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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-11-07, 05:04 |
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 OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
Me says:
man
Me says:
i'm gonna try to not beat it for 40 days
Me says:
this is gonna rock
Me says:
or suck
Her says:
and 40 nights
Me says:
i can't tell which
Me says:
well the nights are kinda assumed
Her says:
no. no there not
Me says:
okay well then 40 days and nights
Her says:
yee
Her says:
ill do it if you do it.....
Me says:
would that even be a challenge for you?
Me says:
i mean
Me says:
do you ever....
Her says:
hhahahaha it would be so freaking difficult.
Her says:
hahahaha
Me says:
....niceee
Her says:
i know i know
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#2
2006-11-07, 05:06 |
Twisted_Ferret 
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
Hooray.
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#3
2006-11-07, 05:07 |
Perspicacious
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
Awesome! This changes everything!
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#4
2006-11-07, 05:12 |
moss2455
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
whaaaaaaa?
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#5
2006-11-07, 05:31 |
firekitty751
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
+1 for turning 15!!
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#6
2006-11-07, 05:34 |
YouLookFourteen
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
wtf? you mean we're human too?
don't tell anyone! our secret might get out!
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#7
2006-11-07, 05:52 |
jojabr
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:
wtf? you mean we're human too?
don't tell anyone! our secret might get out!
Woman... human.. clearly not the same by any stretch of the imagination.
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#8
2006-11-07, 05:54 |
stab
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
WHAT?
*throws textbooks at passing pedestrians*
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#9
2006-11-07, 05:56 |
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
Any girl that says she doesn't masturbate is most probably lying to you  |
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#10
2006-11-07, 07:33 |
XHippie HunterX
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
They dont masturbate, fart, piss, shit, or do anything else other than maintain the appearance of an unattainable sex goddess. Duh. Jackass. She was lying to you, and we all know it. Its just one big conspiracy theory. In fact, isnt there a forum just for this kind of conspiracy theory bullshit? GTFO. Back to Paranoid Delusions with you!
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#11
2006-11-07, 07:56 |
RogueWarheart
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Re: OMG GURLZ MAZTURBAYt?
quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:
They dont masturbate, fart, piss, shit, or do anything else other than maintain the appearance of an unattainable sex goddess. Duh. Jackass. She was lying to you, and we all know it. Its just one big conspiracy theory. In fact, isnt there a forum just for this kind of conspiracy theory bullshit? GTFO. Back to Paranoid Delusions with you!
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