My girlfriend caught preggers and I'm getting married!

Congrats? o.o

HIPHIP!

PWNED!

Great news, you lived up to your username!

Congratulations.

Any further plans?

Hope it works out.

yeehaw! We're gonna have ourselves a shotgun wedding!

ZEE BABY ES MEIN! YOU SHALL CALL IT VeilVurger!

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Your life is beginnning/ending!

Congratulations my man. IDK if you're still doing pyro or not but if you are hows a baby going to play into that one? Good luck with the marraige

Hello father stupid noob.

(congratulations, btw.)

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 11-13-2006).]

Good luck, man.

Thank you all, and it's not stupid. I'm happy. I'm 24 years old. It's not like I'm some stupid kid ruining his life. I want this.

And as far as pyro, I will be doing shit up until a few months before the birth, and stopping it until we get a house with a garage I can work in, because I won't have this kind of shit around a baby. And obviously no more large dets either lol.

And all of this doesn't mean the fun ends, it just means it has to change a bit. I'm not much into partying anymore anyway. We go to the bar maybe once every two weeks, so it's not a big deal.

And since she already has a career, I will get to be a stay at home dad. Something I've always wanted anyway. I am so happy!

quote:Originally posted by Sioux-Reborn:

Congratulations.

Your life is beginnning/ending!



QFT!

quote:Originally posted by Sioux-Reborn:

Congratulations.

Your life is fucked

FYP

kewl, a stay at home dad. i love fathers who are present for their children.

Yes, this is a true reason to celebrate.

You have my absolute best wishes.

So uh, any totseans in kentucky wanna come to the wedding? I'll bring the raid if you bring teh buttsecks!

awesome man congrats. good luck with it all. hearing "my girlfriend is pregnant" in a positive tone is so refreshing.

you better get that baby to listen to baby motzart.

CONGRATZ AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL MARRIAGE!!!!! i really hope it all goes well and when ur on here 15 years from now you can tell us that stupid noob2 is your son LMFAO

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

kewl, a stay at home dad. i love fathers who are present for their children.

Yet...isn't this stay at home daddy stuff just the thing to drive ol' HandofZekkie completely over edge with the jealousy?

Ooooh! How much would he love to hang around the house looking after the kids while wearing a pink housecoat with matching bunny slippers. Shaving his legs & painting his toes...keeping an eye on the kids while trying on mascara & plucking his brow.

Putting on the foundation...ending up looking ever so sweet...when the ol' lady gets home.

Woo!

You fucked some girl and now feel obligated to marry her. Now that's not a bad reason to marry, at all..



And hows she going to feel if you sit on your ass all the time whilst she supports you, the kid, and this big house you're talking about?

I think HandofZek is totally bent too.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Woo!

You fucked some girl and now feel obligated to marry her. Now that's not a bad reason to marry, at all..



And hows she going to feel if you sit on your ass all the time whilst she supports you, the kid, and this big house you're talking about?



no yoyo, i think you're a little off base on this one.

Your girlfriend caught preggers?



..Sounds like a nasty virus.

Congrats.

At least you're happy with her being pregnant and getting married to her.

Most guys I know would be like "Oh....Shit, fuck dammit!!!"

Congratulations buddy.

You got it all wrong yoyobek, she already has a career. She's finished college, where I have yet to get a damn GED. Her earning potential is much greater than mine, and besides, she asked me to.

And I don't feel obligated to marry her. We discussed it, and WITH abortion being an option, we still chose to get married and have the baby. I love her. And I want a family. So bad.

I guess you could say I've been waiting for something like this. Every girl I've been with in the last oh, say, 8 years has fucked me over in one way or another regarding having a family.

My first serious girl, had my kid, but hates me and wants nothing to do with me. The second loved me, but was too scared to actually go through with a wedding, causing me to resent her, and causing all kinds of problems in the relationship. I was miserable with my life. The third girl, had kids already, but we were more friends and fuck buddies than lovers, and she just couldn't bring herself to settle down yet.

My last gf said she was pregnant cuz shes a creepy fucking stalker and tried to trap me, and it was a lie the whole time anyway. Just to see my reaction. I knew she was lying, and demanded an abortion, and told her to leave me the fuck alone.

This time however, it is real, she is real, and we both have the same goals in life, and love each other very much. She would do anything for me, and I for her.

It sounds like you all have it made, congratulations Of course it will be strange and wonderful and hard, but it sure is worth it. I wish you the best of luck. Any chance of calling it totse for the middle name? Or Jeff Hunter for middle names haha.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

At least you're happy with her being pregnant and getting married to her.

Most guys I know would be like "Oh....Shit, fuck dammit!!!"

Congratulations buddy.

I got mine preggers on purpose and went to europe

Then i kissed your dad, to live up to my username.

Only on the cheek tho so

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Woo!

You fucked some girl and now feel obligated to marry her. Now that's not a bad reason to marry, at all..



And hows she going to feel if you sit on your ass all the time whilst she supports you, the kid, and this big house you're talking about?



Haha you are such a nasty ugly bitch. Shut the fuck up. Or maybe try giving out one positive opinion from that dense head of yours. No wonder you got dumped, rofl.

It's ok, she's just bitter because no one loves her.

Well, I was skeptical after that first post, but it sounds like a pretty straight deal you got there. Lotsa luck, bro.

murder then suicide