Please Help, I'm 18 and have not kissed yet.

GO TO PARTIES. DRUNK BITCHES = TEH PUSS

And the people of totse can do what exactly?...

quote:Originally posted by M a t t Y:

And the people of totse can do what exactly?...



well, some of the girls could volunteer to show him a good time...

^ Hah!

Yeah, dude, the main thing is to focus on other things. Girls aint that great, not compared to a lot of other things, like sports, music, movies, etc.

Yeah sure it's great to have a girl to share these things with, but dude, the only things your friends can't give you is sex. And sex isn't important, it's just neccesary because our hormones are complete pricks. And that's only if your friends aren't the bi-sexual 'lets orgy' type.

Summary? Who cares! You shouldn't. Just approach a girl like you would anything. Like you know it's gonna work sometimes, and fail at others.

Eye contact, smile, 'hi', see where it goes from there.

I think the most important thing for you to know though is, there's a girl who wants you just as much as you want her. And she might even be under your nose.

Don't whine, do.

the drunk chicks the best idea i think worked for me helps buil your confidence also if u dont pull you at least get to be pissed

be the guy with lots of cocaine at the parties, girls like that stuff

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quote:Originally posted by M a t t Y:

And the people of totse can do what exactly?...



I read your E-mail, and If your last name is Lynch myne is too..lol....This would be the second Matt Lynch I've met.

As far as the original poster goes, don't stress about it. It will happen eventually.

yes, definitely don't get too upset about it and put all your efforts towards finding a girl. it will happen.

the best thing you can do is work on your confidence (it's a generic piece of advice, I know, but it applies to 99% of all people) and meet some girls.

quote:Originally posted by matty4522:



I read your E-mail, and If your last name is Lynch myne is too..lol....This would be the second Matt Lynch I've met.

As far as the original poster goes, don't stress about it. It will happen eventually.

It aint..

Although, Lynch would be way fucking cooler than my current second name.



And to the OP;

Beer is your friend..

my history teacher's name is victor lynch :0

get drunk...that way u'll have an excuse

Please dont tell me that im the only person that read the ops user name and its synthia? i dobut thas a dude so it wont be that hard to find someone to kiss...unless your ugly then in that case vodka is your friend.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

Please dont tell me that im the only person that read the ops user name and its synthia?

I was just about to say the same thing...

So yeah, Synthia, if you are in fact a chick, post pics.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

Please dont tell me that im the only person that read the ops user name and its synthia? i dobut thas a dude so it wont be that hard to find someone to kiss...unless your ugly then in that case vodka is your friend.

Damn, I didn't notice either. The numbers threw me off.

I read the title and was like !

This has crept into the female population of totse now.

quote:Originally posted by M a t t Y:

And the people of totse can do what exactly?...

point and laugh?

op: dude, don't worry about it. somehow, i think you'll survive despite not being kissed at age 18. if you're really desperate, pick up a prostitute.

hmmm......i think this is a first for a girl on totse to say....*ponders meaning of life*

quote:Originally posted by stab:

^ Hah!

Yeah, dude, the main thing is to focus on other things. Girls aint that great, not compared to a lot of other things, like sports, music, movies, etc.

Yeah sure it's great to have a girl to share these things with, but dude, the only things your friends can't give you is sex. And sex isn't important, it's just neccesary because our hormones are complete pricks. And that's only if your friends aren't the bi-sexual 'lets orgy' type.

Summary? Who cares! You shouldn't. Just approach a girl like you would anything. Like you know it's gonna work sometimes, and fail at others.

Eye contact, smile, 'hi', see where it goes from there.

I think the most important thing for you to know though is, there's a girl who wants you just as much as you want her. And she might even be under your nose.

Don't whine, do.

Dude, that was actually very moralizing. It's a reminder I really needed.

I've been putting it on the pedestal lately...

quote:Originally posted by Tarnak:

Dude, that was actually very moralizing. It's a reminder I really needed.

I've been putting it on the pedestal lately...



Buildin it up to make some kind of great Greek god..Pussilaiath?

quote:Originally posted by stab:

^ Hah!

Yeah, dude, the main thing is to focus on other things. Girls aint that great, not compared to a lot of other things, like sports, music, movies, etc.

Yeah sure it's great to have a girl to share these things with, but dude, the only things your friends can't give you is sex. And sex isn't important, it's just neccesary because our hormones are complete pricks. And that's only if your friends aren't the bi-sexual 'lets orgy' type.

Summary? Who cares! You shouldn't. Just approach a girl like you would anything. Like you know it's gonna work sometimes, and fail at others.

Eye contact, smile, 'hi', see where it goes from there.

I think the most important thing for you to know though is, there's a girl who wants you just as much as you want her. And she might even be under your nose.

Don't whine, do.

I love it. Great post. You're right. There are alot of greater things in life than girls. Espcially at 18.

You'll get a girl eventually. Don't look for it, or yu will kill the remaining years of your younging.

im sorry but youre a fucking loser.

Get to know a girl...Put you and her in a social situation, preferably with booze involved...The rest happens naturally.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Get to know a girl...Put you and her in a social situation, preferably with booze involved...The rest happens naturally.

READ THE USERNAME PEOPLE

Go out and get sozzled with yer friends. Someone will show up eventually.

post a picture of how you normally present yourself for one.

I would first advise you to not whore yourself out. If you kiss somebody that's drunk, they'll expect you to sleep with them, especially if you're 18. I'm assuming you're some what vulnerable right now, they won't want a relationship. They may not even remember your name.

We really aren't that great. Stab's right. A mate is more like a necessity in life. You need one to express inner emotions and take out your hormones on.

Just walk up to somebody you find attractive, and tell her how you feel. It'll be hard at first, but make a goal for yourself and go to a public place, like a shopping store not a bar, and ask as many women out on a date as it takes for you to get at least 5 yeses. Then, that'll boost your confidence, perhaps you'll even meet somebody that is compatible, if not get back in there and go again.

You can do it! Women are people too. We just like to intimidate men and convince them we're better.

Go get 'em tiger!

Yeah so i'm 19. and same thing. so get over it

Plus, troll.

Lol you mean fugly or something? you lacking confidence or just set your standards too high?

im 18 and ive never even had a friend who was a girl. I dont think ive ever had a conversation wtih a girl other than my mom and sister.

This thread is brutal.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

READ THE USERNAME PEOPLE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Never thought of that!