Put aside your e-ego and tell us how you feel about your physical and personable self in pigeon-holed, meaningless terms.

<- Enormous, pretty, intelligent, hardworking, bitter, self deprecating, inwardly hates self for not saving that little Nicaraguan boy.

Physical: large, pale, hairy, thin where I should have muscle and flabby where I should be thin. Oddly enough, I have very broad shoulders. Hitler nose, rather stunning green eyes (only feature I like about myself!), huge hands, small feet. Huge nigger lips, too. Self -portrait. (http://tinyurl.com/y8n2xe) Personality-wise: intelligent and kind, but lazy, emotionally unstable, undisciplined, and socially inept. Hell, inept at just about everything!

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Passive-aggressive obsessive pessimist with low self-esteem and a fear of intimacy that probably stems from an underlying fear of being vulnerable, which keeps me from ever developing truly meaningful relationships and invariably leads me down paths of self-sabotage.

Fuck therapists, I can diagnose myself.

Physical - 5"2

7 stone.. slim... young looking

Usually quite pale with some very faint freckles very clear skin.. biggish brown eyes heart-shaped to round face.. slightly squint teeth 34B bellybutton piercing, nose piercing, ears pierced 8 times... Very pretty hands, slender fingers and longish nails (my favourite feature) nice feet too... little rolls of flab on my belly when I sit down xD

Not-so-physical - Very shy, a bit weird, nibbles people... ignores people when they talk to me and I don't want them to. Obsessed with cats and stuff. Self concious... don't really look at people when I talk to them. Clever - in all the highest credit classes, not one of those pick me pick me type people though. Likes talking about self ^^ a procrastinator. Can be hilarious sometimes.. that's about it

Nuff?



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Physical: Average, I suppose. Attractive in my own way.

Psychological: Emotional, passionate, somewhat kind but not overly so, fairly intelligent and creative, reasonable and somewhat logical, quick tempered and just as easily calmed, introverted and introspective, reserved, an odd sense of humour, and can be both firm and flexible in dealing with issues.





[This message has been edited by oc6 (edited 11-13-2006).]

I'm perfect, in every way.

I'm a Loving,Loyal,caring, obsessive,psycho, clingy,creepy,short,fat, stupid, egoistical, stupid,guinea pig loving,needy,nerdy,bad tempered,amazing artist,computer game playing,pathetic,dumb,greedy,food hating,obsessive compulsive stupid bitch

physical- 6'1 , 175lbs... athletic body type but would like to add a bit more muscle, great smile, great facial features, lovely blue eyes.

personality- laid back, mysterious, deep, smart, witty, independent, and devoted to those I love.

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Short.

<LI>French.

<LI>Always wear a funny hat.

<LI>Always have hand in shirt.

<LI>Got totally fucked at Waterloo. </UL>

Physical: 6'2"/140pounds. Needs muscle. Urgently.

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

a fear of intimacy that probably stems from an underlying fear of being vulnerable, which keeps me from ever developing truly meaningful relationships and invariably leads me down paths of self-sabotage.



God damnit, Im like that too. Yeah, Im friendly&kind&caring, especially for friends, but Ive never had a stronger relationship, believing that not one of them will be a life love so I dont trust them and it ends.

On the other hand: very sarcastic, open minded, sleepy, focused, laid back and wierd. Yeah, most people havent seen goatse/tbgrl/brngrl and other such stuff and think its disgusting. And Im cold resistant, can pretty much walk around in a t-shirt in around 5 deg. C and not be cold, not catch a cold etc.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Physical: Average, I suppose. Attractive in my own way.



You are so not average.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Self -portrait. (http://tinyurl.com/y8n2xe)

Fucking awesome. Especially the latin for the species, made me laugh out loud.

Of course I'm tired.

Physically: Too short, too fat, nose too small, chin too big, rubbish hair split ends and the like, nice long nails, generally unpleasant.

Personality: Schizophrenic, I lie to my mother waaaay too much and I'm worryingly good at it, depressive, gets addicted to things far too easily. Gets bored at the drop of a hat, aggressive, slightly bitchy, generally unpleasant

I'm 6'

I'm not fat and I dont have any terminal illnesses. Sometimes I wish I was a virgin.

Physical: 5'6 ish, brown hair, brown eyes. 115 lbs. I'm effing pretty.

Personality: Cocky, loving, emotional, crazy, bitchy, over-analytical, brave little toaster.

Short, athletic, ethnic, quirky looking, Leader of the boob squad.

Not quite sure why this was posted here and while it doth smack of AOL ...

Physically: 6ft, skinhead whose hair has migrated south to parts i never knew could sprout hair.Teeth like a shit coloured Stonehenge. Going badly to seed. More stretch marks than a serial mother. Imagine Bruce Willis without the money and the diet consultant.

Other things: A sex god in human form, irresistable to all women. A modest, kindly gentle man. A rare and special blossom, who leaves everyone whose lives he touches with a warm happy glow.

A soft, caring paternal type, devoid of malice and violence, overflowing with the milk of human kindness.

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Physical - I'm 5 foot 9, 150 pounds, brown hair. I skateboard a lot and people tell me I look like a skateboarder. People tell me I'm handsome and cute and I can't really disagree.

Personality - I'm shy and painfully antisocial one day, and confrontational and the life of the party the next day. Some people think I'm a sarcastic asshole.

Physically: Ugly. Not horrendously ugly but ugly enough. Crooked teeth, big nose. I don't shave often. Thick curly hair. Slim frame, not too bad in the trouser dept though I say it myself.

Personality: A fucking wreck. Borderline autistic, socially non-functioning, avoidant of people. Constantly locked in battle with self, primarily between dark logic and lazy instinct. Will run before fighting. Can be kind when it suits me, otherwise just irritably avoidant.

Physical: 5'11, exposed skin has a very slight tan all year round, unexposed skin is typical pale white brit. bigger than i should be, not as muscular as i should be, short scruffy hair, average lookes, hands, feet, package, pretty much average in most respects.

Spiritual/Pschyological: Slightly borderline. Can be cocky, arrogant and extremely sarcastic. I have a cold malistic streak running though me at all times but i normally hide it. Typically shy on first meeting people. Has a slight problem with authority but manipulates situations to not get into any form of formal trouble. Slight self-esteem issue which allows me yto be completely avoidant of times when people are

actually want to know me more than what most people do.

On the plus side im loyal, friendly, easy to talk to, funny, caring, caritable, nationalistic without being racist or derogertory to any other race, nation, class, etc. I stand by my believes and willing to fight to protect the rights of myselve and especially other people.

Physical: 6'1, 210lbs, broad shoulders. Large head, deepset dark blue eyes, squashed nose, ruddy complexion and teeth that are a bit squint.

Personality: I don't like most people; they piss me off and I piss them off. I'm short with people, rude, and use far more crudity and profanity than is healthy. Not afraid to say what I think of people no matter who I piss off.

I'm also extremly cheeky and enjoy saying rude things just for the reaction I get.

People have also said I'm kind, gentle and generous though so I dunno.

I have really seem to let my self go i have been sick for 2 months! GAH!! and my hair is long and kinda messy now but meh i feel about 5'10 witch is pretty close to what my real height is and i feel like i got alot more strength then i really do but meh

I would describe myself as the single most interesting person i know and have ever known or met.

Very physically atractive.

However....thats just in my head and unfortunatly i am so socially anxious none of that can ever show through as i cant help but feel like a fool unless i go along with how i am now, a quiet seemingly uninteresing though known to be very intelligent guy whom you wouldnt wanna date...and barely would want a "friendship" with.

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Short.

<LI>French.

<LI>Always wear a funny hat.

<LI>Always have hand in shirt.

<LI>Got totally fucked at Waterloo. </UL>

haha, i L'd my AO

Physical: 5'6", festively plump (that's what I get for quitting cigarettes, cocaine and amphetamines at the same time), nice blue eyes, average nose, straight white teeth, full lips, long straight brown hair (although I'm going to dye it lighter again soon), pale greasy skin, pretty bad acne, and I have stretch marks all over my body. But other than my skin, I'd say I'm fairly attractive.

Personality: kind, intelligent, shy, insecure, crazy cat lady, goofy. Also, I can see that I am preoccupied with my looks by the long description I was able to give. Meh.

I'm 6'2", bit fat.

I'm alright I guess, kinda decent looking and getting better. Brown hair about 3 inches past my shoulder, kinda intelligent, im nice to my mates but can be a wanker sometimes. Umm, i'm not massively confident with girls unless I know I have no chance with them, and I think I over compensate by being incredibly confident with them.

I kinda suck actually, I wouldn't be mates with me I think.

Realistically, iw ouldn't call myself, but i'd still say i'm attractive... Not very tall (5'9" ish) about 140-150 pounds, fairly athletic-fairly slim waist (lucky jeans size 30 fall off me) and mildly broad shoulders. Brown eyes (i've been told they're "soft/gentle" looking), brown hair (hangs down past my jaw line, needs to be cut, a tad). Eyebrow piercing and lip piercing on opposite sides of my face (also have a cartilage piercing but that's not very visible). That's how i would describe myself. Sometimes i give off gay vibes

5'9, athletic build, work out regulary, 6 pack, brown hair, deep blue eyes, small-ish face, nan and mums friend said i was attractive and handsome so...i wouldnt disagree agree, wear contact lenses, quite agile...

Others: Caring, loving, gives lots of TLC and would love some back!

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

5'9, athletic build, work out regulary, 6 pack, brown hair, deep blue eyes, small-ish face, nan and mums friend said i was attractive and handsome so...i wouldnt disagree agree, wear contact lenses, quite agile...

Others: Caring, loving, gives lots of TLC and would love some back!

http://img71.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wootgk0.jpg

Edit: Picture

I leave describing myself to others. If anybody who knows me would like to take a shot at it, feel free.

discribe to me then

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Fucking awesome. Especially the latin for the species, made me laugh out loud.

Of course I'm tired.

I live to make funny.

Im about 6ft and very skinny, ~135lbs. I am rather good looking though, but because of my many mental deficiencies i have never been able to put it to good use. I am very much an introvert, and i have real bad social anxiety, which does indeed put up many barriers in my life (such as not being able to call this girl who i know is interested in me). I have to get comfortable around someone before i can be myself, and i am happy with the person i am outside of the said anxiety.

Physically - female. Average height, not fat nor skinny, average looking. Dislike my nose. Dark brown eyes, long wavy red/brown/auburn hair (a mix of natural and dyed hair), semi-scruffy appearance, wears Doc Martens all the time.

The rest - I find it very hard to define myself.

I have few friends, I spend a whole lot of time on totse. I can be really messy, yet sometimes i want all my things to be perfectly alligned.

I am pretty calm, I am a very introspective person, a deep thinker. I love talking to people who are on my wavelength. My sense of humour is very totse I find it hard to see in black and white, my lines of morals and perpectives are always blurred. I'm attracted to weird looking people. I have very messed up dreams.

Talk to me about dreams, the universe, life and anything, add me:

calm_beneath_castles@hotmail.com

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Physical: large, pale, hairy, thin where I should have muscle and flabby where I should be thin. Oddly enough, I have very broad shoulders. Hitler nose, rather stunning green eyes (only feature I like about myself!), huge hands, small feet. Huge nigger lips, too. Self -portrait. (http://tinyurl.com/y8n2xe) Personality-wise: intelligent and kind, but lazy, emotionally unstable, undisciplined, and socially inept. Hell, inept at just about everything!





Oh my god that's wonderful, thank you for sharing. It reminds me so much of when I was at eating disorder camp (that's what i sarcastically call it) and they gave us a group assignment to "draw your eating disorder." or maybe it was when they told us to draw our perceptions of ourselves. it was funny as hell but also disturbing. i have to say, though, my picture was a lot uglier than yours.

Small and cute in every possible way, I'll never be anything different so I've learnt to love it. My two front teeth overlap the teeth next to them and I have hug eye bags.

Perfectionist, critical, doubtful of everything, far too shy(but I'll smile or talk to anyone I don't know, assuming I want to talk to them, otherwise I just feel sick and sometimes physically heave). Clever, lazy, submissive, bossy, indecisive, stubborn, cutting, sarcastic.

I like affection too much and develop huge soft spots for people occasionally. So imaginative and creative that I make myself scared of anything. I worry far too much.

You'd need a microscope to spot my confidence.

EDIT: I still have one flightly flat foot and both my feet are still fairly inrolling. It's gross.

I instinctively shove away anyone else's books that stray onto my desk and freak out about it and can't work until they're gone. It's annoying for everyone around me and it offends my best friend.

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quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:

You'd need a microscope to spot my confidence.

I don't have a microscope and science with microscopes is boring, yet I've seen it.

People seem to describe my personality as "cute," my one friend said I was "charming in a harmless sort of way." I'm mostly quite polite and nice in most situations. My sense of humour is often quite sarcastic and blunt. I'm quite attatched to my principles, and tend to get eaten alive by guilt when I neglect them. I'd describe myself as an odd balance between cynicism and boyish naivety/idealism. I'm quiet, and have a tendency to make myself emotionally unavailable. I can also be sickeningly fatalistic and irresponsible when under lots of stress. I suck at expressing emotional intimacy, and am often a bit too serious for my own good. I like to spend much of my time alone. I can also be a bit of a complainer when I feel so inclined, and I tend to retreat into fictional worlds when the real world pisses me off too much (which is a bit too often.)



[This message has been edited by buster_hymen (edited 11-14-2006).]

any descriptive word you can think of is or was me at some point. it would be pointless to name some because i'd be leaving too many out. the same is probably somewhat true for you guys too. 10 to 15 adjectives aren't enough to capture the range of a person's character.

i have a lot of negative feelings about myself, but many of them are shrouded in positive beliefs. similarly, the reverse is true. i have positive feelings that are manifestations of negative beliefs.

my life right now is very weird and surreal for me. i can only hope it gets better, otherwise i'm going to have to figure out some way to cope with the weirdness other than what i'm doing now.

i hope that leads you to a better understanding of me. (sarcasm - i know no one cares and that this was purely an exercise in ego massaging)

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I leave describing myself to others. If anybody who knows me would like to take a shot at it, feel free.

Great-big-party-pooping doo-doo head.

Appearance: Really improving, now feel very good about myself. 6 feet, thin, good face, not enough facial hair, nose a bit crooked from a healed break, glasses, not sure if my teeth are totally straight or not

Personality: can be funny, easily engage in extremely risky behavior, willing to do almost anything for a rush, but still very cautious about most things, can have a violent temper when provoked, which rarely rarely happens: very hard to anger, self-concious (though becoming less so about my appereance), articulate, dislike for many of my friends and my current situation

I think I look good but no girls seem to think so..Or I dont fit in a "range" with anyone at my school.

Physical: 6' 170-175lbs, mostly muscle, and the little fat that is there is turning into muscle now that im exercising again. I can take on almost any style i decide i want for the day and make it look good, hell i even clean up decently. My nose is too big, and my eyes are a little squinty. But when you can see them they change color with my mood. A few scars here and there.

Psychologically im pretty fucked up, and i have a few emotional scars to go along with the physical ones (thanks alot you crazy bitch). However my problems are buried under layers of insensitive asshole, burtal honesty, and generally being a prick. It takes liberal doses of alcohol before you can pry any of this from me in real life.

I use my sarcasm to hold people at an arms length, and generally try my best to keep anybody from getting too close. I have severe problems investing any emotion in my relationships, and tend to stick to meaningless flings.

If you can get past all that, and gain my respect as a friend, then i would fight, kill, or die for you.

Im also extremely intelligent, but more than a little lazy. My writing got me into college, and will hopefully get me through graduation.

6'2

More to Love

Poor complexion

Low self esteem

Needs to diet.

quote:Physical: Tall enough, brown hair with lighter natural highlights, blueish eyes, powerful, respectable, dominating, and ever-smiling.

Personality: Good enough, hardworking, content, accepting, tolerant, helpful, wise, high spirited, inquisitive, evocative, hopeful, and conflicted.

Edit: Oh, apparently I'm also "like a badass teddy bear with heart of gold."

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 11-14-2006).]

I HEREBY AWARD THIS THE MOST NARCISSISTIC THREAD CURRENTLY ON TOTSE! myself included

Hrmm.

Physically: I have shoulder length black hair, which is naturally curly, and sometimes makes me look alot older or younger than I actually am. I straighten is if I want to look 'nice'. I have a square-ish face and high cheeks, my eyes alternate between being very large and round and almond shaped. They also tend to change colour. I have square shoulders and a large rib cage, which gives the appearence that I'm always sucking my stomache in so my ribs stick out at the bottom, I'm not, I just have huge ribs. I'm an australian size ten everywhere but the bust, in which I am about a fourteen.

Gg proportionaing. I'm about 5'5 and I have small hands and strangely shaped toes.

Personality: Ehh, I have massive superiority complex and I don't tolerate fools. However I aslo have a bit of an inferiority complax, just to mix things up a bit. I'm an art fag, I hate almost everyone who doesn't meet my standards. I'm and emotional screwball and am usually taking several different medications to plateu my emotions. I am not a complex person. I enjoy figuring other people out, and I tend to dominate in alot of the relationships I have. I am a great manipulator of other people. And I'll usually do anything for a laugh. I love creative and preforming arts, cooking and sewing. I enjoy video games and startrek as well as my arty activities, and am probably about as geeky as you can get without knowing a thing about computers.

Sooooo, who wants to date me?

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Sooooo, who wants to date me?

Eh, why not.

*Ahem*

Madam, if you were a booger, I would pick you first.



Never fails...

Psychologically: humanitarian-misanthropic-hermit filled with feelings of guilt, hate, and a longing to be with others which is driving me to the point of insanity, where I feel like killing.

Physically: six foot, pale as snow, brown eyes, short brown hair, and thinner than a twig, bearing the resemblance of a young William Burroughs.

Physical: 180, mostly muscle. I do like my arms , though there is work. I'll just post a pic, that will work better. I think im barely attractive.

Style: I kind've have the laid back casual look. slightly unbuttoned polo button ups, hollisetr polos, some tshirts, jeans, khakis, SANDALS. I get compliments all the time that I know how to dress well and girls I know won'r go shopping without me because I pick out the best stuff for them.

Personality: Adhd, completly batshit insane. but I'm funny and really cute you could say. I'm just really affectionate and I know how to listen to peoples problems and I will help almsot anyone do almost anything.

A little bit about me.

Male, about 6'5" and a little over 200 pounds. I guess you could say I'm lean, since I have some muscle. The best word would probably be efficient (from practicing Parkour). Brown hair, ever changing blue/green eyes, big hands and feet. Pretty enough face I guess, but I don't like my chin, I think it's too big.

I'm happy, talkative and crazy most of the time. Excellent speaker and can get anything done through the power of words. I lay awake most of the night because my brain won't stop thinking. I tend to be unmotivated and end up regretting many things I do (or rather don't do). I guess that plays into being kind of obsessive. I'm weird in a lot of ways. Mostly good ways I'd like to hope. I'm lonely, but spare people the problem of trying relationships with me, until I sort myself out.

I don't talk about unimportant problems that often, and have a general loathing for the angst and apathy that accompanies many of my schoolmates. That is hwy I refrain from acting out the meaningless problems of a teenager. I don't want that goddamn label.

Portrait of an INFJ - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging

(Introverted Intuition with Extraverted Feeling)

The Protector



As an INFJ, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you take things in primarily via intuition. Your secondary mode is external, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system.

INFJs are gentle, caring, complex and highly intuitive individuals. Artistic and creative, they live in a world of hidden meanings and possibilities. Only one percent of the population has an INFJ Personality Type, making it the most rare of all the types.

INFJs place great importance on havings things orderly and systematic in their outer world. They put a lot of energy into identifying the best system for getting things done, and constantly define and re-define the priorities in their lives. On the other hand, INFJs operate within themselves on an intuitive basis which is entirely spontaneous. They know things intuitively, without being able to pinpoint why, and without detailed knowledge of the subject at hand. They are usually right, and they usually know it. Consequently, INFJs put a tremendous amount of faith into their instincts and intuitions. This is something of a conflict between the inner and outer worlds, and may result in the INFJ not being as organized as other Judging types tend to be. Or we may see some signs of disarray in an otherwise orderly tendency, such as a consistently messy desk.

INFJs have uncanny insight into people and situations. They get "feelings" about things and intuitively understand them. As an extreme example, some INFJs report experiences of a psychic nature, such as getting strong feelings about there being a problem with a loved one, and discovering later that they were in a car accident. This is the sort of thing that other types may scorn and scoff at, and the INFJ themself does not really understand their intuition at a level which can be verbalized. Consequently, most INFJs are protective of their inner selves, sharing only what they choose to share when they choose to share it. They are deep, complex individuals, who are quite private and typically difficult to understand. INFJs hold back part of themselves, and can be secretive.

But the INFJ is as genuinely warm as they are complex. INFJs hold a special place in the heart of people who they are close to, who are able to see their special gifts and depth of caring. INFJs are concerned for people's feelings, and try to be gentle to avoid hurting anyone. They are very sensitive to conflict, and cannot tolerate it very well. Situations which are charged with conflict may drive the normally peaceful INFJ into a state of agitation or charged anger. They may tend to internalize conflict into their bodies, and experience health problems when under a lot of stress.

Because the INFJ has such strong intuitive capabilities, they trust their own instincts above all else. This may result in an INFJ stubborness and tendency to ignore other people's opinions. They believe that they're right. On the other hand, INFJ is a perfectionist who doubts that they are living up to their full potential. INFJs are rarely at complete peace with themselves - there's always something else they should be doing to improve themselves and the world around them. They believe in constant growth, and don't often take time to revel in their accomplishments. They have strong value systems, and need to live their lives in accordance with what they feel is right. In deference to the Feeling aspect of their personalities, INFJs are in some ways gentle and easy going. Conversely, they have very high expectations of themselves, and frequently of their families. They don't believe in compromising their ideals.

INFJ is a natural nurturer; patient, devoted and protective. They make loving parents and usually have strong bonds with their offspring. They have high expectations of their children, and push them to be the best that they can be. This can sometimes manifest itself in the INFJ being hard-nosed and stubborn. But generally, children of an INFJ get devoted and sincere parental guidance, combined with deep caring.

In the workplace, the INFJ usually shows up in areas where they can be creative and somewhat independent. They have a natural affinity for art, and many excel in the sciences, where they make use of their intuition. INFJs can also be found in service-oriented professions. They are not good at dealing with minutia or very detailed tasks. The INFJ will either avoid such things, or else go to the other extreme and become enveloped in the details to the extent that they can no longer see the big picture. An INFJ who has gone the route of becoming meticulous about details may be highly critical of other individuals who are not.

The INFJ individual is gifted in ways that other types are not. Life is not necessarily easy for the INFJ, but they are capable of great depth of feeling and personal achievement.

http://www.personalitypage.com/INFJ.html

Physical: Pale (way more than anyone else that posted pale promise. I have blue eyes unless the light hits them then they're red. (albinism ftw) I'm average height for a girl like 5'4. Umm overweight. (wanna lose weight but have no motivation to do so it'll stay there for awhile.) And i don't know what else for this part.

Personality: Borderline.

Very good looking

That's pretty much it.

It really depends on my moods, but it ranges from god's gift to women, to Gollum, from LOTR.

*edit*

Physical - 179cm. 63kg. Skinny but very toned muscles. Very broad shoulders. No pecs ( ). Skin ranges from terrible to average. Quite pale. Straw blonde shaggy hair (surferish). Big eyes. Big nose. Front on I'm good looking, side on, not so good. I have strong cheekbones. Straight teeth, but badly chipped from a multitude of rough hobbies. I have stretch marks on my back that pass for the scars of a bear attack (swear to god, I've told girls this and they believed me, don't know what says about the girls, or me).

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 11-14-2006).]

i come off shy. until i open my mouth.

i look young. i'm not.

i look like a virgin. i...can hardly remember being a virgin.

i like to talk. i like being nice to people because it makes me feel nice. i'm opinionated and stubborn, but indecisive and easily confused. i have weird fears and insecurities. i'm clingy and get lonely easily. i come off as confident and maybe a little bitchy, but i have so many fucking flaws and self issues. i like to laugh. i like to sing when nobody's listening because that's when it sounds the best. i like bonfires and the colour turquoise. i love being in love. i don't share well. i can never tell if people really like me.

if we're being shallow, i'm blonde, brown eyes, 5'7", 36C, have been told i look like hilary swank, and have an abnormally long tongue and toes that could pass as fingers. first thing in the morning, i could break mirrors with this face.

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 11-14-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i come off shy. until i open my mouth.

i look young. i'm not.

i look like a virgin. i...can hardly remember being a virgin.

i like to talk. i like being nice to people because it makes me feel nice. i'm opinionated and stubborn, but indecisive and easily confused. i have weird fears and insecurities. i'm clingy and get lonely easily. i come off as confident and maybe a little bitchy, but i have so many fucking flaws and self issues. i like to laugh. i like to sing when nobody's listening because that's when it sounds the best. i like bonfires and the colour turquoise. i love being in love. i don't share well. i can never tell if people really like me.

if we're being shallow, i'm blonde, brown eyes, 5'7", 36C, have been told i look like hilary swank, and have an abnormally long tongue and toes that could pass as fingers. first thing in the morning, i could break mirrors with this face.



You have balls. I like balls

*edit*

Nah, you actually sound really cool.

Why? I have no idea, you just do. Your guy's a lucky man.

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 11-14-2006).]

To sexy for my shirt *starts stripping*

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

To sexy for my shirt *starts stripping*

Are you so sexy.. it hurts?

Not particularly attractive. Pretty skinny, so a fair bit of muscle tone and definition.

Brown hair, gay glasses, 5'11", 65kgs, size 12 feet. Flexible, agile. Body strength. Almost no arm strength; get beaten at arm wrestles by chicks, then deny having lost.

Not really too fussed about clothes; colours that go together, jens, a good quality belt, shoes, and t shirts. Cheap jeans and other trousers.

I look about twelve years old...

Bonerific!

[This message has been edited by TheSneakyWeasel (edited 11-14-2006).]

Tall, slim, handsome, intelligent and disorganised.

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

I would describe myself as the single most interesting person i know and have ever known or met.

Very physically atractive.

However....thats just in my head and unfortunatly i am so socially anxious none of that can ever show through as i cant help but feel like a fool unless i go along with how i am now, a quiet seemingly uninteresing though known to be very intelligent guy whom you wouldnt wanna date...and barely would want a "friendship" with.

May I affectionately slap you upside the head?

Tall, pale, need a haircut... but note the large hands, ladies.

I'm still expceting this thread to descend into

"bubbly 50 years young woman,WLTM man WGSOH NS WIKOIBi..."

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

Tall, pale, need a haircut... but note the large hands, ladies.

Same here. But I can almost guarantee you my hands are bigger, and I only have a small-to-average sized penis.

Forgot to mention, I'm obsessive-compulsive. BRB, gotta go check under the bed again...

Physcial: I am 6'2 17YO pretty lanky and light 10st4 I have very little upperbody muscle but that said my arms arn't what you would consider weak.. I have alot of lower body strength and alot of muscle on my thighs and legs.

personaility: I have a very strange sense of humor some people find me impossible to talk to other absolutly love me and find me the funniest person ever.

to sum my self upi would say : every thing is done last minute, would do anything for a m8 , and the only job well done is a bodge job

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I'm still expceting this thread to descend into

"bubbly 50 years young woman,WLTM man WGSOH NS WIKOIBi..."



COuld we have that again please for those not sad enough to frequent the dating sites?!

would like to meet

with good sense of humour

non smoker

im lost with the last one

Tune in for next weeks episode of "What the fuck am I doing?!".

That pretty much sums me up.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

You have balls. I like balls

*edit*

Nah, you actually sound really cool.

Why? I have no idea, you just do. Your guy's a lucky man.

me? ah...well...alrighty. thanks.

&Michael...i cant explain any more than that...

p.s. yes that was an excuse..but wtf + 1 to my post count.

Physically? I'm very average, but I've got great tits, great legs, great hair, and pretty eyes. That's all you need. I never feel ugly. Of course, I don't compare myself to Heidi Klum.

Mentally? Maniacle genius? Alright, genius might be a stretch and possibly even maniacle. But, I'm very intelligent as well as intellectual, but I have skizophrenia which makes it hard to express myself like regular people sometimes. I have a pretty easy time making friends, but people are often intimidated by my intellect and social prowess.

Emotionally I'm technically bipolar but I feel like I have a better grip on my emotions than a lot of people. I'm pretty level headed and well rounded. I have a lot of intimacy issues stemming from childhood that effect my romantic relationships, but I'm very good at maintaining relationships. I don't have any enemies and even those who don't like me at least don't hate me.

Socially? I'm your basic scene whore. I'm an artist, I date artists, and I network with artists. I drink a lot and do a small but consistant ammount of cocaine. I have lot's of acquaintances but few friends. Of course, the friends I do have are really good.

All in all, I'm pretty awesome. Minus the skizo thing which does put a lot of people off. People can't usually tell unless they know me really well, because I'm really good at controlling it. But, when people find out about it it sometimes scares people off.

Cheers,

Lost

[This message has been edited by LostCause (edited 11-15-2006).]

better than you

Tall, Chubby, Pretty eyes, big feet, long legs, curly hair, too many piercings, not enough tattoos, obsessed with sex, passive, aprehensive towards relationships, friendly, active, fun, alcoholic.

WELL I have waist length, straight aubourn hair, pale skin with a few freckles, large green eyes and I'm about 5'1".

Personality wise...I like to go on long walks through the woods and I pretend I'm in an enchanted forest.:P I spend most of my days cooking, cleaning, daydreaming and knitting, (I'm knitting all of us mittens for winter and I've discovered that knitting SUCKS) I like to read and I go to the library a lot. We don't have a t.v. in our house, so I never know about ANYTHING having to do with current events, unless my husband tells me. It makes me feel very isolated from the world...But I like it better that way. I've always thought it would be cool to be like Captain Nemo and live on a submarine away from society.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

May I affectionately slap you upside the head?

You may...but...i have to warn you, i bite

physical: 6'0", 150-160 lbs, shaggy mop of darkish blonde hair, 'full lips'/'sensual lips' (the ex's words...she loved mah lips), pale blue eyes (*breaks into Lou Reed impression*), intense serial-killer gaze (probably freaks everyone out except goth girls), fair skin, slender build that looks athletic but really isn't, slightly crooked teeth (not noticeable really, mostly on the bottom row), always look vaguely pissed off/pensive even when I'm feeling happy/dumb for some reason...

other: Fairly introverted personality but not overly so -- I require occasional solitude to relax but get depressed without a close friend/intimate to be with. I hugely prefer one-on-one interaction over groups, can be very reserved in large groups. Bigtime daydreamer, kinda spaced-out. Generally a gentle, patient & compassionate person, but I can quickly turn viciously sarcastic & derisive if you somehow manage to piss me off.

Definitely a fuckhead-romantic type, with ridiculous notions of 'soulmates' & all that. I can be slow to open up, especially around really outgoing social butterfly types, but once I do I'm a pretty intriguing conversationalist, I think, and can unexpectedly open up totally with a disturbing level of intensity & vulnerability. My ego tells me I'm intelligent & clever, but everyone seems to think of themselves that way, so who knows. Creative, idiosyncratic, 'weird'. Not very emotionally expressive unless with people I'm very close to -- tend to internalize everything. Alternately obsessed with intimacy & deeply afraid of it, depending on my level of mental/emotional health, which fluctuates wildly.

I'm a huge geek, but not geeky about the conventional geek things like computers, anime, etc -- more into literature, art, music, and a lot of shit that most geeks & regular people alike would consider trivial...I can lecture you for an hour about absurd shit like why The Keggs - "To Find Out" is the greatest garage rock single of all-time if you're actually interested in it, or why Charles Bukowski was in fact not merely a drunken self-absorbed loser but a total genius in the truest sense of that ravaged & abused worn-out term.

I also have crappy self-discipline, and have an annoying tendency to deal with problems by withdrawing into myself & escaping from reality for long periods of time, and then taking care of it all in one fell manic swoop. I smoke weed every day & have a waxing/waning stimulant addiction that few people in my life even know about.

And since Fanglekai posted it, if you wanna see my moldy neuroses in the little personalty psych box--

MBTI: INTP/INFP

Enneagram: 5w4 sx/sp

Oldham profile: Idiosyncratic/Leisurely/Sensitive

They're all bullshit pseudoscience, especially Oldham, but whatevs.

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

You may...but...i have to warn you, i bite



Promises, promises....

me?

6'0 220 lbs,blonde hair blue eyes,pretty much covered in tattoos except for my neck and face,im a bloue jeans and t-shirt guy i dont dress up unless someone is getting married or buried,im a workaholic,i put in sometime 18 hour days at my shop,im a nice guy with a wierd sence of humor,i can be a asshole at times,big things dont piss me off but little shit will,have a very low tolerance for stupid people,i own a small tattoo parlor and i love what i do.my friends and family are very important to me and i take the time to make sure they know that

thats about it

With a picture?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f323/Aleric1/bugandjack023.jpg

Jesus Christ, deadteenager, you described me exactly except for two things: my build isn't slender, and I have green eyes rather than blue.

Besides that, every single thing you posted fits me perfectly. Great minds...?

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 11-15-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Short.

<LI>French.

<LI>Always wear a funny hat.

<LI>Always have hand in shirt.

<LI>Got totally fucked at Waterloo. </UL>

Napoleon was actually average height. And Corsican.

quote:After his death in 1821, the French emperor's height was recorded as 5 ft 2 in French units, corresponding to 1.68 meter or 5 ft 6 in using Imperial units.

Just a bit over the average for the time.

I'll just leave it at being 20 years old, attractive, intelligent and witty. I'm pretty good in the sack too.

dead inside.

Just did the test at personaitypage.com, and its kind of creepy coz what i got actually rounds up my personality extremely well according to my house mates :S

Twas an Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving (ENFP) type.

Jesus like.

I'm outside of your window with my radio...

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Physical: Average height, naturally broad shoulders and strong back. Agile, with daily changing posture. Dark brown eyes, that can go from almost light brown to almost black. Thin, with low body fat. Mildly attractive face with bad teeth. Short hair.

Psychological: Superficially nice, energetic, and talkative. Moody, sometimes silent, talks about odd things, at odd times. Smokes cigarettes and pot a bit too much, rarely drinks. Prone to quick lashes of rage, but never holds a grudge. Sleeps too much, and can be prone to arrogance about things done well.

quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:

Just a bit over the average for the time.

Yeah, well fuck you. I stole that joke from "Harvard Education in a Book", by the Harvard Lampoon Society. You can find their address online and be a prick to them too.

Physically-6 3' Thin, Long black hair, straight teeth, physically pleasing facial features, chest wall deformity that holds me back. I've been told I look like a model, but with the chest wall deformity that can't happen.

other- Alcoholic, drug dealing asshole, lacks the ability to trust most people, sarcastic son of a bitch, ex-thief, lying little bastard.

5'8"

180 pounds of twisted steel

super genius

man pretty

hilarious

super good reflexes

inhuman threshold for THC

straight, white teeth

green eyes

champion bloodline

pwnage Warlock

^cluntoris^

physical: im about 5,11, almost 6 feet, about 235, so...i think im really fat, i have brown hair, green eyes(sexy, yes?), and glasses, thats all i got...

mental: huge ego, which i also love, i sometimes say im crazy, im kinda smart, and i need to get laid!

btw, ill probably never find this again, so, if you got a reply to send to me...my email is happyblunt101@yahoo.com thanks!

Physical: 5'9", 9 stone(underweight, I should work out more), reddish beard, scot nose, big square teeth, largish ears, crooked guitarist/keyboard player hands, copious body hair.

Not-physical: chilled out/laid-back/easy-going, scorpio, artistic, creative, fairly intelligent, mischievous, possessing an awesome amount of useless knowledge.

I think I'm fairly cool at any rate.

my gf and myself: http://tinyurl.com/ymvvf4

phyiscally- 5'11" 200 lbs muscular build. extra flab around my stomach leftover from football but its going away due to wrestling. pretty good lookin face i suppose.

personailty-huge sense of humor, smart, sweet, charming, etc.

yeah thats me

Who am I?

I am an individual, a person no one else can be. I am smart, genuine, and I am passionate, loving, easy going, ridiculously helpful and warmhearted and easily a friend. I am logical, I am sensitive, I am judgmental, perceptive, a deep thinker, a lover, not a fighter and I am curious. I don't like trouble but I can never get out of it, I am simple yet slightly sophisticated, I am intricate in my thinking and wiser than any others my age that I've met. I am wise but for others, and not for myself. I am disappointed and I want to make the world a better place, I am kind and forgiving, mostly easily hurt yet strong when the time calls. I love people but some hate me, for fear of jealousy and sometimes I seem intimidating. I am an adventurer; I love freedom and bathe in philosophy. I love art, making art and finding the best in the world. I love to enjoy, whatever it may be, I want to be the first, but sometimes am afraid of stepping in new waters. I am careless, and too easy-go-lucky, I am growing and I am afraid that time will pass me by. Me and time have an abusive relationship. I am restlessly irresponsible and easily disappointed when I put my effort in others and they do not return it. I am kind and I don't expect it back.

I want the truth, and all the truth and nothing else, I want to learn and deliver the knowledge to as many friends as possible, and I always look to people as a friend unless they hurt me. I want to know the meaning of my life and I have an idea, I am a shy people's person, if I open my mouth people notice how opinionated and intellectual I am, and if I don't people may look by without seeing the shine within me.

I can be selfish, I can be careless, blunt, sarcastic and hurtful since sometimes it's hard to tame down my honesty. I am ridiculously passive. I like my space and like it a lot.

I am sexy, flirtatious and a big mouth if you let me. I am vibrant and astounding if you let me. I am a friend and a loyal partner if you let me. If I like you, I'll keep you, if you hurt me I'll forgive you, if you try to destroy me I will rid of you.

I am a lover and a fighter for passion, knowledge, truth and answers, I love the sun and the sand, and I love being in the water.

I can't stay mad for a long time, nor sad, I love to smile and laugh and do that to the people around me. I am a center of energy that people are affected by. I'm very facially expressive. I'm impulsive and independent and love to be spontaneous; I love taking calculated risks, but rarely end up with the 'calculated' portion.

I am deep and versatile, I love change and can adapt to it as smoothly as the sunlight turns into moonlight. I am impatient, I am generous. Not with money, but with knowledge, emotion, truth, and honesty. I am enthusiastic and want to experience life and live it to the fullest, and I want to enjoy it with the people I love.

I am very open minded and I can tolerate things I don't agree with but I also have my values.

I know my weaknesses and I'm working on them: irresponsible, and careless sometimes. I take too many risks and leave things to the last minute, sometimes I'm too spontaneous, and too blunt to other people's feelings. I am too kind, and consider other's problems before mine, and I don't listen to my invaluable and practical advice. I spend more on other than I spend on myself; effort, feelings, time, and who I am.

In love, I give my whole self when I know that I have the one I want to be with for life, and I have him, ever so thankful for him. I love people, and I love him even moreso, because not only is he mine, but he is a part of me, and I of him. I love how I'm so passionate to the people I admire and have for my own. I am thankful for everything that I have and get to experience it, may it be being born in a war torn country that was once beautiful, prosperous and a center for philosophical, medical and so forth. I am thankful for the family I have even though we often fight and are disgruntled with eachother. I am thankful for every breath of life, every kiss, and every tear I've shed, for I am still here and many others are not. I am thankful for all the gifts that I have, and that I rarely take things for granted. You create yourself and your life to the best of your ability. It's the person that makes life what it is, it is not life that makes the person.

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Let's talk physical:

-glowier skin tone

-smaller teeth (although i like my smile)

-ate healthier, so i can feel better

-exercise so i can be more lean

Everything else I love.

[This message has been edited by QuackyIraqy (edited 11-20-2006).]

Physical: Tall, Blue eyed, fair haired, broad shouldered, large build. At times I think of myself as very good looking, others I slap myself to stop being such a silly dick.

Personality: Capable of being loud and obnoxious but can be equally funny, caring to an extent, try to be a leader wherever possible. Ultimately useless.

So many of you people care waaaaay too much about yourselves.

quote:Originally posted by QuackyIraqy:

BLAH BLAH RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE BLAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE



...the fuck?

Physical- I got bright blue eyes, always have big pupils, long luxurious strawberry blonde-brown hair, big voluptuous lips, slightly large nose, pale, light freckles.

I've got pretty clean skin... I might get a pimple or 2 a week. 5'8 130 pounds.

Personality- VERY Ambitious but lazy. Intelligent, can be controlling, fast thinker and fast worker. VERY social, if I am in the mood. Reserved if I don't feel like talking. Very spiritual, but not religious. VERY paranoid, but easy going. VERY sarcastic, when people take my sarcasm too seriously I can come off as an asshole...

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b56/pinkfloyd830/MVC-162S.jpg

There's my picture... imagine 4 or 5 months of hair growth and you got ME.

quote:Originally posted by PinkFloyd830:

Physical- I got bright blue eyes, always have big pupils, long luxurious strawberry blonde-brown hair, big voluptuous lips, slightly large nose, pale, light freckles.

I've got pretty clean skin... I might get a pimple or 2 a week. 5'8 130 pounds.

Personality- VERY Ambitious but lazy. Intelligent, can be controlling, fast thinker and fast worker. VERY social, if I am in the mood. Reserved if I don't feel like talking. Very spiritual, but not religious. VERY paranoid, but easy going. VERY sarcastic, when people take my sarcasm too seriously I can come off as an asshole...

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There's my picture... imagine 4 or 5 months of hair growth and you got ME.

Yeah...Are you a guy or a girl?

quote:Originally posted by PinkFloyd830:

There's my picture...

Hey! You look just like my friend Alan!

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Yeah...Are you a guy or a girl?

That's a bloke.

I am 5'8", heavier than I'd like to be, pale, short brown hair, hazel eyes which are my favorite physical feature, nice teeth, average nose, and according to my friend Kim I am a "hairy little monkey". I'm pretty average looking in all respects.

Outside of the physical realm, I am obsessive compulsive, sometimes overly sensitive, probably too smart for my own good and often inexplicable even to myself. I am easily excited, am not very good at keeping secrets, have a very addictive personality, and have been told on more than one occasion that I'm wise beyond my 18 years, though I often doubt whether that's true. I'm pretty funny, although my humor is quite often at the expense of others. Despite that, I'd like to think I'm a caring and decent human being, and most days I am pretty sure that I am.