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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-11-09, 02:02
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Omikcron 
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Your dream man
Ladies, share with us in great detail what your dream man would be like? Why would this make him dreamy?
It can be everything from looks, sexual performance to personalitly, what he does for a job anything and everything.
The describe if you ever met a man that was the embodiement of that fanasty or came close.
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#2
 2006-11-09, 02:30
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Gus 
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Re: Your dream man
<_< ...Well, he's gotta have a vagina.... >_>
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#3
 2006-11-09, 02:37
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Re: Your dream man
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
<_< ...Well, he's gotta have a vagina.... >_>
Two vaginas. And at least one massive breast.
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#4
 2006-11-09, 04:37
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Back In New Orleans!
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Re: Your dream man
3 vaginas. 
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#5
 2006-12-03, 10:26
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milkygaybar 
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Re: Your dream man
Heh, cool thread.
Physically:
My "Dream Man" would be taller than me, but not by too much (I'm 5"6). Have long hair, maybe just past shoulders, slightly curly or wavy. Have nice big hands. Have mesmerising eyes. I'm not interested in beefy macho men, but he shouldn't be skinnier than me, so an average build I guess. A nice shaped face is important. I like those who dress uniquely.
Not physically:
A totsean! So we could lol at all the totse jokes and discuss the latest threads and totse dramas. Silly and comedic. Spontaneous.
He'd be curious, creative, magical, adventurous, playful. Kind, thoughtful, loyal. Very open-minded. Serious only when necessary. I'd like to be invited into his own little world inside his head; that he would share with me.
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#6
 2006-12-04, 00:14
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Isobutane 
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Re: Your dream man
Physically: Tall, at least 6 foot. Faily skinny, but with little muscles, not a total weed. Thick, crazy, dark hair, a few inches long so it sort of sticks or curls out. A big, but not overly wide or stupid shaped, nose. I'd like him well dressed, noy afraid to wear slacks with braces and dress shoes or wear something classily different. Just someone with a neutral dress sense would do but. Not too vain though, euchhh.
Definitely need to be passionate about something. Either a "good" job which he enjoys a bit, or a job he totally loves. But seing as he'd probably be of school age, it doesn't matter as long as he works a little hard at school and has dreams & aspirations=]
Perhaps a totsean? Or at least have the totse sense of humour. Intelligent, and a good talker, but not super charming, smarmy or manipulative. A little bit goofy for sure.
He'd have to like art, even if he wasn't much cop at it. Similar taste in music & books with me, but have some really contrasting opinions and likes which he could argue for.
Enjoy talking, enjoy silence, enjoy doing shit and being lazy.
Must enjoy eating stupidly large quantities of food and have at least double the capacity for cider as me. It would be cool if he could out eat me, but I severely doubt anyone that could would fit the rest of the bill.
Good with english!
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#7
 2006-12-04, 00:23
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kman101 
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Re: Your dream man
quote:Originally posted by milkygaybar:
Heh, cool thread.
Physically:
My "Dream Man" would be taller than me, but not by too much (I'm 5"6). Have long hair, maybe just past shoulders, slightly curly or wavy. Have nice big hands. Have mesmerising eyes. I'm not interested in beefy macho men, but he shouldn't be skinnier than me, so an average build I guess. A nice shaped face is important. I like those who dress uniquely.
Not physically:
A totsean! So we could lol at all the totse jokes and discuss the latest threads and totse dramas. Silly and comedic. Spontaneous.
He'd be curious, creative, magical, adventurous, playful. Kind, thoughtful, loyal. Very open-minded. Serious only when necessary. I'd like to be invited into his own little world inside his head; that he would share with me.
lets see...my hair is wavy....im probly heavier than you....other than that...i got pretty much everything on that list?
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#8
 2006-12-04, 00:31
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CarbonB 
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Re: Your dream man
quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:
Physically: Tall, at least 6 foot. Faily skinny, but with little muscles, not a total weed. Thick, crazy, dark hair, a few inches long so it sort of sticks or curls out. A big, but not overly wide or stupid shaped, nose. I'd like him well dressed, noy afraid to wear slacks with braces and dress shoes or wear something classily different. Just someone with a neutral dress sense would do but. Not too vain though, euchhh.
Definitely need to be passionate about something. Either a "good" job which he enjoys a bit, or a job he totally loves. But seing as he'd probably be of school age, it doesn't matter as long as he works a little hard at school and has dreams & aspirations=]
Perhaps a totsean? Or at least have the totse sense of humour. Intelligent, and a good talker, but not super charming, smarmy or manipulative. A little bit goofy for sure.
He'd have to like art, even if he wasn't much cop at it. Similar taste in music & books with me, but have some really contrasting opinions and likes which he could argue for.
Enjoy talking, enjoy silence, enjoy doing shit and being lazy.
Must enjoy eating stupidly large quantities of food and have at least double the capacity for cider as me. It would be cool if he could out eat me, but I severely doubt anyone that could would fit the rest of the bill.
Good with english!
Have you ever seen True Life: I'm a competitive eater?
Yea, there is a white guy on that show that should fit your eating requirement. He has long hair that curls, he's white, he's taller than you, and kind of built. Might want to call him up.
As for women saying men have ideals that can't be met by the average woman, lol look at these fucking lists over here.
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#9
 2006-12-04, 00:33
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Famous Monster 
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Re: Your dream man
quote:Originally posted by milkygaybar:
Heh, cool thread.
Physically:
My "Dream Man" would be taller than me, but not by too much (I'm 5"6). Have long hair, maybe just past shoulders, slightly curly or wavy. Have nice big hands. Have mesmerising eyes. I'm not interested in beefy macho men, but he shouldn't be skinnier than me, so an average build I guess. A nice shaped face is important. I like those who dress uniquely.
Not physically:
A totsean! So we could lol at all the totse jokes and discuss the latest threads and totse dramas. Silly and comedic. Spontaneous.
He'd be curious, creative, magical, adventurous, playful. Kind, thoughtful, loyal. Very open-minded. Serious only when necessary. I'd like to be invited into his own little world inside his head; that he would share with me.
that's seriously me right there, just that i recently cut my hair, cuz boxing dont allow long hair.
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#10
 2006-12-04, 00:37
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Isobutane 
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Re: Your dream man
quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:
As for women saying men have ideals that can't be met by the average woman, lol look at these fucking lists over here.
Isn't that the point of this dream man crap?
We know we'renever going to get shit like it, but one can still hope.
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#11
 2006-12-04, 00:45
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Docta? 
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Re: Your dream man
Do any girls like guys with really short hair?? Im slowly going bald... so my hair is constantly as short as possible to hide the fact... yet most girls seem to like guys with long hair.
Am I fucked?
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#12
 2006-12-04, 01:04
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Re: Your dream man
all youn women posting the fream guy, and yet you always go for some abusive asshole.
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#13
 2006-12-04, 01:06
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Re: Your dream man
i fucked that up ^
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#14
 2006-12-04, 01:45
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Khepri 
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Re: Your dream man
I already have mine. <3 ...
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#15
 2006-12-04, 09:00
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milkygaybar 
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Re: Your dream man
Right on. Add me you guys, you sound like you'd be cool to communique with  (Famous Monster and KMAN101, but anybody is welcome to chat)
calm_beneath_castles@hotmail.com
[This message has been edited by milkygaybar (edited 12-04-2006).]
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#16
 2006-12-04, 09:06
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shiva 
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Re: Your dream man
quote:Originally posted by Khepri:
I already have mine. <3 ...
Ditto.
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#17
 2006-12-04, 09:17
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CarbonB 
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Re: Your dream man
quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:
Originally posted by CarbonB:
As for women saying men have ideals that can't be met by the average woman, lol look at these fucking lists over here.
Isn't that the point of this dream man crap?
We know we'renever going to get shit like it, but one can still hope.
I just gave you the contact for your dream man, so what are you waiting for here?
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#18
 2006-12-04, 09:49
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stab 
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Re: Your dream man
He has a vagina and tits.
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