just a poll to see what comes up more than others..

My girlfriend likes to bite, she will bite the hell out of my chin,nose, and arms.

I made the mistake of telling her I liked being scratched, and she takes it way to far, making it look like I got attacked by a cat when we are finished...



What about you?

when she is on the bottom, she moves her arms and legs so much that she slowly moves backwards. So about 5 minutes into it, her head is against my headboard and she will then turn slightly and head for the corner only to get pulled back to the middle of the bed by me.

She also will try to "kiss" me but when she is breathing heavy it is through her mouth and her lips get all cold and when she does kiss me she will then take her lips away from mine and breathe into my mouth/nose and it bugs the poop out of me when her breathe smells.

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SHITS ON MY CHEST! SHE KNOWS I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SHITS ON MY CHEST! SHE KNOWS I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT.

Really? I love it.

but I hate it when she lubes up her nub for an arm and slowly sticks it in my ass. =/

quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

when she is on the bottom, she moves her arms and legs so much that she slowly moves backwards. So about 5 minutes into it, her head is against my headboard and she will then turn slightly and head for the corner only to get pulled back to the middle of the bed by me.

I've had sex with like, 2 woman. and that's happened with both. I think that just..happens? I mean, you're knocking her forward with your dick as well.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I've had sex with like, 2 woman. and that's happened with both. I think that just..happens? I mean, you're knocking her forward with your dick as well.

But she could stop herself by putting her hands on my headboard and she doesn't. She makes no effort to not get pushed away. I have to constantly reposition myself on her cause she is moving up and I'm not.

Super glue her ass to the bed, that'd teach the bitch a lesson.

No need. All I have to do is say the word and she lets me tie her arms and legs to the four corners of my bed.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Super glue her ass to the bed, that'd teach the bitch a lesson.

but then how could she make it to the kitchen?

Evil Furby Laugh, you don't enjoy funny and horny erotic situations.

Give your girlfriend to me.

quote:Originally posted by Nagasaki911:

but then how could she make it to the kitchen?

Put a table for the bread/cheese/cold cuts/pickles/mustard/tomatoes/crackers/mayo/ buttah etc right beside the bed? Then the sweet girlish sammich making can begin immediately she gets your order?

Yea same thing happens when we have sex, she ends up hitting her head on the headboard.



Another one I forgot to add.

My girlfriend wraps her legs and arms around me so tight sometimes that I can't even move anymore...

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Put a table for the bread/cheese/cold cuts/pickles/mustard/tomatoes/crackers/mayo/ buttah etc right beside the bed? Then the sweet girlish sammich making can begin immediately she gets your order?

Now THAT is some good goddamn thinking.

ANyone who posts in this thread has some shitty communication problems. What's so hard about talking to your partners about this shit?

Tie me kangaroo down, mate.

Tie me kangaroo down!

>>>She likes that kind of thing, she do!

meh, mine gives great head, then as soon as i'm about to cum. BLAM! she fucking jumps on me..makes me feel shit cos i appear not to last that long (as i was just about to cum)..she needs to understand that i need a break! lol

quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:

Yea same thing happens when we have sex, she ends up hitting her head on the headboard.



Another one I forgot to add.

My girlfriend wraps her legs and arms around me so tight sometimes that I can't even move anymore...



Can't you guys take a hint?

Either, she's backing away from you...or...she's holding you tight so you can't move.

Either way, she's probably wanting you to stop what it is you're doing, but probably doesn't want to insult your technique (or...lack thereof...).

At my college all the beds in the residences are leik uber-tiny so when ever were having a little fucky fucky shes used to her appt. bed which is huge.. yeah she rolls a lot and falls off the bed. she gets like full body carpet burn. lolz

I fucking hate it when im fuckin a girl so hard n they like it so much they dig they're nails into ma back and scratch n shit it fuckin hurts and somewhat a mood killer also.

but be straight up with da girl tell her u dont like it and she'll stop. or if she bites u, U bite the bitch back. jus as hard as she bit u and if she doesnt say anything during she'll prob say something afterwards.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

ANyone who posts in this thread has some shitty communication problems. What's so hard about talking to your partners about this shit?

Oh, shut up. I told her about it but do you think she really cares when I am pounding her with my shlong?

Well, one thing was that my ex was incredibly lazy during sex. She didn't put much effort into it, despite how horny she would get. I only got her on top once .

I don't like the way she screams Jose Jose durng sex

quote:Originally posted by spinnersean:

I don't like the way she screams Jose Jose durng sex

now you know why her pussy tastes like piss.

Not exist

Soemtimes when im having rough sex, my girl moans and screams too much/too loud. I mean yes, rough sex = Creaming and moaning, though my girl overdoes it. Other then that, I love the sex i have with my girl. : D

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SHITS ON MY CHEST! SHE KNOWS I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT.

That was bloody hilariious, fair play sir.

Stops moaning a minute before she cums.

It really sucks sometimes.

Sometimes my boyfriend makes this sound that's really funny. It's like a combined moan and squeel. I don't hate it, it's just funny. I try super hard not to laugh or mention it, because that's definatley a no-go zone. Stuff like that is best kept to yourself.

i laughed so hard at some of the responses in this thread. hahahah

She finnished kinda quick sometimes. I mean i can keep going but she doesnt really put anything in to it.

quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

Well, one thing was that my ex was incredibly lazy during sex. She didn't put much effort into it, despite how horny she would get. I only got her on top once .

same here

mine talks sometimes durring sex too its so annoying

she will be monaning one second and as soon as she has an orgasim she trys to start a conversation with me... total mood killer

quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

when she is on the bottom, she moves her arms and legs so much that she slowly moves backwards. So about 5 minutes into it, her head is against my headboard and she will then turn slightly and head for the corner only to get pulled back to the middle of the bed by me.

There's a solution to that, that I use during missionary. Put your forarms horizontal with the bed, and along her sides, hold her by her shoulders from underneath. You pull her towards you with every thrust. It's a fucking workout, but it's good.

Hmm, what do I hate about the sex?

That it's with her, and not some one else.

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[This message has been edited by Defekt (edited 11-05-2006).]

More like what she doesn't do. She is reluctant to get freaky.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

There's a solution to that, that I use during missionary. Put your forarms horizontal with the bed, and along her sides, hold her by her shoulders from underneath. You pull her towards you with every thrust. It's a fucking workout, but it's good.

Hmm, what do I hate about the sex?

That it's with her, and not some one else.

My alternative to that problem is putting my hands flat on the bed around her waist, kind of pinching her between my arms. Works.

As for things that really annoy me...there isnt much, but she likes to play with my nipples, and I just find it tickly and unpleasant. She knows this, but for some reason she loves it so much that I let her fairly often. Fuckin uncomfortable though.

Something that bothers me more, is when she is on top, she raises up too high most of the time, on each stroke. Its generally not a problem, but it makes me nervous. I think every guy is scared of the slip-out,-fold-dick-in-half thing.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

I think every guy is scared of the slip-out,-fold-dick-in-half thing.

If you're hard then how would it fold in half?

I just don't like when guys make weird noises during sex. I know they probably can't help it, but I have to fight back the urge to giggle.

quote:Originally posted by emogan:

If you're hard then how would it fold in half?

I just don't like when guys make weird noises during sex. I know they probably can't help it, but I have to fight back the urge to giggle.

Just because its hard doesnt mean its hard as a rock. It is possible and it hurts to think about it.

Well when we first starting having sex- it was kinda hard to feel it. So we'd go on for hours... Now every time we have sex, she'll say:

"Yes? No?"

Meaning, "good?" "bad?"

It's reallllly annoying. About the same as a guy saying to his girl "omg lyke waz it gud fo u to babe? did u cum omg yes? no?"

Wtf.

quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:

just a poll to see what comes up more than others..

My girlfriend likes to bite, she will bite the hell out of my chin,nose, and arms.

I made the mistake of telling her I liked being scratched, and she takes it way to far, making it look like I got attacked by a cat when we are finished...



What about you?



Sounds like my girl. I will be at work next day wearing my white shirt and you'd notice blood stains around my shoulders...

Yelling someone else's name.

quote:Originally posted by emogan:

I just don't like when guys make weird noises during sex. I know they probably can't help it, but I have to fight back the urge to giggle.

I agree 100%

my girlfriend is TOO crazy during sex...

plus, while were making out, she always bites my lower lip, i guess thats ok, but she does it often and starts biting really hard after a while... owch

The only problem I have is that she doesn't use her teeth enough.

I made the mistake of telling her I liked being scratched, and she takes it way to far, making it look like I got attacked by a cat when we are finished...

^^^I'm not positive on the whole quoting thing, but whoever said that, that was really funny...at least I think so.

I agree with the wierd noises though. Its hard not to laugh. I realy hate it when they stop and I'm asked 'is this good/bad'...fucking kills it.

quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

Well, one thing was that my ex was incredibly lazy during sex. She didn't put much effort into it, despite how horny she would get. I only got her on top once .



Mines the same way. She's really open, so I can have her any which way. But even when she's on top I do all the work.



And to all the pussies that cant handle their girls being rough...allow me to express my sincere dissapointment. Seriously, be a man! Theres nothing wrong with scratching. And theres definitely nothing wrong with biting.

My girl digs her nails into me a lot. But she doesnt bite that often. When she does, she only bites down on a little piece of skin on my neck, which is more the equivalent of a sharp pinch. So it hurts in a completely non-sexual kind of way.

I hate when she's on top and hasn't shaved in a day or two, depending on the position its like sandpaper....

quote:Originally posted by senorfrog:

I hate when she's on top and hasn't shaved in a day or two, depending on the position its like sandpaper....

I always wondered if it would feel bad if I hadn't shaved in a while. Thanks for validating my fears

I hate when my boyfriend doesn't make noise. I like to know I'm doing something right.

quote:Originally posted by orangebudge:

I fucking hate it when im fuckin a girl so hard n they like it so much they dig they're nails into ma back and scratch n shit it fuckin hurts and somewhat a mood killer also.

haha, the scratching thing is great.. I love the reaction from people if they see the scratches.. "OH my GOD! did you get attacked by a cat or something"

"well, if this cat you speak of is named <insert girl of the week's name>, then yeah.. guess I did.. was lots of fun too"

1.When she's on top, sometimes she gets in this wierd rocking rhythm and ends up liek BENDING MY DICK IN HALF. It fucking sucks and then Im like done for the night cause I can't get that hard again.

2.Also, she doesn't like cum, so when Im getting head and she says she's going to swallow, sometimes she'll just yank her head away and I end up busting all over the window. Then I make her clean it up. But it's still annoying.

3. Acidy-smelling/tasting vagina.(How do I bring that up subtley, btw?)

CaspeR

I believe the 'Bending Thing' not only kinks the cartilige sacks that are blood filled but must also pinch nerves? It is a BAD THING!

quote:Originally posted by oc6:



Can't you guys take a hint?

Either, she's backing away from you...or...she's holding you tight so you can't move.

Either way, she's probably wanting you to stop what it is you're doing, but probably doesn't want to insult your technique (or...lack thereof...).

QFT.

Cheers,

Lost

My ex bf was incredibly... disappointing.

Not only did he have issue lasting, but he liked the whole "Is that good? is that ok? Do you like that?"

Jesus shut up and just go at it; if I don't like something, I'll move you.

Oh, and there was the "Did you cum?"

Which, usually post orgasm, I'm not looking for a conversation for atleast a few minutes.

on the biting and scratching issue... last guy I hooked up with bit slightly every time he kissed. My bottom lip was sore.. it was quite annoying and started to hurt 30-40 minutes in.

I like scratching, but only if the guy has a nice back. And if he doesn't like it, I'll stop. I usually ask before the encounter if they like biting/scratching to avoid annoyances.

My ex used to bite me all the time. Not just like a little nibble though, like a full on bite. And its always on my neck or ear or something. That was annoying. And then I bit her back, and she got all moody. Dumb bitch. I even told her I don't like it and she said "You love it really!". So I said "No, really I don't" and she was like "Suuuuure" and then bit me! I swear I nearly punched her. I'm not even joking. And she always did it at the worst times, like just before I was going to cum, she bites me really hard on the neck. Down it goes.

And the worst thing it, she ALWAYS wants to give me head, and, as much as I enjoy it, I wouldn't let her, because I was too scared she'd bite it off.

I've only known one girl that asked for things that freaked me out. Some things I just said a flat out no to doing.

She was decidedly not vanilla in any way shape or form, besides bodily.

^Such as?

quote:Originally posted by pyrozarc:

^Such as?

If she wanted you to know, then she'd be posting it.

When we do it she wants to kiss constantly and i always have to do the moving. Shes still kool tho, good at anal

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

If she wanted you to know, then she'd be posting it.

Yeah... But the topic says "Things your girlfriend does during sex, that you hate.", and she hasn't really told us anything, has she?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

That it's with her, and not some one else.

Thought you were really liking this newer girl or something?

quote:Originally posted by pyrozarc:

Yeah... But the topic says "Things your girlfriend does during sex, that you hate.", and she hasn't really told us anything, has she?

Quite true, but I leave such things between her and myself.

quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:



3. Acidy-smelling/tasting vagina.(How do I bring that up subtley, btw?)

CaspeR

Oh god, don't say anything. You will crush her self esteem. Well, maybe she's not that fragile and could handle it, but I would tread carefully. My only suggestion would be to hop in the shower together before ou go down on her. Cause showering together is super fun.

I can't think of anything I hate about what my boyfriend does in bed, he's generally amazing. The only complaint I have sometimes is that he lasts forever. He does not know the meaning of a quickie...But I guess that's not really something to complain about, lol.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



And to all the pussies that cant handle their girls being rough...allow me to express my sincere dissapointment. Seriously, be a man! Theres nothing wrong with scratching. And theres definitely nothing wrong with scratching or biting.

Of course there's nothing wrong with it. Some of us guys like it. But there is something wrong with itwhen it starts to hurt or draws blood jackass.

quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

when she is on the bottom, she moves her arms and legs so much that she slowly moves backwards. So about 5 minutes into it, her head is against my headboard and she will then turn slightly and head for the corner only to get pulled back to the middle of the bed by me.

Niggar please, it's all about smashing her head off the wall with every thrust.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND SHITS ON MY CHEST! SHE KNOWS I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN SHE DOES THAT.

LMAO

quote:Originally posted by spinnersean:

I don't like the way she screams Jose Jose durng sex

LOL

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Super glue her ass to the bed, that'd teach the bitch a lesson.



HAHAHAHAHA

man this thread is hilarious. i dont like how her thigh would feel a bit grainy because she is due for another shave. and i dont like the kind of bras she wears that is like attached to her shirt, has a safetly pin, and like 2 other anti take off devices. i also dont like it when she squeezes my penis really hard because she thinks its spose to feel good. i tell her it doesnt because she does it like hella rough . she should get the msg one day when i stick my fist into her vagina and open the next time she bear claws my dick.