So I decided to ignore this simple rule today. Having just finished uni for the year, I'm surrounded by people eager to get messed up, and with my parents away for a weekend, this seemed like the perfect oppertunity.

Sometime this afternoon, I saw a certain neighbor girl and one thing lead to another, and I ended up bailing on all my friends and having her over instead. We drank alot, and she had some pot we smoked. Eventually we ended up in my bedroom going at it.

We musta been going pretty hard, because we managed to break my bed, and send it into the wall, leaving a big dent to explain to my parents, as well as a broken bed. Not only that, but having recently purchased a new stereo, I was playing music rather loudly, and of all the neighbors to come over and complain, it just had to be her father. He comes over to his fence (their house looking down on my bedroom) to see his daughter their with me.

He comes over, bangs on the door and demands she comes home, just to add to it, she's stoned and rather drunk and seems to find the whole event rather humerous despite her now furious father.

So it ended up being a rather shit (albeit humourous) evening. Next time, I'll invite my friends over instead.

That's not really the spirit of the 'bro's before hoes' saying.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

That's not really the spirit of the 'bro's before hoes' saying.

No, I guess that's true. But my night would have been better had I followed it.

I think it should go "Bros before Hoes unless you're gonna get laid for sure ."

How would it have been better?

It would probably have been much less memorable.

lmao, bad luck on the interruptions!

Dumb saying IMO. Sure your friend might always be there. And thats it. Your friends will always be there and this girl will not.

That's how us New Zealanders roll.. lawl.

So wait... does hoes in this case refer to all chicks in general or just the trashy one night stand ones?

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

That's not really the spirit of the 'bro's before hoes' saying.

That was my first thought as well.

A rather awesome funny none-the-less.