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Old 2006-11-07, 08:30
jwwc2006 jwwc2006 is offline
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Default Lose virginity to an ugly chick????

Im the guy that posted a week ago I was an unhappy 21 male virgin. Yea.... I was feeling really depressed and you guys told me to stop seeing things about me and my problems and just do something. So, I talked to two girls, and they invited me to hang out- They both were not that great looking, but they seemed like the wild party type. So the first night I hang out with them- I can tell that they both have crushes on me- Im being funny and cocky and they are eating it up. The one chick is really letting me know she likes me, we walk back to my place and I decide not to kiss her even though I could. I just give her a hug. The next day, the same routine- shes coming on even stronger- giving me hypnotiq and cigs and anything I want. We go to her room and watch a movie- we go out to smoke and Im like wtf Ill make out with her I know she wants it... so we make out. Then later she tells me I could have fucked her the first night and she thought I was really hot and perfect for her. She says she wants me to spend the night- but it doesnt mean she will fuck- its 4 am and im tired anyway. So I spend the night- finger her pusssssay, suck on her left titty. Anyway- She is alright lookin- Shes one of those girls that has big tits and a little waist- but kinda fucked up face- kinda cute- give her 6- but I know she is really easy to fuck. I want her to suck my dick whenever I want. I dont want to be a virgin. But I now feel I can choose who I fuck the first time- and Im just confused. Im a man, im supposed to fuck the pussay whenever its offered- right???? Should I fuck da pusssayyy!!!!!???? This is not a joke.
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Old 2006-11-07, 08:32
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Quit acting like you have a gaping hole between your legs and fuck her. Jesus Christ, you have the chance you want, NOW TAKE IT.
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Old 2006-11-07, 08:33
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I would root her, but you sound like the emotional kind of bitch who 5 minutes later will be all like "Oh no I should have waited for someone I really love!" and then cut yourself or something.
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Old 2006-11-07, 08:39
jwwc2006 jwwc2006 is offline
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Im not one emotional bitch- I do not care if my first time is special- But Ive never had sex before- I know she thinks Im a man whore, cuz I swear I do not seem like a social disease type who could never pull a girl- Im just kind antisocial to meet people- but I guess Im just really nervous- that a girl is actually throwing herself at me and- I feel like a loser that I dont know what to do- so I ask totse- cuz you guys can give some good advice. its some new territory to me- and shes been calling me 4 times in the past 2 hours and I dont pick up. I dont know what I should do- I could get the virginity out of the way tonight- but I now feel I got the confidence to get a hotter chick- and not scared as I was before. Do I get with this chick- or try for better?
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Old 2006-11-07, 08:40
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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I guess just ask yourself if you're sure you awnt to. Do you want to save it for someone special? Or are you willing to do it, because you're pressured into it, maybe it doesn't seem like you are, but yeah.

Edit: Just read your post, she seems like one of the really clingy obsessive type of people, so if you do eventually do it with her, I think you'll have a case of the crazed, creepy stalker 'girlfriend'.

But, If it was me in the situation, I wouldn't do it... simple as that. Sure, people may say that its not that big of a deal and its over-rated etc and I guess others boast about how great it is. I'll wait until I think its the right time.

[This message has been edited by Mindless Xyzzyean (edited 11-07-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-07, 08:42
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quote:Should I fuck da pusssayyy!!!!!???? This is not a joke.

It might not be but you are.
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Old 2006-11-07, 08:43
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Root her and a hotter chick. When you are totally clueless she is going to know your a virgin and laugh. Better with an ugger than a hottie.
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Old 2006-11-07, 08:48
jwwc2006 jwwc2006 is offline
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Why is it impossible to pull of having sex the first time without screwing it up?? It has been done before- she could not know you were- if you give a good performance- right???
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Old 2006-11-07, 08:51
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Impossible. The foreplay can be pulled off if you've done heaps of fooling around before, but she will know you're a virgin when you stick it in either because

a)you miss by going too high

b)you finish the job too quickly

c)you don't finish the job at all

d)you are shy and she has to take the lead

e)trust me she will just know

end of story.
 #10 
Old 2006-11-07, 11:38
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Practise. It won't always be that easy.
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Old 2006-11-07, 11:41
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Dude, if it will make you feel happy. But will it?

I suggest Hell No. Because it's not the sex you want, it's the company of a beautiful woman.
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Old 2006-11-07, 18:13
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quote:Originally posted by jwwc2006:

Im the guy that posted a week ago I was an unhappy 21 male virgin. Yea.... I was feeling really depressed and you guys told me to stop seeing things about me and my problems and just do something. So, I talked to two girls, and they invited me to hang out- They both were not that great looking, but they seemed like the wild party type. So the first night I hang out with them- I can tell that they both have crushes on me- Im being funny and cocky and they are eating it up. The one chick is really letting me know she likes me, we walk back to my place and I decide not to kiss her even though I could. I just give her a hug. The next day, the same routine- shes coming on even stronger- giving me hypnotiq and cigs and anything I want. We go to her room and watch a movie- we go out to smoke and Im like wtf Ill make out with her I know she wants it... so we make out. Then later she tells me I could have fucked her the first night and she thought I was really hot and perfect for her. She says she wants me to spend the night- but it doesnt mean she will fuck- its 4 am and im tired anyway. So I spend the night- finger her pusssssay, suck on her left titty. Anyway- She is alright lookin- Shes one of those girls that has big tits and a little waist- but kinda fucked up face- kinda cute- give her 6- but I know she is really easy to fuck. I want her to suck my dick whenever I want. I dont want to be a virgin. But I now feel I can choose who I fuck the first time- and Im just confused. Im a man, im supposed to fuck the pussay whenever its offered- right???? Should I fuck da pusssayyy!!!!!???? This is not a joke.

dude, pussy has no face its a meat hole on a fine ass girl or a ugly ass one its all the same, go for it.

--me
 #13 
Old 2006-11-07, 18:42
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That's it, little boy. Fuck the one person who's possibly even uglier and more desperate than you. That will really boost your ego..
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Old 2006-11-07, 20:29
Omikcron Omikcron is offline
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Default Re: Lose virginity to an ugly chick????

quote:Originally posted by jwwc2006:

Im the guy that posted a week ago I was an unhappy 21 male virgin. Yea.... I was feeling really depressed and you guys told me to stop seeing things about me and my problems and just do something. So, I talked to two girls, and they invited me to hang out- They both were not that great looking, but they seemed like the wild party type. So the first night I hang out with them- I can tell that they both have crushes on me- Im being funny and cocky and they are eating it up. The one chick is really letting me know she likes me, we walk back to my place and I decide not to kiss her even though I could. I just give her a hug. The next day, the same routine- shes coming on even stronger- giving me hypnotiq and cigs and anything I want. We go to her room and watch a movie- we go out to smoke and Im like wtf Ill make out with her I know she wants it... so we make out. Then later she tells me I could have fucked her the first night and she thought I was really hot and perfect for her. She says she wants me to spend the night- but it doesnt mean she will fuck- its 4 am and im tired anyway. So I spend the night- finger her pusssssay, suck on her left titty. Anyway- She is alright lookin- Shes one of those girls that has big tits and a little waist- but kinda fucked up face- kinda cute- give her 6- but I know she is really easy to fuck. I want her to suck my dick whenever I want. I dont want to be a virgin. But I now feel I can choose who I fuck the first time- and Im just confused. Im a man, im supposed to fuck the pussay whenever its offered- right???? Should I fuck da pusssayyy!!!!!???? This is not a joke.

I lost my virginity when I was 18 and I can guess what some things you are thinking that prevent you from accomplishing your manly task.

Question. How ugly is this chick? If she ain't drop dead hot but is decent looking go for it. The women who will actually poon you

most of the time do not look like the internet porn star models you beat off to on the internet constantly. If she is however bottom of the barrel and you would be embarassed to hold her hands in public while on a date fat and ugly, then drink till she gets cute or don't do it. If she is that ugly and yet for some reason you have feelings of attraction for her, then fuck what everyone else thinks. You are not in high school and if you don't see this woman at work or somewhere else on a regular basis, then fuck what you think what other people will think. No one will know, much less care and thus will not laugh or snicker at you for it.

Most men likely have been laid by the average looking woman and very rarely a drop dead gorgous looking girl. You will not be banging a supermodel anytime soon and if your standards are this fricking high, drop them a little.



Also it is not disrespectful to poon a woman who wants it. If both agree and have feelings of attraction for each other then don't give a damn what other people think.

Its actually more insulting and disrespectful to turn a woman down then to accept.

Women are not as holy or sacred as the disney movies, fairy tales, your local church and your momma want you to think. Stop being in awe. They are human, just like you. They want it as badly as you do or even more.



[This message has been edited by Omikcron (edited 11-07-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-07, 20:32
Drsimmons Drsimmons is offline
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jerk off then make your decision
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Old 2006-11-07, 22:34
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

That's it, little boy. Fuck the one person who's possibly even uglier and more desperate than you. That will really boost your ego..

Probably it will actually. You underestemate how much it can bug a guy bein a virgin. Not that i know first hand, but i've seen it all around me. Ohw, and that wasn't ego, i just liked bein a virgin... and it ended way too soon
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Old 2006-11-08, 01:11
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quote:Originally posted by jwwc2006:

Im not one emotional bitch- I do not care if my first time is special- But Ive never had sex before- I know she thinks Im a man whore, cuz I swear I do not seem like a social disease type who could never pull a girl- Im just kind antisocial to meet people- but I guess Im just really nervous- that a girl is actually throwing herself at me and- I feel like a loser that I dont know what to do- so I ask totse- cuz you guys can give some good advice. its some new territory to me- and shes been calling me 4 times in the past 2 hours and I dont pick up. I dont know what I should do- I could get the virginity out of the way tonight- but I now feel I got the confidence to get a hotter chick- and not scared as I was before. Do I get with this chick- or try for better?

did you know that keyboards have this handy little dot . which ends sentences much more nicely than a dash - ?

fuck her if you want to fuck her, but i hope you get an sti just because you annoy me so goddamn much.
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Old 2006-11-08, 01:18
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quote:Originally posted by jwwc2006:

But I now feel I can choose who I fuck the first time- and Im just confused. Im a man, im supposed to fuck the pussay whenever its offered- right???? Should I fuck da pusssayyy!!!!!???? This is not a joke.

All of a sudden you think you have a huge selection becuase, by your own admission, an ugly chick is willing to have sex with you? Maybe you should consider you're working with the stock on the highest shelf you can reach.
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Old 2006-11-08, 02:14
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tell her you are a virgin and you were waiting for that special person and say you think you found it LMAO. oh that would be bad. might create a stalker but.... tell her and then fuck her. you want to and she wants to so its all good.
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Old 2006-11-08, 02:46
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http ://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q196/jwwc2006/th_1172656832_l.jpg (http: //i136.pho tobucket.c om/albums/ q196/jwwc2 006/117265 6832_l.jpg )

her pic - not her kid- shes alright- tell me what u think
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Old 2006-11-08, 02:47
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http://s136.photobucket.com/albums/q196/jwwc2006/
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Old 2006-11-08, 02:54
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Why do you care so much what others think you insecure butthole?
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Old 2006-11-08, 03:11
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quote:Originally posted by jwwc2006:

http: //s136.pho tobucket.c om/albums/q196/jwwc2006/ (http: //s136.pho tobucket.c om/albums/ q196/jwwc2 006/)



She's not that ugly. She could be a really nice person.
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Old 2006-11-08, 04:01
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Guess what? It's going to be a while until you start having sex with YOUR ideal woman.

You need to get past this stage where you feel like your first time needs to be perfect and romantic. It's not going to go the way you want it to, so keep that in mind and go with the flow.
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Old 2006-11-08, 04:11
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quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Why do you care so much what others think you insecure butthole?

I have added this quote to my favorite quoates of all time. You go right next to albert GnG.
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Old 2006-11-08, 04:14
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....does she have a kids....if so DONT DO IT...RUN NIGGA,im seriously dont mess with the gals with kids unless your really prepared

[This message has been edited by CDAWG (edited 11-08-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-08, 05:02
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If you are doubting to have sex with her this much, I'd say fucking call it off man, and just go for better.
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Old 2006-11-08, 05:48
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Do it, you'll have fun.
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Old 2006-11-08, 05:49
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If you can get a boner, bone her.
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Old 2006-11-08, 06:59
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JUST FUCK HER
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Old 2006-11-08, 07:09
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follow the hiipie way (eg, if you get good vibes have fun-if not, die another day).
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Old 2006-11-08, 09:08
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You have to slay a few dragons before you get the princess... metaphorically speaking.
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Old 2006-11-08, 09:16
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Try sex with girls (18+).
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Old 2006-11-08, 09:39
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quote:Originally posted by king koopa:

JUST FUCK HER
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Old 2006-11-08, 17:59
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She's not so ugly...
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Old 2006-11-08, 18:13
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Hit it, motherfucker.
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Old 2006-11-08, 18:42
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She looks like fucking Jigsaw from the Saw movies.

I wouldn't hit it personally... And no, I'm not saying that just because I'm trying to seem better than him, she's just not my cup of tea.. Plus she has a kid- can you say baby-mama-drama?

~Saint947
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Old 2006-11-08, 18:44
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quote:Originally posted by Androx:

You have to slay a few dragons before you get the princess... metaphorically speaking.

Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Old 2006-11-08, 23:42
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Yeah you shoulda fucked her the first time

It's mans goal to get laid. DUH
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Old 2006-11-09, 00:16
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This thread is completely retarded.
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Old 2006-11-09, 00:39
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21 is getting on a bit so i'd suggest just going for it. I'm still saving myself but if I was your age i'd do it.
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Old 2006-11-09, 05:00
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Yes u mosdef should. It's a great way to just loose it and it gets easier after the first for sure.
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Old 2006-11-09, 05:14
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I'm 22...23 in less than a month.,..and also a virgin. I say, if you guys like each other, go for it. She's not by any means ugly.

If I were you, I'd go out with her before fucking her. But, that's just me. I'd also let her know that she'd be my first. Good luck man!
 #44 
Old 2006-11-12, 02:50
jwwc2006 jwwc2006 is offline
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i think im afraid of sex
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Old 2006-11-12, 02:58
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quote:Originally posted by jwwc2006:

http: //s136.pho tobucket.c om/albums/q196/jwwc2006/ (http: //s136.pho tobucket.c om/albums/ q196/jwwc2 006/)

Prettier than yoyobek.
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Old 2006-11-15, 15:53
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quote:Originally posted by mister yummy:

I'm 22...23 in less than a month.,..and also a virgin. I say, if you guys like each other, go for it. She's not by any means ugly.

If I were you, I'd go out with her before fucking her. But, that's just me. I'd also let her know that she'd be my first. Good luck man!

Lol I'm also 22. She's actually fairly OK. Besides they all look the same in the dark. I think that one way or another you should hit it, and get it out of the way. Wear a rubber, you don't want clingies on your first time out of the hangar.
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Old 2006-11-15, 17:08
CaSp3R88 CaSp3R88 is offline
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I mean this in all seriousness...

Just get really drunk and get a mental picture of Raven Riley in your head and then go at er' like your mom at a sausage and cheese gift basket. It will not matter in 1.5 minutes what pod she came from, or from which yonder ocean she migrated, because you will be able to (somewhat) call yourself (somewhat) a man (somewhat).

In the case that she is an especially ferocious reptilian creature, weeping is permitted. Generally though, you should try to keep a firm hold of said beast by a woven rope of its ass-hair. In the extremely likely event that this yeti is in excess of 250 lbs, do not permit her to fuck you on top.Failure to do so will make this your last and most amusing (for me) sexual experience.

Anyway, have fun.

CaspeR

[This message has been edited by CaSp3R88 (edited 11-15-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-15, 21:09
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im going to have to advise against this. however it was too long to read but judgeing by the subject line i would still say no. unless your going to die. in which case you have a bargining chip to get a much better girl. sooooo dont do it you sick bastard
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Old 2006-11-15, 21:21
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Don't do it. Shes going to fuck up all relationships u try and have later in life by being a stalker and saying how u guys had sex. Stop it! No!
 
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