first of all i'd like to say, that i created a new name in order to protect my privacy and real identity, as my friends are familiar with totse. i have to post about something i need to get off my chest, and i don't know how to handle it, i feel like i don't even know who i am anymore.

it all started a week ago today, throughout the entire day i found myself plagued by severe upset stomach aches, i ate mcdonalds the night before, so i think that's what did it. but anyway, this was happening the entire day. finally sometime mid-afternoon, my stomach had been feeling fine for about an hour or so. i found myself feeling a little turned on, like any normal high testosterone teenager, so i started to pleasure myself. now i'm getting pretty close and all of a sudden i'm struck with the feeling of a very very intense intestinal requirement. i don't know how to describe it, but it was really intense.. i knew i had to put on hold the masturbation, as what was about to happen was unstoppable, and i go into the bathroom.

now i'm sitting on the toilet and i still have a boner! and i start to squeeze and this massive log of poo(possibly the biggest chunk i've ever release) is coming out, and i notice this feeling in my chest and all throughout my stomach, it kind of felt good and weird at the same time, almost cloying. and as soon as the log drops all the way out, i blow my load. i wasn't still stroking myself or anything

now i've been feeling weird all week, the things that turn me on have changed. i don't know if i'm gay attracted to feces or even some fucked up combination of the twoand i started stealing my sisters underwear and wearing it after she's worn it all day or worked out in it. i even go so far as when nobody is home to put on her sundress and take a parasol and walk around the house. i'm so disgusted with myself, helpe me

I'm laughing so freaking hard right now.

Definitely a troll, but a funny post nonetheless.

You own a parasol? Where the hell do you live, a Jane Austin mini-series adaption?

[This message has been edited by Forgotten (edited 11-05-2006).]

rofl.

no please, this is %110 serious

quote:Originally posted by Lucrecia:

I'm laughing so freaking hard right now.

QFMFT

It's so hard to reply seriously...

Excreting solid waste will be pleasurable for most males to a certain extent. Any sort of pressure against the prostate will provide an enjoyable sensation, therfore your shit could have possible induced your orgasm and ejaculation because you had got yourself most of the way there and the stimulation of the prostate finished the job.

As for wearing your sisters underwear... dude, it's your sister!