Comments?

haha, pingpong?

oh yah, diz one tiem lol, my mum was making dinner down stairs, and i was getting it on in the bathroom. then i walk out pretty pleased with my self and me mum is the room right outside with a farly horrified look on her face.

im sooooo gangsta

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Everyone masturbates, no one is going to care if they find out.

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

Everyone masturbates, no one is going to care if they find out.

Yeah I know, but if i heard my sister/mom/dad masturbating when im trying to sleep i would be fuking irritated and grossed out.

U feel me?

peace,

You make sounds...?

I don't get it.

I only get the fapping sound if I'm taking a shit while fapping.

quote:Originally posted by MonetaryGraspOfLesions:

You make sounds...?

I don't get it.

I only get the fapping sound if I'm taking a shit while fapping.

Wtf?

They know. They've heard you. Accept it and learn to live with the fact.

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quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:

But there is the pre-cum slapping against my dick

How exactly do you do it, do you slap your stomach with it till you cum? Since I really cant picture a lil natural lubricant "slapping" against anything unless you have some odd technique

Walls oughta supress the noise

Yeha too much lube leads to loud fapping noises..but there is never too much spit..the noises make it better...

The hills are alive with the sound of.. fapping?

I have never expierienced this problem

quote:Originally posted by MonetaryGraspOfLesions:

You make sounds...?

I don't get it.

I only get the fapping sound if I'm taking a shit while fapping.

*raises eyebrow*

this thread would be so much cooler if it was called "The Sound of One Hand Fapping".

i generally have privacy when doing such things. but, when that privacy could become compromised, i turn some music on and latch my door shut.

quote:Originally posted by RogueEagle91:

i generally have privacy when doing such things. but, when that privacy could become compromised, i turn some music on and latch my door shut.



Yeah man i usually turn it to Mad Tv (comedy central)

Nothing like fapping and laughing at the same time.

But still the fap fap sound doesnt synch right with the tv if you know what i mean. If i turn the tv up realllly loud, its obvious.

and to some of the other posters, how can you not make sound? Do you guys know what pre-cum is? It's drops of cum that "come" out when your stroking it, and it makes a "fap" "fap" slushy sound. (simulation the feeling of pussy/and the sound)

It's obvious some of you havnt gone throu puberty yet....

Bai.

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^^ if you're gonna synch your fapping and something, listen to some techno with a tempo at whatever rate you wanna blow your load. diminishes the sound of beating off, plus you will finally realize you can keep a beat!

quote:Originally posted by Nikkuh:



Yeah man i usually turn it to Mad Tv (comedy central)

Nothing like fapping and laughing at the same time.

But still the fap fap sound doesnt synch right with the tv if you know what i mean. If i turn the tv up realllly loud, its obvious.

and to some of the other posters, how can you not make sound? Do you guys know what pre-cum is? It's drops of cum that "come" out when your stroking it, and it makes a "fap" "fap" slushy sound. (simulation the feeling of pussy/and the sound)

It's obvious some of you havnt gone throu puberty yet....

Bai.



You make it sould like a little leprechaun comes out of your dick going "fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap"

The way you word it is wrong. Even the kids present in here who havn't hit puberty have a better grasp of the english language than you do.

Just learn to masturbate slower when noise is an issue. Problem solved.

quote:Originally posted by RogueEagle91:

^^ if you're gonna synch your fapping and something, listen to some techno with a tempo at whatever rate you wanna blow your load. diminishes the sound of beating off, plus you will finally realize you can keep a beat!

Lol good idea man. Ill try that out.



On another note. ->

"The way you word it is wrong. Even the kids present in here who havn't hit puberty have a better grasp of the english language than you do."

Funny, considering my A+ subject was English.

The term "fap" is used often in &Totse. I felt it appropriate.

Nice try on a lame-flame.

Bai.