So totse, I have a problem. Maybe you guys won't be able to help me out, but at least I'll be getting it out somewhere.

I attract ugly girls.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I take really good care of myself, I dress well, and I only mack on hot girls, but regardless, the ugly ones always want me. I'm not saying I don't get any good lookin' girls, because I do, but they always take more work than the ugly ones. It's really starting to get on my nerves, as in the past couple months I've talked to at least five that I can think of, ugly girls that want to have secks with me, and that I could have secks with quite easily. The problem is that I am superficial and shallow and I hate ugly girls, no matter who they are.

I don't know what to do, I need to make the hot girls want me, and the uglies go away...



Pix is case you're wondering what I look like:

http://tinyurl.com/fvafs

http://tinyurl.com/gop2w

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

I'm not saying I don't get any good lookin' girls, because I do, but they always take more work than the ugly ones.

I think it has something to do with your astounding intellect...

-F☺rd

Didn't you ever see that PSP commercial????

Those little fuzzy things.

*weird mexicanish accent*

"Do you ever wish you were a cop?"

"Yes, then, I would take all ze men, and arrest them. Then I would take all ze women to Vegas, and marry zem. Zen I vould realize I married all ze uglies, so, I'd divorce all ze uglies and ride away on my motorcycle, but all ze uglies vould chase me and say 'But I haff a great personality!!'"

well you're not incredibly attractive is probably one of your problems.....

quote:Originally posted by suissemista:

well you're not incredibly attractive is probably one of your problems.....

HOW SAD!.....but true

-kthxbi

leaving la-la land. entering real life. welcome.

"ugly" girls are just as attracted to hot guys as hot girls are, if not more. THIS IS UNIVERSAL.

not everyone will think you're hot, even if you are.

your "macking" is without a doubt horrific.

that was the best i could do through my scorn of your superficiality. hope it helped.

When you get older you will realise that 'ugly' girls are in fact the secret to getting the beautiful girls.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

leaving la-la land. entering real life. welcome.

"ugly" girls are just as attracted to hot guys as hot girls are, if not more. THIS IS UNIVERSAL.

not everyone will think you're hot, even if you are.

your "macking" is without a doubt horrific.

that was the best i could do through my scorn of your superficiality. hope it helped.

"Macking," getting girls, not my problem. My problem is that there are a lot of ugly girls that I would never date trying to get on me. This is a problem because I don't like ugly girls, I don't like talking to them when they constantly approach me and try to make conversation, nor do I like the fact that I have to be an asshole to them or ignore them to make them go away. I don't like the fact that they will tell their friends about me and how they think I like them, resulting in me having to deal with their idiot friends trying to make me date them, or their hot friends not wanting to date me because it would make their friends hate them.

And, thanks everyone for the flames. I wouldn't expect less.

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

I am superficial and shallow and I hate ugly girls, no matter who they are.



www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=27750 (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=27750)

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

"ugly" girls are just as attracted to hot guys as hot girls are, if not more. THIS IS UNIVERSAL.



Fact.

Another fact: the very hottest girls, who score either a 9 or a 10, actually don't get hit on that much. The reason is because most guys are intimidated by girls who are extremely hot (assuming alcohol/drugs haven't been consumed).

In reality, it's the girls who are between a 5 and a 8 who get hit on the most, because they're less intimidating to most guys.

The reason you get hit on by lots of ugly girls is because you're hot enough to be attractive to females, but not hot enough to intimidate the uglies.

call me crazy, but a thread expressing your superficiality and bemoaning the existence of "ugly" people and their interactions with you isn't for s&a.

Well, you're not exactly a stunner. You have a nice body, and that's about it.

I'm sure the girls aren't even that ugly at all, you just think you're good enough to get something hotter. Maybe instead of judging females on their looks you should maybe get to know their personality a bit more before you call them uglies.

The most beautiful girls can sometime have the most ugly personality.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

The most beautiful girls can sometime have the most ugly personality.



Quoted for the goddamn truth

quote:Originally posted by suissemista:

well you're not incredibly attractive is probably one of your problems.....

It isn't so much that he's ugly that he just seems incredibly common, and he looks rather like a stupid asshole. That and I'd hate you alone for how pretentious your name is.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Fact.

Another fact: the very hottest girls, who score either a 9 or a 10, actually don't get hit on that much. The reason is because most guys are intimidated by girls who are extremely hot (assuming alcohol/drugs haven't been consumed).

In reality, it's the girls who are between a 5 and a 8 who get hit on the most, because they're less intimidating to most guys.

The reason you get hit on by lots of ugly girls is because you're hot enough to be attractive to females, but not hot enough to intimidate the uglies.

Yes, I like that one. So what do you suggest I do to repel them? I'm thinking something along the lines of a punch to the ear.

Kate-, I know all the ugly girls-good-personalities crap. I turn down a lot of girls who understand me a great deal, and that I think would probably be good for me, because of their looks. Looks are a big thing for me, like I previously stated, I must be a real superficial asshole, but hey, if the physical attraction ain't there for me then I'm not truly happy, am I? I know there's hot, awesome girls out there, and I know there's hot bitches out there, I'm just trying to avoid the bitches and the uglies.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

It isn't so much that he's ugly that he just seems incredibly common, and he looks rather like a stupid asshole. That and I'd hate you alone for how pretentious your name is.

Thanks. I actually made the name to piss people off, because way back when I joined totse I wanted to be an asshole and annoy people. Then I liked it so I didn't bother.

[This message has been edited by Muscles (edited 11-15-2006).]

There is only one method that is proven to keep all the "uglies" away. Now what you need to do is start wearing around a sign saying, "I am a royal fucking douche bag with and inflated sense of self worth- If you are fat, ugly, or otherwise unwanted by society, DO NOT TALK TO ME."

Lucky bastard. I wish I could attract some "uglies". I'd be happy to attract anything.

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Lucky bastard. I wish I could attract some "uglies". I'd be happy to attract anything.

*shakes Elephantitis Man's hand*

Haha, we are so much alike, brother!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

When you get older you will realise that 'ugly' girls are in fact the secret to getting the beautiful girls.

QfmotherfuckingT

Maybe your too much of a nice guy??

That or you have an 'anything that walks' policy on the secks.



Ugly people will hit on people that they think they have a chance with.

Your either in their level socially (or convincing them you are) or they know that you'll do them if nobody hears about it.

The list of people who i'd have sex with if nobody would find out about it is alot longer than the list of people id have a public relationship.

But yeah...

Treat em mean, keep em keen.

Your standard question oughta be, 'Do you want to have my baby?' Then show them a waiver to sign absolving you of all parental responsiblities in any form or type whatsoever!

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Well, you're not exactly a stunner. You have a nice body, and that's about it.

I'm sure the girls aren't even that ugly at all, you just think you're good enough to get something hotter. Maybe instead of judging females on their looks you should maybe get to know their personality a bit more before you call them uglies.

The most beautiful girls can sometime have the most ugly personality.



i dont think he wants to be friends with them....

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:



The most beautiful girls can sometime have the most ugly personality.

This is a statement i'm bored of hearing. Anyone can have an "ugly" personality, whether they're attractive or not. Just look at deadendgirl & yoyobek; they lack in both departments.

quote:Originally posted by Trapped In A Box:

This is a statement i'm bored of hearing. Anyone can have an "ugly" personality, whether they're attractive or not.



Sounds like you just haven't known many beautiful girls then. Because what she said is the fucking truth.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

When you get older you will realise that 'ugly' girls are in fact the secret to getting the beautiful girls.



This is true.

You look like an asshole. You judge people like an asshole. See where this is going?

Atleast you attract something!

I get the same problem, but not as bad because I'm better looking.

God damnit! Ive got the same problem. Ive ot atleast 2 fugly girls that gotta crush on innocent me and its hard to persuade them that I dont like them, that thier ugly, and I really dont even like talking to them. Maybe thats why Im not an asshole and just cant say "GTFO BIATCH!" or anything like that. But theres another way, the McShady way... (dont know who the fuck McShady is but sounds kewl), just talk to them that althought you like them, you dont want a relationship eh?

This happens to me sometimes. Some STUPID fat girl straight up asks me to hook up later and keeps handing me shots, and she gets denied, of course. But when I just talk to her friend, I'm being "desperate".

Anyway, the OP seems like an asshole.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Well, you're not exactly a stunner. You have a nice body, and that's about it.

I'm sure the girls aren't even that ugly at all, you just think you're good enough to get something hotter. Maybe instead of judging females on their looks you should maybe get to know their personality a bit more before you call them uglies.

The most beautiful girls can sometime have the most ugly personality.



lol of course a hippo would say this. Ugly girls like to think a woman's personality actually counts for something.

This dude's in college, he only wants to think with his dick, not find a life-partner.





[This message has been edited by SlapinFoFun (edited 11-15-2006).]

Muscles, I'd suggest going to get some therapy; perhaps it will help to adjust what you value.

What would you say you value in a partner?

Edit: Do the only right thing, tell them that you don't have an interest in them. Let them know that it has nothing to do with them, but that you have some personal issue that prevents you from having any kind of interest. You're a self-proclaimed asshole though, so I doubt you can manage that.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 11-15-2006).]

Muscles, show us a pic of 1 ugly girl + 1 buff girls, and i will compare them and see what girl you are worthy of!

Pics are relevant to these topics esp. when it involves a man that has oppurtunities for both types of girls

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

I take really good care of myself, I dress well....



If by 'dress well' you mean 'you remembered to pull on some retarded shitty baseball cap' and by 'take care of yourself' you mean 'have acne and a really ugly face' then yeah...



And why do you have 'college' written on your tshirt? Is that incase you forget how to spell it?

Have you even seen Animal House?

First:

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

Have you even seen Animal House?

Thanks.

Euda:

What do I value in a partner? That's not exactly the issue, but if you'd like to know, I like them to be social, laugh a lot, confident, share my interests, be able to make time for me when I need them, and I like to be physically attracted to them. I really do not feel truly happy unless I'm physcially attracted to them. I'm not trying to say that my girlfriend must be the hottest girl I know, but I'm saying that I must find them attractive! I thought my last girlfriend was beautiful, even though I would get a good mix of compliments and "you could do better's." I really didn't give a shit what other people said. I like that you actually gave me something to say, but I also find it hard to be upfront with these girls because I feel like more of an asshole to flat out turn them down. I try to refuse their offers to hang out and avoid conversation. I'm actually a pretty nice guy to a lot of people, and a lot of people mistake my kindness for atrraction, which I guess is what could be a source of my presented problem.

fullcircle:

You weren't addressing me but that was quite an awful generalization.

Mayor of monkeytown:

I know what you're saying, but I don't even do the sex with nobody knowing deal. Sure I think about it, pretty sure everyone does, but I wouldn't carry that through.

yoyobek:

I love your bitterness, keep it up. You spotted the acne! Now can you find Waldo? Idiot. I really love reading your posts, because all you do is bitch and moan, and I've never seen you post anything positive.

Everyone else I didn't address: Thanks for your input! I sympathize for the virgins who want to be deflowered...just don't do it out of desparity.

I understand the issue Muscles, I understand it completely now that you flushed things out a bit. You'll do better to be upfront in as kind and gentle a manner as you can manage. These girls will think you're stringing them along or they'll decide you're dating them without you ever hearing about it; attractiveness or unattractiveness has nothing to do with that issue. If she misinterprets you, it's your responsibility to clear things up.

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

fullcircle:

You weren't addressing me but that was quite an awful generalization.



Says the guy whose area of expertise is "uglies"

*snigger*

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:



Thanks.

So you haven't, have you?

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

So you haven't, have you?



Okay, I thought you were addressing yoyobek, which would make more sense.

No, I have never seen nor heard of animal house. What is it? Does my shirt mean somehing I'm not aware of? I really do just wear it so that I remember how to spell college.

Good lawd.

You are unattractive.

Take what you can get and run with it.

If you want hot girls with high opinions on how they look, you're going to have to work very hard. Most of them know how to work men to their advantages, so you know, keep your smarts about you.

I have pretty much the same problem, but I dont get good looking girls, and I refuse to go for the ugly girls

Im not really anything special to look at, so i guess I'll have to "settle" for an ungly girl sooner or later....

Since you are still all virginy, you should practice on the ugos, and as our beloved jackketch said, they are the path to the lookers.

quote:Originally posted by Andreas:

Since you are still all virginy, you should practice on the ugos, and as our beloved jackketch said, they are the path to the lookers.

I said I sympathize, not that I am a virgin. I've heard this before, but it doesn't make any sense. If I go sleep with a lot of ugly girls, that will just make me look desperate, and I won't start a dating relationship with someone unless I really am interested in them.

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

I said I sympathize, not that I am a virgin. I've heard this before, but it doesn't make any sense. If I go sleep with a lot of ugly girls, that will just make me look desperate, and I won't start a dating relationship with someone unless I really am interested in them.



Thats the way I see it, but I think they mean like "practice" on the ugly girls?

http://uglywomanyowife.ytmnd.com/

Haha, my friend has a shirt that says "Only if you drop a few".

I can see you wearing that. I want one too, don't think I'm trying to burn you.

I feel your pain, the same shit happens to me. I know all about the "personality is everything" shit people are saying, but lets face it, who would you hit on first, Batgirl or Firekitty?

quote:Originally posted by OrganizedChaos:



Thats the way I see it, but I think they mean like "practice" on the ugly girls?

From the scripture 'shallow hal, 43:15-19' I understood that, by hanging out with uggos, the hotties realize that you arent entirely dependant on a girls looks, and they feel more comfortable around you --> want to bang you.

Also, about the personality:looks thing. Did someone say that beautiful girls dont have great personalities? If so, fuck you. If not, ignore this paragraph

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

Haha, my friend has a shirt that says "Only if you drop a few".

I can see you wearing that. I want one too, don't think I'm trying to burn you.

I feel your pain, the same shit happens to me. I know all about the "personality is everything" shit people are saying, but lets face it, who would you hit on first, Batgirl or Firekitty?

Batgirl is allegedly fucking nuts, and I'm a complete bitch.

Let's do this based on looks alone.

Kirsti Ally (pre weight loss) or Nicole Kidman?

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I'm a complete bitch.

You can't hold a candle to yoyo, though. She's a fireball.

First off...Ugly girls need some lovin' too pal.

Secondly, with a name like "Muscles" and looking the way you do, I ain't surprised girls find you too full of yourself to want to get into anything with you.

You strike me as the type of guy who thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread and that any girl would be lucky to get with you.

You think you're too good for people you think are lower than you on the scale.

You're not.

Get over yourself and remember any hole's a goal!

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Batgirl is allegedly fucking nuts, and I'm a complete bitch.

Let's do this based on looks alone.

Kirsti Ally (pre weight loss) or Nicole Kidman?

Heh, I meant Batgirl vs You based on looks.

I never found Nicole Kidman that great anyway.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

When you get older you will realise that 'ugly' girls are in fact the secret to getting the beautiful girls.



The truth has been spoken

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I'm a complete bitch.

Nah, you're more of an incomplete bitch.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Kirsti Ally (pre weight loss) or Nicole Kidman?

You have horrible taste in women.

edit: OP is a douchebag, you want them to leave you alone, just tell'em to fuck off. Of course, all of your prospects will dry up because all hot chicks have ugly friends, and they'll tell them about you being a douchebag. What's that you say? How will the ugly chicks get you the hot ones? Hmm, same principle, but in reverse.

[This message has been edited by half-wit goon (edited 11-16-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

Okay, I thought you were addressing yoyobek, which would make more sense.

No, I have never seen nor heard of animal house. What is it? Does my shirt mean somehing I'm not aware of? I really do just wear it so that I remember how to spell college.

I hope you're being sarcastic. That's why the ugly girls are attracted to you. You see they're the only females who watch good movies so they actually know what your shirt is referring to.

Saying the word "secks" make you seem like a little bitch. You make it seem like you are a king mack, yet you say the word secks and talk like you have never been to first base.

So cute girls take more work than ugly girls? Who fucking knew? Are you some kind of escaped patient from an asylum for the mentally challenged?

You are a moron, please shut the fuck up.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

First off...Ugly girls need some lovin' too pal.

Secondly, with a name like "Muscles" and looking the way you do, I ain't surprised girls find you too full of yourself to want to get into anything with you.

You strike me as the type of guy who thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread and that any girl would be lucky to get with you.

You think you're too good for people you think are lower than you on the scale.

You're not.

Get over yourself and remember any hole's a goal!

So, what you're saying is that you didn't read any of my posts? I didn't say my problem was getting women. My problem is the fact that girls who I do not find attractive bug me a lot and even though I try to avoid them, think I'm interested in them. I can't tell them off because that's just too mean. I try to avoid any sexual talk, however they constantly bring it up. Half-wit goon, you understand my problem, then. I wish they'd see me as nice and leave it at that, but instead they go after me. I'm not dating some girl that I don't find attractive just for some fucking approval rating.

CarbonB....thanks?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

When you get older you will realise that 'ugly' girls are in fact the secret to getting the beautiful girls.

Not if they're latched onto you like a electro-magnet and purposely repel anything female and not under their control. They create massive drama-wars for the sole purpose of conquering your entire field of attention.

But, yea, in others cases this is true. If you follow the trail of ugly, overweight girls... they often lead you into the hidden fortress that is their extremely hot (and interesting) friends

quote:Originally posted by heisler2:

You can't hold a candle to yoyo, though. She's a fireball.

Yoyo actually isn't a bitch, really. She can be snappy, but she seems nice, at least.

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

So totse, I have a problem. Maybe you guys won't be able to help me out, but at least I'll be getting it out somewhere.

I attract ugly girls.

I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I take really good care of myself, I dress well, and I only mack on hot girls, but regardless, the ugly ones always want me. I'm not saying I don't get any good lookin' girls, because I do, but they always take more work than the ugly ones. It's really starting to get on my nerves, as in the past couple months I've talked to at least five that I can think of, ugly girls that want to have secks with me, and that I could have secks with quite easily. The problem is that I am superficial and shallow and I hate ugly girls, no matter who they are.

I don't know what to do, I need to make the hot girls want me, and the uglies go away...



Pix is case you're wondering what I look like:

http://tinyurl.com/fvafs

http://tinyurl.com/gop2w



why are you complaining. You're not even good looking.