Has anybody here on totse ever went out of there way to go and purchase a sex doll? I think sex dolls are pretty fucking pathetic, but I'm a bit curious as to how realistic they are compared to a real pussy.

Yes, realdolls in SG. Very inteseting, but kinda like a real woman that doesn't move. Therefore, pointless.

I think Id rather fuck a warm apple pie or chunk of decomposing cow flesh.

Decomposing cow flesh costs too much

~£30 per kilo for beef fillet... the most tender wank of your life.

So horny right now.

I can refer you to a good psychiatrist in Britain.

I have never gone "out of my way" to buy a sex doll, but I once meet one on the street and offered to purchase her.

She turned me down. :-(

... said we could be friends, though!

I think a sex doll would be one huge let down.

You order it,

wait the month for it,

it finally comes to the door.

You fuck it.

Then youre like "shit, so thats what pussy would feel like if it was cheep plastic"