During my years on this rock, Ive been through a few too many women. This number isnt huge, but the majority have seemed like more hassle than enough.

Ive spent plenty of my time single, but there was always someone in the background. Someone who was a little more than a friend, but not a partner by any means. I don't mean "Friends with benefits" or anything, as most of the time there was no benefits, yet the emotional bullshit always seemed to crop up.

Any time I broke up with a serious girlfriend, I always seemed to start getting along a little better with one of these other girls. It was almost as if by magic, text messages or phone calls would start to come more often as soon as I became single again. I rarely complained, but there was always emotional bullshit just around the corner. Someone liked someone more than the other, or the "stuck in the middle" shit... there was always something.

So Ive been single now for almost a year... a year! It's weird. During that time Ive had three girls who were more than friends, one of which who kinda decided we were in a relationship, leading to more emotional bullshit.

Out of these three, Ive fell out of contact with one, fell out completely with the one who thought we were partners and the last one has found herself someone else. I'm happy for her...

This leaves me in a stage of my life which Im not used to... I'm single, physically and emotionally. There's no flirty messages being sent back and forth, no "booty calls" and all my female friends are just that, friends!

I feel so relaxed, calm... no female related mental turmoil! How long will it last? Who cares, I'm just enjoying it while I can.

Does anyone know where Im coming from or do I sound like a fuckin' nut case?

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I feel so relaxed, calm... no female related mental turmoil! How long will it last? Who cares, I'm just enjoying it while I can.

Does anyone know where Im coming from or do I sound like a fuckin' nut case?

Perhaps you've been with the wrong females?

I cant fucking stand drama. There are some simple rules such as 'Dont fuck other girls, and if you find another girls company preferable to mine,you can fuck off' and that's it.

I can send you flirty text messages, if you'd like? I'm considering getting a job as an operator on one of those sex hotlines anyway.

£3 per message? How can I lose?

Hehe I'm sorry, I probably came across as really slutty and superficial.

But I would text you if you happen to be cool with giving your number out to psychotic totse posters with waaaaaay too many guinea pigs and a ..'thing' for bryan fury.

rawr



yoyobek@yahoo.co.uk

I dont think flirty messages from the mainland would spoil my calm, so sure... check your e-mail.