today i was at work when this homeless woman around her 30's came...she offered me head for 5$..lolll so i got head from her for like 3 minz buh it sucked...so i was feeling very horny...so i fucked her in the ass for 1 min and half of the time i couldnt find her hole since it was my first time.i didnt use any protection..now iam scared of any STDs...what are the chances of me catching a STD?...the head only lasted for 4 minz or so..and anal sex not even 1 min...should i be worried? what should i do?..please help me...

Cut off your penis. Now. Before the disease sets in.

please..only serious suggestions..thank you

BUMP

need serious and quick advice

Yes, you now have STDs. To prevent the painful, agonizing, and embarassing few days you have left, better end it now. Tell us how the suicide goes.

LOL...TOTSE would be my last place to look for advice next time i need any advice

Troll.

quote:Originally posted by AstronomyDomine:

Cut off your penis. Now. Before the disease sets in.

This is a serious suggestion. Do it. Now.

It's okay, everyone knows you can't get STD's unless she gives you head for longer than 10 minutes. And anal 5 minutes. So you're safe.

Well, coming from a retard that can't spell "minute" I'd imagine you'd be the type of person to just fuck everything up. You probably do have a STD of some sort. That's what you get. You should have just given the bitch your money and left.

Meh, hopefully you learned your lesson.

I'd also cut your penis off. Or at least have it examined.