that night where you went to the hotel suite...and so on.

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She isn't just particularly fond of eating garlic & onions? If she is & you're not? It could make quite a diff...

Or if she eats spicy foods which you don't?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i'm extremely curious as to how these awful pussies actually smell. i have never smelled anyone else's vag except my own, and it seems normal. i wonder, is it possible that i am actually living in la-la land? everyone thinks theirs smells ok, right? meanwhile, i could be in the bottom 1% of vag smells and not even know it! the horror...

Haha that's how I felt reading this thread...

Maybe you vimmen vould like to send your panties around to a select panel of totse judges? * Sniff sniff sniiiiiffff *

...These smell like salmon &

These smell like trout & these?

These smell like sumpins rotten in Denmark

Of this there is no doubt!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Maybe you vimmen vould like to send your panties around to a select panel of totse judges? * Sniff sniff sniiiiiffff *

...These smell like salmon &

These smell like trout & these?

These smell like sumpins rotten in Denmark

Of this there is no doubt!

that made me lol greatly.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Lay the fuck off him. He's trying to find a sensitive way to tell her this that won't hurt her feelings. Whatever the cause, it doesn't sound normal, be it a hygiene issue or an infection, or whatever. It might just be how she smells at the end of the day, but if it's hard for him to bear, he's got every right to see if she can do something about it. If it's an infection, she damn well shouldn't expect to receive oral if she has one; I sure as hell wouldn't make a girl go down on me if I'd caught something until it was cleared up. Sex should be pleasurable for both parties, not an ordeal; you wouldn't go down on a guy who tasted like strong eggs and vinegar, would you? In fact, you'd probably get all uppity and self-righteous about it and rant at him about how not having a clean dick shows a lack of respect towards you. He's trying to get across an issue in their relationship with understanding, he's agonising about how to do it because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings. Whatever issues you have, and however you've been treated in the past, don't make the mistake of extending them onto other people.

Well he cant have much respect for her if all the compliments he has to extend about her is "shes cool and she fucks me" I dont think his issue is how to do it without hurting her feelings, his issue is hes too much of a pussy to admit he doesnt want to give oral sex, but still expects it in return.

And i dont have self hate issues haha cause ive never had to deal with any insensitive jerks like this guy.

Easy, just take a shower with her beforehand. She'll think its sexy foreplay, and you can make sure her pussy is as fresh as it gets. And yes, pussy does get pretty fucking rank when not cleaned.

quote:Originally posted by Lala:



Go back to your island of hate-filled lesbians, where the pussy tastes like watermelon jolly ranchers and you don't have to deal with the tyranny of evil vagina-haters like myself.

You're a fucking nut.

Everyone here has pretty much seen what im trying to say...except you.

CaspeR

quote:Originally posted by Lala:

Well he cant have much respect for her if all the compliments he has to extend about her is "shes cool and she fucks me" I dont think his issue is how to do it without hurting her feelings, his issue is hes too much of a pussy to admit he doesnt want to give oral sex, but still expects it in return.

And i dont have self hate issues haha cause ive never had to deal with any insensitive jerks like this guy.



Shut up yuppy.

quote:Originally posted by Lala:

Well he cant have much respect for her if all the compliments he has to extend about her is "shes cool and she fucks me" I dont think his issue is how to do it without hurting her feelings, his issue is hes too much of a pussy to admit he doesnt want to give oral sex, but still expects it in return.

And i dont have self hate issues haha cause ive never had to deal with any insensitive jerks like this guy.





you missed the point by a fucking mile, how could be so retarded to relate him being afraid of eating her out to her pussy being fucking rank due to hygeine/infection/whatever. it's nothing to do with him complimenting her or being afraid, he wants to tell her that her pussy reeks without being an ass about it so grow up you fucking butch dyke.

P.S. to OP good luck with this issue i hope you can resolve it, and my only advice would to just tell her but be really considerate and careful about how you word it. hope it goes well

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

gives new meaning to the "a-marvellous breadfish."

Kinda like this? (http://tinyurl.com/yf6qow)

quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:

Go back to your island of hate-filled lesbians, where the pussy tastes like watermelon jolly ranchers and you don't have to deal with the tyranny of evil vagina-haters like myself.

You're a fucking nut.

Everyone here has pretty much seen what im trying to say...except you.

CaspeR

Thats because youre all pretty much male. Youre the fucking nut, just cause i stick up for the female point of view you call me a lesbian, youre a fuckhead. You wanted girls opinions, you got one, deal with it.

quote:Originally posted by Lala:

Thats because youre all pretty much male. Youre the fucking nut, just cause i stick up for the female point of view you call me a lesbian, youre a fuckhead. You wanted girls opinions, you got one, deal with it.



Actually, the majority of female viewpoints expressed in this thread were almost identical to the male ones. This isn't an issue of male vs. female, it's an issue of one person looking at this thread from a very different (and not very helpful) angle.

C'mon? Everybody's idear of good taste is different?

If good ol' Lolly Lulu Lala has a taste for the Roquefort & Gorgonzolla? The Bluest of cheeses? She might prefer a snapper that smells the same?

Real thick & rich & rank!?

Good, to her but very strange to us...

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 11-19-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Lala:

Thats because youre all pretty much male. Youre the fucking nut, just cause i stick up for the female point of view you call me a lesbian, youre a fuckhead. You wanted girls opinions, you got one, deal with it.



We asked for opinions, not abuse.

Go slap your bitch. :P

Let me smell you

To smell if you're real.

Let me

Cop a feel.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Let me smell you

To smell if you're real.

Let me

Cop a feel.

lol I'll bet she's really ugly :P

/totally trollin'

Lala, just because we're discussing a female, you immediately assume we're being insensitive about women, and crass, demanding, and male.

This says much about your viewpoint.

Hygene is an important issue - and he doesn't want to hurt her feelings. It's common courtesy to wash when you get intimate with others (unless you like it diiiiirty), and he doesn't want to make her selfconcious and anxious, but he wants to get the message across.

By the way, I'm a female, and there are more females in S&A than elsewhere on totse, I think.

You do miss the point, dear - he wants to give and receive, like in any relationship!

May I put my beak in your cloaca?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

May I put my beak in your cloaca?

That's another way of putting it!

How the hell did you know what a cloaca was off the top of your head? Or am I the only one who didn't know the meaning? :P

quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:

Its like vinegar and egg

WHOLLY SHIT SOUNDS LIKE A GRAND OPPORTUNITY TO TOSS A SALAD THERE