im a teenager and my nxt door neighbor is like 37. she's always really nice to me and so am i in return but she's really hot and last time i babysat over there i found there stash of porn stuff and found all her erotic wear and got very horny then she offered to take me, my bro and her son to the pool so when we went i sorta looked over at her and she caught me but instead of looking at me scoldingly she smiled and sorta turn for a better view. then the next time i was over there house i saw down her shirt because i dropped a ball and she offered to pick it up right in front of me... so how do i let her know without just telling her that i wana do her?

You have absolutely no chance.

And here's to you

Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

God bless you please

Mrs. Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files

We'd like to help you to learn to help yourself

Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes

Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you

Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

God bless you please

Mrs. Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair

Most of all you got to hide it from the kids and coo coo cachoo

Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

God bless you please

Mrs. Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon

Going to the candidates debate

Laugh about it shout about when you got to choose

Every way you look at it you loose

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio a nation turns its lonely eyes to you?

What's that you say Mrs. Robinson Joltin' Joe has left and gone away

I dunno. Maybe showing up in the middle of the night with a ski-mask, a pistol, and a condom?

wow. i wish i could answer that question, but i'm not a 37 year old woman with a thing for guys way younger than me. good luckzors.

Play the shy younger kid. Act (or not) like you don't have any experience w/ women. Stuff like going over more often, let her catch you looking at her, but quickly look away.

Its like cat and mouse. If she gives you a chance to be alone w/ her, take it and give veryyy subtle clues. Complement her on her looks etc.

GL my friend, and nekkid pics and vid plz.

wow you are so lucky man, i wish an older woman would fuck me god damit, i always had this thing for older woman. i dont konw.. they are just really sexy and attractive

you are without a doubt gonna have to start throwin comments out there..in a joking cocky manor..she might be willing..but look at it from her perspective..keywords 37 yr old neighbor. she knows if she gets caught it's only right next door. you are gonna have to somewhat be the aggressor..if she's not interested..she's old and wise enough to know you are a walkin hard on at this point in your life. earn her trust by chasing her so she doesn't feel like she's goin so far out on a limb.

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You think she doesn't already know?

I tease, of course. Chances are that she has no idea and what you're "noticing" is only significant to you because you're horny.

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quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

You have absolutely no chance.

And here's to you

Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

God bless you please

Mrs. Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files

We'd like to help you to learn to help yourself

Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes

Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you

Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

God bless you please

Mrs. Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair

Most of all you got to hide it from the kids and coo coo cachoo

Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know

God bless you please

Mrs. Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those who pray

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon

Going to the candidates debate

Laugh about it shout about when you got to choose

Every way you look at it you loose

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio a nation turns its lonely eyes to you?

What's that you say Mrs. Robinson Joltin' Joe has left and gone away

Lol my last name "Robinson" but anyways just gte closer to her i guess it will happen sooner or later

quote:Originally posted by Unseeen:

I dunno. Maybe showing up in the middle of the night with a ski-mask, a pistol, and a condom?

Hahaha I just envisioned some totse person doing that with the condom out of its wrapper and unrolled dangling down from his hold on it between thumb and index finger.

umm should i try and leave hints like, they have lube in their stash that i use after the kid falls asleep when im babysitting, should i like leave it on top of the nightstand instead of putting it back?

Make ever so subtle references to items you find in her stash.

Is she married? Is she a single mom?

quote:Originally posted by topgunhotshot05:

umm should i try and leave hints like, they have lube in their stash that i use after the kid falls asleep when im babysitting, should i like leave it on top of the nightstand instead of putting it back?

That might be too strong. It would be interesting to see her reaction if you left that along with a nice little note on there. Most of my ideas would likely put her off, unless your evaluation of her actions is correct.

You have a shot.. it worked for the gardner guy in Desperate Housewives anyway..

quote:Originally posted by Grail:

You have a shot.. it worked for the gardner guy in Desperate Housewives anyway..

Ahh yes, on the 10 or 20 thousand dollar hand carved Italian dining table.

i dunno if she really wants to fuck ya so much as she just likes the feeling of young men still thinking she is attractive.

Not to be rude but...

THE ODDS OF SUCCESS ARE 0% THERE ARE NO ODDS

sorry anyways you probably are just horny like stated above and you just notice what she does normally as if she is coming on to you.

Well like i've been around her after we've come back from the pool and had massive erections while everybody was laying on her driveway and she was sitting in a folding chair right next to me and well like it was impossible to not notice so i asked to use her bathroom to releive myself and when i was in there it was a particulary noisy sesion and i didnt hear her knocking until she knocked quite loudly and asked if i was ok i told her i was fine and she said ok and left , so would this have tipped her off?

quote:Originally posted by sidewayz6.6:



Is she married? Is she a single mom?

ya we need more details, ur age, her marrital status, etc. oh and

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The threadstarter is a raaaaaging troll...

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