Well, last night I was going to have sex with my girlfriend and when I put it in she said it hurt bad for some reason. So I stopped and she was like "I this it (her vagina) ripped or something"

We've had sex before and I'm a little concerned. How does this happen? Sorry for the short thread, I have to go to work. Whats up with this?

"I this it ripped or something?"

what the fuck does that mean?

It can be a rather common occurance mate. Don't worry, the tears (usually) heal fast.

Wait a few days, then fuck her

quote:Originally posted by killedonfriday:

"I this it ripped or something?"

what the fuck does that mean?



"I think it ripped or something"

But yeah, dont sweat it. Thats just how you know you're doing it right.

You were probably entering at a somewhat akward angle and she probably wasnt very wet.

Was there foreplay first? Was she good & 'ready'? Do you know what that means?

Maybe you destroyed more of her hymen...

Maybe you busted her ass?

It means that you rubbed her raw. USE LUBE!!! Spit, Astroglide, whatever. She might be wet at first, but most chicks dry up after a while. USE LUBE!!!

Gaffer Tape, bitch!

quote:Originally posted by matty4522:

Well, last night I was going to have sex with my girlfriend and when I put it in she said it hurt bad for some reason. So I stopped and she was like "I this it (her vagina) ripped or something"

We've had sex before and I'm a little concerned. How does this happen? Sorry for the short thread, I have to go to work. Whats up with this?

LAWL, ONLY A DICK WOOD FUCK A GIRLS PUSSY UP LIKE YOU DID LAWL...

What happened to this place. SG infestation?

I think 'Strong as steel' glue should help on this one, or the gaffer tape...



Sure you just didnt just get the 'wrong hole'?

quote:Originally posted by Pueb:

LAWL, ONLY A DICK WOOD FUCK A GIRLS PUSSY UP LIKE YOU DID LAWL...

Yes... Well done there.

I'm not sure if you did that intentionally or not.

^ I like the sarcastic and cynical mood you are in, reject. I shall follow your posts. Stalk you, if you will.

I still laugh at the title of this topic.... do you think it was like a guy ripping his bango string?

^ O_O

JJ dude, while that made me laugh, that's called 'breaking a string'.

...

quote:Originally posted by stab:

^ I like the sarcastic and cynical mood you are in, reject. I shall follow your posts. Stalk you, if you will.

Hehe thanks <3

Well, not about the stalking obviously.

^_^

I'll do it from a distance? I have binoculars. Oh please!!! *puppy dog eyes*

quote:Originally posted by stab:

^_^

I'll do it from a distance? I have binoculars. Oh please!!! *puppy dog eyes*

Sure, I could do with another stalker

I already have one

^ Srsly?

Is she hot? Is it a she? I'm not gonna stalk ya. Not sexually, anyway. That's what Catherine Zeta Jones is for.

Well, you remember that thread I posted a few weeks ago about the 12/13 year old?

Well, its her.