joke thread...

I doubt sperm survive longer than a few minutes outside of the human body (but who knows?).

So really, it is likely that you could get your sister knocked up, as well as your mother.

Then you'd have one fucked up family, eh?

HIGHLY unlikely. in fact, there's only one occurrence in history i can think of. hint: santa.

edit - but do the world a favor and clean up after yourself.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 11-09-2006).]

depends on whether you've got ninja sperm or loser sperm

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

HIGHLY unlikely. in fact, there's only one occurrence in history i can think of. hint: santa.

edit - but do the world a favor and clean up after yourself.





Ya Lauren, usually I do, I thought I was home alone and turns out my sister skipped school that day.

I realize sperm dies off quick, but she went into the bathroom RIGHT after I got out.

Also im embarassed becuase she probobly heard me wackin off (her room is next over)

meh....peace,

Nikkuh

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:



Ya Lauren, usually I do, I thought I was home alone and turns out my sister skipped school that day.

I realize sperm dies off quick, but she went into the bathroom RIGHT after I got out.

Also im embarassed becuase she probobly heard me wackin off (her room is next over)

meh....peace,

Nikkuh



yeah, but women dont put their vaginas directly ON the toilet seat. only the leg/butt touches.

also, there's no shame in whacking off, so stop worrying. as long as you're not being loud and obvious, a little fap fap noise should not be an issue.

Listen to Lauren Your'll be fine.

1. You should use google or webmd to find the truth. I would do it, but I'm lazy

2. If you lifted the seat when you pee this would not be an isue.

Sperm dies when it hits oxygen.

Getting the outside of the vagina wet with sperm will not cause the sperm to swim up into the egg.

That's why we have dicks, and that's why dicks squirt.

And even then, it still takes a couple tries to get a girl preggors.

quote:Originally posted by ericstotle:

Sperm dies when it hits oxygen.

Not that I remember, but I'd love if you could get some proof, please.

quote:Originally posted by ericstotle:

Getting the outside of the vagina wet with sperm will not cause the sperm to swim up into the egg.

Incorrect. While not likely, it still allows sperm to enter the vaginal passage, and thus gives a chance of impregnation.

quote:Originally posted by ericstotle:

That's why we have dicks, and that's why dicks squirt.

Actually men ejaculate to merely increase the odds of getting more sperm deeper into her womb, thus increasing the odds that she'll become impregnated.

quote:Originally posted by ericstotle:

And even then, it still takes a couple tries to get a girl preggors.

Incorrect, as well. On average, it takes a few tries, but it can (and DOES) happen on the first try. Spreading this kind of misinformation WILL cause problems for someone, someday.

Please be MUCH MORE careful when you spread this kind of misinformation, alright?

What the hell, dude, no.

And hooray on this turning into a 'how easy is it to get pregnant' dabate. Of coure, all of those with textbook minds and no experience will be chugging for the 'easy' side.

Fucking morons.

Don't say preggors you fucking dumbshits.

Sperm can survive outside of the body for a few days IF the semen doesn't dry up (which it usually does).

Gus, for the second one, the chances of getting a girl pregnant from a few drops of semen on the outside of her vagina is near impossible. That is why I stated that you can't.

For the third one, I implied that the male dick was used to increase the odds of impregnating a woman.

For the fourth one, I think it's pretty obvious that you can get pregnant on the first try, but not likely.

But I may be the wrong on the first one, I concede.

quote:Originally posted by ericstotle:

male dick

What, do the females in your area have dicks?

What's with the redundancy?

[This message has been edited by DiStOrTiOn (edited 11-09-2006).]

Actually, sperm can survive a maximum of 24 hours outside of the body and up to 10 days inside a woman.

Only if your sister had been masturbating also.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:



Goddamnit Gus, you seriously know waaay too much about the scientific details of all of this..

quote:Originally posted by Cuban:

Actually, sperm can survive a maximum of 24 hours outside of the body and up to 10 days inside a woman.

i was watching a show on autopsy awhile back and the Medical Examiner said that sperm can survive for up to 72 hrs outside of the body...im no doctor so i dont know

1.your piss would have killed the semen.

2. she wouldn't place her vagina on the toilet seat.

3. if she saw crap on the seat, unless she is nasty, she would have wiped it off.

Apart from the first post, I didnt read this thread... however;

CLEAN THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT!

There is no possible way of getting your sister pregnant from this.

You'll be ok as long as you stop thinking about your sister every time you whack off in the fricking toilet you inbred.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Goddamnit Gus, you seriously know waaay too much about the scientific details of all of this..

Those who can't, teach.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

You'll be ok as long as you stop thinking about your sister every time you whack off in the fricking toilet you inbred.

Did you even read the post

Did you know that masturbation makes you go blind?

For being here a while, you sure are an ass

I noticed people telling him to wipe off the seat. How about lifting the fucking thing up?

^ Totally illogical.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Those who can't, teach.

Hahaha!! Owned.

~~~

Nearly impossibile or not, it can still happen. So next time just shove it in her tight asshole and tell her to not drip any!