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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-10-31, 09:05
gadzooks gadzooks is offline
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Default What the hell do you call this position?

http://www.stealyourbitch.com/episodes/04/images/DSC_1155.jpg

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Old 2006-10-31, 09:08
Toddler Fondler Toddler Fondler is offline
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The "Bel Air."
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Old 2006-10-31, 09:09
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Death from above.
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Old 2006-10-31, 09:09
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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it looks like she was trying to do a backwards somersalt and the guy was walking by and didnt see her and he tripped over her and fell right into her vagina
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Old 2006-10-31, 09:20
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It's known as the '0800 Dial-A-Chiro'! If you look real close you'll see the girl's hand is in her hand bag, reaching for her cell phone.
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Old 2006-10-31, 09:20
stab stab is offline
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I believe it's a variation of the Piledriver (a position most professional pornstars hate).
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Old 2006-10-31, 09:35
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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"Lament of the formerly functional penis."
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Old 2006-10-31, 09:47
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that's one mangy looking vagina
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Old 2006-10-31, 09:54
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Death from above.

We have a winner.

I'm sorry, but the whole time I was reading this thread, I had the pic in a window, and I was laughing nonstop. I mean, its so ridiculous! Imagine having real sex like that. "Hey baby...uhh, theres something a little special I wanna ask you to do...I mean, you can say no, but..uhh...can you..like, stand on your head?"

Look at how shes like "Oh yeah, I'm loving this" but really shes thinking "One little slip, and my neck is fucking BROKEN".

Not to mention the guy. Extrapolate a little...is he doing a god-damn Elvis pose?! Or is that more of an Atlas type one-knee thing?
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Old 2006-10-31, 11:29
Gunlock Gunlock is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

It's known as the '0800 Dial-A-Chiro'! If you look real close you'll see the girl's hand is in her hand bag, reaching for her cell phone.

LIES!!!

I actually looked again, just in case
 #11 
Old 2006-10-31, 11:31
NoSkills NoSkills is offline
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that position is called uncomfortable.
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Old 2006-10-31, 12:37
Mantikore Mantikore is offline
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it looks pretty dangerous. if the guy loses his balance and topples over (its quite a possibility), his pen0r will be sore
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Old 2006-10-31, 12:49
WorBlux WorBlux is offline
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"Death from above"
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Old 2006-10-31, 12:49
mek777 mek777 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mantikore:

it looks pretty dangerous. if the guy loses his balance and topples over (its quite a possibility), his pen0r will be sore

nevermind her neck lol
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Old 2006-10-31, 14:01
jsarkos jsarkos is offline
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quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

that position is called uncomfortable.



lol
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Old 2006-11-01, 03:49
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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I just want to make looove to you says:

there must be a job out there somewhere... "porn chorographer"

COME ON GUYS!! You can write a better ending than that! says:

well...as simple as they seem compared to regular films, porn still has directors and whatnot

I just want to make looove to you says:

yep...

I just want to make looove to you says:

but seriously, imagine the conversation that ended in that position

I just want to make looove to you says:

"do a headstand... right now splay your legs... you stand above her... imagine you just climbed mount everest..."
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Old 2006-11-01, 06:32
BlackopsNinja BlackopsNinja is offline
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i believe that is the italian hanger
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Old 2006-11-01, 06:33
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

"Lament of the formerly functional penis."
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Old 2006-11-01, 06:35
Nikkuh Nikkuh is offline
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quote:Originally posted by WorBlux:

"Death from above"

lawl!
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Old 2006-11-01, 06:37
soro_one soro_one is offline
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It's called a me + your mom, bitch!
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Old 2006-11-01, 06:59
robyextreme robyextreme is offline
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quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

It's called a me + your mom, bitch!

pwned.
 #22 
Old 2006-11-01, 07:13
oral fixation oral fixation is offline
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anyone else kinda wanna try that??....
 #23 
Old 2006-11-01, 07:25
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
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Perhaps there was an earthquake and they fell off the bed.
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Old 2006-11-01, 07:50
Andreas Andreas is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gunlock:

LIES!!!

I actually looked again, just in case





Yeah and the word gullible is not in the dictionary.

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Old 2006-11-01, 10:37
ajardoor ajardoor is offline
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The "Pending Lawsuit", I think.
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Old 2006-11-01, 16:06
TrueAssassin TrueAssassin is offline
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how can he bend his dick like that and fuck?

ow...

i can't.
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Old 2006-11-01, 16:42
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That actually looks fun. I'd like to try that position.
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Old 2006-11-01, 16:44
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quote:Originally posted by WorBlux:

"Death from above"



I already said that, asshole!
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Old 2006-11-01, 18:37
Dr. Phil Dr. Phil is offline
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Sunset flip.
 
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