hey i broke my first condom last night, kinda scared the girlfriend but i think everything will be ok, shes on the pill i herd it snap and pulled out right away, but anyways i was just wondering how often those rubber bastards snap on other people?

Jesus Christ, its really not that big of a deal. If you hadn't orgasmed in the condom yet then it means almost jack shit. The likelihood of a girl gettin pregnant from that is almost non-existent.

And it has depended on the girl and how rough the sex it. With one of them it got pretty rough so it happened every once in a while, and with others it almost never happened.

Lots of lube/foreplay helps reduce the number that breaks quit a bit as well.

lol it was really rough and prolonged (first time on E)

Only once.

Unfortunately, we didn't notice til it was done.

I've become so fucking paranoid about that. From now on, I'm only sleeping with girls that I'd be willing to start a family with.



You cant trust other girls. They're are too many damn pussy traps out there.

happened to me once (that i know of). we went and got the morning after pill right away. huge ordeal at the time, but i was 16 so i was uber nervous.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I've become so fucking paranoid about that. From now on, I'm only sleeping with girls that I'd be willing to start a family with.



You cant trust other girls. They're are too many damn pussy traps out there.

there's a really scary article in Details magazine about that. it's extremely biased against women (as are most of their articles - i think they have a secret gay agenda) but it's still interesting.

Only once, just after starting so it was possibly just a dodgy one

It happens every so often.

It's all good if you realize.

It's never happened to me. I'm sure we'll both go crazy when it happens, even though there's no real risk.

I have never broken one myself. But then again, I have never used them all that much.

A few pointers, though. First be sure to apply the condom correctly (there are instructions included in the package). Use only high-quality lubricated condoms, preferably with a spermicide.

A properly applied, quality condom is really rather unlikely to break, but in the event that it does, particularly prior to orgasm, the spermicide element can greatly reduce the chance of pregnancy.

quote:Originally posted by phmeworp:

I have never broken one myself. But then again, I have never used them all that much.

A few pointers, though. First be sure to apply the condom correctly (there are instructions included in the package). Use only high-quality lubricated condoms, preferably with a spermicide.

A properly applied, quality condom is really rather unlikely to break, but in the event that it does, particularly prior to orgasm, the spermicide element can greatly reduce the chance of pregnancy.

Co-sign.

I've been having a lot of sex for about 5 years now (only 2 different girls in all that time, so I'm certainly not bragging), so I've gone through hundreds and hundreds of condoms over the years. One has ever broken, and that was because I streched it too far AFTER when I was tying it in a knot.

Its not something I worry about. Dont be excessively rough with your wang, and make sure you're well lubed. Thats all you need to think about.

Most of the time when I use one, actually.

But then again, I don't go easy on it just because I've got a condom on... Which is why I usually get the chick onto the pill as soon as I can...

Never had one break. Haven't had all that much sex though.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

there's a really scary article in Details magazine about that. it's extremely biased against women (as are most of their articles - i think they have a secret gay agenda) but it's still interesting.

Lol, the same one you got while i was talking to you?

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

Lol, the same one you got while i was talking to you?

yup

my wife is allergic to latex so I have to use the polyurethane ones. They are weak as shit and break about 1 out of 5, and my dick is too big for them. I do a combination on wearing a condom, pulling out, and she is on the patch. I am way too irresponsible for a kid.

Once in a blue moon. Not the most fun in the world.

An old woman poking holes through condoms at Shoppers is what was really disturbing. A friend caught her poking boxes and singles with a fine needle. Apparently she had been doing it once a week for the past ten years or so.

*shivers*

What you gotta do is make sure you get the air out of the "reservoir tip". Most times when it breaks, it's because there's air in there. Also, if you get the air out, you have more sensation anyway, win, win.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Only once.

Unfortunately, we didn't notice til it was done.

How the fuck do you not notice? Honestly I can understand a girl not noticing, but as a guy you have to either be a complete fucktard not to notice, or he was lying.

Helpful Hint to all the guys: If all of a sudden it starts feeling alot better -ABORT THE MISSION, SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG.

i fucking hate condoms.

con‧dom [kon-duhm]- A very smart invention to decrease the population and std's

1)no glove no love

2)don't be silly wrap you willy

3)don't be a fool wrap your tool

4)don't be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong

5)dont be a wenis protect you penis

6)dont share your sperm over your worm

7)before you spank her cover your wanker

8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection

9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger

10) There only a buck get one before you fuck

11) Dont be stupid wear a fuckin condom

My first time right when I shot my load the fucker snapped. I don' trust those bastards.

If you dont use em they wont break, shes on the pill anyways and you know shes clean.

quote:3)don't be a fool wrap your tool

I have a very funny mental image of Mr. T doing safe sex commercials now, pointing at the camera ans saying, "Don't be a fool, wrap yo' too'!"

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Once in a blue moon. Not the most fun in the world.

An old woman poking holes through condoms at Shoppers is what was really disturbing. A friend caught her poking boxes and singles with a fine needle. Apparently she had been doing it once a week for the past ten years or so.

*shivers*

I've seen that before, it wasn't an old woman though. It was at Wal-Mart, and it was a younger lady, probably brainwashed. Obviously insane, but very nice, like the Jehovah's Witnesses who knock on your door and smile but think to themselves that you're going to Hell.

yea once, good think i realized it though

trojan ultra-thins=no good

about once in every twelve times

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

How the fuck do you not notice? Honestly I can understand a girl not noticing, but as a guy you have to either be a complete fucktard not to notice, or he was lying.

Helpful Hint to all the guys: If all of a sudden it starts feeling alot better -ABORT THE MISSION, SOMETHING IS VERY VERY WRONG.

Lots and lots of alcohol.

when i lost my virginity, thats the only time

I fucking hate condoms.

twice for me

Butt it was our own damn fault.

we were drunk

and being stupid I guess.

quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:

I fucking hate condoms.

QFT

I really wish there was a better alternative

quote:Originally posted by RustyBurrito55:

QFT

I really wish there was a better alternative

The only viable alternative is having a girl you completely trust and have been with for a long time and know she is on the pill.

Only way to avoid condoms. Meh.

Kick her stomach

Switch to Anal Only.

I've never had one break. I've used a lot of them over the years. Many different brands and many different styles. I find that as long as the girl is wet and you put it on properly - make sure there is no air in the tip, pinch it as you roll the condom down - it's very unlikely that it will break. Condoms are meant to be durable. Always, before you ejaculate, pull out to make sure the condom isn't broken. Just doing that will reduce any problems of "omg i didnt know it was already broken; now i'm a father." In addition to using a condom, it's best if there's an alternative method of contraception like the pill or depo provera shot. Using 2 methods of contraception makes the chances of pregnancy ridiculously low.

Oh, and don't be a fool, wrap yo tool.