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 #1 
Old 2006-11-09, 18:54
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Default My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

I never truly realized how lucky I am to have the girl that is my girlfriend. She is so awesome, yet I dont treat her even 1/4 as good as she treats me.

She buys me things, usually more expensive things for no reason all the time, and when it isnt something more expensive, she brings me energy drinks, my favorite iced tea, snacks, useful items in which she knows that I will use and that I like...whatever it may be, and it always makes me smile and feel good. She is so damn nice and caring. She will do so much for me in a day and all she wants at the end of the day is for me to fall asleep with her and hold her. She tries to call of work to be with me. She comes home from college all the time to be with me. I cant think of much that she wouldnt do for me.

She is a true redhead...not the orange-like hair, not too red, and not really ginger...and all be damn what people say about redheads are true: she is amazing in the bed, forest, treehouse, car/truck, resturant, wherever it may be. Number one, she was a pure virgin. She never even KISSED a guy before. This was a turnoff for me because I thought she would be horrible at everything. Well, I personally ripped her open and it was all my pleasure to do so. A girl who was never touched by another man until she meets me...its a fucking amazing feeling.

Besides taking her virginity, she is open to everything which was weird to me because she was never even kissed by another guy. Anyway...she lets me do anything. Cum in her vagina, thats a given. Cum in her anal cavity. Cum in her mouth...she is working on swallowing (she can take about half of my load so far and we have only been together for 3 months). Cum anywhere I want. I havent tried cumming in her eye yet but I might try it soon.

She licks my asshole aka rimjob...she fingers my asshole. She sucks on my testes, and she caresses them. She bites my nipples/neck/etc. She sucks on my tongue which gets me hot and sweaty. The best is when she lets me tie her up and do whatever I want to her and it is fun as hell...I can gag her with my dick, I can stick my tongue down her throat, fuck her hard in the ass then stick it in her mouth, I can tease her to the point where she is begging me to fuck her but I can just let her lay there, I can cum on her lips and watch her lick my sperm off of her lips...anything that I can thing of, she has let me without a problem. On the other side, we can make love, romantically and emotionally involved and it is great. We both will just look into each others eyes and the connection it seems we have is weird to me cause I normally dont have this with anyone else. She lights up the candles, i put some music on, and I give her a massage and by the end of that we are both aroused and we turn the music off so we can hear all the noises we make, intentional or not.

The only sad thing about this is that I am a stupid fucking loser who doesnt respect anything and I have cheated on her, in the very beginning of our relationship. I tried to gather up any remaining respect I had for other people and fessed up, and she cried and cried and cried. I felt like a total piece of worthless shit, which is incredibly hard for me to feel about myself. I am just typing this because I feel so happy to be with her and what she does for me is...astounding. Thanks for reading.
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Old 2006-11-09, 18:58
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

quote:Originally posted by almightyares:

fuck her hard in the ass then stick it in her mouth

Yeah, who cares about being healthy and sanitary and stuff.
 #3 
Old 2006-11-09, 19:06
Vegetable Man Vegetable Man is offline
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Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

(Apostles)

What's the buzz

Tell me what's a-happening

(Jesus)

Why should you want to know?

Don't you mind about the future

Don't you try to think ahead

Save tomorrow for tomorrow

Think about today instead

I could give you facts and figures

I could give you plans and forecasts

Even tell you where I'm going

(Apostles)

When do we

Ride to Jerusalem?

(Jesus)

Why should you want to know

Why are you obsessed with fighting

Times and fates you can't defy?

If you knew the path we're riding

You'd understand it less than I

(Apostles)

What's the buzz

Tell me what's happening

(Mary Magdalene)

Let me try

To cool down your face a bit

(Jesus)

That feels nice, so nice

Mary, oooh, that is good

While you prattle through your supper

Where and when and who and how

She alone has tried to give me

What I need right here and now

(Apostles)

What's the buzz

Tell me what's happening

(Judas)

It's a strange thing

Mystifying

That a man like you

Can waste his time

With women of her kind

I can understand that she amuses you

But to let her stroke you

Kiss your hair

Is hardly in your line

It's not that I object

To her profession

But it doesn't seem to square

With what you do or say

It doesn't help

If you're inconsistant

They only need a small excuse

To put us all away

(Jesus)

Who are you

To criticize her?

Who are you

To despise her?

Leave her, leave her

Let her be now

Leave her, leave her

She's with me now

If your slate is clean

Then you can throw stones

If your slate is not

Then leave her alone!

I'm amazed that men like you

Can be so shallow, thick, and slow

There is not a man among you

Who knows or cares if I come or go

(Apostles, except Judas)

No you are wrong

You're very wrong

How can you say that!

How can you say that!

(Jesus)

Not one, not one of you!
 #4 
Old 2006-11-09, 19:09
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D!cks are for my friends
Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

Hmmm...well who cares how sanitary it is when its so fun to do?

And vegetable...are you on crack?
 #5 
Old 2006-11-09, 19:10
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

quote:Originally posted by almightyares:

Hmmm...well who cares how sanitary it is when its so fun to do?

Anyone who's not a dickface.
 #6 
Old 2006-11-09, 19:53
BigFishy BigFishy is offline
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If you love her, you'll kill yourself. She'll be better off without you.
 #7 
Old 2006-11-09, 19:55
Ripsaw3689 Ripsaw3689 is offline
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maybe you can do something good for her, show up to her house with a rose and take her out to dinner, make her feel appriciated. thats my input on all this
 #8 
Old 2006-11-09, 20:00
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D!cks are for my friends
Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

Yeah, I can do that. The moral of my thread is...? Im just happy to have someone like her.
 #9 
Old 2006-11-09, 20:06
Ming Ming is offline
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Troll
 #10 
Old 2006-11-09, 21:51
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Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

quote:Originally posted by almightyares:

I never truly realized how lucky I am to have the girl that is my girlfriend. She is so awesome, yet I dont treat her even 1/4 as good as she treats me.

She buys me things, usually more expensive things for no reason all the time, and when it isnt something more expensive, she brings me energy drinks, my favorite iced tea, snacks, useful items in which she knows that I will use and that I like...whatever it may be, and it always makes me smile and feel good. She is so damn nice and caring. She will do so much for me in a day and all she wants at the end of the day is for me to fall asleep with her and hold her. She tries to call of work to be with me. She comes home from college all the time to be with me. I cant think of much that she wouldnt do for me.

She is a true redhead...not the orange-like hair, not too red, and not really ginger...and all be damn what people say about redheads are true: she is amazing in the bed, forest, treehouse, car/truck, resturant, wherever it may be. Number one, she was a pure virgin. She never even KISSED a guy before. This was a turnoff for me because I thought she would be horrible at everything. Well, I personally ripped her open and it was all my pleasure to do so. A girl who was never touched by another man until she meets me...its a fucking amazing feeling.

Besides taking her virginity, she is open to everything which was weird to me because she was never even kissed by another guy. Anyway...she lets me do anything. Cum in her vagina, thats a given. Cum in her anal cavity. Cum in her mouth...she is working on swallowing (she can take about half of my load so far and we have only been together for 3 months). Cum anywhere I want. I havent tried cumming in her eye yet but I might try it soon.

She licks my asshole aka rimjob...she fingers my asshole. She sucks on my testes, and she caresses them. She bites my nipples/neck/etc. She sucks on my tongue which gets me hot and sweaty. The best is when she lets me tie her up and do whatever I want to her and it is fun as hell...I can gag her with my dick, I can stick my tongue down her throat, fuck her hard in the ass then stick it in her mouth, I can tease her to the point where she is begging me to fuck her but I can just let her lay there, I can cum on her lips and watch her lick my sperm off of her lips...anything that I can thing of, she has let me without a problem. On the other side, we can make love, romantically and emotionally involved and it is great. We both will just look into each others eyes and the connection it seems we have is weird to me cause I normally dont have this with anyone else. She lights up the candles, i put some music on, and I give her a massage and by the end of that we are both aroused and we turn the music off so we can hear all the noises we make, intentional or not.

The only sad thing about this is that I am a stupid fucking loser who doesnt respect anything and I have cheated on her, in the very beginning of our relationship. I tried to gather up any remaining respect I had for other people and fessed up, and she cried and cried and cried. I felt like a total piece of worthless shit, which is incredibly hard for me to feel about myself. I am just typing this because I feel so happy to be with her and what she does for me is...astounding. Thanks for reading.

damn, my ex was exactly like that.then we hit 2 years, and she turned out to be a psycho bitch. at the worst part she didnt even let me talk to other girls.

enjoy it while you can, you never know whats gonna happen.
 #11 
Old 2006-11-09, 22:30
deathtojack deathtojack is offline
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Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

Don't be such a pussy.
 #12 
Old 2006-11-10, 01:36
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Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

This thread is useless without pics of said anal cavity.
 #13 
Old 2006-11-10, 01:54
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New Zealand
Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

Odd, my girlfriend is awesome and so am I. cool huh?
 #14 
Old 2006-11-10, 02:07
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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telling her was a dumb idea. honesty is not always the best policy. anyway it was so long ago. you knew it would hurt her; you shouldn't have told her.
 #15 
Old 2006-11-10, 02:11
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

quote:Originally posted by almightyares:

Cum in her anal cavity. Cum in her mouth.

Dude.. I've done that to nuns. PS You called her ass an anal cavity what is the deal with that are you slow?
 #16 
Old 2006-11-10, 03:56
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Judas song = awesome
 #17 
Old 2006-11-10, 05:08
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Originally posted by almightyares:

Cum in her anal cavity. Cum in her mouth.

Dude.. I've done that to nuns. PS You called her ass an anal cavity what is the deal with that are you slow?

No no.. you're joking right? A nun? That's like a fantasy.
 #18 
Old 2006-11-10, 05:15
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I had what you had, mate. It didn't end well. Don't make my mistake. It's time to change.

And yeah, you can do that. It's all about making an effort.

PS, yes, you are extremely lucky to have an innocent, sweet, horny and impressionable sex bomb wrapped around your cock.

[This message has been edited by stab (edited 11-10-2006).]
 #19 
Old 2006-11-10, 05:17
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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bah, i wish i had a girl like that. actually, i wish i had a girl.
 #20 
Old 2006-11-10, 05:52
ajardoor ajardoor is offline
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I was expecting a Bel-Air at the end of the OP...
 #21 
Old 2006-11-10, 09:47
Argus Argus is offline
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you really are a stupid fucking loser, as you so eloquently said yourself.
 #22 
Old 2006-11-10, 10:04
Zoe Zoe is offline
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Hmm.. Well.. At least you can admit she's great and you're a turd?

Yes, how about you just stop being a prick and start doing things for her that she'll appreciate.
 #23 
Old 2006-11-10, 10:16
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Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

Thats ok. She can come and liv with me.
 #24 
Old 2006-11-10, 10:58
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D!cks are for my friends
Default Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface

Well, I say anal cavity because im sick of saying "butt" or "anus" or "asshole".

It is true...I can picture in my mind what is going to happen: I will never cheat on her again, but in time she will become so worried that I will do it again that she will become psycho bitch like stated before and it will not work out.

I will try and get a pic of the anal cavity. Do you want her anal cavity gaping from my dick being in there or do you want it at normal size?

I know honesty isnt the best policy, but I would want her to tell me if she would cheat on me. I felt like it was my duty to tell her what happened.

Yeah life goes on.
 
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