Call me 'anal'.

Call me 'old fashioned and picky'.

And i know i've ranted about this before but...

She is NOT your 'bitch' or your 'Ho'! At least not when i'm around.

You ain't black and this ain't South Central, yo?

You speak two languages so i don't care if you call her your 'maedchen','Mickey','Keule','Bint','girlfriend','l over','Old China', 'bit of fluff','bird','darlin','sex-bunny' or...or...and here's a radical suggestion: How about just using her given name?!

And while we're on the subject you can tell her from me that 'boo' is spelt 'beau'.

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And you're a spammer.



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quote:Originally posted by THE ONLY SANE MAN:





AND YOUR 12 LOL

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Agreed.

Hello peoples, ve are here!

In vun hand ze meecro in ze uzzer a beer!

Vee hear our music very laut

Hey girly do you vanna be my Braut?

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

Agreed.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Hello peoples, ve are here!

In vun hand ze meecro in ze uzzer a beer!

Vee hear our music very laut

Hey girly do you vanna be my Braut?

LOL..closer to the truth than you might think. My kids tend to speak a strange mix of english/german/hessian/friesian/norfolk/cockney and unfortunately, whigger

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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

'bit of fluff'

I'v always hated that expression. My mams ex used to call her "Fluff", and he used to smack her about a bit. So it dosen't sit well with me.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

LOL..closer to the truth than you might think. My kids tend to speak a strange mix of english/german/hessian/friesian/norfolk/cockney and unfortunately, whigger



Sounds like the given language for East Anglia

quote:Originally posted by The Spirit Of Jazz:

I'v always hated that expression. My mams ex used to call her "Fluff", and he used to smack her about a bit. So it dosen't sit well with me.

I wouldn't mind if he refered to her as "my geordie, smack-head, deranged, girl with a degree in eating disorders"...that at least would have the advantage of accuracy.

quote:Originally posted by Homesniper:

Sounds like the given language for East Anglia

You better not be dissing East Anglia



This place rocks.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



She is NOT your 'bitch' or your 'Ho'! At least not when i'm around.

You ain't black and this ain't South Central, yo?



oh man i absolutely agree.

It shits me no end when white people act black, and sometimes even when rich black people act black (were talking 'ghetto' black here).

I swear wiggas piss me off more than anything else. Even emos and ricers dont piss me off as much as wiggas.

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Pretty disrespectful really.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Call me 'anal'.

Call me 'old fashioned and picky'.

And i know i've ranted about this before but...



Okay. You're anal and old fashioned and picky.

Good qualities for a parent.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Pretty disrespectful really.

I totally agree, it's disrespectful to her and that's not cool. If you're calling an ex a bitch, or a slutty girl a ho or something then fine, maybe they deserve it, but a girlfriend is someone you are supposed to care about, and you don't talk about people you care about like that.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Pretty disrespectful really.

That's not what's wrong with it. ^^

You know they'll grow out of it jack.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Pretty disrespectful really.

I disagree. I think it's a mark of respect for his dad that he speaks so colloquially, because quite frankly no matter how extreme it may sound, it's a common phrase.

Jack, I didn't know you were german!! Where are you from exactly?

You should have said 'not till you say please'

quote:Originally posted by Geenie:

Jack, I didn't know you were german!! Where are you from exactly?

I'm not.

But the wife and kids are, we speak German daheim or rather 'dohoim' and I have lived there off and on most of my adult life.

Ma' Weib kimmt os Hessa, tut owwer hochdeutsch schwaetze.Isch dagje red wie a Hess, gelle

Wo hebb Isch ma Eppelwoi hin geleje...



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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And while we're on the subject you can tell her from me that 'boo' is spelt 'beau'.



How can someone mispll that? boo and beau sound completely different.

At any rate, your house sunds like a reality show that might actually be good.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

I disagree. I think it's a mark of respect for his dad that he speaks so colloquially, because quite frankly no matter how extreme it may sound, it's a common phrase.

Respect through disrespectful language. Intriguing.

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Theres a difference between calling someone a bitch and calling your girlfriend "my bitch" it's a very different meaning.

quote:Originally posted by Rattrap51:

Theres a difference between calling someone a bitch and calling your girlfriend "my bitch" it's a very different meaning.

Yeah one just makes you rude, the other a rude nigger!

Ha.

Well, I guess it is inapropriate...

Should have made a joke...that brought it closer to home though?

"How much has she made you this week then?"



Was this the middle child then? Older kids should know better tbh, even if he was joking...it's just a bit ignorant.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

LOL..closer to the truth than you might think. My kids tend to speak a strange mix of english/german/hessian/friesian/norfolk/cockney and unfortunately, whigger



Wigger? you need to straghten that kid out right now, if you dont that boy isnt going to amount to anything.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Call me 'anal'.

Call me 'old fashioned and picky'.

And i know i've ranted about this before but...

She is NOT your 'bitch' or your 'Ho'! At least not when i'm around.

You ain't black and this ain't South Central, yo?

You speak two languages so i don't care if you call her your 'maedchen','Mickey','Keule','Bint','girlfriend','l over','Old China', 'bit of fluff','bird','darlin','sex-bunny' or...or...and here's a radical suggestion: How about just using her given name?!

And while we're on the subject you can tell her from me that 'boo' is spelt 'beau'.



Agreed. I hate when people call their partners by those names. It's degrading and moronic to begin with...

If he does it again tell him you'll ring her dad and tell him what he calls her if he says it again. That'll teach him.

quote:Originally posted by Nereth:

Even emos and ricers dont piss me off as much as wiggas.





Oh god tell me about it, the only thing worse are the fucking hippies...

INB4LOCK

Oh, I forgot, jack can spam all he wants, he has carte blanche

Mod powers suck

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jack's anal.

on a more serious note, i actually agree with you. someone once asked if the girl i'm with was my 'boo'. i didn't want to answer because its such a stupid fucking term.

quote:Originally posted by RogueEagle91:

jack's anal.

on a more serious note, i actually agree with you. someone once asked if the girl i'm with was my 'boo'. i didn't want to answer because its such a stupid fucking term.

Maybe them girls mean 'jigaboo...?

"I'm with my boo...my sweet jigaboo!"

ah, vulgur colloquialisms.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Maybe them girls mean 'jigaboo...?

"I'm with my boo...my sweet jigaboo!"

lol moonmeister why aren't you admin yet?

I have to admit to calling my girlfriend "my bitch", and I'm a white nationalist. Hmmm. I guess it comes from my habit of picking up bits of speech from all sorts of sources.

Then again, it's also part of this youth mentality to be all casual maybe....it's like "yeah I have a girlfriend but it's totally no big deal. If that makes sense.

Also, ketch, I didn't know rednecks had their own german dialect. Isch heb alle ma dang flapjacks gegessen, huh-hick!

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You have kids. lolz

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

I disagree. I think it's a mark of respect for his dad that he speaks so colloquially, because quite frankly no matter how extreme it may sound, it's a common phrase.

Really? Well, I don't associate myself with the lower forms in society

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Really? Well, I don't associate myself with the lower forms in society

Kate, you're such a middle class anglo.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Kate, you're such a middle class anglo.

I know I'm not 'upper class'. But no one I know would refer to their girlfriend as that. I also wasn't refering to a class system as such - people who would be considered 'upper class' can still be part of the lower forms of society.

You of all people should know that most of my ideas on society aren't based on outdated notions.

Where do you rate the people who say they want to eat ripe kiwis outta your hoohoo?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Where do you rate the people who say they want to eat ripe kiwis outta your hoohoo?

Even when you're hassling me, your posts still make me giggle

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Even when you're hassling me, your posts still make me giggle

Hoo hoo hooooo!

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

Wigger? you need to straghten that kid out right now, if you dont that boy isnt going to amount to anything.

Your probably the type that gets stared down by wiggers at your school so you go home and talk shit about them on the internet because your too scared to confront them.

OMG!! Ever since I agreed to EAS in April, my husband keeps calling me his, "Ass Bitch."

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Your probably the type that gets stared down by wiggers at your school so you go home and talk shit about them on the internet because your too scared to confront them.

Say Soro_asshole have you ever seen a wigger hold down a job that dosent inclued anything off the dollar menu for lunch?

and im not scared of wiggers,most of them are just out of shape little white brats that listen to fifty cent and wear pants +10 sizes too big for there little scrawny ass hole.

I call my girlfriend a gimp, but say it like 'gee-yimp.' It's kind of like that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where he calls her all those names in cutesy-voice until she gets mad at 'smelly-tramp.'

I don't think she likes being called gimp, but I don't think she minds it either.

To be honest, I don't really care either way.

I ain't trying to fuck ya man!



Errbody know he my number 1 fan

I done been there done that, bitch and?

you wanna get mad bitch, I don't give a damn.

This is how it do, you is how it don't

Talkin all this shit but you know you really won't.

Feelin insecure when I come around the spot

Tila get it crunk so I drop it like it's hot.

I see you in the corner grilling me for over there.

Cuz you know boo like to hit me straight rare.

Nuttin' up inside while he pullin' on my hair.

Hate it or love it, the underdog's right there.

I ain't trying to fuck ya man

Errbody know he my numba 1 fan

I done been there done that bitch and?

You wanna get mad bitch, I don't give a damn

I ain't tryin' to fuck ya man

lookin' at my myspace lotion in his hand

when he look at you he be thinkin' about me

take your benz back bitch, now I got the key.

Flossin' round the city errbody know my name.

Yea I got yo man whipped, bitch with no game.

Sucka ass fool, I don't wanna wear ya chain

I got my own diamonds spelled out in my name.

See he the type of dude that me and my girls laugh at

Trying to holla at me, nah he can't have that

Need to quit talkin' like a bitch before I slap that

Even if I pop some pills I wouldn't tap that.

I ain't trying to fuck ya man

Errbody know he my numba 1 fan

I done been there done that bitch and?

You wanna get mad bitch, I don't give a damn.

Bitch, I got a suggestion

Get ya ass out of my face, don't ask no question

I'm from H-Town fool, you know what it do

We be sippin on some syrup and spray up ya crew

I don't know why you think I wanna rape ya boo

but then again if I was you, I would hate me too

I'm a badass bitch and ya'll can't get nuthin'

Ya'll need to tell ya boy sumthin'.....biaaatch!

I rather dislike it when someone says 'Missus'.

Hey man, where's your missus? Are you still with your missus?

*Shudders*

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

I rather dislike it when someone says 'Missus'.

Hey man, where's your missus? Are you still with your missus?

*Shudders*

Say with 'accent'...'Meeeses'? Ees muuuch better!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

And while we're on the subject you can tell her from me that 'boo' is spelt 'beau'.

I have to disagree with that. I've always known the word 'beau' to be pronounced with a long 'o' sound not a 'oo' sound.

I know men named Beau and the are never called anything that sounds like Boo. If you have a look at this which sites many sources you might change you mind on the pronunciation of 'beau' http://www.answers.com/beau&r=67

Jigabeau?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Jigabeau?

Not funny anymore or was it ever funny? Go peddle your intolerance elsewhere.

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

Not funny anymore or was it ever funny? Go peddle your intolerance elsewhere.

Don't speak to the lord of totse like that.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



AND YOUR 12 LOL



And you're a mod.

And you can't spell.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

And you're a mod.

And you can't spell.

I think.. maybe, just maybe, he was pulling your leg.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

'anal'.





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