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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-11-09, 18:54
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D!cks are for my friends
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My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
I never truly realized how lucky I am to have the girl that is my girlfriend. She is so awesome, yet I dont treat her even 1/4 as good as she treats me.
She buys me things, usually more expensive things for no reason all the time, and when it isnt something more expensive, she brings me energy drinks, my favorite iced tea, snacks, useful items in which she knows that I will use and that I like...whatever it may be, and it always makes me smile and feel good. She is so damn nice and caring. She will do so much for me in a day and all she wants at the end of the day is for me to fall asleep with her and hold her. She tries to call of work to be with me. She comes home from college all the time to be with me. I cant think of much that she wouldnt do for me.
She is a true redhead...not the orange-like hair, not too red, and not really ginger...and all be damn what people say about redheads are true: she is amazing in the bed, forest, treehouse, car/truck, resturant, wherever it may be. Number one, she was a pure virgin. She never even KISSED a guy before. This was a turnoff for me because I thought she would be horrible at everything. Well, I personally ripped her open and it was all my pleasure to do so. A girl who was never touched by another man until she meets me...its a fucking amazing feeling.
Besides taking her virginity, she is open to everything which was weird to me because she was never even kissed by another guy. Anyway...she lets me do anything. Cum in her vagina, thats a given. Cum in her anal cavity. Cum in her mouth...she is working on swallowing (she can take about half of my load so far and we have only been together for 3 months). Cum anywhere I want. I havent tried cumming in her eye yet but I might try it soon.
She licks my asshole aka rimjob...she fingers my asshole. She sucks on my testes, and she caresses them. She bites my nipples/neck/etc. She sucks on my tongue which gets me hot and sweaty. The best is when she lets me tie her up and do whatever I want to her and it is fun as hell...I can gag her with my dick, I can stick my tongue down her throat, fuck her hard in the ass then stick it in her mouth, I can tease her to the point where she is begging me to fuck her but I can just let her lay there, I can cum on her lips and watch her lick my sperm off of her lips...anything that I can thing of, she has let me without a problem. On the other side, we can make love, romantically and emotionally involved and it is great. We both will just look into each others eyes and the connection it seems we have is weird to me cause I normally dont have this with anyone else. She lights up the candles, i put some music on, and I give her a massage and by the end of that we are both aroused and we turn the music off so we can hear all the noises we make, intentional or not.
The only sad thing about this is that I am a stupid fucking loser who doesnt respect anything and I have cheated on her, in the very beginning of our relationship. I tried to gather up any remaining respect I had for other people and fessed up, and she cried and cried and cried. I felt like a total piece of worthless shit, which is incredibly hard for me to feel about myself. I am just typing this because I feel so happy to be with her and what she does for me is...astounding. Thanks for reading.
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#2
 2006-11-09, 18:58
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Twisted_Ferret 
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
quote:Originally posted by almightyares:
fuck her hard in the ass then stick it in her mouth
Yeah, who cares about being healthy and sanitary and stuff.
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#3
 2006-11-09, 19:06
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Vegetable Man 
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
(Apostles)
What's the buzz
Tell me what's a-happening
(Jesus)
Why should you want to know?
Don't you mind about the future
Don't you try to think ahead
Save tomorrow for tomorrow
Think about today instead
I could give you facts and figures
I could give you plans and forecasts
Even tell you where I'm going
(Apostles)
When do we
Ride to Jerusalem?
(Jesus)
Why should you want to know
Why are you obsessed with fighting
Times and fates you can't defy?
If you knew the path we're riding
You'd understand it less than I
(Apostles)
What's the buzz
Tell me what's happening
(Mary Magdalene)
Let me try
To cool down your face a bit
(Jesus)
That feels nice, so nice
Mary, oooh, that is good
While you prattle through your supper
Where and when and who and how
She alone has tried to give me
What I need right here and now
(Apostles)
What's the buzz
Tell me what's happening
(Judas)
It's a strange thing
Mystifying
That a man like you
Can waste his time
With women of her kind
I can understand that she amuses you
But to let her stroke you
Kiss your hair
Is hardly in your line
It's not that I object
To her profession
But it doesn't seem to square
With what you do or say
It doesn't help
If you're inconsistant
They only need a small excuse
To put us all away
(Jesus)
Who are you
To criticize her?
Who are you
To despise her?
Leave her, leave her
Let her be now
Leave her, leave her
She's with me now
If your slate is clean
Then you can throw stones
If your slate is not
Then leave her alone!
I'm amazed that men like you
Can be so shallow, thick, and slow
There is not a man among you
Who knows or cares if I come or go
(Apostles, except Judas)
No you are wrong
You're very wrong
How can you say that!
How can you say that!
(Jesus)
Not one, not one of you!
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#4
 2006-11-09, 19:09
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D!cks are for my friends
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Hmmm...well who cares how sanitary it is when its so fun to do?
And vegetable...are you on crack?
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#5
 2006-11-09, 19:10
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Twisted_Ferret 
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
quote:Originally posted by almightyares:
Hmmm...well who cares how sanitary it is when its so fun to do?
Anyone who's not a dickface.
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#6
 2006-11-09, 19:53
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
If you love her, you'll kill yourself. She'll be better off without you.
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#7
 2006-11-09, 19:55
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
maybe you can do something good for her, show up to her house with a rose and take her out to dinner, make her feel appriciated. thats my input on all this
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#8
 2006-11-09, 20:00
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D!cks are for my friends
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Yeah, I can do that. The moral of my thread is...? Im just happy to have someone like her.
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#9
 2006-11-09, 20:06
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Ming 
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Troll
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#10
 2006-11-09, 21:51
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
quote:Originally posted by almightyares:
I never truly realized how lucky I am to have the girl that is my girlfriend. She is so awesome, yet I dont treat her even 1/4 as good as she treats me.
She buys me things, usually more expensive things for no reason all the time, and when it isnt something more expensive, she brings me energy drinks, my favorite iced tea, snacks, useful items in which she knows that I will use and that I like...whatever it may be, and it always makes me smile and feel good. She is so damn nice and caring. She will do so much for me in a day and all she wants at the end of the day is for me to fall asleep with her and hold her. She tries to call of work to be with me. She comes home from college all the time to be with me. I cant think of much that she wouldnt do for me.
She is a true redhead...not the orange-like hair, not too red, and not really ginger...and all be damn what people say about redheads are true: she is amazing in the bed, forest, treehouse, car/truck, resturant, wherever it may be. Number one, she was a pure virgin. She never even KISSED a guy before. This was a turnoff for me because I thought she would be horrible at everything. Well, I personally ripped her open and it was all my pleasure to do so. A girl who was never touched by another man until she meets me...its a fucking amazing feeling.
Besides taking her virginity, she is open to everything which was weird to me because she was never even kissed by another guy. Anyway...she lets me do anything. Cum in her vagina, thats a given. Cum in her anal cavity. Cum in her mouth...she is working on swallowing (she can take about half of my load so far and we have only been together for 3 months). Cum anywhere I want. I havent tried cumming in her eye yet but I might try it soon.
She licks my asshole aka rimjob...she fingers my asshole. She sucks on my testes, and she caresses them. She bites my nipples/neck/etc. She sucks on my tongue which gets me hot and sweaty. The best is when she lets me tie her up and do whatever I want to her and it is fun as hell...I can gag her with my dick, I can stick my tongue down her throat, fuck her hard in the ass then stick it in her mouth, I can tease her to the point where she is begging me to fuck her but I can just let her lay there, I can cum on her lips and watch her lick my sperm off of her lips...anything that I can thing of, she has let me without a problem. On the other side, we can make love, romantically and emotionally involved and it is great. We both will just look into each others eyes and the connection it seems we have is weird to me cause I normally dont have this with anyone else. She lights up the candles, i put some music on, and I give her a massage and by the end of that we are both aroused and we turn the music off so we can hear all the noises we make, intentional or not.
The only sad thing about this is that I am a stupid fucking loser who doesnt respect anything and I have cheated on her, in the very beginning of our relationship. I tried to gather up any remaining respect I had for other people and fessed up, and she cried and cried and cried. I felt like a total piece of worthless shit, which is incredibly hard for me to feel about myself. I am just typing this because I feel so happy to be with her and what she does for me is...astounding. Thanks for reading.
damn, my ex was exactly like that.then we hit 2 years, and she turned out to be a psycho bitch. at the worst part she didnt even let me talk to other girls.
enjoy it while you can, you never know whats gonna happen.
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#11
 2006-11-09, 22:30
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Don't be such a pussy.
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#12
 2006-11-10, 01:36
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
This thread is useless without pics of said anal cavity.
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#13
 2006-11-10, 01:54
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Odd, my girlfriend is awesome and so am I. cool huh?
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#14
 2006-11-10, 02:07
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
telling her was a dumb idea. honesty is not always the best policy. anyway it was so long ago. you knew it would hurt her; you shouldn't have told her.
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#15
 2006-11-10, 02:11
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
quote:Originally posted by almightyares:
Cum in her anal cavity. Cum in her mouth.
Dude.. I've done that to nuns. PS You called her ass an anal cavity what is the deal with that are you slow?
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#16
 2006-11-10, 03:56
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Judas song = awesome
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#17
 2006-11-10, 05:08
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ZeroMalarki 
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:
Originally posted by almightyares:
Cum in her anal cavity. Cum in her mouth.
Dude.. I've done that to nuns. PS You called her ass an anal cavity what is the deal with that are you slow?
No no.. you're joking right? A nun? That's like a fantasy.
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#18
 2006-11-10, 05:15
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stab 
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
I had what you had, mate. It didn't end well. Don't make my mistake. It's time to change.
And yeah, you can do that. It's all about making an effort.
PS, yes, you are extremely lucky to have an innocent, sweet, horny and impressionable sex bomb wrapped around your cock.
[This message has been edited by stab (edited 11-10-2006).]
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#19
 2006-11-10, 05:17
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
bah, i wish i had a girl like that. actually, i wish i had a girl.
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#20
 2006-11-10, 05:52
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ajardoor 
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
I was expecting a Bel-Air at the end of the OP...
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#21
 2006-11-10, 09:47
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
you really are a stupid fucking loser, as you so eloquently said yourself.
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#22
 2006-11-10, 10:04
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Zoe 
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Hmm.. Well.. At least you can admit she's great and you're a turd?
Yes, how about you just stop being a prick and start doing things for her that she'll appreciate.
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#23
 2006-11-10, 10:16
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Thats ok. She can come and liv with me.
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#24
 2006-11-10, 10:58
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D!cks are for my friends
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Re: My gf is the shit...yet I am a dickface
Well, I say anal cavity because im sick of saying "butt" or "anus" or "asshole".
It is true...I can picture in my mind what is going to happen: I will never cheat on her again, but in time she will become so worried that I will do it again that she will become psycho bitch like stated before and it will not work out.
I will try and get a pic of the anal cavity. Do you want her anal cavity gaping from my dick being in there or do you want it at normal size?
I know honesty isnt the best policy, but I would want her to tell me if she would cheat on me. I felt like it was my duty to tell her what happened.
Yeah life goes on.
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