iight so theres this biddy i know, dat got a boy friend jus recently and latly iv been fuckin with her head sayin i love her n shit,

and she thinks im not bein serious n shit cuz im jus a joker right, So im tellin this girl "Im serious" And shes sayin "no your not ur just fuckin with ma head"

DAMN HOW DO THE BITCH'S KNOW IF I FUCKIN WITH DEY HEAD, it aint dat unbelievable. So today shes comin over with her friend and we gonna chill n blaze back a couple spliffs, n imma be all over this bitch so wtf should i do? i got like an hour n fifteen minutes till this bitch comes over.

My boy told me i should be straight up with da biddy cuz thas how he gets all his bitch's and hes a player straight up. So i wanna drop like a random line n make da bitch come for a walk with me in ma bedroom ya mean.

lol there's this liek rofl?

who had sex with a badger? i cant understand a word your saying.

He poked a policeman!

He endangered spiecies-ed a delicate rock!

o i dont even understand wtf im sayin son. LOL i think i was tryin to say, how can i tap this sexy bitch thats got a bf. or how would i get em to break up so i can have the bitch cry on ma sholder about it LOL.

Oh right!

Well, girls with boyfriends eheyu?

You just be yourself and do the same thing you'll do to a single girl. If she's hell into you and not into him she'ss either dump him or cheat with you.

Unfortunately, outside that, doing anything to their relationship is dishonest, cruel, and a waste of time.

So just chill out about it and treat her like any other girl, aye?

Also,

He spasticasted an ACDC!

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Oh right!

Well, girls with boyfriends eheyu?

You just be yourself and do the same thing you'll do to a single girl. If she's hell into you and not into him she'ss either dump him or cheat with you.

Unfortunately, outside that, doing anything to their relationship is dishonest, cruel, and a waste of time.

So just chill out about it and treat her like any other girl, aye?

Also,

He spasticasted an ACDC!

tru said yo, ya ill be cool with her still but, fuck yo i asked da hoe out n she said she dint want no relationship, so im like lemme know when u do want one n shes like sounds good, a couple weeks later i turned her down to fool around with her. and she started datin this next guy not to long afterwards. so ionno i was tellin her i want her n stuff is dat comin on to strong or what do u think, She jus thinks im fuckin with her head tho lol.

Yo bredrin, well maybe you shouldnt be a twat...

Learn how to type, yo!

[This message has been edited by Jack_and_Jill (edited 11-03-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

Yo bredrin, well maybe you shouldnt be a twat...

Learn how to time, yo!

lol a twat? i havnt heard any one say Twat in like a good 3 years rofl.

More like a prick but ya i shouldnt be a prick. Im jus a fiend like dat

well, how would you feel if some brother stole a girl off you?

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

well, how would you feel if some brother stole a girl off you?

Lol pissed the fuck off, tru iight well ill stay out of his business u raise a tru point. but as soon as dat bitch breaks up, im gonna be all up in da pussy like thurrs no tmrw.

Speak respectable english.

Please!

+1 to stab...

Now

Wait for her to dumb him, then just be nice to her, but if you make it to seemingly so, he will kick the shit outta you, and blame you for fucking up the relationship, i think make casual conversation for about a week, then break in that you fancy her, and then volia

[This message has been edited by Jack_and_Jill (edited 11-03-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

+1 to stab...

Now

Wait for her to dumb him, then just be nice to her, but if you make it to seemingly so, he will kick the shit outta you, and blame you for fucking up the relationship, i think make casual conversation for about a week, then break in that you fancy her, and then volia



lol ya thas tru ionno i can prob take the guy he aint that big hes jus got beastly muscles so he would be a slow fighter. but the guy is cool i dont wanna fuck around with his shit, i think i may jus try to get the girl to get a feel for me by just being such a close person to her, but i dont wanna get so close that ill be her "Friend" only cuz iv had that shit happend to me before and it licks BALLS.

You dont want a 'friends-but-not-date' relationshp.

JJ is awesome just wanted to say that so he doesn't feel undeserved.

I love you though stab-stab.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Speak respectable english.

Please!

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

I love you though stab-stab.

I want you so bad right now.

SEX AND INFECTION

quote:Originally posted by stab:

SEX AND INFECTION

That made me laugh.

That made me shudder.

Stab-stab, you from uk?

so he bes all liek hai bitch u b poppin ma cheri?!

oyy blud, dnt dis me on ma ome turf brappppp.

Is that realli lyk pikey? bredrin :P

quote:Originally posted by bassman:

who had sex with a badger? i cant understand a word your saying.



i lol'ed

AHHHHHH I SWEAR TO CHRIST I WANT TO NUKE THIS ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD! (http://myinstantdeath.tripod.com/nuke.jpg)

refer to post icon.

You're talk annoys me, so i'm not even going to try to help. She can just see straight through you, thats all

Try posting in the English language next time you fucking moron.

quote:Originally posted by z3r0 c001:

Try posting in the English language next time you fucking moron.

In other words stop talking like a nigger. Don't care what your color is.

Get her drunk.

lions and tigers and gangsters oh my!

quote:Originally posted by orangebudge:

lol ya thas tru ionno i can prob take the guy he aint that big hes jus got beastly muscles so he would be a slow fighter. but the guy is cool i dont wanna fuck around with his shit, i think i may jus try to get the girl to get a feel for me by just being such a close person to her, but i dont wanna get so close that ill be her "Friend" only cuz iv had that shit happend to me before and it licks BALLS.

yo tyrone dat you? youse a herb nigga! you tuch my girl and im a stomp yo face till they haveta wipe you off the ground with a sponge! you know im fuckin gully like that, bet you didnt know i had da internet though bitch

quote:Originally posted by Rattrap51:

yo tyrone dat you? youse a herb nigga! you tuch my girl and im a stomp yo face till they haveta wipe you off the ground with a sponge! you know im fuckin gully like that, bet you didnt know i had da internet though bitch

Love the way they're always named tyrone, after the shittest county.

But seriously, you aren't from Belfast.

quote:Originally posted by orangebudge:

iight so theres this biddy i know, dat got a boy friend jus recently and latly iv been fuckin with her head sayin i love her n shit,

and she thinks im not bein serious n shit cuz im jus a joker right, So im tellin this girl "Im serious" And shes sayin "no your not ur just fuckin with ma head"

DAMN HOW DO THE BITCH'S KNOW IF I FUCKIN WITH DEY HEAD, it aint dat unbelievable. So today shes comin over with her friend and we gonna chill n blaze back a couple spliffs, n imma be all over this bitch so wtf should i do? i got like an hour n fifteen minutes till this bitch comes over.

My boy told me i should be straight up with da biddy cuz thas how he gets all his bitch's and hes a player straight up. So i wanna drop like a random line n make da bitch come for a walk with me in ma bedroom ya mean.



Even Babelfish couldn't translate this shit.