to start i am a pretty dam good looking guy. i got a 6 pack no acne very few zits and what not, long hair average height. i am one of the coolest in my small school. im friends with all the cool boys. im nice to everyone who is nice to me. every one knows my name. im not a big talker out side of my friends and to them i am funny. i am shy to girls and people i dont know. last year one of my friends accused me of being gay (as a joke) because i never talked to girls much. so i started talking to girls on aim whitch i NEVER used. my friends made me a myspace and i decided to keep it. i never went to dances or partys until last year i went to the last dance and a few partys. i realized what i have been missing. dances and partys and just hanging out with alot of my friends was swell. i also realised that i suck and sometimes when i had nothing to think about i think of how i suck. all my friends talk about getting head and i felt that girls up and we made out for a half hour. i have never done any of that. never kissed a girl no head nothing. no im not emo or depressed. i just think of how my life could be beter. yea i could of got some girls. some girls liked me but i was afraid and didnt do any thing about it. now my friends are saying i could get so meny girls and that alot of girls like me but i dont know of any. im pritty horrable with girls. i think of what i want to happen then it never happens. im am seen as the nice guy to all the girls and i fell into the msn trap (only on aim) and im going to try what that guy said. lay off aim and talk in person for a while.

so i met this girl on myspace about 6 months ago. i knew her before but i didnt know we have so much in commen. when we met i didnt have any classes with her so we anly talked on aim. we would talk for hours about things. now we still talk and were still friends but we dont talk for hours. im sure we could. also we dont talk much in school. we got into a talk about marrage one day and she wants what i want and i want what she wants. i think we could be happily married. but if i ask her out i dont want to mess things up. she is a realy cool person and a good friend.i dont want to lose her. i feel if i ask any girl to hnag out then there would be so meny aquard pauses. thats how bad i am talking around some people.

so yea maybe by getting all my shit out ill be beter and go for a girl or somthing.

i will save you time by flaming for you

murder/suicide, go to hell, grow some balls, fucking kids, get a life, your a loser

-_O

How do you spell 'egocentric asshole' again?

He cant spell, didnt you read his post?

Dear Jesus. Here's my advice: Drop your "kewlest guy in school" mentality. You might think it makes you hot shit now, but it means nothing in real life. Professing your coolness, in fact, only makes you look like a gobshite.

Be kind to the girls at your school, even the "ugly" ones. Many of them hit a spurt later down the road and become drop dead beautiful, and will remember the guys who treated them like humans when they were still forming.

Just be yourself, drop the arrogance, and make friends with some nice girls. If you do that, my boy, you WILL get your first kiss soon.

EDIT: I eat skwerlz.

[This message has been edited by Captain Asshat (edited 11-07-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by evileye250:

i also realised that i suck and sometimes when i had nothing to think about i think of how i suck. all my friends talk about getting head and i felt that girls up and we made out for a half hour. i have never done any of that. never kissed a girl no head nothing.

I've never done any of that either. I don't think it means you suck; some people just start late. I think that's best, actually. Too many little whores and man-sluts as it is.

quote:i think of what i want to happen then it never happens.

Try to "go with the flow" more. If you're good-looking and funny, you just have to be yourself and they will come.

quote:but if i ask her out i dont want to mess things up.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

quote:i feel if i ask any girl to hnag out then there would be so meny aquard pauses. thats how bad i am talking around some people.

a.) Consider this: if you fit well together, there will be few awkward pauses. If you don't, then it doesn't matter because you wouldn't want her anyway. Just be yourself, like I said; nervousness is a suave-killer.

b.) Maybe get to know them first? If you can talk to them before you ask them out, it shouldn't be different after.

Take all this with a grain of salt. I'm awkward, socially inept, and an all-around loser. But I think it might be good advice!

WTF?



Tbh, tl;dr...



I think I got as far as "I am one of the coolest" and shut down.