lately at drunk college parties there have been a lot of chicks who either have STDs or are fat that come up to me and try to get me to fuck them pretty much.

ive turned all of them down cuz i dont want any shitty pieces of ass but i havent really found a way to do it without offending them.

can anyone help me out here?

don't worry, just start talking as you normally would.

problem solved.

bats, molotov cocktails, tanks, M-16's...



oh wait, yes, non-violent

Just say something like, "Sorry, I'd like to not get tested first thing tomorrow morning!"

"I'm on the rag"

either

"bitch GTFO"

or

"im gay"

or

"aids lawl"

tell them they are gross in a very serious way. most girls get very offended and cry if you really mean it. Its fucked up and you feel bad but u got them gross ugos off u

Maybe you need to hang out someplace else instead of finding a way to gently turn these girls down.

Just a thought.

Ask them if their favorite color is roast beef.

Seriously.

Throw cookies/ham on the ground and run?

But really, talk in a non-flirty/non-insterested way, unless they're damn desperate they'll get the message, I think?

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

Ask them if their favorite color is roast beef.

Seriously.

This is the winningest post ever written.

Act really bored or act like you've got stuff to do. Ignore them completely, or just blow them off. Don't talk to them.

That, or tell them you're waiting on your girlfriend to show up.

quote:Originally posted by Piranha:

i dont want any shitty pieces of ass but i havent really found a way to do it without offending them.

can anyone help me out here?

say you really like her but unfortunately you already have a girlfriend.