Jack, I ask that you please leave this open .

My life has fallen to shit. Not in the serious way. But in the bitchy emo way. My moods seem to be sticking to negatives for weeks on end, only to reward me with several day long highs.

I don't do drugs any more, so I have no escape.

My relationships fallen to shit, in a painful way.

My family want me gone.

My friends are all studying, hard (good for them, seriously), to make something of them selves, so going out is out of the question. Sure we have little get togethers, but I need to go clubbing. To get fucked up, and dance till I'm drenched in sweat. It's been months. I used to do it twice a week.

I was 'unfit to work' for months. That meant the government didn't think I'd be able to hold down a job. So they gave me money. I got out, started working, two jobs. One 45 hour week, one 25+. Great money, like $1,600AU (1,200 US) a week. It's killing me. I can't keep going like this for long. I want to leave.

Start over. Visit a fuckload of countries, then find the one that suits me most.

Here's where you come in: Any one willing to have me for a day or two? Show me around their city? I'm generous. There wont be a cent out of your pocket.

What you'd need: A shower. That's it. I can sleep on the floor.

I'd never want to impose, so I'd be there for 1-2 days at most.

Willing to go anywhere.

This would happen, roughly, after January 31st. I'd leave in two weeks if I didn't have commitments on Jan 30th.

So I ask my S&A members, is there any one at all who'd be willing to take me in for a day or two, go clubbing with me, take copious amounts of drugs (which would be all on me[only if that's your thing]) and generally just have a good time partying hard with an Australian dude?

Let us know. Thanks in advance

*Edit*

So far these are the people willing to take me in:

Yoyobek - England

neato bandito - USA (where in the US?)

Docta? - Northern Ireland

AstronomyDomine - USA (Connecticut)

firekitty751 - USA (columbus)

ZeroMalarki - North Ireland (Lancaster)

CarbonB - Fatsville

XHippie HunterX - USA (Seattle)

lauren7249 - USA (California)

oral fixation - USA (Connecticut)

HandOfZek - USA

MrMojoRisin - USA (Florida)

casanova - USA (New York)

Paul Kemp -USA (Columbus)

Holy hell that's a lot!

Now I just need to become familiar with American geography.

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 11-07-2006).]

Where are you in aus? I'm in Rockhampton

quote:Originally posted by jesus_is_my_homeboy69:

Where are you in aus? I'm in Rockhampton

Melbourne.

Oh, and I'd really like to avoid Australia and NZ.

hmm.

Well assuming I manage to get another job.. and fast, to supplement my current one so I dont become homeless myself, I'd let you crash at my place.

Also, I'd let you stay as long as you want just to give my mum something to gossip about with all her friends if she came to visit and found a tall yummy australian sleeping in her daughters bed.

my msn thing is yoyobek@yahoo.co.uk

I dont talk much.

If you don't mind staying in one of America's lamer cities, you can come crash with me, and perhaps we could swing down to my hometown to visit Firekitty.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

hmm.

Well assuming I manage to get another job.. and fast, to supplement my current one so I dont become homeless myself, I'd let you crash at my place.

Also, I'd let you stay as long as you want just to give my mum something to gossip about with all her friends if she came to visit and found a tall yummy australian sleeping in her daughters bed.

my msn thing is yoyobek@yahoo.co.uk

I dont talk much.



So England it is !

The flight I'm getting only allows travel in one direction around the world. So I kind of have to plan it out .

You should forget about saving to move out! Save up, pack up, come with me? I'd love a travel partner.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

If you don't mind staying in one of America's lamer cities, you can come crash with me, and perhaps we could swing down to my hometown to visit Firekitty.

Sounds awesome. America has cheap drugs .

You into partying hard?

Oh, and also, I wont do drugs when staying with a person who doesn't do drugs them self. That's just disrespectful.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

So England it is !

The flight I'm getting only allows travel in one direction around the world. So I kind of have to plan it out .

You should forget about saving to move out! Save up, pack up, come with me? I'd love a travel partner.



In my experience airports really do not like people brining on board an assortment of nunchucks,knives and spears.

And the idea of abandoning the guinea pigs is unthinkable.



It's something I'd love to do though.

Think if I ever gave it all up I'd head up to an isolated farm somewhere by the ocean in very very northern scotland.

Guinea pig and irish wolfhound farm with raves every night.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Sounds awesome. America has cheap drugs .

You into partying hard?

Oh, and also, I wont do drugs when staying with a person who doesn't do drugs them self. That's just disrespectful.

I'm a pretty big partier, but it's tough to do since I live in a college dorm. We manage, though. And I wouldn't worry about drugs, my friends and I do plenty.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

I'm a pretty big partier, but it's tough to do since I live in a college dorm. We manage, though. And I wouldn't worry about drugs, my friends and I do plenty.

I will get you more fucked up than you've ever been. Prices I'm used to:

Coke = $50 for a POINT. That's right, .1gram.

E = $35

Acid = $30+ (but impossible to find.

RC's = non existant in AUS.

So basically, US prices will make me act like a child in a candy store! Every drink I give you will be spiked with one drug or another! (gooood drugs...not roofies lol)

I'm in New Zealand so..

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I will get you more fucked up than you've ever been. Prices I'm used to:

Coke = $50 for a POINT. That's right, .1gram.

E = $35

Acid = $30+ (but impossible to find.

RC's = non existant in AUS.

So basically, US prices will make me act like a child in a candy store! Every drink I give you will be spiked with one drug or another! (gooood drugs...not roofies lol)

Hahaha, I'm reading this conversation to my roommate and he said "I WANT THIS GUY TO COME HERE. LIKE NOW."

Well i'll have to ask my mom...

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:



And the idea of abandoning the guinea pigs is unthinkable.



*Hands Yoyo a packet of super strength condoms and a BIG jar of KY-gel*

It is possible to smuggle small furry creatures...

Well when you're leaving England, you can pass through this way... bring Bek with ya too!

I'm in Northern Ireland

Any one from Asia, Eastern Europe, Africa, South America?

That shit'd be hot.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Well when you're leaving England, you can pass through this way... bring Bek with ya too!

I'm in Northern Ireland

I heard you guys can drink like mother fuckers! It's on.

Oooooh, Irish chicks would sooo dig Aussie accents. And something gives me a feeling that Irish chicks would be the BOMB in bed. Don't know why I have that feeling...

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Well when you're leaving England, you can pass through this way... bring Bek with ya too!

I'm in Northern Ireland

Irish?



*quivers*

I'm going to Melbourne in Jan maybe...I know a few others in the place - Mini meetup? Email is in my profile.

Hey man, make sure you see me before you get to those crazy foreign countries, mmkay?

Peace out.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

I'm going to Melbourne in Jan maybe...I know a few others in the place - Mini meetup? Email is in my profile.

quote:Originally posted by pianoSpleen:

Hey man, make sure you see me before you get to those crazy foreign countries, mmkay?

Peace out.

Sounds very good. We'll hit some clubs together, get fucked, and run amuck on the town. Casino > Clubs > Titty bar > clubs.

!!

How old are you, arquin?

Well I'd be willing but my age may be an issue so...

quote:Originally posted by Demaris:

How old are you, arquin?

Elevnty Eight!

...19.

And people from England, is the Ministry of Sound club any good? I sooo want to go there! Is it full of pretentious pseudo-elitist? Is it house?

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Well I'd be willing but my age may be an issue so...

Yep, deffinatly.

Sorry babe. Life begins at 18

Oooooooh shit! I just realised, Americans are crazy mother fuckers! Isn't the drinking age 21 over there? It's fucked! You're allowed to join the army, shoot a man, but you can't even drink a beer! So...how do people go clubbing at 18?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Elevnty Eight!

...19.

And people from England, is the Ministry of Sound club any good? I sooo want to go there! Is it full of pretentious pseudo-elitist? Is it house?



Fabric man. Never been there myself but i hear it's a pretty impressive club, 'tis in London.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

Fabric man.

Fabric man?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Yep, deffinatly.

Sorry babe. Life begins at 18

Oooooooh shit! I just realised, Americans are crazy mother fuckers! Isn't the drinking age 21 over there? It's fucked! You're allowed to join the army, shoot a man, but you can't even drink a beer! So...how do people go clubbing at 18?

It is fucked. Probably one of the stupidest laws in history. We can go to clubs, but they mark your hands with X's if you're under 21. If the bartender sees X's on your hands then they're not supposed to serve you alcohol. Sometimes you can get around it, but usually we just drink somewhere else before we go out because it's easier that way.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Sounds very good. We'll hit some clubs together, get fucked, and run amuck on the town. Casino > Clubs > Titty bar > clubs.

!!

Fuck, there's a point, I'm not 18 until March. >_<

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

It is fucked. Probably one of the stupidest laws in history. We can go to clubs, but they mark your hands with X's if you're under 21. If the bartender sees X's on your hands then they're not supposed to serve you alcohol. Sometimes you can get around it, but usually we just drink somewhere else before we go out because it's easier that way.

Wash the X off?

Or...just do E instead .

Vancouver, Canada.

Come on by, we have the best bud in the world. Honestly.

While you're staying with Yoyo, how about an S&A meetup in the UK?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Wash the X off?

Or...just do E instead .

They do wash off, so a lot of places have taken to other methods along with the X, like certain wristbands for 21+ and another wristband for 18-21 .... and other stuff like that. They try pretty hard, lol.

This is sounding really good. I thought I'd get like one yes, at most.

This makes planning a lot easier!

Like I said, I can only move one direction around the world, and vertically. No back tracking. So I'll need to plan this properly.

What's the deal with licences? If I rent a car over seas, it'd be illegal for me to drive it, right? Is there a way around this?

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

They do wash off, so a lot of places have taken to other methods along with the X, like certain wristbands for 21+ and another wristband for 18-21 .... and other stuff like that. They try pretty hard, lol.

...and then they wonder why youth turn to drugs.

Are people still under the impression we speak like Steve Irwin and Mick Dundee?

I live in Connecticut and New York State, hit me up if you want to see the east coast.

If this would have been last year, then you could have dropped by in Netherlands. I lived in a huge house, you could have stayed for a couple of weeks. But I recently moved (friends) and there isn't ANY room left, sorry bud. Maybe in 2 years if you're still sick of life and thunderdome.

we are the bomb in bed well, at least I am, cant speak for other Irish girls i guess....hehhe

quote:Originally posted by sweet_asCANDY_hot_asFIRE:

we are the bomb in bed well, at least I am, cant speak for other Irish girls i guess....hehhe

Don't brag unless you're going to back it up. So either fuck me or STFU.

neato bandito, stfu. Columbus isn't lame.

arquin, I'm sure we could arrange to a find a place for you to stay in Columbus.

Edit: Get on MSN.

[This message has been edited by firekitty751 (edited 11-05-2006).]

I couldn't house you unfortunately (because I'm only 17 living with my parents), but I live in Cheshire, UK (Ellesmere Port) and I'd be up for a local meet up.

I hope your journey goes well, and if you're still going in a years time, I should have my own place that you can stay at.

Good luck.

- Rabb

O RLY? no you can't stay at my house me no adult

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

neato bandito, stfu. Columbus isn't lame.



No, it's not. But I think he meant Toledo was lame. Which it is. I might be able to let you stay at my place, but you would have to lie about how I knew you.

If you ever want to come over to Lancaster, you can sleep in my uni room. I've got an Ozzy friend in another block 20 seconds away, so you can't get that home sick. The clubs are okay, I've got two hot flatmates, one I've shagged a few times, the other if you've got a stigmatizim you could be in there. Take you out round campus bars, then out to town, get hammered, try and pull, go back at like 4 am. Drunkenly cook an oven pizza and watch some randomly downloaded film.

It's the life.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Well when you're leaving England, you can pass through this way... bring Bek with ya too!

I'm in Northern Ireland

No fuckin' way. What part? That makes at least 6 people from Northern Ireland on the boards.

newninjaturtle@hotmail.com is my msn.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Irish?



*quivers*

*slap*



Back off bitch, mine!



Well not really. I guess we could share?

quote:Originally posted by rabbhimself:

I couldn't house you unfortunately (because I'm only 17 living with my parents), but I live in Cheshire, UK (Ellesmere Port) and I'd be up for a local meet up.

I hope your journey goes well.

Same, except I call it Mersyside instead of Cheshire.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

*slap*



Back off bitch, mine!



Well not really. I guess we could share?

Calm down ladies, I think there's enough of us Irish types to go around.

I was liking the sole attention, now I have to share... damn.

I added you to my MSN list mate.

quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:

Same, except I call it Mersyside instead of Cheshire.





Its all Geordie Land as far as i can see. Its north of Watford Gap? Then it's whippet shagging, brown ale swigging, cancer of the adeniods dialects country.

I have it on good authority that there are penguins and eskimos in Manchester.

Yea man, you can come visit. How much money are you going to have on you?

If you're ever around the Seattle, Washington area (Northwest US), hit me up.

OK arquin. i wouldn't do this for anyone. but you're one of the few S&A members i like enough. plus i feel i know you.

i'm going to berlin in january. i'll be at a homestay so i don't think i can have guests. but i'll be back in california by late march. so if you want to see the bay area...come on by. it's close enough to san francisco, but not that close. anyway, i'm a college student so at least you'd be amongst people your age. so....

lauren7249@hotmail.com

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 11-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by emogan:

No, it's not. But I think he meant Toledo was lame. Which it is. I might be able to let you stay at my place, but you would have to lie about how I knew you.

No, Columbus isn't lame. But it would probably be better for him to stay with me, since you girls live with parents and I do not. Then we could maybe drive down and see you.

^This guy wants to get some pussy.

That was sub-par at best.

you can come stay with me. the girls in my dorm would love that (no, really, they would!). and my campus is stock full of little rich kids who love to spend mommy and daddy's money on drugs...so there is plenty to go around

edit: don't forget a coat! connecticut is cold in the winter!

[This message has been edited by oral fixation (edited 11-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

That was sub-par at best.

This is S&A right? I'm sure reading all these questions about sex have you horny. Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck some totse bitch's pussy.

Is there?

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

*slap*



Back off bitch, mine!



Well not really. I guess we could share?



Sure, I spose. I think the english accent is kinda hot too.. Although your'll have nothing on his in that department sorry

dude, i'd be more than willing to help. there's one problem. i live with my folks. there isn't a snowballs chance in hell of some randome person coming to stay for a few days. sorry, man. but best of luck. i'm sure someone one here is hospitable enough to take you in.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

you can come stay with me. the girls in my dorm would love that (no, really, they would!). and my campus is stock full of little rich kids who love to spend mommy and daddy's money on drugs...so there is plenty to go around

edit: don't forget a coat! connecticut is cold in the winter!



Mind if I come for a visit? I went to the Notre Dame v. Nort Carolina game yesterday, and there were soooo many fine looking college chicks. I am really looking forward to college next year.

Ah screw that, I was just about to make a very similar thread, on account of the fact that I'm also pissing off out of Melbourne. Except I have zero idea where I'm actually going to be. I'm thinking, US, Europe, South-East Asia, in that order. Oh, and I'm leaving in December.

However, unlike arquin, I'll be piss poor, so if anyone wants to find me a job in a pub in London (actually, now I think about it, anykind of job anywhere), I'd be most grateful.

Anyway arquin, if life's getting you down before you leave, my email's ad_man13@hotmail.com. MSN is sometimes on. Or if you want a slightly mad 20 year old helping you cause havoc overseas. But one rule, we do it in the ANZAC fashion. No pussy-footing around.

Oh yeah, and if anyone else wants to put me on their floor for a few nights, at least until I find something slightly more permanent, let me know.

Oh yeah (fuck this is a long post) I also have a room out the back that we sometimes have backpackers stay in. It's free, it has it's own bathroom and kitchen, and if you try and steal anything, we break your legs.

Dude, I'd be totally down for you staying here for a few days. I'm however one of the lame bastards that still live with their parents. They definitely wouldn't be up for it. If you came the last week of February though, I've got the house to myself. You said January though. *sad* We could have gone bitch-hunting, apparently I'm good at that.

Have fun on your endeavours though!

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^This guy wants to get some pussy.

I lol'd. And not because of CarbonB's nonexistant wit.

^Come on now, don't cheap shot me. Non-exsistant wit? Good gracious baby, why on earth would you ever say that?

You hurt my feelings.....some bitch on totse doesn't like me. Let me go be like fullcircle and cry in the corner.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You hurt my feelings.....some bitch on totse doesn't like me. Let me go be like fullcircle and cry in the corner.

Alright, but be quiet about it.

i'd actually be really excited to meet arquin. now if he would only come online and reply to this thread...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Come on now, don't cheap shot me. Non-exsistant wit? Good gracious baby, why on earth would you ever say that?

You hurt my feelings.....some bitch on totse doesn't like me. Let me go be like fullcircle and cry in the corner.

Actually it really wasn't your fault this time. You just don't know neatobandito like I do.

Actually I probably don't know anyone like you do.

This thread must be archived.

quote:Originally posted by emogan:

Actually it really wasn't your fault this time. You just don't know neatobandito like I do.

You and everyone on Totse who actually reads my posts .... and everyone in real life period ....

I just know that if Arquin comes to stay and my mum just happens to visit in the same week, he'll hit on her at some point and I'll come home to find them both in my bed smoking after sex cigarettes.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

If you ever want to come over to Lancaster, you can sleep in my uni room. I've got an Ozzy friend in another block 20 seconds away, so you can't get that home sick. The clubs are okay, I've got two hot flatmates, one I've shagged a few times, the other if you've got a stigmatizim you could be in there. Take you out round campus bars, then out to town, get hammered, try and pull, go back at like 4 am. Drunkenly cook an oven pizza and watch some randomly downloaded film.

It's the life.

That does sound like the life. I'd absolutly love that.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Yea man, you can come visit. How much money are you going to have on you?

Enough to pay for three big black guys to rape you, kill you and dispose of your body.

I'm serious.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

OK arquin. i wouldn't do this for anyone. but you're one of the few S&A members i like enough. plus i feel i know you.

i'm going to berlin in january. i'll be at a homestay so i don't think i can have guests. but i'll be back in california by late march. so if you want to see the bay area...come on by. it's close enough to san francisco, but not that close. anyway, i'm a college student so at least you'd be amongst people your age. so....

lauren7249@hotmail.com

I shall be going to Germany as well. I have 20+ relatives there, so I'm sure I can get some shweet accomodation. California is a place I'd deffinatly want to visit.

It's on! I'll add you to MSN when I can devote enough time to a proper, involved conversation (sometime in the next 24 hours [that goes to all of you]).

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

you can come stay with me. the girls in my dorm would love that (no, really, they would!). and my campus is stock full of little rich kids who love to spend mommy and daddy's money on drugs...so there is plenty to go around

edit: don't forget a coat! connecticut is cold in the winter!

Do you have mountains? I love to shnowboard! Mmmm, staying in a dorm with American females, sounds too good to be true. I'll show you how us Australians party!

quote:Originally posted by another pint:

Ah screw that, I was just about to make a very similar thread, on account of the fact that I'm also pissing off out of Melbourne. Except I have zero idea where I'm actually going to be. I'm thinking, US, Europe, South-East Asia, in that order. Oh, and I'm leaving in December.

However, unlike arquin, I'll be piss poor, so if anyone wants to find me a job in a pub in London (actually, now I think about it, anykind of job anywhere), I'd be most grateful.

Anyway arquin, if life's getting you down before you leave, my email's ad_man13@hotmail.com. MSN is sometimes on. Or if you want a slightly mad 20 year old helping you cause havoc overseas. But one rule, we do it in the ANZAC fashion. No pussy-footing around.

Yes, I'd deffinatly want another Aussie to help me cause mischeif. I also will want to get a job in the country I decide that I like. Only for a short period. I'd be a door to door salesman in English speaking countries. Accents work wonders in selling people shit, I know, because we use Irish/Scottish/English/American people over here in Australia. another pint, are you charismatic? If so, the pay is wiiiicked.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

Dude, I'd be totally down for you staying here for a few days. I'm however one of the lame bastards that still live with their parents. They definitely wouldn't be up for it. If you came the last week of February though, I've got the house to myself. You said January though. *sad* We could have gone bitch-hunting, apparently I'm good at that.

Have fun on your endeavours though!

I'm leaving AFTER January . I have a 1 year period in which I can use the 29,000 miles. So that's January to January. February falls in between there, woot! Bitch hunting? I was always under the impression you were female. Weird. Actually, I was sure of it.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i'd actually be really excited to meet arquin. now if he would only come online and reply to this thread...

Haha, finally online.

I have weird mannerisms. And know very little about politics. I'd feel like you're analyzing me, and I'd feel stupid in your presence. Other than that, it'd be a blast.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I just know that if Arquin comes to stay and my mum just happens to visit in the same week, he'll hit on her at some point and I'll come home to find them both in my bed smoking after sex cigarettes.



Is your mum that attractive?

*edit*

Reason I have to leave after Jan 30th is because I have tickets to see my favourite band on that day. After that it's off I go!

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 11-06-2006).]

It always amazes me that so many totseans live near me and I never hear about it. And as much as my cynicism say's this will end badly for you, add me to MSN if you're interested.

Forgotten.totse@hotmail.com

Depending on when you come and if you're actually a murderous internet stalker, we could probably keep yuh for a couple days.

joycontin@hotmail.com - MSN/email.

This is working out awesomely.

Now I need to save a loooot of money knowing people will take me in.

Also, if any one ever wants to come to Melbourne, I can offer free accomodation for upto two weeks.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

While you're staying with Yoyo, how about an S&A meetup in the UK?

I'd be up for this.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

What's the deal with licences? If I rent a car over seas, it'd be illegal for me to drive it, right? Is there a way around this?

Well I take it you have a car licence yeah? Just go down to your nearest RACV and get an international driving permit. They cost about $30, and last for one year. Technically you can't use it to drive in one country for more then 3 months, but they have no way of checking that. It'll also work for my motorbike licence.

You getting any work visas? Like for the UK and/or the EU? Cos you should get that sorted before you go. As for door-to-door sales, fuck it, I'll do that, probably cleaner then most of the work I do *shudder*

arquin why the hostility? Why would you want some black guys to rape me? I mean shit, it's not like I was going to rob you or anything............................

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

arquin why the hostility? Why would you want some black guys to rape me? I mean shit, it's not like I was going to rob you or anything............................

Because he would be regarded as a hero.

Or it would just sound funny. Either way.

Lol I think he would have a tough time trying to find black guys to hire to beat me up, without himself getting robbed.

He didn't say to beat you up, he said to rape you, kill you and dispose of your body.

But then arquin has probably only dealt with the 'black fellas' in Oz. And maybe some Maoris, which might be similar to black guys in America, only the Maoris are probably bigger.

^I am guessing that you have never watched American football? That is the definition of a big black guy.

You could stay at my place for a bit. I'm in Florida. Email me if you decide to come down here! Or I guess it's be up here..

I'll be leaving January 30th to go to Costa Rica for a semester. Otherwise I'd offer to show you Kansas. Yeah, you're not missing much.

You might be able to stay at my place in Orange County, in southern California. I have my own house right now (my parents leave after christmas) I'm 18, and I go to the local university. We party and club a fuck of a lot, so you could always consider that too. No need to worry about money either, I got you covered if it's just going to be a few days.

I normally wouldn't do something like that, but sure.

Club scene isn't the best in upstate New York, but I know that coke here is sooo much cheaper than what you're paying for in Australia.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^I am guessing that you have never watched American football? That is the definition of a big black guy.

I still hope somebody shoots you some day.

If you're ever in the Columbus, Ohio area look me up. I don't do a lot of drugs but mostly just drink... a lot.

i promise you would not feel stupid in my presence. i won't be analyzing you any more than you'll be analyzing me. and no need to add me on msn; i'm never on. just shoot me an email.

quote:Originally posted by Paul Kemp:

If you're ever in the Columbus, Ohio area look me up. I don't do a lot of drugs but mostly just drink... a lot.

Whereabouts in Columbus do you live? Firekitty, emogan and I are from there.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i promise you would not feel stupid in my presence.

Don't believe it, she's all kinds of smart and intimidating.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Don't believe it, she's all kinds of smart and intimidating.



haha, you're just saying that. i'm boring and you know it well.

I go to OSU so I live just off campus over on the corner of Frambes and Waldeck.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i'm boring and you know it well.

She's modest too, watchout. Far too many good qualities for one person.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

Dude, I'd be totally down for you staying here for a few days. I'm however one of the lame bastards that still live with their parents. They definitely wouldn't be up for it. If you came the last week of February though, I've got the house to myself. You said January though. *sad* We could have gone bitch-hunting, apparently I'm good at that.

Have fun on your endeavours though!

Is this offer open to me as well?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Do you have mountains? I love to shnowboard! Mmmm, staying in a dorm with American females, sounds too good to be true. I'll show you how us Australians party!

we live about an hour from them, but the drive is worth it.

and yes, a dorm full of American girls. Lots and lots of sluty....I mean American...girls.

i don't have an msn, but my email is ckemigby@gmail.com if you would like to persue the opportunity.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

we live about an hour from them, but the drive is worth it.

and yes, a dorm full of American girls. Lots and lots of sluty....I mean American...girls.

i don't have an msn, but my email is ckemigby@gmail.com if you would like to persue the opportunity.

Are these co-ed dorms or something? All of the colleges that I know of have the genders separated...

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

Are these co-ed dorms or something? All of the colleges that I know of have the genders separated...

All the dorms at my school are co-ed. Some have guys' floors and girls' floors, others just have guys' rooms and girls' rooms.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

All the dorms at my school are co-ed. Some have guys' floors and girls' floors, others just have guys' rooms and girls' rooms.

What school do you go to? How strictly is this enforced? I'm starting to scheme my plans for college next year.

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

Are these co-ed dorms or something? All of the colleges that I know of have the genders separated...



yeah. we have complexes that have 4 buildings within them. in each building there are 4 floors. on each floor there is 2 suites. in each suite there is 4 bedroom, 2 bathrooms, and a common room. there is always one male suite and female suite per floor.

i think they want us to have sex :/

but, yeah, there would be no issue with having a guy here...ever.

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

What school do you go to? How strictly is this enforced? I'm starting to scheme my plans for college next year.

I go to the University of Toledo. In my dorm, we have guys and girls living on the same floor. If you're talking about having "overnight guests" (as it's phrased in the residence policy), you can pretty much do whatever you want. The administration figures that you're in college, you're an adult, so you should be treated like one. Makes sense.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:



yeah. we have complexes that have 4 buildings within them. in each building there are 4 floors. on each floor there is 2 suites. in each suite there is 4 bedroom, 2 bathrooms, and a common room. there is always one male suite and female suite per floor.

i think they want us to have sex :/

but, yeah, there would be no issue with having a guy here...ever.

Where are you attending school? This sounds like a tantalizing opportunity.

all the dorms in my school are coed. it's not a big deal.

OmgZ! Coed dorms, what shall we do?

Students...might...omg..no.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

all the dorms in my school are coed. it's not a big deal.

Yeah well, I'm filling out my applications right now. Let's just say I have a whole new interest in college, and it's not the education.

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

Yeah well, I'm filling out my applications right now. Let's just say I have a whole new interest in college, and it's not the education.



lolz. im actually writing an academic paper about this.

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

Yeah well, I'm filling out my applications right now. Let's just say I have a whole new interest in college, and it's not the education.

Who told you that dorms were divided between the sexes?

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

Where are you attending school? This sounds like a tantalizing opportunity.

university of hartford.

but it really doesn't matter these days...even if you have different sex buildings you can still have girls come over/spend the night. VERY few schools these days have check points and curfews.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

university of hartford.

but it really doesn't matter these days...even if you have different sex buildings you can still have girls come over/spend the night. VERY few schools these days have check points and curfews.



usually only religious schools. once you're 18 you can screw whoever, whenever, as long as they're 18 too. bye bye parents, hello ladies.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Who told you that dorms were divided between the sexes?

Well, I was looking at one of the Universities very near to where I live. I want on a tour there, and heard it from one of the students. Then I go on their site, and find this: http://orlh.nd.edu/halls/ It seems that they refer to them as "halls" rather than dorms, but it's all the same.

Maybe this is due to the fact that it's a catholic University?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



usually only religious schools. once you're 18 you can screw whoever, whenever, as long as they're 18 too. bye bye parents, hello ladies.

Yep, you seem to have hit the nail right on the head. Care to share that paper once you get dome with it?

BTW, is MIT a religious school?

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

Yep, you seem to have hit the nail right on the head. Care to share that paper once you get dome with it?

BTW, is MIT a religious school?



haha, it's a pretty boring and shitty paper (dont ask how i managed that) but sure. and no MIT is def not religious.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

Vancouver, Canada.

Come on by, we have the best bud in the world. Honestly.

We sure do

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



haha, it's a pretty boring and shitty paper (dont ask how i managed that) but sure. and no MIT is def not religious.

A UNIVERSITY student writing shitty papers?!?!?! How well are you doing there? If people can get by writing shitty papers in college, then I'm all set!

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

A UNIVERSITY student writing shitty papers?!?!?! How well are you doing there? If people can get by writing shitty papers in college, then I'm all set!



Come to my school. Our English department is a joke and most people can't write for shit.

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

A UNIVERSITY student writing shitty papers?!?!?! How well are you doing there? If people can get by writing shitty papers in college, then I'm all set!



shitty compared to my university's standards. but shitty from a reader's perspective because it's too academic. don't get too excited.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Come to my school. Our English department is a joke and most people can't write for shit.

I think I'd do fairly well there. I'm pretty good at English, and I'm in my second year of AP math courses.

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

I think I'd do fairly well there. I'm pretty good at English, and I'm in my second year of AP math courses.

You'd be bored out of your mind for your first year or so, then, but at least you'd have easy A's. I had a perfect score on my critical reading SAT so English here is just pathetic to me, and as far as math, the average student who's not majoring in something math/science related only has to take up to about algebra 2 or so.

[This message has been edited by neato bandito (edited 11-07-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

shitty compared to my university's standards. but shitty from a reader's perspective because it's too academic. don't get too excited.

It's not that bad. It simply needs more lauren.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

You'd be bored out of your mind for your first year or so, then, but at least you'd have easy A's. I had a perfect score on my critical reading SAT so English here is just pathetic to me, and as far as math, the average student who's not majoring in something math/science related only has to take up to about algebra 2 or so.





That would be fine with me: that just mean's there's more time for partying and other nefarious exploits.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

It's not that bad. It simply needs more lauren.



fuck, i really should be working on it instead of posting on totse. look at me, im a terrible procrastinator. btw i changed some stuff. i might ask your opinion later.

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:



That would be fine with me: that just mean's there's more time for partying and other nefarious exploits.

Such is my life.

So far, these kind totseans are willing to help:

Yoyobek - England

neato bandito - USA (where in the US?)

Docta? - Northern Ireland

AstronomyDomine - USA (Connecticut)

firekitty751 - USA (columbus)

ZeroMalarki - North Ireland (Lancaster)

CarbonB - Fatsville

XHippie HunterX - USA (Seattle)

lauren7249 - USA (California)

oral fixation - USA (Connecticut)

HandOfZek - USA

MrMojoRisin - USA (Florida)

casanova - USA (New York)

Paul Kemp -USA (Columbus)

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

So far, these kind totseans are willing to help:

Yoyobek - England

neato bandito - USA (where in the US?)

Docta? - Northern Ireland

AstronomyDomine - USA (Connecticut)

firekitty751 - USA (columbus)

ZeroMalarki - North Ireland (Lancaster)

CarbonB - Fatsville

XHippie HunterX - USA (Seattle)

lauren7249 - USA (California)

oral fixation - USA (Connecticut)

HandOfZek - USA

MrMojoRisin - USA (Florida)

casanova - USA (New York)

Paul Kemp -USA (Columbus)

Toledo

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Toledo

Why not just come to Columbus?

You could actually stay as long as you needed, I don't have a roommate so it wouldn't really matter. I'll warn you though, my college sucks when it comes to parties and clubs and girls.

Fucking religious schools man.

i forgot to ask. what does amanda think about you doing this?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i forgot to ask. what does amanda think about you doing this?

"Please don't go. Please don't! If you go, I'll feel dead inside"

Something along the lines of that. She tried to find out her boundaries, and in doing so, has lost me.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Yep, deffinatly.

Sorry babe. Life begins at 18

Oooooooh shit! I just realised, Americans are crazy mother fuckers! Isn't the drinking age 21 over there? It's fucked! You're allowed to join the army, shoot a man, but you can't even drink a beer! So...how do people go clubbing at 18?

That my friend, is what fake Id's are for.

anybody who is anybody has a fake ID, most of the time before they are 18

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

"Please don't go. Please don't! If you go, I'll feel dead inside"

Something along the lines of that. She tried to find out her boundaries, and in doing so, has lost me.



She's lost you? As in, you're no longer in an exclusive relationship with her?

Edit - I would have thought that merited a thread!

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 11-07-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



She's lost you? As in, you're no longer in an exclusive relationship with her?

Edit - I would have thought that merited a thread!





Least drama on here, the better

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



She's lost you? As in, you're no longer in an exclusive relationship with her?

Edit - I would have thought that merited a thread!

I no longer make threads regarding her, because I'm pretty sure it was pissing S&A off.

She lost me because she did several things she knew were wrong. Then when she told me about them, and I was angry, instead of trying to redeem her self, she just dug her hole deeper and did more wrong.

She was a reason to stay. Now she isn't.

*edit*

So when I'm overseas, I'm fair game for any foreign women

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 11-07-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I no longer make threads regarding her, because I'm pretty sure it was pissing S&A off.

She lost me because she did several things she knew were wrong. Then when she told me about them, and I was angry, instead of trying to redeem her self, she just dug her hole deeper and did more wrong.

She was a reason to stay. Now she isn't.

*edit*

So when I'm overseas, I'm fair game for any foreign women





Well, it wasn't pissing me off, but ok.

I'll make sure to inform all the single women in a one mile radius that you will be coming.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:



Least drama on here, the better

You dog!

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

I'll make sure to inform all the single women in a one mile radius that you will be coming.

One mile wont be enough...I work pretty fast.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

One mile wont be enough...I work pretty fast.



ahahahaha....this is going to be good. i can't wait.

Okay, kinda off topic...

I'm only 16 and female living with parents so no WAY can an older foreign guy sleep on my floor.

However, if you're in London at any point, think we could gather together a shitload of London S&A'ers for a gathering?

I'm a totally unknown lurker but I know more about S&A users than most people who post every fucking day.

Could be a laugh.

Anyway, see you in London some time I hope!

Xx

Hey Lauren, got that paper done yet?

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

Hey Lauren, got that paper done yet?

almost. can't post it on totse though, since it's 7 pages and once you post something on totse there's the danger of being accused of plagiarism. so yeah.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

So when I'm overseas, I'm fair game for any foreign women

score! lol

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

almost. can't post it on totse though, since it's 7 pages and once you post something on totse there's the danger of being accused of plagiarism. so yeah.

OK, you can e-mail it to neonahzi@yahoo.com, por favor.

Some bad news...I lost one of my jobs today.

Some good news as well though, I lost my job (it was a shit). Okay, so now I only have one job, so income is down to $900 p/w. Which blows. Buuuut, my parents have sorted out a deal with me which allows me to temporarily live with them rent free, so that eliminates the need for a second job.

Any way, apparently harassment is worthy of instant dismissal. So yeah, lost my job for harassing this girl (not sexually).

Every thing seems to be going on track.

Important question:

Would it be hard to get a job in London?

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 11-08-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

OK, you can e-mail it to neonahzi@yahoo.com, por favor.

finished. it's 8 pages now.

but what are you going to do with it? my fear of plagiarism is sooo great. plus you're apparently a neo nazi, so i don't think you'll take too well to the view expressed in the paper that women should eschew traditional roles and be assertive in sex and dating....

quote:Originally posted by arquin:



Important question:

Would it be hard to get a job in London?





No, do you have bar experience or hospo experience? They're easy as jobs to get over there and they fucking LOVE aussies and kiwis(hard workers generally).

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:



No, do you have bar experience or hospo experience? They're easy as jobs to get over there and they fucking LOVE aussies and kiwis(hard workers generally).

I'm the laziest worker they'll ever hire, but they wont know that till they've hired me, and by then it's too late!

The trick is, you give them a flash of brilliance every now and then, then work pathetically shit for ages. Then they just wait for that next flash of brilliance.

I have my RSA (responsible serving of alcohol) and have worked in food/clothing, so that'd rock .

Looks like this is the game plan.

So you got back with amanda after lecturing me about my own relationship?

Shit, first you, then xiao, lecturing me about how bad my ex is whilst she's the one getting beaten up!



Yeah, Arquin, you sound like a manwhore. If you come here I'm going to goth you up so you look like a total faggot then I'm going to take you to a ridiculous goth club full of stupid little bitches, then I'm going to give each and every one of the cunts a roofie then you fuck them whilst they queue up and I take pics and afterwards I can sell them off on ebay

"stupid gothic slut,17 years of age, loose gaping vagina and various stds.

YOURS FOR ONLY £10 !!!! "

We could make a fortune.

There is a market for emo-mall-goth porn??!

*is shocked *

Jesus...and some people think it's global warming thats gonna kill us all..

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

So you got back with amanda after lecturing me about my own relationship?

Shit, first you, then xiao, lecturing me about how bad my ex is whilst she's the one getting beaten up!



Yeah, Arquin, you sound like a manwhore. If you come here I'm going to goth you up so you look like a total faggot then I'm going to take you to a ridiculous goth club full of stupid little bitches, then I'm going to give each and every one of the cunts a roofie then you fuck them whilst they queue up and I take pics and afterwards I can sell them off on ebay

"stupid gothic slut,17 years of age, loose gaping vagina and various stds.

YOURS FOR ONLY £10 !!!! "



Hmmmm...but after the break, things went so well!

I'm hardly a manwhore! Fuck the whole goth club idea. Let me wear my good clothes, and we'll go hit some nice pretentious house clubs. Then when they ask "are you on the list?", in my most Australian accented voice I'll say "Am oi on the list? AM OI ON THE LIST? DO YEW KNOW WHO FUCK OI AM? IM MICK FUCKING DUNDEE"

It'll work wonders. I'm considering wearing a typical Australian hat everywhere, you know, the borad rimmed ones, just to further the Australian stereotype.

*edit*

I'm offended that you think I'd need roofies to pick up goths! Goths have no self esteem as it is, they'd kill their first born child/mother/father/the pope just to have me grace them with my touch.

...yeah, I'm feeling pretty good at the moment .

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What did you do that was bad enough to get you fired?

If you add me on MSN, pure_inebriation@hotmail.com, we can talk about your dropping into Canada.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

What did you do that was bad enough to get you fired?

Harassment.

Girl: You're such a fucking loser..

Me: Yeah...? Well...you're morbidly obese.

Girl: ...and you're anorexic!

Me: That doesn't change the fact that you're fat, and your parents are ashamed of you.

It went something like that. She's been there two years, me 6 weeks. She took it to the boss, and won. Even though she started it.

They had to write an 'incident report', I got a copy of it, I should scan it and upload it.

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 11-08-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

[B]Would it be hard to get a job in London?[B]

From what I've heard it's literally as easy as walking into the first pub you see and ordering a beer. But that's only because two of my mates did it.

*Two aussies walk in, order beers*

*manager walks up to them*

"Hey, you two are Australian aren't you?"

*look at eash other*

"um... yes"

"You guys need jobs? Cos I need some people with your kinds of accents*

OK, so I shortened it a bit, but that's pretty much how it happened. Fuck, I wish people over here would offer me jobs like that.

Oh, and I'm willing to help... by going out every night and... well that's about it. Oh yeah, causing chaos.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

So far, these kind totseans are willing to help:

Yoyobek - England

neato bandito - USA (where in the US?)

Docta? - Northern Ireland

AstronomyDomine - USA (Connecticut)

firekitty751 - USA (columbus)

ZeroMalarki - North Ireland (Lancaster)

CarbonB - Fatsville

XHippie HunterX - USA (Seattle)

lauren7249 - USA (California)

oral fixation - USA (Connecticut)

HandOfZek - USA

MrMojoRisin - USA (Florida)

casanova - USA (New York)

Paul Kemp -USA (Columbus)

I'm actually in England, I'm from Northern Ireland, but I'm at Lancaster University, England. Unless I've gone back home for the holiday, but it's pretty much give me a bit of notice and I can help you out wherever I am.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I'm the laziest worker they'll ever hire, but they wont know that till they've hired me, and by then it's too late!

The trick is, you give them a flash of brilliance every now and then, then work pathetically shit for ages. Then they just wait for that next flash of brilliance.

I have my RSA (responsible serving of alcohol) and have worked in food/clothing, so that'd rock .

Looks like this is the game plan.

Uh thats right you need your RSA in aussie to serve drinks, here you just need to have a bar manager that has a license to be working at the time. Sorry off topic, but how hard is it to get your RSA? I want to work in a aussie for a while but I'm gonna need this fucking thing to work in bars there.

I'd invite you to come stay with me, but you'd probably die from boredom.:P

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I'd invite you to come stay with me, but you'd probably die from boredom.:P

I dont know, I'm invisioning quite an amusing scene as your husband comes home to find you sitting on the lap of some young australian guy..

Anyway, Arquin, if you even contemplate bringing one of those stereotypical australian hats to england, I shall withdraw my offer of housing you!

The roofies were not so you could seduce the gothwhores, but simply so that after sex they dont start that 'OMG you used me, I feel so abused. my soul is tortured..' bullshit.

And also so I can cut them open and play like a child with their innards for a while.

Arquin, how hard is it to get a bartending job there? I'm planning to move to Australia within the next 2 or 3 years and that's what I do. You need to get a RSA? How much does it cost and where do I get it?

Do people TIP in Australia? I went to Bali, Indonesia in August and it's not custom to tip the bartenders. Here I get $500 tips every few weeks. What's normal? 20%?

Arquin, if you come to Canada (which you damn well better) you better come party with me. There's a bunch of totseans in my city, we could totally party, and I'm sure you could stay with someone. Not me, unfortunately. Dude you're gonna have soooo much fun if you actually do this.

Hey arquin, I'd definitely party with you if you're ever in Calgary! And drugs are way cheaper here too. None of this $300 for a g of coke bullshit, lol.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Do people TIP in Australia? I went to Bali, Indonesia in August and it's not custom to tip the bartenders. Here I get $500 tips every few weeks. What's normal? 20%?

I heard that people don't tip in Australia.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

finished. it's 8 pages now.

but what are you going to do with it? my fear of plagiarism is sooo great. plus you're apparently a neo nazi, so i don't think you'll take too well to the view expressed in the paper that women should eschew traditional roles and be assertive in sex and dating....

I just wanted to read through it and see if it was really shit, rather than you being modest. Also, I'm going off to college next year, and wanted to see things from a college student's view point. I actually like the idea of women being the agressors. It would make life MUCH easier.

[This message has been edited by sidewayz6.6 (edited 11-08-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Sorry off topic, but how hard is it to get your RSA? I want to work in a aussie for a while but I'm gonna need this fucking thing to work in bars there.

See my response bellow...

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Arquin, how hard is it to get a bartending job there? I'm planning to move to Australia within the next 2 or 3 years and that's what I do. You need to get a RSA? How much does it cost and where do I get it?

Do people TIP in Australia? I went to Bali, Indonesia in August and it's not custom to tip the bartenders. Here I get $500 tips every few weeks. What's normal? 20%?

Okay, you're a female (+1), and from your photos you have great 'assets' (+2), you're American (+1), you have previous experience (+1)

You'd get a job reaaaally easily.

RSA's are dirt cheap. Mine was like $170 I think. But that was for RSA/F/G which is Alcohol/Food handling/Gambling all in one. I think on it's own it's like $60. You get it from "Bar School" in the city.

No, we generally don't tip. Sometimes it happens. If you're hot, chances increase. If patrons are utterly smashed (or on pills), chances increase again. It's not unheard of for a drunk person to buy a round of drinks with a $50 then say "keep the change". The change being a lot more than the drinks cost.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

Dude you're gonna have soooo much fun if you actually do this.

Yep. There's still a lot of factors that come into play, but every thing's looking in my favour.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I heard that people don't tip in Australia.

It's not like we're cheap or anything. It's all calculated into our hourly rate:

Okay, so average wage is like $17+ for a 21 year old. Then usually, it's time and a half for the first 2 hours after 12am (if she's working in a bar), then double time till 6am. So she'd be making $17, then $25, then $34. I'd prefer this method than to rely on tips.