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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-11-14, 03:28
BigFishy BigFishy is offline
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Default My girlfriend is awesome

She's really cute and she brings me food andwe do pyrotechnics together.
 #2 
Old 2006-11-14, 03:31
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longyearbyen
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Sounds like you're a lucky man

-F☺rd
 #3 
Old 2006-11-14, 03:31
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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My girlfriend was awesome.

Then she moved away.
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Old 2006-11-14, 03:32
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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my girlfriend was awesome, then i went to college.
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Old 2006-11-14, 03:37
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Florida, US
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My girlfriend was never awesome :\
 #6 
Old 2006-11-14, 06:10
Paul Kemp Paul Kemp is offline
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My girlfriend was awesome until she told me I drink and smoke cigs too much. And also that I suck as a boyfriend, she wants to see other people, and I don't fight enough for her. Yeah up until then she was pretty keen.
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Old 2006-11-14, 06:32
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

My girlfriend was awesome.

Then she moved away.

Aww... Well, don't worry... We'll track her down and...
 #8 
Old 2006-11-14, 06:37
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Default Re: My girlfriend is awesome

What makes an awesome girlfriend? Besides the obvious... we already know a girlfriend who is smart, funny, great in bed can be awesome, but what are some of the more subtle things?
 #9 
Old 2006-11-14, 06:38
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

My girlfriend was never awesome :\
 #10 
Old 2006-11-14, 06:45
YouLookFourteen YouLookFourteen is offline
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Default Re: My girlfriend is awesome

i am an awesome girlfriend.

...not!
 #11 
Old 2006-11-14, 09:23
theIG theIG is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Paul Kemp:

My girlfriend was awesome until she told me I drink and smoke cigs too much. And also that I suck as a boyfriend, she wants to see other people, and I don't fight enough for her. Yeah up until then she was pretty keen.

Pretty much the exact same thing here. Damn.
 #12 
Old 2006-11-14, 11:16
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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My girlfriend is awesome too , everything about her is just so perfect... *goes into world of bliss*
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Old 2006-11-14, 12:46
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quote:Originally posted by Parallels:

What makes an awesome girlfriend? Besides the obvious... we already know a girlfriend who is smart, funny, great in bed can be awesome, but what are some of the more subtle things?

well, in my case, she and i share the same attitude towards alot of things. yup. ridiculing people is much more enjoyable if your partner joins in willingly.
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Old 2006-11-14, 14:29
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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my girlfriend is half german and half french, speaks perfect english, looks absolutely beautiful even without makeup, doesnt mind my geekiness, isnt afraid to be herself or a little crazy, and lives 5 minutes from my place.

she's awesome for sure.
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Old 2006-11-14, 17:10
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I had an awesome girl once...Then I shot my load and closed windows media player.

Joking.

My girl's awesome...Smart, sexy, funny and the only girl I've met who i can share interests with.
 #16 
Old 2006-11-14, 20:13
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quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

My girlfriend is awesome too , everything about her is just so perfect... *goes into world of bliss*

yours too!?
 #17 
Old 2006-11-15, 01:37
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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My girlfriend swallows, lets me do her unprotected (we both got tested and she's on the pill) and she gets mega horny when she's drunk. And we're in love with eachother and are planning to get married within a year.

Oh and she hates Hondas, and wants a BMW.

She hates sluts, and picks fights with wiggers and natives.
 #18 
Old 2006-11-15, 03:10
Psionicist Psionicist is offline
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Originally Posted by arquin
quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

My girlfriend was never awesome :\


Mine was awesome while she was my girlfriend. now we're "taking a break" and she's a bitch.
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Old 2006-11-15, 03:18
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quote:Originally posted by Psionicist:

Mine was awesome while she was my girlfriend. now we're "taking a break" and she's a bitch.



Was it your idea to take the break?

I could understand if she'd be a little upset at that.
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Old 2006-11-15, 03:23
Psionicist Psionicist is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Was it your idea to take the break?

I could understand if she'd be a little upset at that.

No, it was hers. I'm the one who's emotional nuts are in a vice.
 #21 
Old 2006-11-15, 03:30
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Florida, US
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quote:Originally posted by Psionicist:

No, it was hers. I'm the one who's emotional nuts are in a vice.



Then fuck that. Dont sit on standby while she decides whether or not you're worth investing the time in. You're better off moving on with your life and sending her a clear message that she doesnt control you.
 #22 
Old 2006-11-15, 03:37
Paul Kemp Paul Kemp is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Then fuck that. Dont sit on standby while she decides whether or not you're worth investing the time in. You're better off moving on with your life and sending her a clear message that she doesnt control you.

I agree. Curl up with your favorite bong, bottle, syringe, or whatever. And just try to let it pass.
 #23 
Old 2006-11-15, 03:46
Psionicist Psionicist is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Then fuck that. Dont sit on standby while she decides whether or not you're worth investing the time in. You're better off moving on with your life and sending her a clear message that she doesnt control you.

Kind of what i'm trying to do, only it's a little harder then i thought it would be. She and i have been together for a long time, made all of our plans together, the whole deal. It's kinda complicated, because i can't be with her right now. (i'm in NY, she's in Idaho). So i'm willing to take a break until i move out there this summer, but beyond that it won't be a problem, i know she'll be mine then.

It's just those thoughts that she might move on, or find someone else, even though part of me knows that she'll be mine then, there's still another part of me that's not so sure anymore. anyway, i don't want to hijack this thread anymore then i already have, lol.
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Old 2006-11-15, 04:05
StealthyRacoons StealthyRacoons is offline
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I got the same problem i am trying to pass her off to a kid who lives two floors down.
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Old 2006-11-15, 04:07
Veritas Aequitas Veritas Aequitas is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

My girlfriend swallows, lets me do her unprotected (we both got tested and she's on the pill) and she gets mega horny when she's drunk. And we're in love with eachother and are planning to get married within a year.

Oh and she hates Hondas, and wants a BMW.

She hates sluts, and picks fights with wiggers and natives.

Winner
 #26 
Old 2006-11-15, 04:23
Chasica Chasica is offline
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Default Re: My girlfriend is awesome

My Gyrlfriend Was A STupid fucking Cunt
 #27 
Old 2006-11-15, 05:05
metaphoria metaphoria is offline
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Default Re: My girlfriend is awesome

At the moment, I'm without a girlfriend.

...awesome?
 #28 
Old 2006-11-15, 06:22
BukkakeTsunami BukkakeTsunami is offline
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quote:Originally posted by metaphoria:

At the moment, I'm without a girlfriend.

...awesome?

Meh~ If you're young...don't have a girlfriend. I'm 21 now and I like having one...but I HATED it back in the day...girls are completely different when they're in high school.
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Old 2006-11-15, 06:31
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Default Re: My girlfriend is awesome

*reads first 4 posts*

*gags*

*Sees something shiny outside*

*bolts for the door*
 #30 
Old 2006-11-15, 06:41
freak-or-die freak-or-die is offline
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Default Re: My girlfriend is awesome

my gf was awesome untill she ripped my heart nout and left me to bleed out ... but now she wants me back ....haha its my turn now
 
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