Yeah, so I ride the school bus, and there are two girls who are obsessed with seeing my nipples. I'm a guy. They were joking around one day and asked me to show them mine. I said no. Then one of them keeps begging me to see them, and I keep telling her no. Then she jumps on me and looks down my shirt and I'm like: O_O

Now, whenever I ride my bike to my friends house the other girl occasionally stops me and asks me to show her my nipples. o.o

WTF?! Come on, what's so great about man-nipples?

They're flirting with you and you fail at seeign the obvious.

Threesome.

/thread

Dude, I am the most literal, and socially brain-dead, person on Earth, but even I can see that they don't actually care about your nipples, they're just trying to flirt with you.

amirite?amirite?!

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 11-05-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Nidias_91:

They're flirting with you and you fail at seeign the obvious.

Threesome.

/thread

I guess. My horrible crash-and-burn-first-relationship in seventh grade has scarred me for life, I do indeed fail to see the obvious.

..So why wouldn't you show them your nipples in the first place?

They're just being stupid, I wouldn't go as far as flirtation. As soon as you do it they'll probably leave you alone.

But hey, if they're around, try to hook up with one.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

..So why wouldn't you show them your nipples in the first place?

They're just being stupid, I wouldn't go as far as flirtation. As soon as you do it they'll probably leave you alone.

But hey, if they're around, try to hook up with one.

I am, and I do know that if I show them mine they'll leave me alone.

plus I'm working out daily now, and i've changed pysically, and i noticed that i've been getting a bit more attention from girls in general.

You really need to learn how to play the game.

and here is the pictograph of myself, i'm not exactly the most attractive person...

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6223/922093352lqe8.jpg

Who was the spanish looking chick you posted in SG?

Keep playing with them then, as long as you can keep them around the one you want to get with might end up liking you back.

quote:Originally posted by Aquarillis:

and here is the pictograph of myself, i'm not exactly the most attractive person...

http:// img223.ima geshack.us/img223/6223/922093352lqe8.jpg (http: //img223.i mageshack. us/img223/ 6223/92209 3352lqe8.j pg)

I lol'd. You were trying to be funny werent you?

Next time she asks tell her to show you her nipple first.

quote:Originally posted by Nidias_91:

They're flirting with you and you fail at seeign the obvious.

Threesome.

/thread

They're fucking with you. It's funny.

When I go clubbing, and a camera gets on me, I can always get some random gorl to kiss/lick/suck my nipple for the photo. Does that mean she's flirting with me? No. Maybe. I don't know.

They jump on you. That's a good sign. But wanting to see your nipples, no a sign.

I was bi. I'd always tell fat kids to 'show me their tits'. Was I hitting on them? Probably.

Haha, nah.

Fat kids have boooobies .

Okaaaay, kind of straying away from the point. Make them suck your nipple. It's hawt.

ROCK ROCK THIS PARTY! DANCE EVERYBODY! MAKE IT HOT IN THIS PARTY! EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!

Tell them if they show you theirs, you will show them yours.

Simple.

quote:Originally posted by jesus_is_my_homeboy69:

Tell them if they show you theirs, you will show them yours.

Simple.

They're probably expecting it!

^ Ya, and you're far from unattractive.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

They're probably expecting it!

I refuse to believe he hasn't said something so obvious by now

Why did you blank out the clock?

quote:Originally posted by Aquarillis:

[ I guess. My horrible crash-and-burn-first-relationship in seventh grade has scarred me for life, I do indeed fail to see the obvious.

That explains it all.

quote:Originally posted by Defekt:

Next time she asks tell her to show you her nipple first.

I did. *grins*

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Why did you blank out the clock?

It was the only picture of myself that I had on this computer at the time. Want me to re-draw it or something?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

They're fucking with you. It's funny.

When I go clubbing, and a camera gets on me, I can always get some random gorl to kiss/lick/suck my nipple for the photo. Does that mean she's flirting with me? No. Maybe. I don't know.

They jump on you. That's a good sign. But wanting to see your nipples, no a sign.

I was bi. I'd always tell fat kids to 'show me their tits'. Was I hitting on them? Probably.

Haha, nah.

Fat kids have boooobies .

Okaaaay, kind of straying away from the point. Make them suck your nipple. It's hawt.

ROCK ROCK THIS PARTY! DANCE EVERYBODY! MAKE IT HOT IN THIS PARTY! EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!

Well, see, one of them pounced on me in the lunchroom one day, and the other just says "nipples" to me whenever I walk by her.

And the on that pounced on my licked them once, and she tells me that she plans to suck on them next. I wouldn't mind, if you know, there weren't like twelve kids watching at the back of the damn bus!

quote:Originally posted by Aquarillis:

And the one that pounced on me licked them once, and she tells me that she plans to suck on them next. I wouldn't mind, if you know, there weren't like twelve kids watching at the back of the damn bus!

Fuck those other kids, when she lets go of your titty, kiss her or bite her titty, do something.

quote:Originally posted by Aquarillis:

Well, see, one of them pounced on me in the lunchroom one day, and the other just says "nipples" to me whenever I walk by her.

And the on that pounced on my licked them once, and she tells me that she plans to suck on them next. I wouldn't mind, if you know, there weren't like twelve kids watching at the back of the damn bus!

You need to just play it cool, sit back and relax.. if they want to suck your nipples, don't act so agitated, just display your pimpin' skills.

Tease them about it as well say something like.

"You show me yours, I'll show you mine."

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

You need to just play it cool, sit back and relax.. if they want to suck your nipples, don't act so agitated, just display your pimpin' skills.

Tease them about it as well say something like.

"You show me yours, I'll show you mine."

I have already said that. Thing is, if i poke/grab, I'm afraid I'll get a pint of pepper spray in the face or something.

It has been said, but "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" has been the coorrect answer since you were 5.

EDIT:^^^Don't be so pussy. Really they are sucking your nipples, tell them you want to do the same.

[This message has been edited by jimany (edited 11-05-2006).]

invite to your house. proceed to nipple time.

If she sucks on your nipple, move down hard and fast, and replace it so shes sucking on your tounge. Then turn that bitch around and fuck her from behind.

quote:Originally posted by Aquarillis:

I have already said that. Thing is, if i poke/grab, I'm afraid I'll get a pint of pepper spray in the face or something.

No pain, no gain.

Besides, you think a girl as old as you who's groping on your nips is carrying a can of OC, much less will use it on you?

You're a wuss.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

No pain, no gain.

Besides, you think a girl as old as you who's groping on your nips is carrying a can of OC, much less will use it on you?

You're a wuss.

True.

Guess I'll just sneak in a test poke next time she pounces on me. Thing is, she's teh hawt, but I like the other girl. o.o

Dude, DO NOT sneak poke anything. That's like asking to kiss a girl - you just do it.

If you want to be sneaky but still blatant, put your hand on her hip and slowly slide it up her side.

Hopefully you'll move all the way up and you can slowly pull forward and feel some tit. And if you're doing that, hopefully you're in a liplock too.

Don't be nutless. She's giving you good signals, even if she's not interested at heart - take them for what they're worth, and go for it. She may very well return the affection.

quote:Originally posted by Defekt:

Next time she asks tell her to show you her nipple first.

DAMN YOU! I was just about to say that

Today she rubbed my nipples a whole lot. o_O

Dude, ask them to hang out or something after school or on the bus ride home.

Then fuck them!

quote:Originally posted by Tarnak:

Dude, ask them to hang out or something after school or on the bus ride home.

Then fuck them!

See, the one I like is grounded. =(

quote:Originally posted by Aquarillis:

See, the one I like is grounded. =(

Tell her "I'm going to get this nipple thing resolved once and for all and show up at your house at 12 am when your parents are asleep."

Make sure you tell her you're coming. :/

Note: this may be premature, but the signs are there. As long as people in your area don't find late nights sketchy.

quote:Originally posted by Aquarillis:

and here is the pictograph of myself, i'm not exactly the most attractive person...

http:// img223.ima geshack.us/img223/6223/922093352lqe8.jpg (http: //img223.i mageshack. us/img223/ 6223/92209 3352lqe8.j pg)

Eh, I'd go gay for you. Not really, but you're not ugly.