Does anyone have any naughty memories from their childhood?

I know I have some, but I can't think of any right off the bat. I'll edit one in once it comes to mind.

I used to hang out with this girl back in the day (grade 4-7) and i'd goto her hosue and we'd

"play" we'd play these weird sex game thigns where we'd get naked and touch eachother and i dunno explore a bit.

Only one of playing "show and tell". That's it.

Ahhhh.

When I was about 7/8, my girl friends and I used to kind of 'make-out' with each other, just to see what it was like. We'd be playing "House" or something and all of the sudden we'd start kissing and feeling each other up.

Can't say that's really naughty, I think it was more curiosity and though a lot of girls probably won't admit to it I'm sure they've all tried it.

When I was 12, I first kissed a girl on the cheek.

When I was 17, I first made out with a girl.

I win.

well, there is this one....its not really a full memory. its more like a 'sensational' memory, in that i remember things that i felt....i remember laying in the grass with someone's butt in my face and just smelling it.

that sounds really weird.

but this memory has always confused me, because when i got older i was like wtf, who was this, how did i happen, etc. and i dont even know if its real, but the smell and image are so vivid....does anyone else have these pseudo realities?

quote:Originally posted by immersionwarning:

well, there is this one....its not really a full memory. its more like a 'sensational' memory, in that i remember things that i felt....i remember laying in the grass with someone's butt in my face and just smelling it.

that sounds really weird.

but this memory has always confused me, because when i got older i was like wtf, who was this, how did i happen, etc. and i dont even know if its real, but the smell and image are so vivid....does anyone else have these pseudo realities?

Yeah!

I remember slightly also laying on a front lawn [not mine] and this huge fucking dog came and pissed on me. I can still feel it, and being all embarassed cause I was just peed on. I can't remember the people with me or where I was but I remember people screaming at me to get up and I rather wanted to pretend I was dead. So I just laid there and let the dog smell me and then someone came and picked me up.

Anyways....

Edit: Might I mention I was very very very young. This wasn't like, yesterday or something.

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quote:Originally posted by ziagoN:

I used to hang out with this girl back in the day (grade 4-7) and i'd goto her hosue and we'd

"play" we'd play these weird sex game thigns where we'd get naked and touch eachother and i dunno explore a bit.

i did that 2 cept it was in kindergarten ... i was actually trying to think of her name the othr day...humpphhhh

quote:Originally posted by immersionwarning:

i remember laying in the grass with someone's butt in my face and just smelling it.



that made me actually lol! you win!



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My lousy parents didn't give me any gym kit or lunch on my 1st day of school, 4 years old or something. I didn't know what to do, everyone was getting changed, I just took my clothes off and walked about naked for a bit. Absolutely NO idea how it got resolved, didn't remember that bit.

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My best friend was a girl up until 4th grade, and we played doctor one time, but it was her that was the doctor the whole time...id say this was about age 6

In kindergarden class we sat in tables of 4, and the girl across from me would always put her foot up on my chair and "massage me" and it felt good.

in preschool and yes i remember this girl would show me her crotch and ass. i never did show her anything now that i think about it.

me and my female best friend used to explore each others bodies and pretend to have sex...one of us always took the male role (and the other stuffed my training bra with socks).

Man, I am getting a solid boner from this.

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quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Man, I am getting a solid boner from Cinquain's story.

Quoting before you edit :P

hahaha

Oh, yeah. We had "sex", or I touched my ding a ding dang, to her dang a lang ling long.

I was a regular stud in preschool.

After that, I spent the majority of my childhood sitting by myself outside the school during recess. Didn't get a girlfriend until... What... Ninth grade. After that, nothing. Still a virgin up to this day, but I'm kinda glad about that.

That's my story. I'll only share it once.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

me and my female best friend used to explore each others bodies and pretend to have sex...one of us always took the male role (and the other stuffed my training bra with socks).

And this was like last .............week?

I've got plenty of them, can't see any reason to share.

Is today funny memory day?

I lost my virginity at band camp in grade 10. in Grade 12 we went back to the same camp and my best friend slept on the bed. I told him and he freaked out at me haahah.

quote:Originally posted by RedWasp:



Oh, yeah. We had "sex", or I touched my ding a ding dang, to her dang a lang ling long.



Dude, I lolled at that sentence for like 5 minutes...

I'm still lolling as I type this.

quote:Originally posted by pianoSpleen:

Quoting before you edit :P



You bastard.

i remember squatting over a face once i wanted a cig, he wanted to look at my puss, we were young, and i was desperate

quote:Originally posted by the_inner_war:

Dude, I lolled at that sentence for like 5 minutes...

I'm still lolling as I type this.



Same here.

you guys are sick.

quote:Originally posted by sweet_asCANDY_hot_asFIRE:

i remember squatting over a face once i wanted a cig, he wanted to look at my puss, we were young, and i was desperate

Gross...

lol, it was, and i regret it as i remember it, however, when ur 5/6, and want a cig., and dont know its wrong, then you'd do it, candy's candy. I always liked the bubble gum cig's, remember the "smoke" you could blow out? Good times.

quote:Originally posted by sweet_asCANDY_hot_asFIRE:

lol, it was, and i regret it as i remember it, however, when ur 5/6, and want a cig., and dont know its wrong, then you'd do it, candy's candy. I always liked the bubble gum cig's, remember the "smoke" you could blow out? Good times.

I remember those, and the cigars too. Or those little white hard candy cigs with red on the tips.

Oh....my mom would have a fit over those!

quote:Originally posted by tenguy:

And this was like last .............week?

believe me, neither she nor i would need to stuff a bra anymore...

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

believe me, neither she nor i would need to stuff a bra anymore...



and....surprisingly....you never needed to in the first place. Or....at least that's what I discovered.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

believe me, neither she nor i would need to stuff a bra anymore...

Pics?

quote:Originally posted by RedWasp:

I was a regular stud in preschool.

After that, I spent the majority of my childhood sitting by myself outside the school during recess.

Same here, dude! Preschool and kindergarten, I was a total pimp. From then to 8th, I had like no friends. 8th I got semi-popular, 9th as popular as I've ever neen, 10th to now back to lonerism... but with a few friends, and not picked on.

BTW why is it called a "training bra"?

What are you learning to do?

^^^

How to put them on, and to get used to the feeling of having your chest bound...I suppose.

quote:Originally posted by tenguy:

BTW why is it called a "training bra"?

What are you learning to do?

How to have tits?

Somebody ask Bcup, he's sure to know.

happened to me as a kid, now that I think about it, I had lots of experiences. I don't really want to share them though.

Come on, Miluardo. Share your experiences. The rest of the board has!

quote:Originally posted by Miluardo:

happened to me as a kid, now that I think about it, I had lots of experiences. I don't really want to share them though.

If you're a guy, we understand.

If not, there better be pixxors by damn!

aha I am a guy and yeah.. I don't really feel comfortable with it yet, it's really weird thinking back. I have friends who go on this site that I know in person, and I wouldn't want them to know about it aha. Which is why I was thinking about creating a new alias on here.

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I saw some girls poon when i was like 7 or 8.

Heh, back when I was about 5 or 6 me and another girl used to stick our hands down each others pants. Nothing sexual, just exploring. So to speak.

Hmm I just thought about it and in fact I have a whole stack of weird memories like these.

Like one time, hell I can't have been older than 5, I was over playing at a friends house (a girl). I only remember a brief part of it, but we were more or less playing doctor, without the "doctor" part, just exploring innocently like kids would. Anyway she had her pants down and I was trying to stick one of my fingers in her pussy. I remember telling her I could feel her poo. Holy shit! I've only briefly thought back on that memory occasionally, but never spoken about it, so never really thought about it - I just realised it must have been her hymen. That was always puzzling to me looking back, because in my memory I really DID think I could feel her poo. We both thought it was funny.

I feel like Sherlock Holmes now that I figured that out, shit.

lol when me and this girl were like 5-6. we had the same baby sitter, and one day we got naked behind this huge matress that was up against the wall. then we just explored each other and i tried to stick my penis in her pussy. (007 is not what little kids should be watching) before i put it in the lady that was babysitting us walked in and hit us across our faces. ><

Bump

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

You bastard.

It's what I do best ;D

i remember when i was young...like..kindergarden my school had a shitty bathroom system that was always breaking. So one day i had to go really bad, and ran in to the girls bathroom with my female friend..can't remember her name. So i go in, and find out that it was like... a room with a sink and two toilets...no big deal at the time.

so i take my piss and my friend said something about how i was diffrent then her. So like a kid, i asked her how and she pulled down her pants and showed me. I do not fully recall what happend, but i think we touched each other then left. So after that we would

"find out what was diffrent" on each other when i spent the night at her house.

I was a very sweet and innocent child, it wasn't until age 13 that I really turned into the person I am today (not so sweet, according to my mother and granmother).

I do remember being given flowers by the blind boy in my class at age 10 because I was always really friendly and nice to him (back when I was more of the caring type). But nothing that sexual hehe.

Playing "doctor" in like preschool.

In like the 4th grade, i had a friend who's mom picked me up from school occasionally and let me go to their house until my mom could pick me up. We would go play in her room, and eventually I would be laying on the bed and her on top of me, giggling and hitting me with a pillow or something. One day she was just sitting on me, pulling my hair and giggling, when her other hand went down my pants. She asked if it felt good when she did that and I said yeah. Then she asked if I wanted to feel hers, and I said yeah. So, she layed on top of me with both of our pants off and....yup. Pimpin'.

Not really naughty, but when I was probably like 7, I saw a man who had been shot in the head, laying in the street. That was when I first acknowledged death.

CaspeR

AGE 5:

My neighbour friend was a boy and once he showed me his little wang. It was hot. We used to explore down this grassy area and pee under a tree secretly. That was even hotter.

AGE 5:

I visited a friend once up the road and her older brother began pulling down all the other little kid's pants. He tried to pull my pants down but I was ran away, crying and terrified. I now wonder if I might have been molested if I hadn't escaped home.

AGE 9:

My girl friend and I play mermaids by her pool, then go inside and wrap each other up in towels; I believe touching or kissing or something weird happened.

Creeps...

I try not to think about my childhood, but I have a LOT of naughty memories that I think about that have happened within the last 10 years or so.:P