On average, about how much does it cost you to get laid? For the time being, I'm only seeing one girl. But she lives a bit far, like an hour drive. Heres the breakdown.

Gas - $15

Dinner - $15

Assorted entertainment, movies etc. - $5-20

Condom - $1

Totals about $36 on a good day. It's not uncommon to go up to about $50 though. I never realized how expensive it was.



EDIT: -waits for all the girls to post about how it doesnt cost them anything -

[This message has been edited by SilentMind (edited 11-03-2006).]

50 cents i drive up to the red light district get the finest bitch in my car. throw em in the back fuck the shit out of em in an ally push em out the door throw 50 cents at em n tell em to go get a job LOL

quote:Originally posted by orangebudge:

50 cents i drive up to the red light district get the finest bitch in my car. throw em in the back fuck the shit out of em in an ally push em out the door throw 50 cents at em n tell em to go get a job LOL

Is that before or after there pimp have shot you? and where where your 'bruvs'?

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

Is that before or after there pimp have shot you? and where where your 'bruvs'?

lol in toronto there are very little "pimps" maybe like 5 of em and they dont dress like fuckin fiends they were business suites and they beat girls on the side of conviniance stores. And even so Pimps are pussys, They cant fight a Guy but they can sure as hell Bitch slap a girl.

Ahhh role-models of society

Let's see...it took me about 10 minutes to walk to her house.

Then, that was it.

So for cost, free. Oh, and I got into movies free because she worked at a movie theater.

Well, except one weekend when I was off at college I bought a plane ticket to go stay with her for a weekend, that was a bit expensive.

A cup of coffee and half a gallon of gas.

About $4 .

Well the condom is free but the chloroform comes at like £5 a jar.

quote:Originally posted by Puzo:

Well the condom is free but the chloroform comes at like £5 a jar.

I lol'd

$80 Gas up and back

$-50 worth of food and other small things provided to me once I get there for the weekend, not to mention the labor she puts into cooking and cleaning which I'd have to do myself at home... taking this into account more like $-100

Total:$-20

I make money when getting laid :P

ferry - $10.50 each way

bus - $2.75 each way

but does $26.50 really even compare to the amounts of hot sex i get?

i think not.

...getting poor though.

Girls are expensive. If youjcan afford it you get teh make out or teh sexor.

mop = $15

whipped cream = $3

pack of condoms = $1.50

a fun ole' night of fucky fucky = priceless

for everything else there's mastercard

[This message has been edited by Arcanepr0n (edited 11-03-2006).]

Heheh usually 2.25 for the bus.

Most of the time I cheat the bus.

*excuse me does this smell of chloroform*

*carries girl into car, covers her in rum*

quote:EDIT: -waits for all the girls to post about how it doesnt cost them anything -



I'm a girl and it costs me money because I pay my own way.... so I go out with a guy I have to buy lots of hot chocolate and then I have to buy dinner.... so like £20 on average.

Well that was when I was with my ex.... but now I'm single fuck paying my own way.... they can buy me drinks all night and then I may or may not sleep with them. lol.

2 bucks for the bus

5 bucks (gas) if I feel like driving.

free if she drives over herself.

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:



free if she drives over herself.

I wish mine did that :\

having to eat a free meal and see a free movie.

i guess the expenses are in the makeup/clothes/hair products. but those are fixed costs, so they don't affect decisions at the margin.

Who cares?

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Who cares?

Those of us who dont have infinite financial resources?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Those of us who dont have infinite financial resources?

Do you have a "Money for Sex" section in a budget?

$8

god-damit!

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Do you have a "Money for Sex" section in a budget?



No, but it adds up pretty damn quickly.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

No, but it adds up pretty damn quickly.

What do you budget it under?

General recreation.

I dont really keep a budget. I'm still living at home going to community college for another semester, so all of my money goes directly into savings. I have quite a bit saved up, so I take out what I need when I need it. But I try not to spend that much. But when I realize I'm spending 50-100 a week then its startling.

I never spend money myself.

I took my ex of 7 months out on like... 2 dates I think. Although I went all out on her birthday and spent like $200 (including her gift, dinner, and drinks afterward).

So I probably spent a total of like $500 max on her. We probably fucked about a hundred times. So that's $5 a pop. Not bad I guess.

Other than that, I mainly spent all my money on liquor & beer. Getting a girl drunk with me was just the same as getting a friend drunk, something I do all the time. So I don't really consider that a major expense.

Most of the one night stands I had cost me absolutely nothing (except for maybe bus fare to get home in the morning in some cases).

2 hours of bullshit

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Who cares?



The OP?

Depends if we're watching a movie or drinking,

But around $3 either way.

My girl's a lightweight

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by your pixel army:

The OP?

I assume that people missed that my question was rhetorical. I was putting across the messege that I don't care.

Inadvertently, I have spent anywhere from nothing to slightly less than a thousand dollars where sex happenned to be involved. Sex isn't a goal with me, it's just something that happens.

Edit: In an average date, I'd say that it would be anywhere from 30 to 80 dollars. I don't pay much attention to it, but sometimes I do look back later and usually am surprised at how little I spent as compared to the fun involved.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 11-04-2006).]

You can get the hottest women if you just bangbus em. Flaunt a few hundred dollars like your giving it to her. (women off the streets or your local hottie). When she puts it in her purse bang her correctly and then drop her off some dark corner but take her purse and floor it.

PS. I would recommend out of town women cause most hotties are just crazy now days

Well a really cute girl lives somewhat far from me, so i drive over.

gas- depends how much i have left in my car at that point in time (she doesnt live that far away, only a 10 min. drive)

Condoms-pack of 3-$4

Movie+snacks-$25-$30

Having romantic sex after a long deep phisophical talk- Priceless

$10 for gas.

$3 for condoms.

$9 for some vodka.

$22 for me to get laid hahaha. That's pricey since I have no job at the moment.

Well the nice ladies at the chinese massage parlour(stereo typical but there actually is one pretty close to my house) would cost me $140..Haven't been that desperate yet. Usually $20-$40 for movies/food/etc.

Just takes the cost of a beer or cooler. I go downstairs (I live at a residence for college), go downstairs to the patio, start talking, and in ten minutes, we're headed back to my room. So if it's a cheap beer, about a dollar. The residence/college gives condoms away for free too.

*Walks down street*

*Pulls out rag*

*Performs an act known as "rape"*

*Runs home*

Free