alright im goin out with this hot catholic chick that wont put out b/c shes a virgin. Ive been goin out with her for almost 2 months and she will do pretty much anything but let me fuck her. I can tell she wants it really bad but if i say anything about it she "isn't ready". WTF do i do to make her ready? i wanna hit it so bad... thx

try loosening up her poon with a crucifix?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

try loosening up her poon with a crucifix?

I lol'd

Respect her decision and wait it out?

Dear Hubert,

You're a bastard.

Love,

K Hole

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Respect her decision and wait it out?

fuck that, i want it now.... what can i do!??1?!?

You chose her; either put up with her decision, shut up and wait for her to come around or leave her.

yeah thats not gonna work, what if i like get her really drunk or something, u think shed be mad in the morning?

Shut the fuck up, now you just sound like an immature little sack of shit. Have some courtesy for your chick you cocksucker.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Shut the fuck up, now you just sound like an immature little sack of shit. Have some courtesy for your chick you cocksucker.

are you gay? its all about the pussy...

You sound like a low-life peice of shit.

If you do try and get her drunk, I hope you get a rape charge.

you said she will do pretty much anything else, right? well while you are having a serious make out session turn her on a lot. get her completely naked and you just be in your underwear. go down on her, but don't let her orgasm...make her want it. then just go back to making out whilst still teasing her down below. if you make her crave it enough, she will be ready. when she is squirming with desire just look into her eyes and here is where you have to make a decision. these are your choices:

1) ask her if she is ready.

2) try taking off your underwear, and see if she allows intercourse...

or

3) tell her she is ready (in a cocky tone like 'oh yeah, you're ready' with a big smirk...not a rapist kind of way)

from the guys i have talked to about the issue #3 tends to work best (again, not rape). but you have to remember that she migth still say no, and if she does, dont be a dick. continue to make out or whatever...dont just throw your clothes on and leave.

quote:Originally posted by Hubert_Cumberdale:

are you gay? its all about the pussy...

You're a sack of shit. I hope to christ you dont get laid- ever. It would be a terrible thing if you reproduced.

Sometimes it is just all.. about the pussy! Calm down everyone lol.

Then again, Catholicism is the biggest piece of shit ever. I was raised as one. If she believes it then she's a moron anyway.

ya you guys are faggots, i say get her loaded.

quote:Originally posted by kamikrazi:

ya you guys are faggots, i say get her loaded.

I agree, anyone who can respect a woman's decision to say no, and not feel like getting her drunk is the only way to take their relationship farther is a fucking queer.

edit- Oh yeah, getting her drunk would be rape, silly me.

[This message has been edited by Sprinkles (edited 11-04-2006).]

Take your time, it's mostly overrated (as far as I have been thinking about it anyway.) but even still, you should let her have her time.

Failure to do so makes you dickface mcdick and you should be fucking shot. If you just want a girlfriend to have sex with, dumb her and find a whore. She could do a lot better if that's your attitude so fuck her feelings, you're only going to make it worse by staying with her.

Maybe she just wants it to be special, so romance with little pressure is probably the best way to go about it.. a romantic stroll, suprise picnic under the stars, time.

And once a fellow totsean finally has a change to get laid, all of you morons turn to sweet little angels, jealous idiots.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

And once a fellow totsean finally has a change to get laid, all of you morons turn to sweet little angels, jealous idiots.

I agree, usually everyone is the opposite of what they are now.

IIIII on the other hand still think the OP is an asshole who should be castrated.

Did I start a new trend?

This thread is a joke.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

you said she will do pretty much anything else, right? well while you are having a serious make out session turn her on a lot. get her completely naked and you just be in your underwear. go down on her, but don't let her orgasm...make her want it. then just go back to making out whilst still teasing her down below. if you make her crave it enough, she will be ready. when she is squirming with desire just look into her eyes and here is where you have to make a decision. these are your choices:

1) ask her if she is ready.

2) try taking off your underwear, and see if she allows intercourse...

or

3) tell her she is ready (in a cocky tone like 'oh yeah, you're ready' with a big smirk...not a rapist kind of way)

from the guys i have talked to about the issue #3 tends to work best (again, not rape). but you have to remember that she migth still say no, and if she does, dont be a dick. continue to make out or whatever...dont just throw your clothes on and leave.



Thanks!

thats what im talkin about, some advice from somebody with some experience. Sick of all these horny teenagers that are sittin behind their computer talkin shit to people who might get some. Go get a fleshlight faggots.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

try loosening up her poon with a crucifix?



Haha,funny. But seriously man, no matter how much you "wanna hit that" you have to wait UNTIL she is ready, UNTIL she gives her "whole being" to you. Until then, just, well....masterbate. Best advice I can give you.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

try loosening up her poon with a crucifix?

Sorry this is offtopic; but I checked your date of registration and it was July 2006...

I registered way before you did (May 2006); so if you can be a mod, I should to..

quote:Originally posted by WritingANovel:

Sorry this is offtopic; but I checked your date of registration and it was July 2006...

I registered way before you did (May 2006); so if you can be a mod, I should to..

You have to remember, being a mod isn't about the time you've spent being registered on totse, it's about whether they believe you can be a worthy mod. Also, he may have been on for a lot longer under another account.

Anyway. Back to the topic.

Blah blah blah blah blah. You can go on and say that just because we have morals it makes us jealous people but I think I'm a lot more likely to get some than you and I don't need to trick a girl into doing it.

You've chosen to be with this girl, so you should respect how she feels about this, not only for what she believes in but the things that go along with it. If she's saying she's not ready, perhaps she genuinely isn't, so you shouldn't try to push it onto her. Why are you trying to rush into it anyway? Its not all that important.

You wonder why you aren't getting any decent advice (except from Oral Fixation), its because scarily enough a lot of Totseans have morals and know that what you're doing isn't quite right. The reason she's saying she isn't ready is probably her way of saying she doesn't trust you enough to make such a big step in her left, keeping in mind this is her first time.

So, I suggest staying with her for quite some time, long enough for her to build confidence with you and long enough for her to know that she can fully trust you.

Just a generalisation, but it just seems your with this girl because you want to fuck her, so I can see why she's saying that she 'isn't ready', because you're just an asshole trying to 'get some'. I just hope she dumps your sorry ass.

They wait untill after marrage so tell her you promise youll marie her.

quote:Originally posted by Hubert_Cumberdale:

yeah thats not gonna work, what if i like get her really drunk or something, u think shed be mad in the morning?

WOW!!! You obviously don't deserve a girlfriend.

But if you are willing to do that there are plenty of other girls out there that will have sex especially if drunk. Let her keep her decision. If she is willing, it will be whole lot better, consensual sex=GREAT TIME!!

You're a dickhead Hubert.

quote:Originally posted by Hubert_Cumberdale:

Ive been goin out with her for almost 2 months and she will do pretty much anything but let me fuck her.

How old are you? If you are both young and she's generally inexperienced, you're lucky she lets you do everything else after two months. And if you're older and you still think you should be getting a girl drunk to get her to agree to sex, then I suggest you look into sterilization, and fast.

Good grief, this is pathetic.

Some people just shouldn't be allowed girlfriends, even if they *are* Catholic! :/

[This message has been edited by Solidus (edited 11-05-2006).]

Go to the beach at night. Walk around. Talk. Put a condom in her hand and tell her that it's up to her.

quote:Originally posted by Hubert_Cumberdale:

alright im goin out with this hot catholic chick that wont put out b/c shes a virgin. Ive been goin out with her for almost 2 months and she will do pretty much anything but let me fuck her. I can tell she wants it really bad but if i say anything about it she "isn't ready". WTF do i do to make her ready? i wanna hit it so bad... thx



you are such an asshole. if you had any idea what you do emotionally ot a girl when you take her virginity, you wouldnt do it. guys are different from girls they get attached very easily. dont be an ass hole. it is not all about the pussy. it is to you because you are a little shit who dosent have a heart. i hope you die.

Seeing that it's 12:50 am I had nothing better to do but browse Wikipedia articles and I read about V for Vendetta, more specifically, Adam Sutler. He was the leader of the Norsefire Regime in the comics and the movie. Keep reading as there is a point to this.

In the comics it's revealed that Adam remained a virgin his whole life. Just then something clicked in my mind involving religious views on pre-martial sex because the Norsefire Regime was ultra-conservative.

The whole pre-martial sex is a sin and is bad is completely flawed in today's world. Back when these documents were written and enforced organized marriages had people getting married between ages 12-17 so by the time they had the urge to fuck they could.

Also many families gave their daughter's hand in marriage to older men, or suitors of an age close to their daughter with farms and money to support the family.

Basically try explaining to her why her belief is flawed and go from there.

Hubert_Cumberdale, the trick isn't getting her into bed but getting her out again afterwards.

You get this wrong and in a months time you'll be posting a "Help i am being stalked by my crazy catholic Ex!" thread.

You see, you take her virginity then in her mind you have married her....and that's a best case scenario. Worst case is that she gets so eaten up with guilt for having been a 'whore' that she totally loses the plot.

Eh once one of those has there heart set upon no sex before marriage, they generally stick to it.

Trust me, I was trying to tap one this year lawl.

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Respect her decision and wait it out?

Do that, +1 for docta

quote:Originally posted by KAZAKA:



Haha,funny. But seriously man, no matter how much you "wanna hit that" you have to wait UNTIL she is ready, UNTIL she gives her "whole being" to you. Until then, just, well....masterbate. Best advice I can give you.

yes, I agree to that.

quote:Originally posted by Hubert_Cumberdale:

are you gay? its all about the pussy...

and you, sir, are quite a dick. if you just want sex, fuck, go to a party and get laid. but this is your girlfriend, and you should at least have some respect for her.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Eh once one of those has there heart set upon no sex before marriage, they generally stick to it.



Erm, i'm sorry, but my girlfriend would disagree :P

quote:Originally posted by Gunlock:

Erm, i'm sorry, but my girlfriend would disagree :P



Lucky, this guy won't crack hehe. I respect his decision though, I guess.

He's not my boyfriend although, we're just hook-up buddies with everything but the sex..

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:



Lucky, this guy won't crack hehe. I respect his decision though, I guess.

He's not my boyfriend although, we're just hook-up buddies with everything but the sex..

Maybe guy's are just more stubborn? She was the one who was into the sex after marrriage thing, not me.

quote:Originally posted by Hubert_Cumberdale:

alright im goin out with this hot catholic chick that wont put out b/c shes a virgin. Ive been goin out with her for almost 2 months and she will do pretty much anything but let me fuck her. I can tell she wants it really bad but if i say anything about it she "isn't ready". WTF do i do to make her ready? i wanna hit it so bad... thx

Marry her.

With religous people its onlty way.

Or, dump and get a hot loose chick/.

Tell her you love her and get her to tell you she loves you. Then convince her its ok if you love each other.

quote:Originally posted by Hubert_Cumberdale:

fuck that, i want it now.... what can i do!??1?!?

Get a different gf who is willing to get laid and doesnt care about self dignity?

quote:Originally posted by Modzilla:

You sound like a low-life peice of shit.

If you do try and get her drunk, I hope you get a rape charge.