When I'm hard, I'm perfectly happy with my pen0r size. I'm not saying I have a nine inch dick, like all the stupid kids on Totse do, but I'm not built like an Asian.

Now, we all know about the significant shrinkage that occurs when you're cold, or nervous. Well, when I'm cold, I can shrink to a 1 inch long, acorn-like stub?

Does this happen to anyone else, or am I alone with my tiny little, cold penis?

it happens

Very few girls would give a damn how big your dick is while flaccid. Focus on what counts.

Nope, my shrinkage-rod gets really skinny, not that much shorter.

uhhh no i dont think so...

*checks penis*

Nope its still pretty impressive.

only when i'm in cold water, but aside from that, i'm pretty good.

My genitals retract into my body in the cold.

-deus-

Cold water = 3-4 inches...

Warm pussy = 10.5 inches.

You'll all think I'm lying, but she knows the truth.

~Saint947

quote:Originally posted by leadspace:

am I alone with my tiny little, cold penis?

Nope

Yeah I'm pretty happy with mine erect, but it's like 1/3 the size when flaccid. which sucks, because I love public nudity.

my penis is pretty weird too. im uncut and when im in my non hard state it looks like a 1 inch turtle with like a .5-8 inch width, but when im hard it goes from about 5-6.5 inches with about .9-1 inch width. its probably a good thing im confident in my size. btw referring to the OG im asian

[This message has been edited by Jo0 (edited 10-28-2006).]

Limp penises are so silly. Hahaha.

I like them.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Yeah I'm pretty happy with mine erect, but it's like 1/3 the size when flaccid. which sucks, because I love public nudity.

I like that. I do.