Okay, here's my situation:

Anyone who has seen me post here before knows that my username is a joke, and when it comes to women, I am absolutely clueless.

Last night at a party I was more wasted than I've been in a really long time, and by the end of the night I had made out with about 5 different girls and had a really good time. One of the girls actually seemed cool and it turns out she lives in the same building as me.

Anyway, when I was drunk I had no problem being a fun guy and showing her a good time and all that. Now it's the day after, I'm sober, and she's coming up to my room in a few hours to watch a movie.

What do I do? How do I act? I have the single room in my suite, so no roommate. Will this work to my advantage or possibly make things more awkward? When we start the movie, should I just sit down on the bed, or lay down, or try to get her under the covers?

I know I'm over-analyzing all of this, but it's been awhile since I've gotten any action. I know to act like myself, be funny/sarcastic, smile, and all that. I'm pretty good at avoiding awkward silences and keeping the conversation going. I'm just nervous....probably gonna pop some xanax but I don't want to fall asleep.

Thanks for reading all that. Just tell me things to say and do, maybe a funny joke?

treat her like mom, dad, your brother, one of the guys, whatever. i don't mean be impolite, i just mean don't worry about conversation. say whatever's necessary or appropriate in the moment. as for seating, don't even say anything to her about it. just get on your bed and get comfortable. if that means getting under the covers so be it. let her do whatever she sees fit. she'll most likely follow suit. make sure you sit down first so she can get as close to you as she wants. when the movie's playing note body language. she most likely already wants you. don't be afraid to make the first move, but at least wait a half hour.

errrr, don't pop the xanax.

and don't worry too much about everything else. just sit however you're comfortable watching a movie. chill out on your bed and make room for her. obviously she's interested or she wouldn't be coming to your private room to "watch a movie." don't be a complete dog right off the bat, but if you make moves and she responds...i don't think you have much to worry about.