she is muslim any tips?

whenever you have a disagreement, lie on the ground, cover you head and warn the surrounding area.

hahaha

but seriouly man i realy think she hot and would like to do some thing some time

First thing you have to do before you can consider doing anything else is speak to her father to get him to arrange the marriage ASAP.

maybe you should tell HER you'd like to do something sometime.

but do i need parent permisson AND i dont want to offend her

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Blow something up. She'll think you're a martyr or whatever the fuck they call them.

Also, charm her with phrases like:

DERKA DERKA MUHAMMAD JIHAD ALLAH ALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AKBAR JABRONI.

Oh, and don't shower for a couple of years. And call any white people infidels.

Kidnap her parents, then make a hostage tape of it. Get an old cloth, an AK-47 and a camcorder from 1984 and send it to Al-Jazeera.

That's BOUND to impress her. She'll let you go jihad-style on her cunt in no time.

Edit: You could also try soaking the rag she wears over her face with chloroform.

Or soak her dad's turban in it just for fun.



[This message has been edited by Chronos139 (edited 10-30-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Blow something up. She'll think you're a martyr or whatever the fuck they call them.

Also, charm her with phrases like:

DERKA DERKA MUHAMMAD JIHAD ALLAH ALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AKBAR JABRONI.

Oh, and don't shower for a couple of years. And call any white people infidels.

Kidnap her parents, then make a hostage tape of it. Get an old cloth, an AK-47 and a camcorder from 1984 and send it to Al-Jazeera.

That's BOUND to impress her. She'll let you go jihad-style on her cunt in no time.

Edit: You could also try soaking the rag she wears over her face with chloroform.

Or soak her dad's turban in it just for fun.





FUCKING LARL!



.... and why the Hell are you dating a sand nigger, eh?

She's not that special dude.

i didnt realise so many people here were prejudice cunts.

actually. wait. yeah i did.

hope you all die slowly and painfully. I suggest making yourself a pair of cement shoes and jumping into a relatively deep body of water.

ask her if she's interested, and if she is, ask her dad for permission.

Treat her like normal, just because she is Muslim doesn't mean she isn't human... in fact, you shouldn't even think of the fact that she is. You might want to be aware of her culture however, its always nice to know a few things before hand so you don't offend by accident. Ex., you mostly never wear shoes into an Asian person's home. If you do, its not like, the end of the world, but it just makes things uncomfortable for those few moments.

Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen? Shit man just don't act overtly sexual, drunk or stoned, tease her joke with her politely and just get her attention from there.. I'll ask my Iraqi friend Mus later on.

Muslims get too much disrespect, I'd consider Mus the best friend I've got in England and he doesn't even drink. Did the whole fasting thing for Ramadan. President of my college is Muslim and you can learn a lot from him. Hard as a coffin nail after doing a few years of Mixed Martial Arts.. that shit is hardcore. Night after doing it, my friend was whipping me with a towel as a joke, so as a joke I go to one inch punch him, he turns his hand and I hit his watch.

Result = 70 quid watch bust, my hand, through glass.. I'll go back to MMA on Thursday. 2 weeks after first occasion. Doh!

fullthrotle is on the right track i dont want to mess up a lot of times.