Ok so the guy in this thread http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/024755.html posts that he likes to have sex with his dog.....

At first i was like all of you and thought "THATS FUCKING NASTY YOU SICK FUCK", but then some pictures were posted....and after a few days ill admit that its been on my mind for quite some time.

Anyway i broke up with my girlfriend a while back and havnt really "Got any" Since then. Nedless to say, i am getting sick of jacking off. It just doesnt feel as good. Plus im to poor to buy a fleshlight because i can hardly pay rent as it is.

Like i was saying though, Its been on my mind for a few days now, and i got old "Scruffy" sitting next to me as i was playing world of warcraft and now im seriously considering trying to have sex with my dog. HOWEVER i wanna know a few things first....

1)Will my Dog get hurt? Shes pretty big and extreamly furry (Hence the name scruffy).. My cock is of average size and is of normal girth.

2)Is this illegal? What kind of trouble could i get into if i were caught doing this. I doubt ill get caught BUT i do wanna make sure im not gonna get into to much trouble should the worst happen

3)I wanna know will my dog enjoy it at all? Or is it gonna be unpleasent for her?

4)Could i get any weird illness or infection from doing this. I dont have any condoms around. Should i go buy some? (She hasnt had sex with anyother dogs.)

5)And last but not least...Will she put up a fight? Is there anything she might do to fight back?

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I know some of you are probally thinking im some kind of sick weirdo like that one guy but to be honest now that i think about it whats so wrong with it? ITs just like using a sex toy and its not like my dogs feelings are gonna get hurt or anything.

Thanks in advance

Just...... No.

Seriously, dont do it. Just wait until you find someone who will put out for you. I cant' quite tell if you're trolling or not, but.... this is beyond scary.

ph@il...

Love, Swibbles

Usually one wouldnt do this since the feeling of wtf i fucked a dog? do it

i feel awkward even broaching the topic.

but....when i was younger, like 11, i used to always be fascinated by penises (peni)....even dog penises. so yea.... i just wanted.. to figure out what it looked like.

anyways, at least with male dogs, you can tell they're enjoying themselves. if she feels comfortable with you, she'll be fine. but yea, i think infections could be a problem.

do it if you can post pics/video plus a detailed story.

Just seduce the bitch. Put some roofies in her dog bowl to loosen her up. If it's consensual, she might enjoy it.

Just don't be rapin' a bitch that shit is straight up fucked up, yo.

Oh and wear a condom. Don't want no little dogmans walking around.

Record it on video and sell it.

Seriously though, that's pretty sick. Don't do it, you would probably regret it later and say "What the fuck was I thinking?"

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

do it if you can post pics/video plus a detailed story.

^^Oh, and don't forget this too.

If you're being serious than dont do it! I know your horny, and people tend to do stupid shit when they are horny, so if you fuck your dog now, you're gonna think back a few days later and say WTF? I fucked my dog! Dont do it!

quote:Originally posted by ROFLwaffles:

If you're being serious than dont do it! I know your horny, and people tend to do stupid shit when they are horny, so if you fuck your dog now, you're gonna think back a few days later and say WTF? I fucked my dog! Dont do it!

Don't listen to him! Reach for the stars!

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:



Oh and wear a condom. Don't want no little dogmans walking around.

lol wtf I laughed.

To the OP:

I don't think it's illegal to have sex with an animal...then again, it depends on where you live.

As for whether the sex will hurt your dog or whether she will put up a fight...just buy a cucumber that's roughly the same size as your pen0r, lube it up and shove it in and observe her reaction.

And finally, I know it's been mentioned before, however it bears repetition:

Post pics/vids.

Here's a tip.

Jerk off, then think about it, if the thought is still there, you're pretty messed in the head. But seriously, follow that first bit of advice, 5 bucks says you WILL regret this at some point.

Here's an answer to your problem. Sell your WoW character.

Save money. Go out to bar. Chat girls up. Fuck them.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Here's an answer to your problem. Sell your WoW character.

Save money. Go out to bar. Chat girls up. Fuck them.

FTW!

lawl, this made me remember of a couple of stories some totsean wrote about their hot female friend getting a dog to do her...

quote:Originally posted by mek777:

lawl, this made me remember of a couple of stories some totsean wrote about their hot female friend getting a dog to do her...



Yes they were very good. I wish they had been archived but it was before my time.

Are you really THAT ugly you can't even get a fuckbuddy or a one night stand when you have lowered your standards to the point where you would fuck a DOG?

Goddamnit, you're the most pitiful person I have ever heard of!

Don't do it, you idiot, bestiality IS a crime and causes most of times extreme discomfort and sometimes permanent injuries on dogs.

Humans are fucked up, that's common knowledge, but please, let's keep the animals out of our stupidity!

Stop being the moral little angel.^

It's his dog and let's face it, not everywhere beastility is illegal. If he wants to stick his penis in there, great for him. Trust me, if the dog wouldn't want it he'll know.

I would never do this myself, and neither would you from the look of it, but my point still stands. Not everywhere it's against the law. And just maybe that's because of a good reason.

DUDE?!?!?! WTF!???!?!

You think your dog will just put out like that??? And you haven't even taken her out on a date yet???!?!? Buy her dinner and prsents, then bam the doggy door will be open!!

Anyone make a joke about doing it "doggy style" yet??

Do it.

Steps are:

1. Close curtains

2. Turns of lights

3. Put on a condom

4.lube up your penis (with astroglide)

5. Masturbate a bit because now

6. You can shoot yourself in the head to avoid bestiality you sick fuck.

That guy is fucking gross and so r u for thinking about it...

thes only option is suicide

You could always spend a few bucks on a jar of peanut butter and have a few hours of immense ball-licking enjoyment...

But in all seriousness, if you're not going to hurt your dog and have educated yourself enough on the subject, why not? Use a condom and enough water-based lube, and don't force yourself on the dog. Plenty of sites out there should teach you the right tips & tricks. Tons of people love animals, and by love I mean fuck, and by fuck I mean enjoy sex, both human and animal. I've let my dog fuck a friend before, he didn't seem to mind at all. Try fingering your dog first, try getting her in the mood. You don't need her in heat, but you can't just grab her and start pumping away, find the right moment. Post the results, perhaps?

UMOP!!!!! I haven't seen you post in ages. Maybe just not where I frequent. :\

Post a story of results if you do it, not sure I'd ant pics/vid :\. You're pretty low to think like this (socially), can't fall lower except regretting it. I feel sorry for the dog, though. :\

quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:

UMOP!!!!! I haven't seen you post in ages. Maybe just not where I frequent. :\



I haven't posted in like, 10 days, but that's because the weather has been extremely good for this time of the year, and time spent outside doing stuff I love beats time on totse, that's all.

I have to write a bigass paper on tectosilicates now, that's why I'm here .

Edit: To the people whining about it being wrong and all, that's your opinion, and nothing more. I, for one, see nothing wrong with bestiality, just as I see nothing wrong with underage kids having sex, amongst many other 'taboos'. If nobody gets hurt & both parties agree (and trust me on this, it's not that difficult to get an animal to orgasm. Clitoris Rubbing Lesson 1, or How To Please A Penis, will work on our domesticated friends just as good as on a human being), I don't see why you'd be against it.

[This message has been edited by umop 3pisdn (edited 11-05-2006).]

Go to;

www.beastforum.com (http://www.beastforum.com)

You might find some helpful advice there.

[This message has been edited by reject (edited 11-05-2006).]

Go have sex with some ugly ass easy fat chick.

She might be ugly...but your considering a dog atm :\

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Just seduce the bitch. Put some roofies in her dog bowl to loosen her up. If it's consensual, she might enjoy it.

Just don't be rapin' a bitch that shit is straight up fucked up, yo.

Oh and wear a condom. Don't want no little dogmans walking around.

Zooks has this one, perhaps he's got some experience in said field?

if you want some hire a prostitute or just find a desperate emo

quote:Originally posted by reject:

Go to;

www.beastforum.com (http://www.beastforum.com)

You might find some helpful advice there.



I have an urge to start bel-airing that site.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Just seduce the bitch. Put some roofies in her dog bowl to loosen her up. If it's consensual, she might enjoy it.

Just don't be rapin' a bitch that shit is straight up fucked up, yo.

Oh and wear a condom. Don't want no little dogmans walking around.

Hahahahahahaha, dogmans.

Hahahahaha.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Don't listen to him! Reach for the stars!

hahaha.



But seriously, if I knew a guy was fucking his dog I'd crucify him.

Totse truly is the shithole of the internet.

You guys are seriously slacking...

Dude, what about chicks in the FUTURE! How the fuck are YOU going to feel knowing that the the penis that you use to make love to your woman was once inside of a dog? I know if my boyfriend EVER told me some shit like that I'd want to fucking kill myself. I mean, it makes me sick thinking of some of the WOMEN he's slept with. Come one, dude. There will be serious mental consequences if you follow through with it.

Jesus, you're going to look (maybe one day) in your little baby's face and know that he came out of a dick that fucked a dog? That you fucked his mother with a tainted penis?

Think, man. Think.

quote:Originally posted by [d]eter:

Totse truly is the shithole of the internet.

Yepp.

She's been living with you for how long without putting out? Fuck that bitch. (LOL@double meanings!)

Ok... I'm by no means attractive, good with the ladies or that, but there's tons of girls, that although pretty damn undesirable I could get with if I wanted to. On the other hand, those girls are about 50X as desirable as my dog.

The question is can you get written consent from the dog?

If not, then don't do it.

Bitches have been known to call rape time to time when you don't have proof.

GET A PROSTITUTE!

Just don't do the dog!

several years ago me and my roomate walked in on our other roomate attempting to entice his dog to lick chocolate syrup off his cock,there was really no way for him to deny what he was trying to do,he is naked except for a tanktop with his junk all covered in syrup and holding the poor dogs head down on himself,we just kinda stared at him for a second then i broke into laughter and walked out,the puppy molester moved out the same night and ive never heard from him since

quote:Originally posted by Omikcron:

Bitches have been known to call rape time to time when you don't have proof.

I just had to laugh.

its okay, as long as u eat her out. make sure u cum in her mouth. she should enjoy it. i do it once a year. make sure u do it in the pussy not the ass, the first time i did i did it her ass she went crazy her pussy was tight. u may one finger her a bit

I read most of this then just stopped because nobody's taking it seriously enough.

If you want to fuck your dog and you don't think you'll feel guilt for it then go ahead. I'm not sure exactly what you can get charged for because laws tend to differ in each state. With many beastiality may be considered an unwritten law.

I'm not sure whether or not your dog will enjoy it. You may hurt her. I don't think a dog's penis is a smaller average than ours. I'm not positive. If you want to then go for it, she won't tell. I would read up on it first.

Consider furture relationships though. This kind of reminds me of that one skit by Dav Chappell, "You don't fuck a monkey one day then fuck a human another day". Seriously though. If I were you, I wouldn't do it. I know you're desperate now but in the furute think about how bad you'll feel for it.

You could sale your WoW character or something else you own and go out to a bar and pick up some ugly chick if you're bad looking. She may be ugly, but atleast she's human. Having sex with your dog is really low. I'm not trying to judge you on this or make you feel bad but the mind is a strange thing. Don't let the chemicals in your body control your opinions on things.

I think a better idea would be to castrate yourself...Seriously.

quote:Originally posted by Cosmo Memory:

Record it on video and sell it.

Seriously though, that's pretty sick. Don't do it, you would probably regret it later and say "What the fuck was I thinking?"

hell naw man dont

thats sick

and in your christian it says in the bible "thou shall not lay with any other animal or thou shall be put to death" so yea dont man and you can get a really bad infection

Do not have sex with your dog. 4 rls...

Go right ahead and limewire that shit up.

You are pathetic.

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I say go for it! It'll make a great story to tell the grandkids one day!

ROFL

Threads like these are why I registered. =D

That is wrong on soooo many levels.

But also rather funny.

My advice would be to NOT do it.

quote:Originally posted by umop 3pisdn:

You could always spend a few bucks on a jar of peanut butter and have a few hours of immense ball-licking enjoyment...

But in all seriousness, if you're not going to hurt your dog and have educated yourself enough on the subject, why not? Use a condom and enough water-based lube, and don't force yourself on the dog. Plenty of sites out there should teach you the right tips & tricks. Tons of people love animals, and by love I mean fuck, and by fuck I mean enjoy sex, both human and animal. I've let my dog fuck a friend before, he didn't seem to mind at all. Try fingering your dog first, try getting her in the mood. You don't need her in heat, but you can't just grab her and start pumping away, find the right moment. Post the results, perhaps?

Upside, some questions;

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI> Do you have any video or pictures of this event that you would share?

<LI> Were you there to witness it? If yes, did it turn you on/what was it like?

<LI> How exactly did the subject of beast sex come about, and how exactly did they post the question?

Was it like, "Oh hey xxxx, How's uni been? Hey can I ask a favour of you, can I fuck your dog?"

</UL>

Yeah. Thanks mate.

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kbai

^^^ thanks for that, i couldnt stop laughing when i saw the innocent blacked out boxes over the eyes, even though i should have taken it seriously

lol. this is just fucking weird, "sh-should i fuck my dog? w-will she like it?". you have taken desperate to a new level.

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

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kbai

DUDE NO!

Ok so I have gathered a few things from this hilarious thread.

Best advice I can give to you dude is just get together a few bucks and go to a hole-in-the-wall bar.

There is always chicks hanging out in those bars just waiting to get picked up.

Even if you take home a fat-ass ugly one, still beats fuckin yer dog man.

If you try to fuck yer dog, I can't help but wish that something horrible happen to you because of it.

quote:Originally posted by Omikcron:

The question is can you get written consent from the dog?

If not, then don't do it.

Bitches have been known to call rape time to time when you don't have proof.

"What is it, Lassie? Did Timmy try to rape you again?"

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Yes they were very good. I wish they had been archived but it was before my time.

WHuahahahahaha.... *grins and stares at his own archives, grins some more*

This is what fat or ugly chicks are for obviously the ugly factor should be no problem since unless your just sick then im sure youd much rather fuck the ugliest bitch alive then an actual BITCH as in female dog. You'll probably not want to fuck your dog considering how you might regret that rest of your life

This thread is useless without pics of the dog

If your that desperate that you cant even think to rape a human first...have you got a naturally aggressive bitch? I don't mean is she snarling and frothing when she gets going but like deep down is she a fighter or passive? Because if you've got the former I'd muzzle that bitch.

ROFL

this is why i love totse

DO IT

FUCK THE DOGG

itll be funny

but yeah... afterwards... you will feel fucked up

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!

DONT LOOK AT THE PICTURES

*vomits all over the place*

I thought the only thing this place didnt like was animal cruelty?

yes she could get hurt, yes you could get infections, no she probably wont enjoy herself that much, YES IT'S ILLEGAL (beastiality, duh)

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Don't want *any* little *dogmen* walking around.

Fixed

As far as I know, male dogs are the only ones that get any pleasure. Generally with most animals its a rape thing. The female is either trying to get away, or in pain anyways.

So...I wouldnt expect it to be easy.

wow..i love totse

use amyl ... fuck your retared

bump

i had too

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

You guys are seriously slacking...

Dude, what about chicks in the FUTURE! How the fuck are YOU going to feel knowing that the the penis that you use to make love to your woman was once inside of a dog? I know if my boyfriend EVER told me some shit like that I'd want to fucking kill myself. I mean, it makes me sick thinking of some of the WOMEN he's slept with. Come one, dude. There will be serious mental consequences if you follow through with it.

Jesus, you're going to look (maybe one day) in your little baby's face and know that he came out of a dick that fucked a dog? That you fucked his mother with a tainted penis?

Think, man. Think.

When I was homeless, a junkie, and verging on suicide; I slept with a whore one time to stave off suicidal thoughts. I told my girlfriend about it and she hasn't been the same about sex since then. I hope she gets to the point of being able to put it behind her...but I don't know if she will; she has an irrational hatred of hookers.

quote:Originally posted by freak-or-die:

bump

i had too

And thank you. I haven't read a thread this funny in a long time.

HTS-noob is known for the highlighter incident.

You will be known for fucking dogs.

I recommend you change your name and never mention such gross, disgusting behavior ever again.

Isn't this a Bad Idea yet?

Edit: Bad Ideas is the garbage can now, not HB.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 11-21-2006).]

http://ftw.generation.no/?n=2256

how low can someone get...???

If your dog loves human cock, fuck it!

Do it again, but get better pics!

Don't listen to these people who say no to do it. It is your penis and your dog so I don't see why they have a say in it.

quote:Originally posted by freak-or-die:

use amyl ... fuck your retared

English is a wonderful language, you should try it sometime.

quote:Originally posted by Cboys:

English is a wonderful language, you should try it sometime.



i like how you pick me too flame ... not the guy who WANTS TO FUCK HIS DOG .... people make typos and even sometimes dont know how to spell something ... stop being a kid and actualy find something worth while to try and pwn me with .... idiot