I was in my kitchen mixing chocolate syrup with 2% milk and my significant other wanders in and sniffs about.

"Whatcha' doin'?"

"Making chocolate milk."

"Awwww...hoooooww cute!"

*gushes*

-_-

Ok, so I'm not 9, I'm all grown up but, I like me some fucking chocolate milk. Plus she never shuts the fuck up. And she is just slightly too innocent to belt.

Do your others make these incessent remarks about how every other fuckin' thing you do is adorable...or cute...or huggable?

Dump her?

Walk in on her while she is shaving her legs and be like "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That might give her the idea.

Maybe she likes cute things?

Lots of girls don't see anything insulting in the comment.

LMAO, your funny bro, put her in her place

haha blow your load on her face then saw AWWWWW how cute

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

. And she is just slightly too innocent to belt.



I don't see the problem...explain,please?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I don't see the problem...explain,please?

awww....too cute....

I say stuff like that to my boyfriend, because I genuinely think it's cute. I think he likes me to think he's cute...

Uh... But, sometimes he talks baby talk to his cat. I've accepted he's never going to stop doing that, so I try not to say anything about it even though it annoys me, but I laughed this one time recently and he got kind of offended.

Cheers,

Lost

^ You should kill his cat. That will teach both of them.

What kind of pussy drinks chocolate milk?

You deserve to be ridiculed by your girlfriend.

bitch

I'm 18, and I could go for some chocolate milk.

Oh and uh, saying your cute is just what chicks do. Why get mad?

quote:Originally posted by Influx:

Walk in on her while she is shaving her legs and be like "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That might give her the idea.

Brilliant!!!

My girlfriend always calls me cute for things i do, sometimes intentionally cause i know she likes it. I dont see what the problem is unless you wana be some big macho man in that cause you should probably beat her, gotta keep the act up.

Beat, beat your woman.

If she ain't on her knees when you get home, you've failed as a husband.

Chocolate milk is the best.



I always have one at 5am in my favorite bar after a night of manly binge-drinking.

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

Chocolate milk is the best.



I always have one at 5am in my favorite bar after a night of manly binge-drinking.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOW CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm, why must you go make chocolate milk? can't you just get one in a carton the same way you get fresh milk?



ok, back on topic: you're just too sensitive

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I don't see the problem...explain,please?

She is so phenomenally naive about...everthing, I don't know...if she'd understand why I would be smacking her, moreso, what if she wouldn't even understanad the punishment, and just stared blankley through it.

Maybe thats bullshit and I just don't the heart or inhererent lack there of to give her the old one two.

???

Never had a girl I'd have a qualms about belting but this one is...so...innocent, and nigh on brainless.

And as for buying it...its not nearly choclatey enough. =\

Oh and piss off...chocolate milk fucking pwns.

so basically, you want to tie her up and whip her but she just look too 'innocent' for you to do it?



ROFLMAO!

no. mostly because i have friends that do that, and i tell them to shut their fucking mouths. but, she and her family call each other "honey" in a high pitched voice. i am somehow got roped into this (being called, not calling). its A) really fucking creepy B) annoying and C) confusing sometimes.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:



Ok, so I'm not 9, I'm all grown up but, I like me some fucking chocolate milk.



No, that really is cute.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Never had a girl I'd have a qualms about belting but this one is...so...innocent, and nigh on brainless.

That's disgusting.

Chocolate milk is a kids drink. There's nothing wrong with liking a kids drink, but it is childish; therefore, cute. If you think kids are cute that is to say.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

I was in my kitchen mixing chocolate syrup with 2% milk and my significant other wanders in and sniffs about.

"Whatcha' doin'?"

"Making chocolate milk."

"Awwww...hoooooww cute!"

*gushes*

-_-

Ok, so I'm not 9, I'm all grown up but, I like me some fucking chocolate milk. Plus she never shuts the fuck up. And she is just slightly too innocent to belt.

Do your others make these incessent remarks about how every other fuckin' thing you do is adorable...or cute...or huggable?





This post seriously made me laugh my ass off.

I like me some damn chocolate milk, and if I got some "how cute" remark I don't think I'd really care...

trip that bitch and stick your boot in her ass.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

That's disgusting.

Chocolate milk is a kids drink. There's nothing wrong with liking a kids drink, but it is childish; therefore, cute. If you think kids are cute that is to say.

wtf is childish about chocolate milk?

you of all people, Euda, shouldnt be so judgemental!



I dont understand you on this one. If something tastes nice, what's wrong with having it? Or does a item of food suddenly become taboo once you reach a certain age?

Rusks? They're nice, but I wouldn't eat one sitting at a bus stop.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

I say stuff like that to my boyfriend, because I genuinely think it's cute. I think he likes me to think he's cute...

Uh... But, sometimes he talks baby talk to his cat. I've accepted he's never going to stop doing that, so I try not to say anything about it even though it annoys me, but I laughed this one time recently and he got kind of offended.

Cheers,

Lost

Your boyfriend is too good for you. Cats own.



As for Bazzle... what? You belt your girlfriends? Since when is that accepted and tolerated?

Chocolate milk kicks ass, regardless of age.

I vote that you should splooge on her face and scream "AWWWWW, HOW CUTE!"

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:



As for Bazzle... what? You belt your girlfriends? Since when is that accepted and tolerated?

Since it got things done. Whether or not this modern day equal partners crap works for you is not my concern.

Though I shouldn't be talking since seem I to give it to her.

I have a friend which does that to me all the time. It's cute (hah, cute...get it? sorry, kinda lame there) that she does that, though she can over use the word for every action i do. HULK IS ANGERED!

Tell her to shut the fuck up and smack her.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:



Do your others make these incessent remarks about how every other fuckin' thing you do is adorable...or cute...or huggable?



So that's why my BF broke up with me!

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Since it got things done. Whether or not this modern day equal partners crap works for you is not my concern.

Though I shouldn't be talking since seem I to give it to her.

It's extremely easy to establish dominance over a woman through physical violence. You're not manly or impressive.

If you were a real man you'd be able to get the status you want in the relationship without it.

I wouldn't mind if a girl said that to me.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

It's extremely easy to establish dominance over a woman through physical violence.

Then its decided. I'll just have to put her over my knee, and cry along with her. 'This is hurting you more than its hurting me!'

*shakes head*

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Rusks? They're nice, but I wouldn't eat one sitting at a bus stop.

I might, except they're so fucking expensive.



Mmhmhm rusks..

They're really good with some hot milk and loads of sugar.

I'm sure they've shrunk in recent years though/

Males just need to understand that sometimes when they do things its very cute because its either outta their character/a habit that is suprisingly childish but cute for a grown male to do.

My ex could never pronounce his th's properly, he'd always say a f instead of a th, no matter how hard he tried. It always made me smile, it was a really cute habit.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Males just need to understand that sometimes when they do things its very cute because its either outta their character/a habit that is suprisingly childish but cute for a grown male to do.

My ex could never pronounce his th's properly, he'd always say a f instead of a th, no matter how hard he tried. It always made me smile, it was a really cute habit.

Nothing I do is cute.

*eats broken glass stoically*

So would you rather her come in seeing you make chocolate milk and say " You ass gaping faggot put that shit away and drink some whiskey like a real man!". Sure its unrealistic but just take the annoying cute comments and be happy she isnt criticizing you on everything you do.

Hahaha, chocolate milk is SO fucking good.

All you people saying its a kid's drink are missing the fuck out.

your loss.

You should feel lucky, girls never call me cute; they call me a genius all the time, so thats alright.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

wtf is childish about chocolate milk?

It's chocolate in milk. You have to stop and stir the syrup, or whatever you may use, into the milk.

This is something that is symbolically linked to childhood.

I have chocolate milk every once in a blue moon myself; I find it to be a childish practice that is tasty. There is nothing wrong with being childish once in a while.

Edit: I was saying it's disgusting to hit a woman, not disgusting to drink chocolate milk.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 11-05-2006).]

I liked AquaX's reply the best...but, be glad that somebody likes your ass, and thinks you're "cute," rather than some violent, drunken, fight-starting bitch who thinks you're uglier than a fecal specimen with appendages!

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

It's chocolate in milk. You have to stop and stir the syrup, or whatever you may use, into the milk.

This is something that is symbolically linked to childhood.

I have chocolate milk every once in a blue moon myself; I find it to be a childish practice that is tasty. There is nothing wrong with being childish once in a while.

Edit: I was saying it's disgusting to hit a woman, not disgusting to drink chocolate milk.



O)h, right.

...does this mean this would be a bad time to admit I still eat kinder eggs?

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Since it got things done. Whether or not this modern day equal partners crap works for you is not my concern.

Though I shouldn't be talking since seem I to give it to her.

I'm not making a judgment on the practice of violence toward your partner; I am just surprised. Every male I've ever met - with the exception of ketch - has been disgusted by the practice, and every female I know would immediately leave such a relationship. I didn't think it was really still done anywhere except trailor parks and maybe Africa or something.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

O)h, right.

...does this mean this would be a bad time to admit I still eat kinder eggs?

Fuck no. There is never a bad time to "admit" to eating kinder eggs. If you would call it that. They still manage to be one of the best gifts to get on any occasion(Like the little stocking stuffer 2 or 3 packs they sell). Chocolate milk is "da bomb" too.

quote:Originally posted by jimany:

Fuck no. There is never a bad time to "admit" to eating kinder eggs. If you would call it that. They still manage to be one of the best gifts to get on any occasion(Like the little stocking stuffer 2 or 3 packs they sell). Chocolate milk is "da bomb" too.

*eyes his collection of Kinder Ueberraschungsei Smurf figurines...*

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

...does this mean this would be a bad time to admit I still eat kinder eggs?

I knew there was a cute yoyobek hiding behind the machete and anime.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*eyes his collection of Kinder Ueberraschungsei Smurf figurines...*



But they're manly because you had to "build" them yourself

i completely agree with you. I always here how girls think i'm "cute". Shut the fuck up. I'm not a little kid, i don't need to be cute. Call me handsome or something

do her in the ass and ask if it's cute