girth or length? whats more important to girls?

In regards to what?!?!

Wallet size.

in regards to my pen0r

You could have the most epic penis in the meta-verse, but if you can't work it, consider it useless.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

girth or length? whats more important to girls?

The guy that's on the end of it? ha



But seriously, size doesn't matter too much, as long as its not a pin. Girth maybe? I dunno things that are in good proportions are always best

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

girth or length? whats more important to girls?

Are you expecting some girl to say

"Lulz I like em big and fat!!1"

?

That's pretty fucking stupid, if so.



To be honest, a dick aint the prettiest thing in the world, so I dont really give them much thougt.

It really is how you use it. And if you cant use it right, you better learn how to use your fingers and tounge.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

in regards to my pen0r

The fact that it stays as far away from me as it can get?

(you asked for that one...:P)

to answer: girth...imo

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

The fact that it stays as far away from me as it can get?



Ouch!

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

The fact that it stays as far away from me as it can get?

(you asked for that one...:P)



*wipes the mix of coffee and snot off his laptop*

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

To be honest, a dick aint the prettiest thing in the world, so I dont really give them much thougt.

Who cares about aesthetics? It's gonna be hidden away most of the time anyway

If I was a girl, I would pleasure myself on the bus... Ive always hated bus journeys, they seem like such a waste of time. You're just sitting there, not even driving, waiting until you get to your destination. If you could have fun, besides reading a book or listening to music or spitting little bits of your bus ticket into the hair of the person in front of you, then it would make the bus journey a lot more worthwhile.

Sorry, was that off-topic??!??!?

never thought about it. i guess neither.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

never thought about it. i guess neither.

If its not the x,y or z, then it must be the Δ and Ε!

quote:Originally posted by z.neocide:

If its not the x,y or z, then it must be the Δ and Ε!



are you mocking my stupidity?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



are you mocking my stupidity?

I seriously doubt any of us have ever considered you stupid.

Ehh I don't really care much

Lulz I like em big and fat!!1

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

The fact that it stays as far away from me as it can get?

(you asked for that one...:P)



lol, ouch!



quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Are you expecting some girl to say

"Lulz I like em big and fat!!1"

?

That's pretty fucking stupid, if so.



i dont know where you pulled that from.

this was just a hypothetical because im bored, not because i needed to know.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

to answer: girth...imo

that's nice. girth is my strong point

I'm happy. Girth, length, firmness, talent. I know for a fact i'm above average, hell i've even got a tongue like XXXX XXXXXXXX* and as dexterous as a little piano girls fingers.

*But I don't exactly show it off, because that's a major turn off.

BUT I CAN ONLY LAST FOR ABOUT 10-15 MINUTES BEFORE I CUM

On the other hand, If I wank prior I last longer. LOL PUN.

Good thing is that I don't go soft until stimulation stops, including after coming.

But then again, I'M REALLY PALE AND NEED TO GET RID OF OMGWTF BABY BEER BELLY

Also, I don't like it how my wilkins has a massive throbbing vein.

Oh yeah, and i'm pretty sure im infertile.

Blunt force trauma many times a year over the span of 6 years kind of infertile.

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

that's nice. girth is my strong point

That translates to having a short penis, no matter how pretty you want to make it sound

quote:Originally posted by KwinnieBogan:

Also, I don't like it how my wilkins has a massive throbbing vein.

The thing fills with blood, of course it has a fucking vein in it. Anyone being weirded out by it should be thrown out the window for being a moronic waste of sperm

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

...or spitting little bits of your bus ticket into the hair of the person in front of you, then it would make the bus journey a lot more worthwhile.





Just dont do it with a fucking return ticket. I've self pwned soo many ways like that.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

If I was a girl, I would pleasure myself on the bus... Ive always hated bus journeys, they seem like such a waste of time. You're just sitting there, not even driving, waiting until you get to your destination. If you could have fun, besides reading a book or listening to music or spitting little bits of your bus ticket into the hair of the person in front of you, then it would make the bus journey a lot more worthwhile.

Sorry, was that off-topic??!??!?

Whats stopping you as a guy?

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

Whats stopping you as a guy?

He's not a real man.

I know people consider this a "dumb question", but it isn't really.

Men and women's thought patterns are beyond different and all we can do is assume people think as we do.

This is good and bad, but in this case, males assume women share their importance of looks and body parts.

So it's not shocking, in fact, very logical that males ask this.

In the end, if you're a caring, honest good guy, it's the last thing you're going to run into trouble with.

(I'm an 18 year old guy btw)

Good oral sex.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

Whats stopping you as a guy?

I dont take the bus... I have a motorbike, and both hands are usually necessary.

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean

I don't know why guys care about it so much. It's not like you get to go pick out a new one.