I'm guessing this has been done before, but I feel like posting it anyway (flame all you want, see what the fuck I care).

Anyway, what's your ultimate sexual fantasy? I.E: If you were going to die tomorrow, and you could fuck any person(s),in any scenario, what would you choose to do?

Here's how mine goes: I'd like to nail this really, really hot friend of mine whilst peaking on ecstasy. We'd do it outside, on a blanket(grass irritates the hell out of my skin), in the middle of the night, underneath a shit load of exploding fireworks, listening to blaring Eurotrance(I don't even like trance that much, however, I do find it to be very good music to fuck to).



So what would you do?

i really need to start fantasizing more. i can't even think of anything.

I'd like to vomit in Paris Hilton's anushole.

I would like to fuck, and cut Alexis Bledal, like in the movie Devil's Prey. Just cutting each other with a knife while fucking, licking her fresh blood from her skin, cutting me so deep that I get lite headed. I could die a happy man if that were to happen, and I probably will.

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

I'd like to vomit in Paris Hilton's anushole.

If you included "hit that bitch in the face with a sledgehammer repeatedly," then I'd probably have to make it mine.

Having sex with my future wife. Both in the deepest throes of an acid trip. Velvet sheets, beethoven playing in the background, playing with grapes.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Having sex with my future wife. Both in the deepest throes of an acid trip. Velvet sheets, beethoven playing in the background, playing with grapes.

Change wife to.. extremely hot supermodel friend and you have my vote

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

I'd like to vomit in Paris Hilton's anushole.

o_O

I'd do that, but not as my final.

I've got a few, but the main would be,

Dominate a woman completly.

Have a woman dominate me completly.

That's all I can think of now, because I'm very tired and nearly asleep.

i'm gonna say fuckin Exposo's sister...lol

quote:Originally posted by panjojo:

Change wife to.. extremely hot supermodel friend and you have my vote

My future wife is an extremely hot supermodel friend.

Hahah well, perhaps not, supermodels tend to be vapid!

On a sunny beach with crystal clear water and the sand is white

quote:Originally posted by Mantikore:

On a sunny beach with crystal clear water and the sand is white

Have you actually thought about sex on the beach? the whole sany genitles thing just turns me off, it would be so damn painfull having sand under your foreskin

quote:Originally posted by fredfish:

Have you actually thought about sex on the beach? the whole sany genitles thing just turns me off, it would be so damn painfull having sand under your foreskin

i never had a problem with that sort of thing.

It involves a boat.

My Ultimate Fantasy is Waking up in the morning in an ocean of $100 dollar bills and then having my ex-girlfriend come in in and serve me breakfast. Nothing sexual, she could leave after that for all I care. After breakfast I'd Find the nearest person I don't like (wouldn't have to go far) Slap them in the face with my fist balled with $100s and Yell "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!" Then Id find a nice place in downtown Houston, Get some cigars(sweets), and chill. Maybe watch scarface a few hundred times...

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

It involves a boat.

...a crow bar and a live duck? Because I've had that dream too.

How 'bout on the beach with black sand

Lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man

Table top or just give me a lap dance

The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands...lol

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

It involves a boat.

don't you mean "about"? oh, you canadians...

crystal meth + viagra

quote:Originally posted by Siash:

My Ultimate Fantasy is Waking up in the morning in an ocean of $100 dollar bills and then having my ex-girlfriend come in in and serve me breakfast. Nothing sexual, she could leave after that for all I care. After breakfast I'd Find the nearest person I don't like (wouldn't have to go far) Slap them in the face with my fist balled with $100s and Yell "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!" Then Id find a nice place in downtown Houston, Get some cigars(sweets), and chill. Maybe watch scarface a few hundred times...



An ocean of benji's and your jonesin' for some fucking swisher sweets? You're one classy dude.



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To be raped by bubba in prison.

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

An ocean of benji's and your jonesin' for some fucking swisher sweets? You're one classy dude.



I was going to comment on that too.

quote:Originally posted by J-Beth:

To be raped by bubba in prison.

Ohhh, but who hasn't loved such a moment.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

don't you mean "about"? oh, you canadians...

haha.

To be fair, there's a girl about the boat as well.

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quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

i never had a problem with that sort of thing.

yeah, beach sex just requires some finesse.

quote:Originally posted by Woodsman:

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Originally posted by Euda:

It involves a boat.

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...a crow bar and a live duck? Because I've had that dream too.



Jesus shit that made me laugh a lot.

Sometimes I forget how much fun the internet is.

You know that amazingly perfect feeling when you wake up at 7am, and you're just burried in warm blankets, sunken into the bed and you're so unbelievably comfortable...then you realize you still have like 6 more hours of sleep left...so delicious. Perpetually feeling that insanely comfortable is my ultimate fantasy.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

You know that amazingly perfect feeling when you wake up at 7am, and you're just burried in warm blankets, sunken into the bed and you're so unbelievably comfortable...then you realize you still have like 6 more hours of sleep left...so delicious. Perpetually feeling that insanely comfortable is my ultimate fantasy.

You make me feel tingles.