I find that I preform better if I drink a few beers, not only that but it becomes so much more fun. As you can blame the alcohol for the slapping, pulling, pushing, smacking, poking, spitting, and other fun things to do while drunk and fucking.

So I would like for you all to add a little of your own experiance with sex and alcohol.

Thanks.

one time me and my bitch were going at it, and then she was all "remember that moron 5ar-intox that asked that stupid question on that one website" and I was all "yeah" and she was all "k"

Moving to S&A.

Christ. Can't people read anymore?

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I can't orgasm when I'm drunk.

Drinking as an excuse to be a jackal, not exactly a new idea.

I don't much care one way or the other as far as a couple drinks go.

quote:Originally posted by 5ar-intox:

I find that I preform better if I drink a few beers, not only that but it becomes so much more fun. As you can blame the alcohol for the slapping, pulling, pushing, smacking, poking, spitting, and other fun things to do while drunk and fucking.



You mean you dont do those sober? What a pussy.

I had always figured it wouldn't work if I was shit faced drunk. Recently proved myself wrong. I was pretty stoked on that.

I used to like the combination because it lowers inhibitions so nicely (for both people involved) and really can get you into the mood much faster, but since last saturday, I've been really pissed off.

I was getting laid at a party and was soo drunk that it took me forever and a day to actually get it up, despite VERY hot efforts by the girl. I was extremely turned on, but just so incredebly drunk that it took a bj to actually get me there. and I didn't cum either. *frowns*

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

I was getting laid at a party and was soo drunk that it took me forever and a day to actually get it up, despite VERY hot efforts by the girl. I was extremely turned on, but just so incredebly drunk that it took a bj to actually get me there. and I didn't cum either. *frowns*

Don't fret man, I was in the exact same situation about two weeks ago when I drank a shitload on an empty stomach. It was the first time I've had sex in such an intoxicated state.. usually i'd have passed out by that point. Long story short, it took forever to even get it up. Once I got it, it was hard to keep it. I didn't cum, and ended up finishing her off with oral.

Smaller amounts of alcohol, just enough to be buzzed, seem to be great. Being totally shitfaced numb with the room spinning just didn't work very well for me, personally.

drunk sex=sloppy sex

sloppy sex=you suck

therefore, drunk sex=you suck.

It's called a hypothetical syllogism.

So basically cutting the shit... he has a few beers then whacks off and starts beating his hand and spitting on it and calling it rude names?

At a party, I started fucking while I was really drunk, and I kind of fell aslepp/ passed out. She kept going on top of me in the middle of the living room floor, and I STAYED hard in my sleep. I don't know if she got off or what, but she did it long enough- so i guess she was enjoying herself.

CaspeR

Drunk sex used to be really bad cause I could never get it up, let alone be interested in sex. When I drink all I usually think about is drinking more. Since I discovered viagra drunk sex has been great.

What I don't like is my girlfriend being drunk, that always ends in her feeling "sick", complaining of the ceiling spinning, wanting to go to sleep, ect. That, and if I'm not drunk at the same time I feel like some sort of sexual predator.

quote:Originally posted by Captain Asshat:

Don't fret man, I was in the exact same situation about two weeks ago when I drank a shitload on an empty stomach. It was the first time I've had sex in such an intoxicated state.. usually i'd have passed out by that point. Long story short, it took forever to even get it up. Once I got it, it was hard to keep it. I didn't cum, and ended up finishing her off with oral.

Smaller amounts of alcohol, just enough to be buzzed, seem to be great. Being totally shitfaced numb with the room spinning just didn't work very well for me, personally.



yes, I have to agree with you. I think small amounts of alcohol, just enough to get tipsy, go very well with sex. but anything beyond that, it's viagra or frustration.

if I wanna keep doing that, I'll have to ask my dealer if he has the little blue pills...

I like that i can last a lot longer when i'm drunk. I usually don't get too sloppy... but being too drunk to get it up sucks.

sex is best enjoyed sober, there's a reason for songs like too drunk to fuck

Sex on 'Sinthe is awesome...even if it's just vanilla.