Hello everyone, this is my first time making a thread in S&A, and I'm not sure if this topic has been made before, so bear with me.



All right, so there's a girl I know (we're both 16, and virgins) that I talk to a lot on MSN.

Well, we somehow got into the topic of masturbation, and we decided to have a contest to see who could go the longest without doing it. I do it on average about twice a day, and she does it anywhere from 2-7 times (we don't live anywhere interesting, so there's not much else to do).

Anyways, my question(s) is how long do you think this will go on? Any tips to help me over'cum' my urges? There's a dollar at stake if I lose.

Have sex.

When she can't hold it anymore, tell her that it doesn't count if she has sex, and you'd be more than willing to bone her.

But shit, who'd actually take that bet and not lie? Hell, I could tell you I'm not masturbating right now, and you'd have no fucking way of knowing. Nobody would.

What I'm trying to say is, either bone her and shut up, or masturbate, lie about it, and shut the fuck up.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

When she can't hold it anymore, tell her that it doesn't count if she has sex, and you'd be more than willing to bone her.

But shit, who'd actually take that bet and not lie? Hell, I could tell you I'm not masturbating right now, and you'd have no fucking way of knowing. Nobody would.

What I'm trying to say is, either bone her and shut up, or masturbate, lie about it, and shut the fuck up.

qft

get mashed all the time , failing that induce depression .



Or if you are really really desperate Try WOW , the heroin/crack of RPG's , filthy yet addictive

If I were to say that I wasn't masturbating while writing this, I'd be lying.

Well, I don't plan on lying, that would ruin the whole challenge.

quote:Originally posted by inverted:

Try WOW , the heroin/crack of RPG's , filthy yet addictive

This stopped me from masturbating for two weeks, and landed me in the hospital after dropping 10 caffeine pills and my intestines started bleeding.

Use this, and you WILL win.

~Saint947

the contest was an awesome episode of seinfeld

exercise will kill your spare testosterone. If you get an urge to fap then go lift

quote:Originally posted by 4skins:

exercise will kill your spare testosterone. If you get an urge to fap then go lift

Really? I've never heard of that. Interesting...

Isn't there an article posted on the front page of totse about this?

hehe

quote:Originally posted by Diputs:

Isn't there an article posted on the front page of totse about this?

hehe

Haha, I didn't that article seriously. And step 3 really doesn't help.

Edit: But then again, I just read the whole thing.

[This message has been edited by In Flames (edited 10-25-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Diputs:

Isn't there an article posted on the front page of totse about this?



yes he should read it

quote:Originally posted by In Flames:

Really? I've never heard of that. Interesting...

Lifting boosts it a lot. But if you lift regularly then it will use it all up.

ok, I just worked out a master plan for you.

1. keep masturbating so you won't act all needy and horny.

2. lie about it and keep her on her toes for about 2 weeks.

3. subtly propose sex. she'll be so horny by then she'll gladly come over.

4. post pics.



you can thank me later.

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

ok, I just worked out a master plan for you.

1. keep masturbating so you won't act all needy and horny.

2. lie about it and keep her on her toes for about 2 weeks.

3. subtly propose sex. she'll be so horny by then she'll gladly come over.

4. post pics.



you can thank me later.

Shes prob lying as well...

But seriously man, if your getting this sort of a competition going on with her you should getting into her pants sometime soon if you play your cards right.

ie: DO something about it, like activley try and bone her.

quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:

But shit, who'd actually take that bet and not lie? Hell, I could tell you I'm not masturbating right now, and you'd have no fucking way of knowing. Nobody would.



I’d know. You’d imply it unintentionally in your writing. I probably wouldn’t even be able to point out what part convinced me that you had. But I’d know.

I suggest you crack open this girls pussy aswell...

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

the contest was an awesome episode of seinfeld



It's so true, also from my experience as a 16 yr old girl, i really didnt masterbate that often, while my 16yr old male friends spent their lives jerking off, so good luck with that one.

Hey what do you win if you win?

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

ok, I just worked out a master plan for you.

1. keep masturbating so you won't act all needy and horny.

2. lie about it and keep her on her toes for about 2 weeks.

3. subtly propose sex. she'll be so horny by then she'll gladly come over.

4. post pics.



you can thank me later.

This is about right, although I suggest holding off for the last week. This way, you will have amazing sex.

Why not just have a competition to see who can cum first? It's more fun and takes less time.

Suggest it to her after a week.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

This is about right, although I suggest holding off for the last week. This way, you will have amazing sex.

Yeah, for about a minute and a half.

quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:

Why not just have a competition to see who can cum first? It's more fun and takes less time.

Suggest it to her after a week.

hey, if you did this then yoyu would win for sure, especially if you watch alot of porn for like an hour before this and not jack it while watching, it will be hard and i know this (*giggles*) but it will pay off after you shoot on the cieling after hearing the word cum or vagina.

See if she will jack you of and you can show her THE SHOCKER

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Oh and if you do, don't forget to take some pictures.

Good luck

I can see you both being very horney and ending in sex with each other. Godamn... It's GENIOUS. *Takes notes*

quote:Originally posted by BluryVision:

I can see you both being very horney and ending in sex with each other. Godamn... It's GENIOUS. *Takes notes*

Haha, that's what I'm hoping will happen.

Arrange to meet up with her at her place.

Don't be too put off by the fact she lives in such a small and dirty looking house. Pound on the door. Wait for it to be opened. Watch as the door is swung open by a 6'8" hairy man-beast who's shaking and staring at you while moaning very heavily.

Say "oh sorry, I thought this was where ____ ____ lived.... um, do you know where I'd find her?"

Wait for him to moan louder and expose his penis tucked between his legs from his robe implying he has a vagina but is in reality just very weird.

"You've found him" he'll reply.

You'll turn to run, but he'll grab you, and drag you in while you desperately claw at his giant arm as it wraps around you.

Your body will never be found.

....

So NOW is it cool to do drugs?

[This message has been edited by yumpityborg (edited 10-27-2006).]

you could just say oh fuck this i can't take it no longer both go on cam and do ya thing

quote:Originally posted by rs_luvva_91:

you could just say oh fuck this i can't take it no longer both go on cam and do ya thing

They live nearby... webcam action fun, but if you live near enough to see each other... you can... have... sex... together... or mutual masturbation... or something... physical.

quote:Originally posted by yumpityborg:

Arrange to meet up with her at her place.

Don't be too put off by the fact she lives in such a small and dirty looking house. Pound on the door. Wait for it to be opened. Watch as the door is swung open by a 6'8" hairy man-beast who's shaking and staring at you while moaning very heavily.

Say "oh sorry, I thought this was where ____ ____ lived.... um, do you know where I'd find her?"

Wait for him to moan louder and expose his penis tucked between his legs from his robe implying he has a vagina but is in reality just very weird.

"You've found him" he'll reply.

You'll turn to run, but he'll grab you, and drag you in while you desperately claw at his giant arm as it wraps around you.

Your body will never be found.

....

So NOW is it cool to do drugs?



You win the thread. You win harder than the Knight Rider techno remix I'm listening to right now.

(Sort this out with a friend of yours beforehand so that he'll support your story if questioned)

If you're smooth, while discussing your bet "randomly" bring up the fact that one of your friends said: whoever loses the bet should have to give head to the winner.

ONLY attempt this if you have some fucking skill with social interaction.

She'll react one way:

"OMG that's so silly!"

You must react THIS WAY:

"OMG I know!"

Then she'll react one of two ways:

1) "Anyway (insert random unrelated topic of conversation)" - if so, just carry on chatting like normal.

2) She'll carry on talking about something that's SOMEHOW sexual. If so, follow her lead. DON'T act doubtful or shy no matter what, if you carry on being "innocently" following her lead wherever she goes with it, she'll end up suggesting that you continue your bet according to the stakes "your friend suggested". If so, you've GOT to keep her thinking it was all her idea, so you have to be like "OMG you're so silly!" etc

Play it right, you'll end up with her lips wrapped around your glorious man-wand.

You've gotta understand - most girls are just as horny as you, you just have to let them think that they're the one who decides that poontang is on the table. =]

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what are the stakes in this contest?

You'll probably lose, I used to not do it in my dorm room at school, but I'd go for it at home on the weekends. But when I stopped going home every weekend I broke down and could only last like three weeks (I'm a girl)

I thought out of state college would make it harder but.. then I got a boyfriend.