I had a gf whose pussy smelled like cheese.

One smelled like cinnamon.

Have you noticed different pussy smells?

Fresh Sea Breeze?

Cheese?

I do hope to God she got that taken care of.

Shouldn't it depend on the kind of cheese?

Well aged cheddar? Camembert? Blue?

Gorgonzola??? Turn you to stone! Not in a good way though!

I don't think a vagina was supposed to smell like cheese. It's a bad analogy.

Awww...the cheese was prob just a mess of leftover sperm up there?

Pussy smells?

I haven't had the [dis]pleasure.

The whole notion of a vagina smelling like cheese has me traumatized. I'm gonna go wash my pussy and pray to god that I don't ever get the infection she had.

For some reason she always smelled like somebody else's semen... :? No idea why.

my bad hippy...sorry bout that

Huh? What are you talking about? Im sure the fucking whore whould never have done anything like that... Ok nevermind apology accepted.

No matter what, pussy always smells and taste like urine. Can't do nothing about it unless she comes right out of the shower. Accept it and love it or whatever.

By the way, "cheese" must of been headcheese from the last bang

I just make my way down her stomache an start pulling her panties off..take a whiff and if it smells weird I slowly back it up an keep making out then find a good moment TO GET THE FUCK OUT! Other then that the only thing I really noticed is it kinda tastes like pennies once you get going?? Weird. It's like that with alot of girls i've been with though so I dunno.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

the only thing I really noticed is it kinda tastes like pennies once you get going??

That would be THE PERIOD! NOOOOooooOOOoo!

As for the cheese thing...if it were Pecorino, I'd just enjoy it and pretend it was real cheese. Sweet fuck Pecorino is good.

If only it tasted like cheese too !

hah, but no, my gf really doesnt have a smell or anything..shes pretty fresh.. or maybe im just so into it with her that i cant tell...who knows?

*pukes on floor*

Who do i send the floor cleaning bill to...my fuck does this thread make my penis want to shrivel up and drop off...

one time i tried to have sex with a girl but her pussy smelled SOOO BAD. It was like a digusting smell of rotten fish and dried blood. Fuck i dunno it smelled godam bad and killed my erection.

quote:Originally posted by ramoo:

one time i tried to have sex with a girl but her pussy smelled SOOO BAD. It was like a digusting smell of rotten fish and dried blood. Fuck i dunno it smelled godam bad and killed my erection.

I was feeling kinda emo today but now i fell fine thanks dude

Is pussy inherently(sp?) supposed to have a smell? Cuz my girlfriend's has pretty much no smell whatsoever. Is she just really clean, or what?

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

I just make my way down her stomache an start pulling her panties off..take a whiff and if it smells weird I slowly back it up an keep making out then find a good moment TO GET THE FUCK OUT! Other then that the only thing I really noticed is it kinda tastes like pennies once you get going?? Weird. It's like that with alot of girls i've been with though so I dunno.

It kinda does taste like pennies now that you mention it...

quote:Originally posted by Rattrap51:

It kinda does taste like pennies now that you mention it...



Bullshit. It tastes just like chicken.

MY cat smells like trees.

quote:Originally posted by Shadowhunter_36:

Is pussy inherently(sp?) supposed to have a smell? Cuz my girlfriend's has pretty much no smell whatsoever. Is she just really clean, or what?

Same here. My girl has a strong taste though... Most of the girls I had tasted somewhat like pennies and whatnot as posted above...but my girl tastes a little more bitter...I love it though...

But? I thought it were all generally, like, accepted that the 'penny' taste were inside & not on the labia? You've got to go deep to get the pennies? No?

If yer getting too 'many pennies'? You're not spending enough time on the clitatceous area...

I understand eating pussy... why the fuck are all of you eating pennies? I mean, how do so many people know what pennies taste like? How it smells/tastes just depends on what the girls eats. If she eats a lot of fruit, it generally is better, if she eats like asparagus and a lot of meat, it's bad. I don't know how someone would go about making it smell like cinnamon, but I'm not much on experimenting, so I'll leave that discovery up to someone else.

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Apparently yeast infections will give a vag a cheese smell.

One time I was in a public restroom and I heard a girl telling her friend that her vag smelled like raw potatoes. I was like omgwtfpuke.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Apparently yeast infections will give a vag a cheese smell.

One time I was in a public restroom and I heard a girl telling her friend that her vag smelled like raw potatoes. I was like omgwtfpuke.

Why would anyone talk about how their vag smelled to their friends?

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

The whole notion of a vagina smelling like cheese has me traumatized. I'm gonna go wash my pussy and pray to god that I don't ever get the infection she had.

quote:Originally posted by emogan:

Why would anyone talk about how their vag smelled to their friends?

I dunno.

That's probably like the only thing we haven't ever talked about. It's just weird.

But perhaps... we just need to open up a bit.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

You've got to go deep to get the pennies? No?

Is that where the phrase "pennies from heaven" comes from?

I think unbathed flesh often has a metallic taste to it, especially the nipple area. I've always found that unpleasant and it's a good reason to bathe before sex whenever possible.



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But what of Napolean writing to his 'sweet' Josephine? Writing from the Russian Front he sends, 'Home in two days...don't wash!?

Oooooh! Those French!?

What of the ancient tales of sailors & mermaids? The one all Manly? The other all Woman up above?

All Fish down below?

And the Gorgon? Was it really a tale of 'Head Hair' or the scary Gorgonzola scented hair ... Down There?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

But what of Napolean writing to his 'sweet' Josephine? Writing from the Russian Front he sends, 'Home in two days...don't wash!?

Oooooh! Those French!?

What of the ancient tales of sailors & mermaids? The one all Manly? The other all Woman up above?

All Fish down below?

And the Gorgon? Was it really a tale of 'Head Hair' or the scary Gorgonzola scented hair ... Down There?

Fuck i love your posts, theyre so poetic and...wierd.. im a big fan

This topic has come out very intersting, and when i saw it ireminded myself of my girlfriend, i remebember doing cunnilingus on her and da smell was really not so pleasuring, it hardly turned me on, da smell was literally like leftover semen, or urine, but i am sure she washed quite often. This seriously freaks me out

Talking about you my fellow totsean, i need to say you could make a cheese shop down there, you only need some people to fit down there becasue the atmosfere in their is already very cheesy!

Hm... my exes' smelled like... meat is the best way to put it. Partially cooked meat at that, not too pleasant if it got strong. And it always smelled like this, clean or not (as in one day without a shower/etc.). Meh, there's worse, but I'd say that a random thought or two about BBQ during foreplay/sex was weird. :\

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

But what of Napolean writing to his 'sweet' Josephine? Writing from the Russian Front he sends, 'Home in two days...don't wash!?

Oooooh! Those French!?

What of the ancient tales of sailors & mermaids? The one all Manly? The other all Woman up above?

All Fish down below?

And the Gorgon? Was it really a tale of 'Head Hair' or the scary Gorgonzola scented hair ... Down There?



Marry me Moony!