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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-11-09, 23:43
Viking83 Viking83 is offline
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Default whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

If the person is at work..and is probably having a shitty day..
 #2 
Old 2006-11-09, 23:45
Ravenman Ravenman is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

baby. i love you. come home to me sugur

[This message has been edited by Ravenman (edited 11-09-2006).]
 #3 
Old 2006-11-09, 23:45
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birdland
Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

"what r u wearing"
 #4 
Old 2006-11-09, 23:46
Ravenman Ravenman is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

hmmm
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Old 2006-11-09, 23:47
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Canada
Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

What kind of job?
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Old 2006-11-10, 04:20
Stephanie Stephanie is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

I second this thread. Haha. I never know what to say to the guy I am going out with. I like him but im shy and what cute little things can i say to him in texts?
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Old 2006-11-10, 04:24
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

quote:Originally posted by deadteenager:

"what r u wearing"



if a girl texted me that,i would laugh hhahah
 #8 
Old 2006-11-10, 04:24
Bustacrap Bustacrap is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

Whenever i see your name on my screen...

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You really make me smile :-)

If this helps, great, if not, great.
 #9 
Old 2006-11-10, 04:45
Ravenman Ravenman is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

i beat off into your shampoo bottle this morning...sorry
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Old 2006-11-10, 04:49
stab stab is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

^ Best one so far.

But since we're being honest...

You want something generic, but meaningful. Tough call mate. Hmm.

I'd say you need to be sweet, comforting, and kinda cute.

Ugh... too hard. I don't know the girl. Anything generic wouldn't do.
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Old 2006-11-10, 05:51
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

"I just wanted to let you know... I'm putting on my wizards hat and robes..."

If she don't laugh... Oh well.
 #12 
Old 2006-11-10, 06:48
stab stab is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

Wikiquote her favourite comedian.
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Old 2006-11-10, 06:55
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

quote:Originally posted by Ravenman:

i beat off into your shampoo bottle this morning...sorry
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Old 2006-11-10, 14:25
NoSkills NoSkills is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

quote:Originally posted by blackcat:

"I just wanted to let you know... I'm putting on my wizards hat and robes..."

If she don't laugh... Oh well.

i lol'd
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Old 2006-11-10, 15:32
Argus Argus is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

Quote:
Originally Posted by RogueWarheart
quote:Originally posted by Ravenman:

i beat off into your shampoo bottle this morning...sorry


you win this thread.
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Old 2006-11-10, 15:43
jvm222 jvm222 is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

I just got off the phone with your dad. Your mom has been in a serious car accident and died.

Always a mood changer
 #17 
Old 2006-11-10, 15:44
pyroman5000 pyroman5000 is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

"im cold come warm me up"
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Old 2006-11-10, 16:15
BleedMeAnOcean BleedMeAnOcean is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

Is it creepy that i've said all of these things in a text at one time or another?

Nah not really.



I miss you like fuck and thats alot....

thats a good one i believe.
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Old 2006-11-10, 17:51
chubbyman25 chubbyman25 is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

quote:Originally posted by blackcat:

"I just wanted to let you know... I'm putting on my wizards hat and robes..."

If she don't laugh... Oh well. I laughed.

Seriously though, just tell her that you miss her.
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Old 2006-11-10, 19:21
A-dam A-dam is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

Not something too "mushy".

"Thinking about you babe"

or

"Thinking about ya"

Who doesnt like the idea of someone thinking of them? It should lift her spirits. Simple, but effective.
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Old 2006-11-10, 19:25
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Florida, US
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Heres a hint. Downloading a clever/sincere/sweet message off of totse and then sending it to her isnt clevee, sincere, or sweet. Ultimately, it's beyond pathetic

If you're not even capable of basic flirting with your partner, then you dont deserve to be in a relationship.
 #22 
Old 2006-11-10, 20:19
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Wyoming, USA
Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

Never sent a text. ^^
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Old 2006-11-10, 21:49
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

also never sent a text but something along the lines of

*I ran over your cat, ps have a great day at work...tool'
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Old 2006-11-11, 01:45
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Saskatchewan
Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

Just say "Can't get enough of that Sugar Crisp... you can never get enough!"

If she doesn't appreciate you then she isn't worth it.
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Old 2006-11-11, 03:03
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Detroit Rock City
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HAI.

lol y u stab me?

kthxbai
 #26 
Old 2006-11-11, 03:12
gogetalife13579 gogetalife13579 is offline
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Default Re: whats a funny/nice thing to say in a txt..

*honks clown horn*
 
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