Guys need help. Not very good with the ladies, I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life and been in scary situations and met scary people but for some reason all that pales in comparision to talking to girls. I'm 20 and get tongue tied! I blush dead easily, and I have no clues as to how to discreetly flirt with the ladies. I am a gentleman at heart but I would love a bit of female company. Can any the ladies please help?>

If you aren't born with it then there's only one thing that can help you, being experience. Enjoy the ride!

(fucked up morning drunk as a chinese kid)

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

...drunk as a chinese kid

OOOOOH....MI SO HORNY! -.-

Time will cure your anxieties. In the meantime, just try to be honest.

honest about what CatharticWeek?

I'm a girl, and a hot one at that.

You should probably get some hot jewelry, hang a clock around your neck. We love that.

Girls love a guy who's confident. There's no better way to say you're confident than to shout. Just shout non-stop.

Lastly, all your sentences should end with "...YOU IS HAWT, BITCH"

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 11-15-2006).]

thank you arqin. Seriously. I am British not a YANK! Cant get away with wearing the whole nigger get up and chilling with ma dawgs.

quote:Originally posted by don_stracci:

thank you arqin. Seriously. I am British not a YANK! Cant get away with wearing the whole nigger get up and chilling with ma dawgs.

? wow...

quote:Originally posted by don_stracci:

I am British

Almost....Almost....Almost... There we are.

Good show.



Is that how you really fuck?

quote:Originally posted by don_stracci:

thank you arqin. Seriously. I am British not a YANK! Cant get away with wearing the whole nigger get up and chilling with ma dawgs.

British guys make me wriggle.

It's the accent...I just find it so arousing. Even if the actual guy isn't all that hot, an english asccent will skyrocket him from a 4 to a 24 in my eyes.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

British guys make me wriggle.

It's the accent...I just find it so arousing. Even if the actual guy isn't all that hot, an english asccent will skyrocket him from a 4 to a 24 in my eyes.

Shouldn't that be "in your ears"?

Well, actually I am Scottish not English.

Fact: 90% of all British accents are fake.

quote:Originally posted by heisler2:

Fact: 90% of all British accents are fake.

I dare say that you are wrong, old chap. Now, want a pot of char?