You as a webboard are getting a very special treat, an entire post from a drunken Irish (Well, Northern) man.

At the moment, I;m listening to Led Zeppelin IV (Or untitled, with 4 nameless symbols of random myth) blazing quietly in the background.. onto track 3 now.

Two nights ago, I was in a pub with a hot flatmate, whenever another hot flatmate was off to the toilet. Hot flatmate turns to me and asks "Would you?" I sort of stutter and emit a sort of "I don't like that question.. if she made the move onto me I wouldn't put up any shield of resistance, but I wouldn't make any sort of move on her." She understood and replied with a hot smirk "You'd be a fool if you did" "I think she's into you though." I got a few messages from my Muslim friend Mus saying "I can't say who said it, but apparently Jess is into you." I sort of replied I doubt it.

See, Jess and I have been living together for a month now and I know she's always really liked me as a sort of Straight GBF and that's the way I always thought about it.. nothing else. Course, I sort of fantasized about it, might even wanked over her but that's as far as it went.. nothing else but fantasy.

Later that night, after she's bought me 2 drinks (ontop of a helluva lot more i bought for myself), she makes a move on me, hops onto my sitting down lap, grinds on me and kisses me. I feel bad for it, but it's hot. She tells me how she's dreamt several times that I've fucked her and how she's masturbated over me. How that it's bad but us living in a flat has made the idea inevitable (at this point I had a sort of drunken want to say nothing is inevitable but really all I could think about was "tapping hot ass").

We kiss again, chat about crap and she suggests, we, another friend and I go for pizza on the way back to halls and see what happens. I agree, (sorry OMG, stairway just came on.. love it.. I'm typing pretty fast too) sort of smirking. Good pizza, big, cost a lotta money and I don't know what the fuck was on it.. but me and her eat it in the kitchen of our flat, then she eats some random humuus crap. Shes kind of like "I want to see your room" and I know what this means.. We listen to Oasis, then Red Hot Chillis, then kiss. She goes "I shouldn't be doing this" (she has a boyfriend) and man, I shoulda said "Yeah I agree" but instead, I smirk and say "then what are you doing here?" she knows its on. We make out a bit more and suddenly she's like take your pants off and I'll take off mine. She wouldn't let me kiss her hot tits, or eat her out and we're fucking. I don't know whether I came in her hand or in her pussy first time, cos back then it was dark and we were both drunk. I sort of persist and we go again and she says something like

"I think you're kind of psychotic and this turns me on," through a breath and I keep going, jokily offering a pillow so she doesn't bang her head off the head board as I'm fucking her, a few thrusts later and she pulls me out.

We chill, spooning for hours, she sort of tugs at my cock and we talk about all sorts.. politics, music, background, seemed pretty hot at the time. Other hot flat mates bursts in and asks us to keep it down, at this point it doesn't look to suspicious (though hot flat mate #2 was onto us) so we've just been playing it down ever since (she so knows though). We both chuckle embarassed and after this, hot flatmate one just doesn't want to go again in case anyone else in the flat can hear. She falls asleep in my arms and I can't get to sleep for hours thinking "Aw yeah" and being too hot from being right beside her.

She ends up having to get up really early for some volunteer work and I just about get to sleep at 8 am in the morning, sleeping till about 3.

I go into town with Mus and we go shopping. She rings me explaining how she felt pretty bad about it. Me in some sort of hope that it would have happened again and that next time I wouldn't have been so sloppy, so drunk and it could maybe have been a bit more "personal". Dreams sort of shattered.

Now I'm thinking, cool I had sex. I can not worry about the whole getting laid thing that is expected off you in University for a little while. But more importantly I'm thinking I should have out thought my stupid drunken I'm going to get laid thoughts and just behaved like a gentleman saying "You're drunk, I would be taking advantage of you" (even though that would be a lie.. cos she can't have been drunk for that long after sex but still pulling me off and the fact she dreamt of me) and "you've got a boyfriend.. you're gonna regret this, I don't think it's right"

"We're flatmates, it's just gonna make things awkward."

I think in the morning she would have respected me as a brilliant person for it and I wouldn't feel so shit for being an idiot, she wouldn't have felt like she cheated on her boyfriend (who apparently she doesn't really love anyway and I doubt she'll ever tell him what happened pfft.. I could take him). Anyway, that's my thoughts.

Anyone ever felt sort of like cool, I just got laid but also, I'm such a piece of shit.

too long/didn't read

Good for you i wish i could have sex with a girl

Post when you're sober.

Oh wait, you're Irish. I'd best change that to: don't post.

I read it, and it was a good story. My advice? Don't worry about it. What happened happened, and really it's in her hands now. You could persue I suppose. Actually, if you showed enough interest you could possibly make her break up with him.

Then again, all the hard loud fucking could piss off your housemates.

*shrug* Anyway, good read!

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Post when you're sober.

Oh wait, you're Irish. I'd best change that to: don't post.

To me I think it's probably the exact the same sort of thing as if I was sober, but with a few sort of interluds that I couldn't continue on if it were not the fact I were drunk.

i've shagged friends before. it doesnt ruin the friendship at all, least in my opinion.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

I read it, and it was a good story. My advice? Don't worry about it. What happened happened, and really it's in her hands now. You could persue I suppose. Actually, if you showed enough interest you could possibly make her break up with him.

Then again, all the hard loud fucking could piss off your housemates.

*shrug* Anyway, good read!

You've made my top 5 favourite posters I think. Thank you.. kind words and an interesting view point. Cheers.

North of Ireland =/= Ireland

So not only did she let you fuck her, you fucked her knowing she has a boyfriend?

I hope he finds out and beats you within an inch of your life. Then does her in, whore.

I'm kinda psychotic? Need another flatmate?



[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 10-30-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

You've made my top 5 favourite posters I think. Thank you.. kind words and an interesting view point. Cheers.

*victory dance*

Only Mods and Admins get to post 'I just got laid' threads, unless there are some points of unusual interests.

However as this was very well written I shall leave it up.

Not so sure about your morals though...

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

North of Ireland =/= Ireland

YOU try telling that to the people of Donegal *nurses broken nose*

tl;dr

Just to point out, Ive posted drunk many times on &Totse... and Im from Northern Ireland.

Sometimes drunk posts really piss me off.

But yours was kind of funneh.

But made me feel bad, because sometimes I type like that when I'm sober.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

Sometimes drunk posts really piss me off.

But yours was kind of funneh.

But made me feel bad, because sometimes I type like that when I'm sober.

He's irish, kitty cat. What do you expect?!

Well, I'm sober now and not having a real hangover.. damn hungry and I have to be in class in 20 minutes with some notes on stuff I'm googling at the minute.

For the record, I am Northern Irish.. I'd say I have as much right to say I'm Irish (since my Father was born in Dublin, though raised in NI) as I have the right to say I'm British. If I had a choice between United Ireland or not, I couldn't give a shit either way, I'm Northern Irish and we'll whore any economy we're part of with our dole seekers.

But yeah.. my morals? That's one thing I'm regretting but perhaps a smaller thing. Sleeping with someone else's girlfriend is only a problem to me if I know the boyfriend because chances are I'd respect the guy. Not that I've ever slept with anyone's girlfriend before. We were both drunk that night as well, to be fair.

Generally I do try my best and under normal circumstances I may have thought otherwise about sleeping with her. There's also the triangle of if they're good looking and single they are insane.. meaning almost every girl I've ever liked has been taken.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

But yeah.. my morals? That's one thing I'm regretting but perhaps a smaller thing. Sleeping with someone else's girlfriend is only a problem to me if I know the boyfriend because chances are I'd respect the guy. Not that I've ever slept with anyone's girlfriend before. We were both drunk that night as well, to be fair.

So what about the guys you don't know, fuck them? Questionable morals is right. I'm no saint myself, but I don't fuck with other men's women because I'd expect them to come after me looking for blood, as I would them.

quote:Generally I do try my best and under normal circumstances I may have thought otherwise about sleeping with her. There's also the triangle of if they're good looking and single they are insane.. meaning almost every girl I've ever liked has been taken.

It's your fault you didn't horn in when the chance arrived; and if it never came, oh well, that's life. Don't lay someone else's woman just because you can.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

It's your fault you didn't horn in when the chance arrived; and if it never came, oh well, that's life. Don't lay someone else's woman just because you can.

QfT

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

I'm no saint myself, but I don't fuck with other men's women because I'd expect them to come after me looking for blood, as I would them.

Relationship does not equal ownership. If your bitch cheats on you, then break up with her and let that be the end of it. All this "omg she cheated...DEATH" is brutish bullshit.

This man has no moral obligation to anyone but himself, and the woman, in this situation. The woman, and only the woman, has a moral obligation to the third party.

Thus, ZeroMalarki should have a clear conscience. The woman should not.

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

North of Ireland =/= Ireland

Go fuck yourself sassnach.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

This man has no moral obligation to anyone but himself, and the woman, in this situation. The woman, and only the woman, has a moral obligation to the third party.

Thus, ZeroMalarki should have a clear conscience. The woman should not.

QFT

quote:Originally posted by stab:

This man has no moral obligation to anyone but himself, and the woman, in this situation. The woman, and only the woman, has a moral obligation to the third party.

Thus, ZeroMalarki should have a clear conscience. The woman should not.

Who taught this guy about ethics?

^ More importantly, who the fuck are you?

Okay that was lame. My ethics are that you shouldn't try to take responsibility for those who are already spoken for. Not only does it create a power struggle, it creates conflict.

It is the attached person's responsibility. Simple as that. Don't assume responsibility for things you don't need, or want to.

[This message has been edited by stab (edited 10-30-2006).]

Boy am I checking this thread a lot.

I'm gonna try and reaffirm this, I don't think I would purposely make a move on a girl with a boyfriend, but if I liked the girl and she was into me, then I more likely would put up little resistance perhaps more in the case if I were drunk. The exception is like I mentioned earlier when I know the guy. I would do anything to avoid betraying a friend and think this is far more important.

I'm not gonna play the blame game but the girl is a pretty flirty one and sooner or later I'd imagine she would make the mistake with someone else.

Another question. Does anyone know why I wasn't allowed to kiss her breasts or eat her out when she said it was too personal? What was that all about?

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:



Another question. Does anyone know why I wasn't allowed to kiss her breasts or eat her out when she said it was too personal? What was that all about?

She's a pre-op tranny?

Either she's a bit ashamed, but in a lesser sense, of her body, or she just wanted to get into it. Not a big deal either way.

Or she's a hoe and she just wanted a quickie.

[QUOTE]Relationship does not equal ownership. If your bitch cheats on you, then break up with her and let that be the end of it. All this "omg she cheated...DEATH" is brutish bullshit.[QUOTE]

It's not about ownership, it's about respect. If you spend your livelyhood with this woman and she goes and shits on you in such a manner, she deserves nothing more than to have her head kicked in.

Even though it's a shitty way to break up, but how hard is it to pick up a phone and say "I don't think this is gonna work" when you're having doubts? Especially if you're doing it just to fuck someone.

It kind of happened again tonight.. neither of us were drunk. I put up a good fight, even though I didn't want to and she ended up telling me her boyfriend treats her like shite. That and she seems to fantasize about me non stop. I think I'm incredibly useless at sex though, it keeps popping out every time it's in. Fucking exhausting stuff anyway. I did feel pretty guilty today, but it's really just come down to neither one of us are going to feel guilty or awkward and there's a relationship on the way out with some guy in another city.

But yeah, most morals I've got, this one I lack.

Fuck it man, have some confidence. This girl is yours now. Have fun with her.

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:

too long/didn't read