So the general plan for my halloween night consisted of:

a) Getting drunk beyond reasoning

b) Sleeping with my neighbor (i live in a dorm so shes right next to me)

So she comes in about the time we are supposed to start drinking. I'd already started, having gotten bored , and figured the courteous thing to do was to offer her a drink.

She declined the drink and then looked at me and said, "I cant drink anymore, im going to have a baby."

My response was as follows: "OMGWTFBBQ YOUR FUCKING PREGGERS! WHAT THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING HELL?.... Can we eat it?"

So again Halloween was ruined (last year i got arrested), but im having a funny internal debate. Shes not with the father, doesnt look preggers, has been tested (checked on that one), and im pretty sure is still willing.

So is it worth it? Anybody have experience with anything like this?

And if I do are there any extra precautions i have to take?

AKA: IS IT WORTH IT TO SCREW A PREGNANT CHICK?

lol...

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quote:Originally posted by MonetaryGraspOfLesions:

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Well duh.

No protection needed, dirty work done.

Fucking hell man.

You're not gonna reimpregnante her anyway...

e:f,b

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quote:Originally posted by stab:

Well duh.

No protection needed, dirty work done.

Fucking hell man.

Before you take a risk of fucking her with out protection I would make sure she actually is pregnant and she doesn't have any damn stds. That would suck if you ended up knocking her up.

May be a false positive and then you actually DO get her pregnant. That would be legendary.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

May be a false positive and then you actually DO get her pregnant. That would be legendary.

SHHHH!!! That would have made a hilarious thread.

Make sure she feeds the baby well, you don't want it to take a bite out of your dick because it's hungry.

ROFL, Do you think i might get lucky and get a hand job simultaneously?

Do you actually even like this girl or is it just about the sex?

I wouldn't go on for too long with this chick. I wouldn't even sleep with her just because you don't want to get sucked into that trap...

Meh. Shes fun to hang out with, but nothing i would have considered for relationship material.

Basically i was just trying to get laid.

[This message has been edited by XHippie HunterX (edited 11-02-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

ROFL, Do you think i might get lucky and get a hand job simultaneously?

pedo alert!!!



(post pics)

http://tinyurl.com/y2z6z3

http://tinyurl.com/y4p4om

Anyone who uses the word preggers is a fucking idiot.

Medically, I think you can still have sex until the third trimester (6 months). I would be careful though, because being pregnant makes your hormones all screwy, and she might decide she wants to keep you around, which you don't seem to want. Find someone else to fuck.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

http://tinyurl.com/y2z6z3

http://tinyurl.com/y4p4om

Damn.

....yeah, I would fuck her.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

http://tinyurl.com/y2z6z3

http://tinyurl.com/y4p4om

I'd do her.

quote:Originally posted by Heavens a Lie:

Anyone who uses the word preggers is a fucking idiot.

You're a faggot, take the dick out of your ass before you try to insult me next time.

__________

Just because she decides she wants me around doesnt mean i'd stay, but yeah thats true. And i really dont think i'd want to do it if she LOOKED pregnant.

Do it and post pics/vid.

as far as her pic-- she's AIGHT.. not a dime or anything.. about a 7. decent rack and body.

and man what the fuck ever-- you wanna sex up some dumbass bitch who already has another dudes seed growing in her-- fine. who really gives a fuck?? she's obviously a slut, so it's not like it makes a difference. just wear a condom.

and your sure she's planning on having this kid?

she's young as hell (i'm guessing 18-20) and the father isn't around.. hmm.. doesn't sound like a great recipe if you ask me. dumbass bitch.

[This message has been edited by DENKDAN (edited 11-03-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by DENKDAN:

and your sure she's planning on having this kid?

she's young as hell (i'm guessing 18-20) and the father isn't around.. hmm.. doesn't sound like a great recipe if you ask me. dumbass bitch.





Lol i couldn't agree more, shes 18 father im assuming is the same, and it looks like shes gonna keep it. But that her life not mine, she can fuck it up if she wants.

quote:Originally posted by wires:

Do you actually even like this girl or is it just about the sex?

Shut up, wires.

Go and fellate a horse, stab, I can say what I want.

Dude do it. She already pregnet so no worries and it might just be me but pregnet chicks are hot.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Shut up, wires.

The only people who get to tell other users to shut up for no reason with any authority are mods, admins and Toothlessjoe.

Shut up, stab.

quote:Originally posted by emogan:

Medically, I think you can still have sex until the third trimester (6 months). I would be careful though, because being pregnant makes your hormones all screwy, and she might decide she wants to keep you around, which you don't seem to want. Find someone else to fuck.

Actually you can have sex up until the day the woman goes into labor. I had my daughter 3 weeks late, so I was almost TEN months along and my husband and I had sex the day before I went into labor with her.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Make sure she feeds the baby well, you don't want it to take a bite out of your dick because it's hungry.

lawl

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

The only people who get to tell other users to shut up for no reason with any authority are mods, admins and Toothlessjoe.

Shut up, stab.

Yar yar yar har!

Who says I have any authority?

Living life on the edge one internet at a time,

Stabbsta?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Actually you can have sex up until the day the woman goes into labor. I had my daughter 3 weeks late, so I was almost TEN months along and my husband and I had sex the day before I went into labor with her.



I thought you dissapeared...

Shes hot man, come in her womb.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Actually you can have sex up until the day the woman goes into labor. I had my daughter 3 weeks late, so I was almost TEN months along and my husband and I had sex the day before I went into labor with her.

So your husband cum blasted your daughter the day before she was born? LoL.

Get her double pregnant, then you have got half brothers born at the same time.

wait till she gets real fat then pack her fudge then post pics

(what would happen if your slamming this chick when shes going through birth?)

quote:Originally posted by Arcanepr0n:

wait till she gets real fat then pack her fudge then post pics

(what would happen if your slamming this chick when shes going through birth?)



You sick fuck.

Its not worth it, she might become emotionally attached to you once you screw her. She will want advice and maybe even want you as the father of her child.

Id say forget about her or totally ignore her, and just hit up any other hot chicks.

quote:Originally posted by emogan:

Medically, I think you can still have sex until the third trimester (6 months). I would be careful though, because being pregnant makes your hormones all screwy, and she might decide she wants to keep you around, which you don't seem to want. Find someone else to fuck.

naw dude. you can have sex until youre due date. it really just depends on the chick and if shes healthy and shit.

w/e.

just fuck her in the ass, problem solved.

quote:Originally posted by CheebaKing:

just fuck her in the ass, problem solved.

quote:Originally posted by XHippy HunterX:

You're a faggot, take the dick out of your ass before you try to insult me next time.



Wow dude chill, seriously. I wasn't even singling you out. I'm just saying in general, if you use the word preggors, you're a fucking idiot.

A lot of gynos recommend having lots of sex especially around the 'due date' as sperm is a great natural 'inducer'.

The rule is, if she feels comfortable and has no pain etc then go for it.Although it is a good idea to avoid deep penetration (doggy).

Sorry I was wrong, I've never been pregnant (luckily). I still say don't do it, no matter how pregnant she gets, because she's going to be a mommy soon and you're just perpetuating the problem that got her to that point in the first place.

Sooo many chicks in my school are pregnant. A majority sophmores (15-17 years old) Yes I know, a lot of them fail a few years. They still have sex a lot. Some of them say that their men still like to have sex a lot.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

So the general plan for my halloween night consisted of:

a) Getting drunk beyond reasoning

b) Sleeping with my neighbor (i live in a dorm so shes right next to me)

So she comes in about the time we are supposed to start drinking. I'd already started, having gotten bored , and figured the courteous thing to do was to offer her a drink.

She declined the drink and then looked at me and said, "I cant drink anymore, im going to have a baby."

My response was as follows: "OMGWTFBBQ YOUR FUCKING PREGGERS! WHAT THE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING HELL?.... Can we eat it?"

So again Halloween was ruined (last year i got arrested), but im having a funny internal debate. Shes not with the father, doesnt look preggers, has been tested (checked on that one), and im pretty sure is still willing.

So is it worth it? Anybody have experience with anything like this?

And if I do are there any extra precautions i have to take?

AKA: IS IT WORTH IT TO SCREW A PREGNANT CHICK?

Believe it or not, it is possible to knock a woman up twice. Her baby's papa got her that way and its possible you can add another one while that one is on the way too.

And if she is lieing about being preggant, it should tell you she not exactly sane. Certain women (read crazy bitches) would lie about such stuff.

[This message has been edited by Omikcron (edited 11-06-2006).]