ok i was getting changed the other day in P.E and as usual the nerds were being tormented.

wedgies,nipple cripples etc.

...then this kid gets his shorts pulled down by a friend of mine and hes left standing there with his dick and balls out/

however...his "balls" were tiny,like half the size of a normal pair of balls.

The torture continued until he ran out the room crying screaming "ive only got one ball,the other one didnt drop"

By now im putting my socks on and im just like wtf.

is this true?

does mike the geek only have one ball?

could he ever get it down or whatever?

i dunno about you guys but its pretty funny,although i do feel pretty bad for the kid.

hes half the man i am

ultra

Nice story. I fapped.

-|Iskalla@HalfBaked|-

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

hes half the man i am



...and that would be...which half?

i only have one testicle,lost my left one from a football injury when i was like 14 or so,i've never had any problem from only having one,i get it up normally and have 2 kids,i have a prosthetic testicle so you cant even tell im missing one, other than a long scar.

Haha. I had a friend in gradeschool that got a baseball bat to the balls and had to get it removed.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Haha. I had a friend in gradeschool that got a baseball bat to the balls and had to get it removed.

probably the most painful thing that has ever happened to me,hurt so bad i was puking,evrything swelled up like a big ass grapefruit,the doctors tried to save it but it was to badly ruptured,spent 3 weeks in the hospital

*Shudders* I used to play catcher, i have a deep seated fear of baseballs or bats anywhere near my balls...

*shivers and flees*

oh shit sorry to hear that, but this kid was saying he HAS his other testicle...

where the fuck is it?

could it have risen into his body?

im just really curious cos ive never heard anything like this.

ive heard about ruptured testicles n shit cos my friend used to skate and he split his whole sack...

but this is just fucking weird

ultra

His other testicle is stuck in his body somewhere, my Health teacher talked about it one day.

Are you in Middle school? You must be because once you get to high school, you either are mature or get there pretty quick(this is made sure by the seniors).

Imagine the party tricks you could do if you had a prosthetic testicle. Eg:

Smash it repeatedly with a hammer for money.

Turn it a full 360 degrees for money

It'd suck if you got the wrong one though.

quote:Originally posted by mysterectomy:

Imagine the party tricks you could do if you had a prosthetic testicle. Eg:

Smash it repeatedly with a hammer for money.

Turn it a full 360 degrees for money

It'd suck if you got the wrong one though.

uhh you'd probly break through the skin with a hammer.

My PE teacher only has one ball. I know this because we were discussing genital piercings before track practice and he decided to share the story wherein he has a motorcycle accident and as a result of his injuries lost a testicle and had 36 stitches on the scrotum plus various other wounds.

Definitely one of those "WTF?" moments.

quote:Originally posted by Graemy:

Are you in Middle school? You must be because once you get to high school, you either are mature or get there pretty quick(this is made sure by the seniors).

Right.

Testicles dropping is part of puberty if I remember correctly. It would just be sitting up against his body, rather than dangling.

I think one of my relatives has this thing, but I can't remember where I heard it.

quote:Originally posted by mysterectomy:

Imagine the party tricks you could do if you had a prosthetic testicle. Eg:

Smash it repeatedly with a hammer for money.

Turn it a full 360 degrees for money

It'd suck if you got the wrong one though.

i was going to pierce mine,but after realizing the stupidity of that i decided against it

One of mine is gone from an injury pretty early on in life. Rather not talk about it, kind of embarrassing. I have yet to get a prosthesis.

Hahaha, all the guys laughing at other naked men and pulling their pants down for fun are raging homo sexuals in denial. Seriously...What kind of straight guy would want everyone of his friends to see some other guys fucking dick? Fag..To answer your question though. My brother was born like that and they just did an operation to get it back down. My mom said he was walking like ET for a week.

EDIT: He was I think 4 or 5 years old when he had the operation I dont know if they could still do it to a kid that old.

[This message has been edited by soro_one (edited 11-08-2006).]

A friend of mine in highschool lost a nut on a chain. Think about this:

He was hanging on the chain, and slid down it. A nut got caught. He kept sliding. The nut did not.

Consider: RIPPED OFF. Not ruptured or infected or anything. RIPPED OFF. Yeah.

Hes got a prosthetic one apparently. He says its glass?

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Hahaha, all the guys laughing at other naked men and pulling their pants down for fun are raging homo sexuals in denial. Seriously...What kind of straight guy would want everyone of his friends to see some other guys fucking dick? Fag..To answer your question though. My brother was born like that and they just did an operation to get it back down. My mom said he was walking like ET for a week.

EDIT: He was I think 4 or 5 years old when he had the operation I dont know if they could still do it to a kid that old.

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

then this kid gets his shorts pulled down by a friend of mine

I'm guessing your friend is the one short a ball.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

A friend of mine in highschool lost a nut on a chain. Think about this:

He was hanging on the chain, and slid down it. A nut got caught. He kept sliding. The nut did not.

Consider: RIPPED OFF. Not ruptured or infected or anything. RIPPED OFF. Yeah.

Hes got a prosthetic one apparently. He says its glass?

OH GOD, just READING that is painful.

*clutches testicles fondly*

You are an ass for not doing anything.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

*shivers and flees*

*Follows euda quickly*

I used to play softball and i had that fear to Hippie hunter.. i know how you feel

quote:Originally posted by blip:

One of mine is gone from an injury pretty early on in life. Rather not talk about it, kind of embarrassing. I have yet to get a prosthesis.

LOL, extreme fellatio, anyone???

quote:Originally posted by Gtterdmmerung:

My PE teacher only has one ball. I know this because we were discussing genital piercings before track practice and he decided to share the story wherein he has a motorcycle accident and as a result of his injuries lost a testicle and had 36 stitches on the scrotum plus various other wounds.

Definitely one of those "WTF?" moments.

Maaaan, I ride motorbikes a looot and was just thinking to my self "I'm lucky, all these testicle injuries and none of them are on motorbikes. I don't think you could injure your nuts that badly on a bike"

THE POW! You have to write that story...god damn.

*buys a cup*

Sometimes,just sometimes, there are threads which i wish i hadn't read...

Excuse me please while i go take a warm bath and relax the knotting in my 'family jewels'.

*blinks*...*shakes head* WTF IS GOING ON HERE?! Why the SHIT are we talking about this so freely? This is the kind of thing you pretend isnt even possible.

One of my friends had his nutsack torn open on a bicycle chain. It tore right through his jeans. The wheel kinda went into a drain and he went right over the handlebars, and the bike came with him, and... I'm not even sure how it happened, but it did. Lots of blood in that little bag.

That makes me happy I'm female. Ouch..

Oh my...

This thread makes my nuts rise into my body to protect them

My husband hurt his balls recently during PC. (Mandatory military excersise) They were playing soccer and he got kicked...Really hard. His balls swelled up like crazy and he had to lie on the couch for a week with an icepack on them. The hospital only kept him for a day and then they sent him home with anti inflammatory drugs and an enormous bottle of percocet. The percocet made him really sick, though, so he couldn't take it. The next day after it happened his scrotum was like 3 times it's normal size and all black and blue.

He had to miss work for almost 2 weeks because of that and now his scrotum has all of these stretch marks all over it from the swelling.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

My husband hurt his balls recently during PC. (Mandatory military excersise) They were playing soccer and he got kicked...Really hard. His balls swelled up like crazy and he had to lie on the couch for a week with an icepack on them. The hospital only kept him for a day and then they sent him home with anti inflammatory drugs and an enormous bottle of percocet. The percocet made him really sick, though, so he couldn't take it. The next day after it happened his scrotum was like 3 times it's normal size and all black and blue.

He had to miss work for almost 2 weeks because of that and now his scrotum has all of these stretch marks all over it from the swelling.

at least he got to keep both of his balls,*sigh* i wish they had let me keep mine after they removed it.id keep it in a jar on the mantle,*yes and heres a picture of my parents,this is my wife and kids ahhh and here we have my left nut*

I know a guy who had to have a ball removed after an accident during a hurling match. Hurling is an Irish sport, if anyone didnt know.

Reading this thread reminds me of how cruel school kids are.

Who would have thought that there would be so many totseans who only have one nut, or know someone with only one nut.

i feel bad for the other posters who have lost one that sucks now i no to be more careful

yeh its true , we are pretty mean...man it must suck to have one ball

(unless of course you dont have one cos of an accident or something)

im gonna ask him about the operation thing and napalm his feelings with more witty remarks and one-liners.

im suck a bastard

ultra

quote:Originally posted by tatued30:

i only have one testicle,lost my left one from a football injury when i was like 14 or so,i've never had any problem from only having one,i get it up normally and have 2 kids,i have a prosthetic testicle so you cant even tell im missing one, other than a long scar.

Can I IM you?

quote:Originally posted by stoner_adam:

Can I IM you?

why? and i dont use a messenger at all.id have to make one

quote:Originally posted by tatued30:

why? and i dont use a messenger at all.id have to make one

In light of recent news, I have dispatched flying monkeys and goats; don't mind the chiwawa death squad when they show up at your door, they're not there to hurt you...honest.

God what fucking assholes 13-14 year olds are...

Ha! Thankfuly you'll regret being such little cunts to each other in the future. And peekin' "down there" is generally not associated with popular, straight-stud boyos

Anyway, that is wierd...he's probably telling the truth as well, poor kid, it seems entirely possible.

Testicle accidents are actually fucking scary when you think about it...

My balls have been a' ph34red by this thread