Does the phrase "Two in the Pink & one in the Stink", mean anything to women or is it just a 'guy thing'? Have you had it done to you?

Was it sensual & sexual? Was it annoying?

Do you look forward to it or do you dread that it's going to happen to you?

Girls! Chime in, tell us of your experiences.

You really fucking frustrate me sometimes. You're like one of those 'where's wally' books. They're great fun and amazingly well done, but so irritating and difficult to understand.



Someone pass me a crowbar, I'm going into moonies head.

I just want to know!!!

It just seems like the kind of thing that 14 yr old boys would say? A thing that would never occur to the girls?

I just want to know? Are girls of the same opinion? What's so awfully hard to unnerstan' about that?

I don't think most females here have had a TRIPLE penetration experience.. this whole thread is fucking bizarre.

Everyone.... girls included.... knows what two in the pink and one in the stink means. I have however never had it done to me and I have no desire to.

Are you^^^ taking it as Three partners? I take it as a Digital operation by One?

Perhaps we need to synchronize our terminology to ensure a similarity of meaning?

Fingers.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Are you^^^ taking it as Three partners? I take it as a Digital operation by One?

Perhaps we need to synchronize our terminology to ensure a similarity of meaning?



hmm.. in a porno, when I hear "1 in the Pink, and 1 in the Stink", it's referring to a double penetration, 2 guys, one in each hole.. so when you say "2 in the pink and 1 in the stink" I'm assuming of a hardcore triple penetration movie with 3 guys and 1 chick..

You guys are all retarded. Ever hear of the Shocker? Its a stupid gesture that refers to "Two in the pink, one in the stink." Where you insert your index and middle finger into a woman's vagina while your pinky is in her anus.

http://tinyurl.com/r5mtd

use your head people, did anyone see thta movie "Waiting", the two wiggers in the back washing dishes were trying to be "gangsta" and where saying " I'd love to get to her and be like SHOCKER, two in the pink one in the stink.

two in the cooter one in the pooter

two in the binky one in the stinky

two in the perty one in the dirty

two in the midge one in the ridge



and

shock the world!

^

{old wrestling slogan}

Examples of the shocker are:



Two in the easy, one in the sleazy

Two in the rung, one in the dung

Two in the pounder, one in the rounder

Two in the cooter, one in the pooter

Two in the pump, one in the rump

Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole

Two in the rug, one in the plug

Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks

Two in the punk, one in the bunk

Two in the pump, one in the rump

Two in the shooter, one in the tooter

Two in the fucker, one in the pucker

Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka

Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo

Two in the spunk, one in the bunk

Two in the funk, one in the stunk

Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny

Two in the slut, one in the butt

Goin to town with one in the brown

quote:Originally posted by DENKDAN:



hmm.. in a porno, when I hear "1 in the Pink, and 1 in the Stink", it's referring to a double penetration, 2 guys, one in each hole.. so when you say "2 in the pink and 1 in the stink" I'm assuming of a hardcore triple penetration movie with 3 guys and 1 chick..



Well you know what they say about assumptions...

And hell yeah. I totally enjoy anal pleasure. Fingering both while you eat is the best combination, in my opinion.

quote:Originally posted by DENKDAN:

Examples of the shocker are:



Two in the easy, one in the sleazy

Two in the rung, one in the dung

Two in the pounder, one in the rounder

Two in the cooter, one in the pooter

Two in the pump, one in the rump

Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole

Two in the rug, one in the plug

Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks

Two in the punk, one in the bunk

Two in the pump, one in the rump

Two in the shooter, one in the tooter

Two in the fucker, one in the pucker

Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka

Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo

Two in the spunk, one in the bunk

Two in the funk, one in the stunk

Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny

Two in the slut, one in the butt

Goin to town with one in the brown



im ashamed

Well? This has certainly been 'educational'?

quote:Originally posted by th3boy:

http://tinyurl.com/r5mtd

use your head people, did anyone see thta movie "Waiting", the two wiggers in the back washing dishes were trying to be "gangsta" and where saying " I'd love to get to her and be like SHOCKER, two in the pink one in the stink.

They actually called it the bowling ball grip, not the shocker... just thought i would point that out...

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Does the phrase "Two in the Pink & one in the Stink", mean anything to women or is it just a 'guy thing'? Have you had it done to you?

Was it sensual & sexual? Was it annoying?

Do you look forward to it or do you dread that it's going to happen to you?

Girls! Chime in, tell us of your experiences.



Anyone can reasonably infer that you're referring to something sexual.

quote:Originally posted by One_Armed_Scissor:



Anyone can reasonably infer that you're referring to something sexual.

Are you generally considered, 'A bit off'? A 'Sillybilly'?

Or are you just short on sleep? If I cared? I'd certainly find your post worrying...as to your mentation? I'd be considering you for a trip to the Mental Clinic...

I saw a car with this decal and slogan on the hood earlier this summer.

I was a little surprised to see it.

Moony...mooony. You're my favorite totsean.

I saw a few people in inflatable "shocker" costumes walking around State street in madison on saturday.

I lol'd.

But still? I am hoping for women's opinions on the Shocker? I don't believe I've ever heard a woman say/post anything about it?

Guys? They go on & on. The females will talk pro & con about the Anal, even talk about digital-pen there?

The 'Shocker'? Not word one. Whassup wit dat, Yo!?

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 10-30-2006).]

i...don't see the fun. i have a perfectly good vagina, nothing needs to go anywhere else. when my boyfriend's drunk he likes to try to mess around back there, but as of yet i haven't let it get far because...well, he's drunk.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

But still? I am hoping for women's opinions on the Shocker? I don't believe I've ever heard a woman say/post anything about it?

Guys? They go on & on. The females will talk pro & con about the Anal, even talk about digital-pen there?

The 'Shocker'? Not word one. Whassup wit dat, Yo!?



Mojo replied foo!

Yes? But, this is a thread specifically about the Shocker...though her reply is in the ballpark of a good ball?

quote:Originally posted by DENKDAN:

Examples of the shocker are:



Two in the easy, one in the sleazy

Two in the rung, one in the dung

Two in the pounder, one in the rounder

Two in the cooter, one in the pooter

Two in the pump, one in the rump

Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole

Two in the rug, one in the plug

Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks

Two in the punk, one in the bunk

Two in the pump, one in the rump

Two in the shooter, one in the tooter

Two in the fucker, one in the pucker

Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka

Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo

Two in the spunk, one in the bunk

Two in the funk, one in the stunk

Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny

Two in the slut, one in the butt

Goin to town with one in the brown



LOL

I can't get this out of my mind now. Its like a rhyme you sing all day.

quote:Originally posted by DENKDAN:

Examples of the shocker are:

Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny

...the fuck?

I dunno. With the right lead-up it can be good. Do it in the shower if you

a) want her to be less self concious

b) wanna avoid getting a poopy finger

You cant just be like "alright! finally in bed...at long last I can try the shocker!!" You have to lead up to it over like an hour of foreplay.

lol i thought they meant 2 cocks and 1 cock respectively.

Two in the giney, one in the heiny.

Two in the grass, one in the ass.

Two in the kitty, one in the sitty.

Two in the ham, one in the can.

Two in the part , one in the fart.

Two in the bushy, one in the tooshey.

Two in the tank, one in the stank.

Two in the pootie, one in the bootie

Two in the fish, one in the swish.

Two in the poon, one in the moon.

Two in the clit , one in the shit.

Two in the lips, one in the hips.

Two in the belly, one in the smelly.

quote:Originally posted by DENKDAN:

Examples of the shocker are:



Two in the easy, one in the sleazy

Two in the rung, one in the dung

Two in the pounder, one in the rounder

Two in the cooter, one in the pooter

Two in the pump, one in the rump

Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole

Two in the rug, one in the plug

Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks

Two in the punk, one in the bunk

Two in the pump, one in the rump

Two in the shooter, one in the tooter

Two in the fucker, one in the pucker

Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka

Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo

Two in the spunk, one in the bunk

Two in the funk, one in the stunk

Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny

Two in the slut, one in the butt

Goin to town with one in the brown





This should be a nursery rhyme

quote:Originally posted by jsarkos:

nursery rhyme

0_0 one that you're not teaching to my future children!

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Originally posted by jsarkos:

nursery rhyme

0_0 one that you're not teaching to my future children!

See, what I mean? Guys (it must be guys making these rhymes?) are obsessive about it? Yet, other than ol' Mojo, no other female has even talked about the Shocker?

This were your big chance to say you loved it or hate it or even that you didn't know it? Even to say anything other women might have said about it...even that you've never heard one say anything?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

But still? I am hoping for women's opinions on the Shocker?

After having had many ob/gyn visits [not to mention other exams] in my lifetime, it simply is not a 'shocker' anymore.

Is that more like it moonie?

What? ^^^ You go to the Doc & you don't get suprised he puts you in the stirrups?

What about at home? You get what he hopes is a Shocker & you just figure, 'Oh ya. Sex.'?

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 10-31-2006).]

^^^yea, pretty much

and it's not like I've never given myself "the shocker" as well. :P

[This message has been edited by oc6 (edited 10-31-2006).]

Well fine - put it this way.

I have nothing against anal fingering, but I don't find it amazing, or gross, so it's middle ground. The reason I find this action bad taste is because of the idiotic names, really.

"Shocker"? "Stink"?

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

The reason I find this action bad taste is because of the idiotic names, really.

"Shocker"? "Stink"?

I agree completely.

Seems kinda like the Shocka is too infradig for the girls? Eg Anal is ok but the Shocka is just a leetle boy's fantasy?

^^^How did you come up with that conclusion?

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

^^^How did you come up with that conclusion?

it's moony, what do you expect?

Two in the goo, One in the poo.

Perhaps... things around my ass aren't my favorite. But I don't really mind.

Unless it's actually in the form of "the shocker." Then that's just like... uh, this is the shocker. It's like... well, a 14 year old boy thing.