Me and my grilfriend just kissed for the first time...

She had ever kissed anyone before and wanted to take it slow, so I said I'd take it at her pace. Well right before she had to leave and she went for it and it was...

The...

Worst...

Most awkward...

Kiss...

Ever.

Everytime I think a bout it im just like WTF, it was crazy bad.

Anyway how do I talk to her about it and not make her feel bad?

So teach her how to do it better, man! It's your duty!

...what did she do, though?

Dont worry...Practice makes perfect...

automatic dumping.

quote:Originally posted by Zok:



...what did she do, though?

Well, I have lots of experience so I know what a good kiss is like.

She was afraid she was gonna suck, but I told her practice makes perfect.

Anyway, I thought I wasn't going to get any so I gave up and we hugged and she jsut goes for it. First off she has gum in her mouth... I've never kissed anyone that doesn't swallow there gum before hand. Well she starts off with a peck (we've done that before), but it's not a make out peck. You know one of the longer ones you give to kinda tease. Anyway it was short, then she just like barley opens her mouth and like idk, barley sticks her tounge out. It was a disaster...

It's also hard to explain...

I'm still baffled.

[This message has been edited by Vargv (edited 11-13-2006).]

That's not a disaster at all.

She just sucks at kissing.

Disaster implies that somebody got their lip bitten off or something.

And the gum thing... jeez, I've had sex with gum in my mouth. It's not a big deal.

Yea kissing with gum is no big deal I never really notice it. My ex and I used to dick around when we had gum and change it to the other persons mouth. As for the kiss sucking don't TELL HER shit, if you say you suck at kissing she will just feel bad, just go in for the next kiss and lead the way, do what you know makes a good kiss and if she can't take the hints tell her politely what to do while you are still in kiss position. Most time I change my style up depending on who ive kissed because you can tell how a girl will like it best, and you can get a hint from how they do it.

Sorry I misspoke, I have kissed someone with gum in their mouths. Just it was werid cause i felt the gum and her mouth was like, fuck idk not open like at all.

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quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

And the gum thing... jeez, I've had sex with gum in my mouth. It's not a big deal.

Haha, off topic, but still.. I have sex with gum in my mouth all the time.. I'm just a gum sorta guy.. Turns out, a girl I was fooling around with was a little bit kinkier than I had thought. And I was still.. rather inexperienced..

Anyway, she did something.. odd to me at the time.. I don't even totally remember it. I sucked in a breath of air at that moment.. and started choking on my gum.. She thought she had killed me.. funniest look I've ever seen on any naked person's face.. ever. Bar none.

well maybe next time you should take the lead instead of leaving the kissing to an amateur!

You need to take lead with this one, she's finally kissed you, which means she's ready for it. So, this is where you step in and take lead man. Teach her how to kiss better, she wont pick it up at first, but as someone said before; practise makes perfect.

She obviously wont pick it up straight away, but you have to make sure she likes it. Just keep practicing and eventually she will be a pro.

Edit:

How long have yous been going out for?

[This message has been edited by Mindless Xyzzyean (edited 11-13-2006).]

I dunno man, I suck at kissing too. Some people just can't be taught. But if a girl sucks more than me, I always tell her cause well, it's not right to be that bad.

She'll be great in no time because she'll mimic your style. Who knows, maybe she's even creative.

Why do you need to talk to her about it?

Honestly, everyone's first kiss is very awkward. Give her a little more time to catch on you what it is you're doing. Show her the ropes.

Don't 'have a talk' with her about her kissing skills. That would be mean. She's just learning, be patient.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

That's not a disaster at all.

She just sucks at kissing.

Disaster implies that somebody got their lip bitten off or something.

And the gum thing... jeez, I've had sex with gum in my mouth. It's not a big deal.

Hahahaha.

One boyfriend I had once had braces. I don't really know how it happened but, My lip got stuck in one of the wires. The more we tried to get it out, the deeper the wire went into me.. He pierced my lip with his braces and called his brother in to help us.

That was a disaster.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

Hahahaha.

One boyfriend I had once had braces. I don't really know how it happened but, My lip got stuck in one of the wires. The more we tried to get it out, the deeper the wire went into me.. He pierced my lip with his braces and called his brother in to help us.

That was a disaster.



No, that is a fucking nightmare.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:



Give her a little more time to catch on you what it is you're doing. Show her the ropes.

Don't 'have a talk' with her about her kissing skills. That would be mean. She's just learning, be patient.

That's good stuff, right there

First or second kiss, make sure its nice and wet but also don't go overboard with the tongue, or better yet don't use your tongue at all. Its tough to explain but like.. the inside of your lips should meet the inside of hers. You'll get it no problem I'm sure, you just need to practice.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

well maybe next time you should take the lead instead of leaving the kissing to an amateur!

Duh!

At least she didn't throw up in your mouth.

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

At least she didn't throw up in your mouth.

At least...

Lol, we've been going out for a few weeks maybe 3. She was grounded for the first two.

So when she's at my house she tells me "I'm crazy randy you have no idea!" (litterally)

So then she looks me in the eye and i ask her what she was thinking about and she asked me if I was a good kisser. We talked a bit after that.

Anyway, I think she was really nervous or rushed or both (most likely both). Could that have effected the kiss?

My first girlfriend kissed like a frog. She would dart her tongue in & out of my mouth and I would just start laughing. I couldn't help it.

Anyway, to the OP, people's first kiss is usually pretty bad so I wouldn't make anything of it. All that means is she needs practice, so give her someone to practice on

quote:Originally posted by Luther:

My first girlfriend kissed like a frog. She would dart her tongue in & out of my mouth and I would just start laughing. I couldn't help it.



*snake

I'd drop on the floor laughing at that, every time, goddamn.

Hm... my ex-ex kissed like someone eating ice cream as fast as possible :\ don't know now how I stood that.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

Hahahaha.

One boyfriend I had once had braces. I don't really know how it happened but, My lip got stuck in one of the wires. The more we tried to get it out, the deeper the wire went into me.. He pierced my lip with his braces and called his brother in to help us.

That was a disaster.

ow. owwwwwwwww.

Heh, Hardly there :P

I have braces, eww... But shit hey, I really hope that doesn't happen... . But yeah, I think my stupid braces have caused an ulcer from kissing, I.e. rubbing against brace.

Dude, my girl had kissed quite a few blokes before me and even she sucked at it!

She did it like any other girl who had had nothing but losers would do it...Go in like a bulldozer and don't stop 'til you're licking the bottom of the stomach whilst thrashing your lips round and round like a washing machine!!!

I soon taught her the nicer way to do it...And she still gets shivery and goosebumpy when I kiss her!

Teach her, man...Teach her!

I'm going on vacation for a week... Our hornyness will build up. We'll be going at it like jack rabbits trust me.

I shal teach her my ways, don't worry.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

I dunno man, I suck at kissing too. Some people just can't be taught. But if a girl sucks more than me, I always tell her cause well, it's not right to be that bad.

DAMn you.... for making me laugh, just like bruised all my ribs an hour ago and it hurts! About the kissing though, seirously it wasn't that bad. Her not opening her mouth at all is a LOT worse then her like putting hers over yourse and just ewwwwww. Sorry I won't describe the rest because when it happened I almost threw up, but you get the idea.

Whenever I make out with a girl with gum in my mouth the gum always gets all fucking melted and disgusting. But I like the minty flavor so it's a small sacrifice I will have to accept.

yea...